?(nsfw) Wesley Snipes learns a lesson |
AndySavage |
(4.61) |
26,097 |
2007-07-30 |
description:
SWORDS ARE NOT FOR DECORATION! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w_bXElqxVo
domain:
thatwasafuckedupstory
keywords:
They'll f*ckin cut you wide open
fg image origin:
Blade
sound origin:
Trip Fisk
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?We learned your Language from the World Wide... |
kitt0111 |
(4.54) |
41,746 |
2007-12-16 |
description:
The Autobots learned earth's language from the World Wide Web...and found the worst of what the internet is...
domain:
damagedvocalprocessors
keywords:
transformers, leroy, jenkins, numa, nintendo, 64, bubb, rubb, autobots, optimus
fg image origin:
Transformers
sound origin:
Transformers+Edits
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?YTMND 3113: Holy Hormel MeatDiverz™ |
mleep |
(4.30) |
1,872 |
2015-09-13 |
description:
In the year 3113....hot dogs and sausages will dive straight into your mouth, thanks to the CrockPot Holy Hormel MeatDiverz™ ...only 5 easy payments of $999.99!
domain:
pooperscooper
keywords:
HORMEL,RUSH 3113,ZAVANATHANS NATURAL CASINGS,we got the meats,IN B4 BEATINGADEADSAUSAGEOFF
fg image origin:
Hormel HolyMeatDiverz2112 - It is FUN for the whole family!
bg image origin:
Open Wide!
sound origin:
Mleep - Necro Acid
|
?HOGANGETSIT |
eshpritz |
(4.25) |
864 |
2005-12-08 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
HOGANHEAD
site text:
Open Wide Brother // //
sound origin:
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?(nsfw) Moon Man Creates Anti-LGBT Propaganda ... |
malcolmtnight |
(4.25) |
2,679 |
2023-01-14 |
description:
K, KK
Wind in my face, I'm capping peels
At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill
But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate
When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait
I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break
In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face
In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place
Our birth traits tell us just to go
We're more advanced than our earthmates
I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date
The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad
So let's go
If we don't work then they won't die
Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly
In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie
Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go
Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne
The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line
I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight
I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes
Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like
My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide
Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy
We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go
Yo, over the top of the coal pile
I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while
But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire
I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer
The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire
The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre
They requested my YT, I replied "but why?"
Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied
Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe
The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide
Testing the Moon will begin a genocide
No matter which corner of the globe you reside
Now vote 5, like and subscribe
When it comes to the job getting done, what am I?
The god of the racial war, praise the Lord
If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword
I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems
And the fire keeps raging on
Listen to me I won't
Don't stop, nope, I don't quit
Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit
KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK
domain:
koolkangkanye
keywords:
moon man,danger mouse,black thought
fg image origin:
Photo taken during entry to atmosphere (Jan. 14, 2022).
sound origin:
"Let's Go" by Moon Man (parody of "No Gold Teeth" by Danger Mouse & Black Thought)
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?A Kwanzaa Miracle |
Funny-Internet-User |
(4.21) |
32,801 |
2009-12-23 |
description:
Kwanzaa is celebrated far and wide, by all politically correct cartoon characters on the disney channel.
domain:
miraculous
keywords:
all I want for kwanzaa is my dignity
fg image origin:
Kwanzaa
sound origin:
The Video Game
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?Bombshell Wonder Woman (Princess Diana) - DC... |
Skanda |
(4.20) |
202 |
2024-12-16 |
description:
Wonder Woman, The Amazing Amazon, Diana of Themyscira
Bombshell Wonder Woman is a version of Wonder Woman from an alternate universe.
A born adventurer and heroic spirit, after learning of the world-wide war that was occurring beyond the shores of Paradise Island, Diana embarked to learn more and lead her Amazonian sisters in support of the United Nations against the Axis Powers.
-Bombshell Wonder Woman is voiced by Susan Eisenberg.
-While pursuing an intimate relationship with American secret agent Master Sergeant Stephen Trevor during the war, Diana also once pursued and held an intimate relationship with her best friend, Princess Mera of Atlantis, during the years before the war. Mera reveals that Diana was her first kiss and that she was also Diana's first kiss.
domain:
BombshellDiana
site text:
// // Amazing Amazon
keywords:
Bombshell Diana,Diana,Bombshell,Bomb,shell,Bombshell Wonder Woman,Wonder Woman,Bombshell Wonder,Bombshell Woman,Bombshell Princess,Princess,Woman,Wonder,The Amazing Amazon,The,Amazing Amazon,Amazon,Amazing,Amaze,alternate universe,universe,alternate,alt,heroic spirit,spirit,heroic,hero,born adventurer,adventurer,born,adventure,world-wide war,world-wide,war,Paradise Island,Paradise,Island,the United Nations,the,United,United Nations,Nations,United Nation,Nation,the Axis Powers,Axis Powers,Axis,Powers,Power,Amazonian,Amazonian sisters,Amazonian sister,sisters,sister,DC Universe Online,DC,Universe Online,DC Online,DC Universe,DCU Online,DCUOnline,DCUO,DCU,Susan Eisenberg,Susan,Eisenberg,Skanda
fg image origin:
https://dcuniverseonline.fandom.com/wiki/Bombshell_Wonder_Woman#Gallery
bg image origin:
https://dcuniverseonline.fandom.com/wiki/Bombshell_Wonder_Woman#Gallery
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI2ASp0f7GU
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?RooneyTMND: Rooney goes back in time to play a... |
GaryGnu |
(4.18) |
2,757 |
2011-04-24 |
description:
Scott Norwood FTW! Mullet man made Rooney an offer he couldn't refuse.
domain:
WideRight
keywords:
Rooney, football, norwood, bills, wide right
fg image origin:
Rooney
bg image origin:
Super Bowl XXV
sound origin:
Football is pain
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?giant enemy crab has NO WEAK POINT |
Fruhmann |
(4.16) |
9,882 |
2006-07-15 |
description:
GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!!
WEAK POINT UNKNOWN!!!
domain:
noweakpoint
keywords:
giant enemy crab, weak point, house of the dead, ps3, sony
fg image origin:
sega + photoshop + world wide internet
sound origin:
hotd 2 boss theme
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?Mitt Romney Has Seven Days |
NiteSky |
(4.14) |
8,592 |
2012-10-27 |
description:
Despite his party's best efforts to insulate him for the devastating 2008 campaign video, Mitt Romney unwittingly compromises his campaign.
domain:
romneysevendays
keywords:
Mitt Romney,Barack Obama,Election 2012,Seven Days,Eyes Wide Shut
fg image origin:
The Ring (2002) + Mitt Romney in a hotel
sound origin:
The Ring (2002) + Mitt Romney in a hotel
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?Tom Cruise gets downvoted repeatedly |
b2lskirnir |
(4.13) |
2,743 |
2006-09-06 |
description:
Sorry, Tom.
domain:
cruisecantmakeagoodytmnd
keywords:
eyes wide shut, tom cruise, scientology, stanley kubrick
fg image origin:
Eyes Wide Shut + editing
sound origin:
Gyorgy Ligeti (RIP) - Musica Ricerata, 2nd movement
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?Drink from the FIREHOSE! |
koiulpoi |
(4.08) |
8,557 |
2006-03-13 |
description:
OPEN WIDE!
BTW, that's Kramer before he was Kramer.
domain:
drinkfirehose
keywords:
UHF,Stanley Spedowski,Weird Al, Open Wide,Open,Wide,Drink,Fire,Hose
fg image origin:
UHF
sound origin:
UHF
|
?Auto-Insemination! |
Beaverific |
(4.06) |
2,190 |
2008-01-24 |
description:
Here I opened wide the door, darkness there, nothing more.
domain:
forwomenonthego
keywords:
Four friends discover a ghost town while away on a camping trip, they encounter an evil presence. Is it spiritual or is there a worldly force at work here. For one of them the town reveals a dark family secret. Did they find this place by accident or...?
fg image origin:
Denmark
sound origin:
Juno Reactor - Teahouse
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?You Stole My Yiddish Cup! |
dejack03 |
(4.06) |
6,925 |
2006-01-16 |
description:
The REAL cause of World Wide Web War I.
domain:
cupstolen
site text:
Max stole Eric's Yiddish // //
keywords:
baumen, eric baumen, ebaums, ebaums world, world of warcraft, wow, yiddish, yiddish cup, stole, cloudsong
fg image origin:
World of Warcraft
sound origin:
Dramatic Reading and Cloudsong Boy
|
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?Ted Stevens Remixes The Internet (Sweet Tube Fla... |
cambot |
(4.05) |
28,543 |
2006-07-02 |
description:
"We talk about the world wide web."
domain:
Tedremix
keywords:
internets, stevens, killer7
fg image origin:
google
sound origin:
Amusing Stevens rant + Killer7
|
?Buildings Began to Stretch Wide Across the Sky, a... |
Kaizen666 |
(4.05) |
2,011 |
2009-03-28 |
description:
2 of 7
domain:
ReddishGlow
keywords:
YTMND is full of virgins
fg image origin:
*home*
sound origin:
*home*
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?You Killed My Cat!!! |
snyperwolf |
(4.04) |
23,058 |
2006-07-18 |
description:
This is a sign at the corner of Park Avenue and Old Taylorsville Road in Louisville, Kentucky, USA. Park Avenue itself is about 1000 feet long, and it is barely 2-lanes wide. The speed limit is 25 mph.
domain:
killedmycat
keywords:
you killed my cat, cat, incredible hulk, stop sign, for gods sake
fg image origin:
Took the image myself
sound origin:
The Incredible Hulk
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?Danson in September |
montereymatt |
(4.02) |
8,728 |
2007-09-29 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
dansoninseptember
keywords:
danson
fg image origin:
World Wide Web
sound origin:
Earth Wind Fire
|
?* The Ceiling Is So Wide * |
Forgasm |
(4.00) |
6,717 |
2008-08-04 |
description:
to improve.
domain:
wheredyougobitch
keywords:
animal, animated, gif, insect, green, yellow
fg image origin:
home.
sound origin:
Fort Minor.
|
?juniper engine faces an unfamiliar setting (Booking) |
Fatuus |
(4.00) |
3,157 |
2009-05-13 |
description:
above all else
clarity
domain:
juniperengine
keywords:
juniper,engine,mix,salutations,caucus,felony,redwall
fg image origin:
the world wide eye
sound origin:
rattling shaking
|
?World Wide Want |
Fluk3 |
(4.00) |
792 |
2009-10-07 |
description:
Give 2 Me
domain:
worldwidewant
keywords:
money, on the run
fg image origin:
The Sopranos + Edits
sound origin:
PFDSOTM - Money + On the run
|
?Football Player Busted With Viagra |
nervousbreakdown |
(4.00) |
1,544 |
2011-04-13 |
description:
Raider star Louis Murphy was pulled over for being black then arrested when found in possession of 12 viagra in an unlabeled bottle It's widely seen as hilarious, though this site probably won't have the same luck.
domain:
louismurphy
keywords:
nfl, lockout, rich 23 year olds are incredibly stupid, spfftw, SATFF
fg image origin:
SATFF
sound origin:
CSI
|
?I believe you have my extra-wide bumper stickers f... |
houseofcards |
(4.00) |
1,446 |
2011-12-18 |
description:
Milton believes you went to the Kwik E Mart and purchased some unusual items.
domain:
rumvee
keywords:
raymond
fg image origin:
Raymond gif.
sound origin:
?!
|
?Fad lol The New |
Audovoice |
(4.00) |
1,082 |
2015-07-09 |
description:
A paper cup is a cup made out of paper and often lined with plastic or wax to prevent liquid from leaking out or soaking through the paper. It may be made of recycled paper and is widely used around the world to hold Jazz.
domain:
fadlolthenew
site text:
J // A // Z
keywords:
fad,jazz
fg image origin:
Dance
bg image origin:
Jazz
sound origin:
KNISHES.ftm
|
?Tessa Blanchard : WWE (NXT/Mae Young Classi... |
Skanda |
(4.00) |
128 |
2024-12-18 |
description:
Height: 5’4”
Hometown: Charlotte, N.C.
Twitter: @Tess_Blanchard
Tessa Blanchard will not be fazed by the pomp, circumstance or grandeur of the Mae Young Classic.
The daughter of WWE Hall of Famer and iconic Four Horsemen member Tully Blanchard, granddaughter of Joe Blanchard and stepdaughter of Magnum T.A., Tessa is a branch on a truly legendary family tree. But she hasn’t relied on her surname to reach the heights she’s reached. Inspired to pursue the family trade after watching her father’s 2012 WWE Hall of Fame induction, Tessa debuted in 2014 and has traveled far and wide —including China and the Maritimes — to establish her own identity.
With her pedigree as impressive as anyone’s in the field, her skillset only becoming vaster by the day, and her confidence as high as her father’s in his prime, it’s a safe bet that Tessa Blanchard will make serious noise in the Classic.
domain:
TessaBlanchardWWE
site text:
// // Star
keywords:
Tessa Blanchard,Tessa,Blanchard,WWE,WWE NXT,NXT,Mae Young Classic,Mae Young,Classic,Mae,Young,Twitter,Tess_Blanchard,_,X,Height,Charlotte,N.C.,Charlotte,N.C.,USA,US,Hometown,Home,Tully Blanchard,Tully,WWE Hall of Famer,Hall of Famer,Fame,Hall of Fame,iconic Four Horsemen,Four Horsemen,iconic,icon,iconic Four Horsemen,😊,Horsemen,Four Horsewomen,Horsewoman,China,identity,Family,Champion,Champ,WWF,WWWF,TNA,AEW,\,Wrestling,Wrestler,Skanda,AAA,CMLL,WOW
fg image origin:
https://tenor.com/en-GB/search/tessa-blanchard-wwe-gifs
bg image origin:
https://tenor.com/en-GB/search/tessa-blanchard-wwe-gifs
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jssuRiQH05o
|
?It still smells like a steak? |
Orunir |
(4.00) |
1,533 |
2006-01-22 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
jaycan
site text:
12 YARDS LONG // 2 LANES WIDE // 65 TONS OF AMERICAN PRIDE
keywords:
Canyonero, big truck, jay leno
fg image origin:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/automotive/sub_coll_leno/1368287
sound origin:
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?We have learned Earth's languages in POL... |
Captain-L337 |
(4.00) |
1,463 |
2007-12-16 |
description:
LOL
domain:
worldwidepolend
site text:
LOLOL I LEARN MY LANGUAGe // THROUGH WORLD WIDE WEB // TOO VOAT%
keywords:
Poland, voat5, transformers
fg image origin:
LOL
sound origin:
LOL
|
?TRUTHTMND: Obama-PhARMA Memo Obtained |
BloodyPython |
(3.94) |
1,772 |
2009-08-13 |
description:
Huffington Post confirms that the White House and the pharmaceutical lobby secretly agreed to precisely the sort of wide-ranging deal that both parties have been denying over the past week.
domain:
obamaphaemamemo
site text:
http://minx.cc/?post=290896 // http://minx.cc/?post=290896 // http://minx.cc/?post=290896
keywords:
TRUTHTMND,President Barack Obama,Barack Obama,Barack,Obama,ObamaCare,PhARMA,Backroom Deals,Huffington Post,Change We Cannot Believe In
fg image origin:
President Barack Obama
sound origin:
2012
|
?PTKFGS: Gimli's Super Middle Earth-wide T... |
GyRo567 |
(3.92) |
3,242 |
2006-10-07 |
description:
A parody of superforcejump.ytmnd.com (Heh, I forgot that the preloader doesn't work without an MP3... First WAV)
domain:
supernonforcejump
keywords:
lord of the rings, super, force, tumble, jump, trip, gimli
fg image origin:
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
sound origin:
Van Halen - Jump
|
?Student Fails Picards Art Class. |
dlw2080 |
(3.91) |
6,229 |
2006-03-14 |
description:
Copy-cat of Picard teaches art class.
domain:
artfailed
site text:
NOT GOOD ENOUGH, DAMNIT! // NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!! //
keywords:
picard,teaches,art,class,not good enough damnit,damnit,not good,not good enough,the line
fg image origin:
Picard Art Class YTMND/ photoshop
sound origin:
The darkest region of th world wide web of lies.
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