| ?Is it a reason for me to worry... | 
   naisadala | 
    (3.00) | 
   1,516 | 
   2005-08-06 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Well, since so many users have (ab)used this song so much on previous YTMND's, i figured that i might as well kill the fad once and for all by sharing the 2nd dirtiest secret in my CD collection... 
    domain: 
    signoftehghey 
    site text: 
    ...if i just happen to have a // copy of this album on CD? O.o //  
    keywords: 
    A-Ha, Take On Me 
    fg image origin: 
    A scan of the actual CD cover... yikes. 
    sound origin: 
    A-Ha - Hunting High And Low - 01 - Take On Me (48K Mono rip).mp3 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Take On Digimon Yaoi | 
   Zarius | 
    (3.00) | 
   14,426 | 
   2005-10-26 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Take on Yaoi with this disturbing gif featuring Digimon characters Tai and Izzy 
    domain: 
    digimongay 
    keywords: 
    Yaoi,Digimon,Ah Ha 
    fg image origin: 
    Digimon 
    sound origin: 
    Take On Me 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Indiana-ha Jones can't stop the rock (fixed) | 
   TheDorkCheese | 
    (3.00) | 
   2,460 | 
   2005-12-21 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Indiana-ha Jones can't stop the rock! Yes, I know the animation sucks ass, so I invite you to do a better one. 
    domain: 
    indianaha 
    keywords: 
    a-ha, aha, indiana jones, a ha 
    fg image origin: 
    Indiana Jones (modified) 
    sound origin: 
    Take On Me by A-ha 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Emma  Aha | 
   rocketmonkey2 | 
    (3.00) | 
   1,705 | 
   2006-08-05 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    no description given. 
    domain: 
    emmaha 
    keywords: 
    Emma Watson, Aha 
    fg image origin: 
    sketch book 
    sound origin: 
    Take on me Aha 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Steak on Me | 
   Autobott | 
    (3.00) | 
   1,557 | 
   2006-10-31 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    put meat on your head now. 
    domain: 
    steakonme 
    site text: 
     // steak on me. //  
    keywords: 
    steak, take on me, steak on me 
    fg image origin: 
    hatsofmeat.com 
    sound origin: 
    a-ha 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Alvan and the Aha | 
   PhantomBannished | 
    (3.00) | 
   773 | 
   2007-08-03 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Sadly I don't even think the high note powers of the chipmonks can help this song. 
    domain: 
    take-on-chipmonks 
    site text: 
     //  // Take on me 
    keywords: 
    chip monks, aha, take on me, lol, wtf 
    fg image origin: 
    Google images + edits + a bit of help 
    sound origin: 
    Aha-Take on me 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Skank Calvin!! | 
   littletinyfish | 
    (3.00) | 
   1,525 | 
   2009-01-08 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    skank (its a dance and nothing dirty) away little Calvin and Hobbes 
    domain: 
    skaCalvinHobbes 
    keywords: 
    ska, skank, Calvin, Hobbes, Dance, Take on Me, Reel Big Fish 
    fg image origin: 
    chobbes[1].gif 
    sound origin: 
    Take on Me intro by Reel Big Fish 
    | 
  
  
   | ?(nsfw) Aha! | 
   kerplunked | 
    (3.00) | 
   2,658 | 
   2010-09-21 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Take THIS on. 
    domain: 
    takeonmeaha 
    site text: 
    TAKE // ON // ME 
    keywords: 
    aha, take, on, me, music, video, dildo, sex, penis, 80s 
    fg image origin: 
    video online 
    bg image origin: 
    image search 
    sound origin: 
    personal mp3 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Me and Clapton's Take on Scientology | 
   royaljared | 
    (3.00) | 
   803 | 
   2006-06-18 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    no description given. 
    domain: 
    mactos 
    site text: 
    You Should // Do // The Same 
    keywords: 
    scientology 
    fg image origin: 
    YTMND 
    sound origin: 
    Dark Materia - The Picard Song 
    | 
  
  
   | ?The real agony of undeath | 
   YTMNJ | 
    (3.00) | 
   3,329 | 
   2007-06-03 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    This was originally a piece of World of Warcraft fan art. Please don't downvote this site. I had to uninstall Quicktime, download the .wav, then install Quicktime again. So don't try it, sonny Jim. 
    domain: 
    traouohnoesnonuts 
    keywords: 
    Sonny Jim,Quicktime,.wav,WoW,please don't downvote,take pity on me,fan art,lol nutlessness,undeath 
    fg image origin: 
    The agony of undeath 
    sound origin: 
    Vader's price is wrong 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Ex-intelligence chiefs: President Trump is being �... | 
   Kapowski | 
    (3.00) | 
   1,022 | 
   2017-11-12 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    WASHINGTON — President Trump is being “played” by Russian President Vladimir Putin, two former intelligence chiefs said on Sunday, responding to Trump’s statement that Putin “means it” when he denies the Kremlin meddled in the 2016 presidential election. In a joint appearance on CNN's State of the Union, James Clapper, the ex-director of national intelligence, and John Brennan, the former CIA director, both slammed Trump’s remarks as naïve and dangerous. “It’s either naïveté, ignorance, or fear,” Brennan said of Trump’s take on Putin and the 2016 election. “Putin is very clever,” Brennan said, and he is using Trump’s insecurity and his need for flattery to convince him that Russia’s intentions toward the United States are not malicious. Trump has since tried to clarify his remarks, made to reporters on Air Force One on Saturday during an extended trip to Asia. During that initial conversation, Trump told reporters that every time he sees Putin, "he says 'I didn’t do that' and I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it. But he says 'I didn’t do that.' I think he is very insulted by it, which is not a good thing for our country." Asked to clarify on Sunday at a Hanoi news conference, Trump said, “What I said is that I believe [Putin] believes that” Russia did not interfere. Trump offered a more ambiguous answer about whether he accepted the assessment of U.S. intelligence agencies, which concluded last year that the Russian government mounted a sophisticated campaign to sway the election. “As to whether I believe it or not,” Trump said, “I’m with our [intelligence] agencies, especially as currently constituted.” Trump added that he wants to “get along with Russia” and suggested Putin could be an important ally for the U.S. “It’s very naïve and perilous to this country to make an assumption that Russia is going to behave with the best interest of the world or the United States,” Clapper said on CNN. “They’re not.” Both Clapper and Brennan said Trump’s comments highlight his self-doubt, particularly when it comes to his victory in the 2016 election. They said Putin and other world leaders are using that to manipulate Trump. “I think it demonstrates to Putin that Donald Trump can be played,” said Brennan. 
    domain: 
    playedby 
    keywords: 
    Doanld Trump,Russia,Vladimir Putin 
    fg image origin: 
    Donald Trump 
    sound origin: 
    Russia 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Take Me To Your Heaven | 
   takemetoyourheaven | 
    (3.00) | 
   830 | 
   2016-01-19 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Hold on to a dream
Take me to your heaven,
When my nights are cold and lonely
Flying high together,
On a journey to the stars,
Won't you take me to your heaven to your heart 
    domain: 
    takemetoyourheaven 
    site text: 
    Won't you take me // to your heaven // to your heart? 
    keywords: 
    take me to your heaven,,eurovision,heaven,sweden,mountain,1989 
    fg image origin: 
    Facebook 
    bg image origin: 
    Also from Facebook 
    sound origin: 
    from the Eurovision 
    | 
  
  
   | ?(nsfw) Introduction | 
   malcolmtnight | 
    (3.00) | 
   1,361 | 
   2022-01-28 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio 
    domain: 
    twapt 
    keywords: 
    moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk 
    fg image origin: 
    Photo taken in space Jan. 28. 2022 
    sound origin: 
    "Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic 
    | 
  
  
   | ?The cause of ANGST! | 
   Malarkee | 
    (2.95) | 
   3,185 | 
   2004-10-17 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    The Hippy green in Newcastles is a haven for goths and emos kids on walking through there me and my brother saw a bunch of f*ggots with a goats heart... after taking the piss out of them and threatening to nut one we took this... 
    domain: 
    Angstcause 
    site text: 
     // :-( //  
    keywords: 
    goth emo angst crawling linkin park 
    fg image origin: 
    Newcastles 'hippy green' 
    sound origin: 
    
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   | ?YLMTIOTOCYTSTWOTDADSFSE.googlepages.... | 
   DonaldMcRonald | 
    (2.94) | 
   4,255 | 
   2007-07-06 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    You let me take it on this one 'cause you're too scared to walk out the door and do something for somebody else! 
    domain: 
    googlepages 
    keywords: 
    You let me take it on this one 'cause you're too scared to walk out the door and do something for somebody else!, ylmtiotocytstwotdadsfse 
    fg image origin: 
    made it 
    sound origin: 
    Bloc Party 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Take Me KKKHHAAAANNN! | 
   nathanfat37 | 
    (2.92) | 
   727 | 
   2006-06-05 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    A-Ha and Khan...i thought it would be funny 
    domain: 
    ahakhan37 
    keywords: 
    A-Ha, Khan 
    fg image origin: 
    A Crapy picture I threw together in about 2 seconds 
    sound origin: 
    A-Ha-Take On Me and Star Trek:Wrath of Khan 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Brian takes on Chris (a-ha) | 
   frgt3n | 
    (2.91) | 
   3,802 | 
   2005-08-16 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Brian Peppers takes on Chris 
    domain: 
    bpahafg 
    site text: 
    Brian!!!! // .... // NooOooO???? 
    keywords: 
    Brian, Peppers, Brian Peppers, Family Guy, Chris, Guy, Family, Sex, Sexual, Predator, A-ha, aha,take, on, me, take on me 
    sound origin: 
    
    | 
  
  
   | ?Run!!! | 
   Cwitz | 
    (2.90) | 
   1,576 | 
   2006-05-01 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Run, for God's sake! 
    domain: 
    RunForGodsSake 
    site text: 
    Run!!! //  //  
    keywords: 
    Run, Run Away, Running, Runtime, Runyuns, Rung, Nickels 
    fg image origin: 
    I made it. 
    sound origin: 
    Take On Me 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Google likes boys | 
   squarerootof1787569 | 
    (2.90) | 
   2,713 | 
   2006-06-30 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Google is a manly man who manhandles manly men 
    domain: 
    googleboys 
    keywords: 
    google, gay, googlefight, penis, fight 
    fg image origin: 
    Google Fight 
    sound origin: 
    Ah ha- Take on me 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Alex Trebek Takes You On | 
   rigbyrocks | 
    (2.90) | 
   1,419 | 
   2008-03-30 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a challeeeeeeenge?! 
    domain: 
    alext 
    keywords: 
    alex, trebek, jeopardy, A-HA, take on me, greyscale 
    fg image origin: 
    made it 
    sound origin: 
    made it 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Juggernaut Bitch AHA remix | 
   DrEmo | 
    (2.89) | 
   2,949 | 
   2006-03-13 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    no description given. 
    domain: 
    ahajuggernaut 
    site text: 
    Take on me // BITCH! // Do you know who I am? 
    sound origin: 
    
    | 
  
  
   | ?extreme 80's | 
   bombfrostings | 
    (2.89) | 
   1,081 | 
   2006-01-25 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    This suit is teh bomb 
    domain: 
    totallyradical 
    site text: 
    Snowboard UBERSUIT //  //  
    keywords: 
    snowboard, 686 gaper, extreme, 80's 
    fg image origin: 
    686 gaper snowboard suit 
    sound origin: 
    Take On Me-  A-ha 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Family Guy - Take on Me (Andamiro High Speed ... | 
   Ncha | 
    (2.89) | 
   2,451 | 
   2005-08-30 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    no description given. 
    domain: 
    take-on-me-andamiro-high-speed 
    keywords: 
    take, on, me, family, guy, andamiro, pump, it, up, high, speed 
    sound origin: 
    
    | 
  
  
   | ?Cake on me (refresh to sync) | 
   lawls | 
    (2.88) | 
   1,144 | 
   2006-03-09 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    more misunderstood lyrics 
    domain: 
    cakeaha 
    keywords: 
    aha, take on me, lyrics, cake, gum 
    fg image origin: 
    google images 
    sound origin: 
    aha - take on me 
    | 
  
  
   | ?O_O Fat Dance  O_O | 
   Silent12 | 
    (2.86) | 
   1,574 | 
   2006-08-08 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Umm,Fat kid dancing? 
    domain: 
    Fatdancer 
    site text: 
    O_O //  //  
    keywords: 
    Fat kid dancing 
    fg image origin: 
    Yahoo Search 
    sound origin: 
    A-ha-Take on me 
    | 
  
  
   | ?I love horses | 
   cosmo145 | 
    (2.83) | 
   2,008 | 
   2005-12-26 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    If this is allready on the site let me know so i can take it down.  I have no idea where teh clip came from... 
    domain: 
    horseylove 
    keywords: 
    horses, stick figure 
    sound origin: 
    
    | 
  
  
   | ?take on nijas? | 
   MunkieMaster | 
    (2.83) | 
   1,660 | 
   2006-03-09 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    ninjas take me on 
    domain: 
    NNNNNNNNNNNNr 
    keywords: 
    ninjas, take one me, munkie 
    sound origin: 
    
    | 
  
  
   | ?Benny A-Hill | 
   sephkimara | 
    (2.80) | 
   2,021 | 
   2005-10-24 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    no description given. 
    domain: 
    ahabenny 
    keywords: 
    aha take on me benny hill 
    fg image origin: 
    Take on Me 
    sound origin: 
    Yakety Sax 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Take On Me | 
   DingoJay | 
    (2.80) | 
   332 | 
   2006-04-11 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    no description given. 
    domain: 
    meltmanforever 
    sound origin: 
    
    | 
  
  
   | ?livejasmin, I demand satisfaction. | 
   cooker-of-rice | 
    (2.80) | 
   2,687 | 
   2006-06-23 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    What livejasmin agreed to do for me.  I think I should take them up on this :D 
    domain: 
    livejasmindm 
    site text: 
    I demand satisfaction. //  //  
    keywords: 
    simpsons, dual, livejasmin, shoe on head, deathmatch, fight to the death, gunfight 
    fg image origin: 
    Me. 
    sound origin: 
    http://www.lardlad.com/assets/quotes/season11/eieidoh.shtml 
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