| ?Michael Jackson is Dead! |
ProfASCII |
(2.81) |
1,426 |
2009-06-25 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
mjdeadwot
site text:
Lando is still alive! // //
keywords:
Lando
fg image origin:
American hero
sound origin:
Epic theme
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| ?Lando Returns |
extremewookie |
(2.81) |
2,023 |
2010-08-24 |
|
description:
WOW NO ONE EVEN REMEMBERS THIS I BET
domain:
heisbackyouguys
keywords:
Lando
fg image origin:
Years passed and ages forgotten
sound origin:
Burnt ashes of fleeting memories
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| ?Snuggling Smugglers (The Pirate and the Gas Mine... |
laszlonemish |
(2.80) |
1,723 |
2005-09-30 |
|
description:
Han Solo and Lando Calrissian - friends to the end.
domain:
snuggle
site text:
// It's only gay if // the balls touch!
keywords:
Han Solo, Lando Calrissian, smugglers, pirates, friends, hug
fg image origin:
unknown
sound origin:
Harry Nillson - Theme from 'The Courtship of Eddie's Father'
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| ?William F. Buckley Jr. is Dead |
Evilbeaver |
(2.80) |
1,567 |
2008-02-28 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
williamfbuckley
site text:
What? Expecting someone else? // //
keywords:
lando,william,buckley,jr.,national,review,politics,dead,is,not
fg image origin:
internets
sound origin:
Lando fad
|
| ?Religion is free ... |
Turtleproof |
(2.80) |
795 |
2008-04-01 |
|
description:
I added Hubbard's head to Lando's body and Lando's afro to Hubbard's head. Also mixed landobama.ytmnd.com with who40k.ytmnd.com
domain:
enturbulate
site text:
// ... Scientology is not //
keywords:
Hubbard, Scientology, enturbulate
fg image origin:
See desc.
sound origin:
See desc.
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| ?Someone Is Stealing Walrus's Bucket. |
johnkimble22 |
(2.80) |
1,483 |
2008-04-26 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
someoneisstealingwalrusbucket
site text:
LANDO IS NOT // //
keywords:
Lando is not , Walrus, Lando
fg image origin:
Star Wars
sound origin:
LANDO'S AWESOME THEME SONG LAWL
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| ?David Alan Grier is not funny |
Chase55 |
(2.80) |
2,434 |
2008-10-30 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
DAGnotfunny
site text:
LANDO IS // //
keywords:
David, Alan, Grier, Chocolate, News, sucks
fg image origin:
one of the 130 other Lando sites
sound origin:
same
|
| ?Bow Chica Bow Wow, Ladies |
B1ack1ight |
(2.80) |
1,509 |
2009-07-01 |
|
description:
For Use in Conjunction with Binge Gamer's "Greatest Games You've Never Played: Zeus: Master of Olympus"
domain:
bowchicabowwow
keywords:
Zeus, Bow Chica Bow Wow, Lando Calrissian, Tired Fad,
fg image origin:
Google Images
sound origin:
ESPN
|
| ?I Just Lost The Game |
smokedis |
(2.80) |
1,107 |
2010-08-25 |
|
description:
THE GAME
domain:
hedidntlosethegame
site text:
LANDO DID NOT!! // //
keywords:
lando, the game
fg image origin:
YTMND
sound origin:
ESPN
|
| ?President Mubarak resigns |
Nate66 |
(2.80) |
1,014 |
2011-02-11 |
|
description:
That's right
domain:
landorulestheworld
site text:
Lando ruled Egypt anyway!!! // //
keywords:
Lando
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
..
|
| ?I've never met Ted Danson |
Funny-Internet-User |
(2.79) |
1,378 |
2008-11-18 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
dansondandsonsdf
site text:
BUT // LANDO // HAS!!
fg image origin:
lol
sound origin:
lol
|
| ?In 2012, Max will be dead |
HailEris |
(2.79) |
2,204 |
2009-02-26 |
|
description:
RON PAUL!
domain:
maxwillbedead
site text:
// // LANDO WILL NOT!!!!!!
keywords:
lando, 2012
fg image origin:
Fad
sound origin:
Fad
|
| ?Happy Birthday, Billy Dee Williams |
anystrom |
(2.78) |
1,810 |
2008-04-06 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
billydee71
site text:
// // HAPPY 71ST
keywords:
lando calrissian, april 6, 1937
fg image origin:
lando
sound origin:
lol
|
| ?There are 4 sites that say "Michael Jackson is... |
maplejet |
(2.78) |
1,159 |
2009-06-25 |
|
description:
lol!!
domain:
mjthrillerdarthwang
site text:
// Here's the 5th!! //
fg image origin:
ytmnd screenshot
sound origin:
Simple Planwish - How Could This Happen to Ghost Love Score
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|
|
| ?Steve Jobs Is Dead... |
TenCodeRiot |
(2.78) |
1,025 |
2011-10-07 |
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description:
Jobs are gone
domain:
Jobsdead
site text:
Bill Gates // Is Not //
fg image origin:
Gates
sound origin:
Lando
|
| ?George bush doesnt have butter |
CaRtMaNrOcKs14 |
(2.77) |
1,979 |
2008-02-07 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
landogotsbutter
site text:
Lando does! // //
keywords:
lando lakes george bush funny 5 stars please
fg image origin:
google.com
sound origin:
ytmnd
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| ?Lando is not getting laid |
tkx7 |
(2.77) |
1,085 |
2008-09-06 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
knot
site text:
DR-L337 15 // //
keywords:
lando, is, not, getting, laid
fg image origin:
meta data
sound origin:
hello
|
| ?real veal elation |
creamyself |
(2.77) |
1,582 |
2009-09-08 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
hooyayoujustfellforthetrap
keywords:
soviet, stephanie, vader, riker, nedm, nsfw, lando, roll, 1337, moon man
fg image origin:
unknown
sound origin:
revelation
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| ?A Cape That ALWAYS Rests On The Shoulders |
sigma4488 |
(2.75) |
1,208 |
2007-11-30 |
|
description:
Lando's Cape is so Awesome, it just rests on his shoulders!
domain:
landosmagiccape
keywords:
Lando
Cape
Starwars
fg image origin:
It's Lando Bitch!
sound origin:
Lando Fad
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| ?Billy Dee Williams has never worked with Elia Kaz... |
ericcondon |
(2.75) |
1,751 |
2008-11-02 |
|
description:
But Brando has.
domain:
guesswhohas
site text:
// // BRANDO HAS
keywords:
lando, brando, billy dee williams, elia kazan, marlon brando, lando calrissian
fg image origin:
google
sound origin:
HBO
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| ?(nsfw) Barack Obama is not an Uncle Tom |
GaryGnu |
(2.75) |
1,746 |
2009-01-10 |
|
description:
Apparently, Lando is an uncle tom. Sorry.
domain:
Uncletomlando
site text:
// BUT LANDO IS!!! //
keywords:
Uncle Tom, Chasing amy, Lando
fg image origin:
This site
sound origin:
Chasing Amy & Warrant
|
| ?David Carradine is DEAD |
Centrus |
(2.75) |
1,463 |
2009-06-04 |
|
description:
Thanks Dave.
domain:
davidcarradineisdead
site text:
LANDO // IS // NOT.
keywords:
rip david carradine
fg image origin:
RIP Dave
sound origin:
Kill Bill
|
| ?Billy Dee Williams is DEAD! |
Centrus |
(2.75) |
3,738 |
2009-06-06 |
|
description:
Reserved 1st tribute site ftw.
domain:
billydeewilliamsisdead
site text:
LANDO // LIVES // ON.
keywords:
RIP Billy Dee Williams, LANDO
fg image origin:
uncited
sound origin:
uncited
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| ?Something Wierd At Neverland China... |
giesthunter01 |
(2.75) |
634 |
2009-07-09 |
|
description:
lando says no
domain:
landochinaland
keywords:
lando, michael jackson
fg image origin:
internet
sound origin:
lando
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| ?Lando stole my clothes, I'm returning the fav... |
rreedh |
(2.75) |
1,730 |
2012-02-07 |
|
description:
Lando Calrissian stole Han's clothes.
domain:
dancinghan
site text:
I'll teach you to steal // my clothes. // Eat Cha-Cha!
keywords:
Lando Calrissian,Han Solo,Millennium Falcon,clothes,Empire Strikes Back,Chewbacca,Carbonite,Boba Fett
fg image origin:
OriginalTrilogy.com
bg image origin:
Google Images
sound origin:
Youtube
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| ?Lando is very much alive |
volkstraum |
(2.75) |
1,503 |
2013-04-07 |
|
description:
PBC, Esq.: Requiem.
domain:
PBCESQthefirst
site text:
Plimpton Bollingsworth // Chestershire, Esq. // Is Not.
keywords:
Plimpton,Cherstershire,Esq.,UK,Wanker,Boil,Mash,Stick in stew
fg image origin:
Web
bg image origin:
Pubic Romaine
sound origin:
Excuse me girl
I know it's a bit embarrassing but
I just noticed some tan lines
On your shirt
See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,
Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high
|
| ?Philip Seymour Hoffman is dead! |
BigX |
(2.75) |
1,720 |
2014-02-03 |
|
description:
You knew it was coming when you saw the headlines.
domain:
ripneckbeard
site text:
Lando // Doesn't // Care
keywords:
lando,lando is not,phillip seymour hoffman,hoffman,is dead,lando: 100 hollywood: 0
fg image origin:
The cabin lights were turned very low, just bright enough for him to make out Leia's enchanting form. It was impossible to tell whether or not she was still wearing the towel. "About time," she purred, her voice making him shudder. She handed him a drink, which he downed in one swallow.
"Ah," Lando hissed, throwing the glass over his shoulder. "Goes down easy." The lights came back up, revealing to Lando that the towel was indeed gone. She took a seat in a plush lounger and crossed her legs. Lando tried not to stare, smiling politely at her attempted humor while wondering whether or not they were the longest he had ever seen. He didn't try hard enough, tearing his eyes from her inverted triangle of lustrous red-gold pubic hair to find her studying him. "Oh look," Leia said, flicking her left breast and giggling. "Jiggly."
sound origin:
They charged into the cockpit: Lando's tongue buried in Leia's mouth, her legs wrapped around his waist. He slammed her down on the command console, pinning her there while he undid his pants. "Wait," he said, looking through the viewport. "They'll see us." "They won't," Leia groaned impatiently. "I'm pretty sure they can see us. Look, that one's waving!" "So let 'em watch." She kissed him hard, all tongue. "Give it to me! Kriff me like one of your Twi'lek whores!" Lando wasn't about to deny her anything, pulling his cock free and guiding it between her strong thighs. "Wait," she said, still just barely able to control herself. "I feel so guilty about this, now that Han is dead." Lando simply sneered as he penetrated, then proclaimed "Lando is not!"
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| ?FRED PHELPS IS DEAD |
prairiedogericstar83 |
(2.75) |
673 |
2014-03-20 |
|
description:
He died
domain:
fredphelpsisdead
keywords:
dead,lando
fg image origin:
star war
sound origin:
hockey
|
| ?America is Dead |
airbud |
(2.75) |
1,065 |
2016-11-09 |
|
description:
Dead
domain:
americadead
site text:
LANDO // IS // NOT
keywords:
lando
fg image origin:
Lando
sound origin:
Football music
|
| ?McCain lost the election... |
nickster1992 |
(2.72) |
1,956 |
2008-11-06 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
notdidlando
site text:
LANDO DID NOT // //
fg image origin:
Lando
sound origin:
Calreesepiece
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