| ?PTKFGS - Alternate reality VinnyWeapons is save... |
FGoat |
(3.85) |
5,121 |
2006-03-14 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
Timewaster
site text:
Mario! // //
fg image origin:
shortcircuit 2 / me
sound origin:
bonnie tyler -holding out for a hero
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| ?A site to appeal to DarthWang |
tkx7 |
(3.85) |
1,320 |
2008-03-27 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
wangy
keywords:
darthwang, darth, wang, wangy, a, site, to, appeal
fg image origin:
Darthwang holding a license
sound origin:
Darthwang
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| ?Reservoir Gay Niggaz |
DarthWang |
(3.85) |
2,814 |
2016-09-24 |
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description:
Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job.
After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga.
Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him.
When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded.
Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.
domain:
reservoirs
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Reservoir Gay Niggaz, Aight?
sound origin:
By Chadton BALLINtino
|
| ?He Dances, Janitor Impressed |
filibuster |
(3.84) |
6,965 |
2007-10-18 |
|
description:
scrubs janitor watches on impressed at DANSON's dance whilst holding a goldfish bowl. *MAKE YOUR OWN TED DANSON YTMND TO ENTER OUR HALL OF FAME*
domain:
neilflynn
site text:
http://ted-danson.com // //
keywords:
http://ted-danson.com, DANSON '08!, iuefohjk nkiuh o -'9f;w .
fg image origin:
http://ted-danson.com
sound origin:
aragorn
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| ?(nsfw) Is Kramer running ESPN? |
kylespeicher |
(3.84) |
7,731 |
2007-03-10 |
|
description:
It looks like Kramer has gotten a hold of the bottom line at ESPN.
domain:
espnkramer
site text:
Cut it out, Kramer // //
keywords:
espn, baseball, kramer, n*gg*r, racism
fg image origin:
Took it with my high tech camera
sound origin:
The Laugh Factory
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| ?Music You Only Ever Hear While On Hold #3 |
CrazyRay |
(3.84) |
7,356 |
2011-12-12 |
|
description:
"Electric Blue" is a 1987 hit single by the Australian rock / synthpop band Icehouse and was co-written by Iva Davies of Icehouse and John Oates of the U.S. band Hall & Oates. The single reached number one on the Australian singles chart on 16 November 1987, number seven on the American Billboard Hot 100 singles chart on 21 May 1988, and number 53 on the UK singles charts. Released in August it was the second single from their number one album Man of Colours on Regular Records in Australia and, with a slightly different cover, on Chrysalis Records for European and North American releases. It is played regularly on Australian radio stations and remains one of their most popular songs according to listeners of Triple M in 2007.
domain:
musiconhold3
keywords:
music while on hold telephone phone call,music,while,on,hold,telephone,call,icehouse,electric,blue
fg image origin:
Icehouse - Electric Blue
bg image origin:
Google + Photoshop
sound origin:
Icehouse - Electric Blue
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| ?Hold It! |
combunbun |
(3.83) |
1,406 |
2006-05-25 |
|
description:
I like the commercial
domain:
holdit
site text:
Hold It! // //
keywords:
dr. pepper, berries, cream,
fg image origin:
google
sound origin:
joe tex
|
| ?Epic Connery Horse Jump. *updated sync* |
yesimaninja |
(3.83) |
6,724 |
2006-08-22 |
|
description:
One of my favorite clips.
domain:
epicconnery
site text:
HOLD! // //
keywords:
epic, connery, maneuver, jump, epic maneuver, sean conner, sean, bond, never say never again
fg image origin:
never say never again
sound origin:
never say never again
|
| ?Jamie Foxx can't hold it anymore!!! |
Hatline92 |
(3.83) |
3,736 |
2006-09-01 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
foxxgottawee
site text:
I // Gotta // Wee!!!
keywords:
jamie, fox, can't, hold, it, i, gotta, wee
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
YTMND
|
| ?They're Mighty Alright! |
amajestikmoose |
(3.83) |
1,012 |
2006-10-30 |
|
description:
I found this litle gem while shopping south of da border in Mexico. A true classic pose if i've ever seen one!
domain:
gogolightningpenis
keywords:
lightning cocks are fun boys and girls!, power rangers hold true penile power, electricity is bad for the crotch
fg image origin:
Matamoros Mexico c/o Moose's Camera
sound origin:
Nobrayn - I Paint Music Well
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| ?Tony Danza somewhat accurately represents the b... |
ChuckMangione |
(3.83) |
1,102 |
2009-07-05 |
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description:
awesome, actually
domain:
monawhydoyoualwaysdresslikeaslut
keywords:
hold me closer
fg image origin:
Facebook, actually
sound origin:
YTMND, actually
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| ?Jesus Drives A Forklift?!? (Edit: For The WINkS) |
shadowcaptain |
(3.83) |
4,094 |
2006-09-13 |
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description:
We're holding your Lord and Savior prisoner on a loading dock in Germany.
domain:
packedbychrist
keywords:
jesus, christ, packed, forklift, lol, wtf
fg image origin:
Spotted On 495 (DC Beltway) 9/13/06
sound origin:
Rich Mullins - Awesome God
|
| ?Conan tribute site |
tylersaintcool |
(3.83) |
3,124 |
2010-03-01 |
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description:
GAME OVER RETURN OF LENHOLE
domain:
conantributesite
keywords:
conan, sitting on the couch while holding a gun and a photo
fg image origin:
Me on the couch at home
sound origin:
image and sound taken from jimmm tribute site
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| ?Qwyzlyx: The Kyle Cease Special gets hijacked by... |
dunsparce |
(3.82) |
1,367 |
2008-07-27 |
|
description:
Mike Patton tries to tell John Frusciante he can't "shoot up" but he can't because he's Jimmy Buffett so they go head to head in a video game humor competition for audience approval clonesmanship.
domain:
qwyzlyxthemovey
site text:
// // "HOLD B DOWN" - carlos
keywords:
MOUNTAIN, DEW, VOLTAGE
fg image origin:
file save as kyle
sound origin:
angry video
|
|
|
| ?Holding Hands |
FartHack |
(3.82) |
2,863 |
2006-08-20 |
|
description:
A distubing picture.
domain:
CreepyBathroomPicture
site text:
OMG! I hope // That's his Hand // He's Holding
keywords:
Hand, Bathroom, Creepy, Man, Child, Men
sound origin:
Raymond Scott-Memories
|
| ?the day sexymofo got laid... (original sound restored... |
Trilkin |
(3.81) |
30,926 |
2006-09-17 |
|
description:
I'm not holding my breath on this one.
domain:
neverhappeningever
keywords:
sexymofo, cocks, spongebob, laid, sex
fg image origin:
Screenshot of http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/577758 + edits
sound origin:
Spongebob
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| ?Hulk Hogan smells...dookie? |
Outerheaven |
(3.81) |
6,547 |
2006-02-27 |
|
description:
My first attempt at a ytmnd page. Enjoy!
domain:
dookiecooking
site text:
IT MUST BE // THE COOKING //
keywords:
Hulk Hogan, wwe, wwf, WWF, WWE, Dookie, dookie, hogan, hulk, hulk hogan smells dookie, hogan smells dookie, cooking, pastamania, hulk pasta, smells dookie.
fg image origin:
College Humor
sound origin:
No holds barred
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| ?The Untold Standard: Out of Thin Air |
dyskrasia |
(3.81) |
12,144 |
2007-08-29 |
|
description:
Fort Knox holds the nation's largest cache of unicorns. true story.
domain:
moneyisimaginary
keywords:
Federal, Reserve, System
fg image origin:
Least Doubtfully
sound origin:
Most Definitely
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| ?DAMMIT you guys your advice isnt working plz tell... |
Daltonofzeal2 |
(3.81) |
1,063 |
2008-01-29 |
|
description:
u *ssh*les arent really helping me make quality ytmnd websites with your advice stop holding back on me plz tell me what i need to know!!!
domain:
how2makesites3
site text:
im getting really fucking annoye // guyz nobody is giving me good si // to make good ytmnd websites or e
fg image origin:
how do i make ytmnd sites
sound origin:
how do i make ytmnd sites
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| ?An autographed picture of me holding an autograph... |
egonym |
(3.80) |
2,130 |
2007-01-01 |
|
description:
Timeless humor
domain:
autographs
keywords:
Gain, autograph, signature
fg image origin:
http://www.cubacenter.org/exhibits/slide1.html
sound origin:
King Crimson - Cat Food
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| ?Hold me now |
Gravijar |
(3.80) |
1,144 |
2008-04-02 |
|
description:
Just hold me.
domain:
hold-men-ow
site text:
HOLD // ME // =(
keywords:
I'm going to hell
fg image origin:
ytmnd fans off the street
sound origin:
Thompson twins - Hold me now
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| ?Reading is AWESOME |
ikickurface |
(3.80) |
1,910 |
2008-12-18 |
|
description:
As you can clearly see from this picture it is very cool to read. A rap figure of some kind is telling you to "Check It Out", I can only assume he means Stephen Kings literary classic "IT". Also a t-rex is holding it. READ!
domain:
CheckitoutR
keywords:
Rap, check, IT, Stephen King, out, reading, books, read, smart
fg image origin:
Library
sound origin:
Artonelico
|
| ?The Office doesn't hold back. |
waffleking |
(3.80) |
2,692 |
2006-04-05 |
|
description:
The Office (from the UK) OBVIOUSLY doesn't hold back
domain:
officeukholdback
keywords:
dont,the,office,Don't,hold,back
fg image origin:
Myself, The Office
sound origin:
Picard doesn't hold back.
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| ?How To Hold Your Gat |
Furi-Kuri |
(3.80) |
2,298 |
2006-08-04 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
how2hold
sound origin:
|
| ?Randall Falls for the Trap |
afruff23 |
(3.79) |
2,310 |
2007-04-02 |
|
description:
Die downvoters.
domain:
clerks2trap
keywords:
clerks 2, Randall, yspace, april fools, prank, computer, blog, muffin, hold on, myspace
fg image origin:
Clerks 2 + April Fools
sound origin:
Clerks 2 + April Fools
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| ?Zordon ualuealuealeuale |
DustinBrungart |
(3.79) |
2,762 |
2006-06-20 |
|
description:
Alpha 5 and Zordon try desperately to hold a conversation without using any actual words...
domain:
alphazordon
site text:
ALPHA 5 // // ZORDON
keywords:
ualuealuealeuale, Alpha 5, Zordon, Power Rangers
fg image origin:
http://www.rangercentral.com/episodes/ep021/eppic11.jpg
sound origin:
http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com and http://www.geocities.com/H
|
| ?batman is soo gay |
Monkeyhugger |
(3.78) |
3,899 |
2007-01-20 |
|
description:
Batman is totally gay!
domain:
batmanissoogay
site text:
I am going to hold // on to that one //
keywords:
Batman, Adam West, Tarzan Boy, Singing, Gay Fuel, Batman is gay
fg image origin:
Batman, Batman cartoon
sound origin:
Adam West, Batman, Tarzan Boy, YTMND
|
| ?Saving Private Burger |
Xer0 |
(3.78) |
24,349 |
2006-02-27 |
|
description:
A tribute to the lost Burger Battallion of WWII. They were known for holding the US Army's most prized helmet. Listen to the whole audio to hear part of FDR's speech.
domain:
savingprivateburger
site text:
WWII's most fashionable hel // //
keywords:
saving,private,burger,tasty,helmet
fg image origin:
Photoshopped by Slacker
sound origin:
John Williams - Hymn to the Fallen, with my own mixed effects.
|
| ?(nsfw) i forgot how to make a site so this one proba... |
mleep |
(3.78) |
786 |
2020-05-07 |
|
description:
prune juice
domain:
sixpackofcoronavirus
site text:
prune // juice! //
keywords:
tiger king, covid19,asians,quarantined
fg image origin:
prune
bg image origin:
juice!
sound origin:
hold muzak
|
| ?Consensual Ear Carressing |
CthulhuBurrito |
(3.77) |
1,624 |
2010-05-17 |
|
description:
This sound will hold your hand in public.
domain:
opposite-of-ear-rape
site text:
I will quietly soothe you with // the sweet sounds of // aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
keywords:
ear rape, sound, loud, bubba dub
fg image origin:
WWE
sound origin:
smooshy
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