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bert eats children, you better watch out, you better not cry, or ernie will hold you down while bert marinates your eye!

bertftw

marinate // that // shit

bert, sesame street, chuck norris, sex, katrina, babies

sesame street

zombies

Cindy sheehan loves jesse jackson

sheehanrev

sheehan, cindy, rev, jackson

rally

soul collection

"But I can't read any of the words. 1'd." ...that's the point dumbass

meh

MEH // .YTMND // .COM

me holding my list of domains

AT&T Mike

The late night hours holds people driving together, holds them together with traffic

LateNightTraffic

Traffic

I created it

I recorded it

no description given.

listentothedolphins

LISTEN TO THE DOLPHINS // THEY HOLD THE KEY //

dolphin, porpoise, really bad inspirational crap, hippies

The crocodile held his hand, and his wrist, and part of his forearm....

tcltb

crocdile, hand, vet, taiwan, beatles, pain, ems

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/0,4644,1636,00.html

The Beatles-I want to hold your hand

Yes, that is a hoe he is holding.

hammergarden

HOE HOE // HOE HOE // HOE HOE

MC Hammer, Garden, Dew

Google + Me

U Can't Touch This

no description given.

Timewaster

Mario! // //

shortcircuit 2 / me

bonnie tyler -holding out for a hero

no description given.

wangy

darthwang, darth, wang, wangy, a, site, to, appeal

Darthwang holding a license

Darthwang

Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job. After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga. Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him. When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded. Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.

reservoirs

VOTE 5

Reservoir Gay Niggaz, Aight?

By Chadton BALLINtino

scrubs janitor watches on impressed at DANSON's dance whilst holding a goldfish bowl. *MAKE YOUR OWN TED DANSON YTMND TO ENTER OUR HALL OF FAME*

neilflynn

http://ted-danson.com // //

http://ted-danson.com, DANSON '08!, iuefohjk nkiuh o -'9f;w .

http://ted-danson.com

aragorn

It looks like Kramer has gotten a hold of the bottom line at ESPN.

espnkramer

Cut it out, Kramer // //

espn, baseball, kramer, n*gg*r, racism

Took it with my high tech camera

The Laugh Factory

"Electric Blue" is a 1987 hit single by the Australian rock / synthpop band Icehouse and was co-written by Iva Davies of Icehouse and John Oates of the U.S. band Hall & Oates. The single reached number one on the Australian singles chart on 16 November 1987, number seven on the American Billboard Hot 100 singles chart on 21 May 1988, and number 53 on the UK singles charts. Released in August it was the second single from their number one album Man of Colours on Regular Records in Australia and, with a slightly different cover, on Chrysalis Records for European and North American releases. It is played regularly on Australian radio stations and remains one of their most popular songs according to listeners of Triple M in 2007.

musiconhold3

music while on hold telephone phone call,music,while,on,hold,telephone,call,icehouse,electric,blue

Icehouse - Electric Blue

Google + Photoshop

Icehouse - Electric Blue

I like the commercial

holdit

Hold It! // //

dr. pepper, berries, cream,

google

joe tex

One of my favorite clips.

epicconnery

HOLD! // //

epic, connery, maneuver, jump, epic maneuver, sean conner, sean, bond, never say never again

never say never again

never say never again

no description given.

foxxgottawee

I // Gotta // Wee!!!

jamie, fox, can't, hold, it, i, gotta, wee

Google

YTMND

awesome, actually

monawhydoyoualwaysdresslikeaslut

hold me closer

Facebook, actually

YTMND, actually

We're holding your Lord and Savior prisoner on a loading dock in Germany.

packedbychrist

jesus, christ, packed, forklift, lol, wtf

Spotted On 495 (DC Beltway) 9/13/06

Rich Mullins - Awesome God

GAME OVER RETURN OF LENHOLE

conantributesite

conan, sitting on the couch while holding a gun and a photo

Me on the couch at home

image and sound taken from jimmm tribute site

Mike Patton tries to tell John Frusciante he can't "shoot up" but he can't because he's Jimmy Buffett so they go head to head in a video game humor competition for audience approval clonesmanship.

qwyzlyxthemovey

// // "HOLD B DOWN" - carlos

MOUNTAIN, DEW, VOLTAGE

file save as kyle

angry video

A distubing picture.

CreepyBathroomPicture

OMG! I hope // That's his Hand // He's Holding

Hand, Bathroom, Creepy, Man, Child, Men

Raymond Scott-Memories

I'm not holding my breath on this one.

neverhappeningever

sexymofo, cocks, spongebob, laid, sex

Screenshot of http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/577758 + edits

Spongebob

My first attempt at a ytmnd page. Enjoy!

dookiecooking

IT MUST BE // THE COOKING //

Hulk Hogan, wwe, wwf, WWF, WWE, Dookie, dookie, hogan, hulk, hulk hogan smells dookie, hogan smells dookie, cooking, pastamania, hulk pasta, smells dookie.

College Humor

No holds barred

Fort Knox holds the nation's largest cache of unicorns. true story.

moneyisimaginary

Federal, Reserve, System

Least Doubtfully

Most Definitely

u *ssh*les arent really helping me make quality ytmnd websites with your advice stop holding back on me plz tell me what i need to know!!!

how2makesites3

im getting really fucking annoye // guyz nobody is giving me good si // to make good ytmnd websites or e

how do i make ytmnd sites

how do i make ytmnd sites

Timeless humor

autographs

Gain, autograph, signature

http://www.cubacenter.org/exhibits/slide1.html

King Crimson - Cat Food

Just hold me.

hold-men-ow

HOLD // ME // =(

I'm going to hell

ytmnd fans off the street

Thompson twins - Hold me now

As you can clearly see from this picture it is very cool to read. A rap figure of some kind is telling you to "Check It Out", I can only assume he means Stephen Kings literary classic "IT". Also a t-rex is holding it. READ!

CheckitoutR

Rap, check, IT, Stephen King, out, reading, books, read, smart

Library

Artonelico

The Office (from the UK) OBVIOUSLY doesn't hold back

officeukholdback

dont,the,office,Don't,hold,back

Myself, The Office

Picard doesn't hold back.

no description given.

how2hold