?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
436 |
2023-09-23 |
description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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?CAD FACTORY |
fergyle |
(2.00) |
478 |
2010-04-14 |
description:
cadman of doom
domain:
cadboys
site text:
caddyshack, // bitchez //
keywords:
caddy cad the cadinator
fg image origin:
made myself from raw footage
sound origin:
sample cut from electro track
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?Chadstorm - Bitchwrecked |
DarthWang |
(4.38) |
544 |
2024-06-04 |
description:
Chad Warden and PSA Guy wreck their Caddy on a very gay adventure and then sing about it for some reason
domain:
shipwrecked
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Chad Warden and PSA Guy after being Bitchwrecked
sound origin:
I'm beginning to suspect that Chadstorm and GAYlestorm are actually the same band
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?DO NOT CLICK |
optimusprime345 |
(2.89) |
669 |
2006-09-21 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
you-CLICKED-nigga
sound origin:
F*CKING MAD CADDIES BITCHES
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?MAD CADDIES RAWK BALLS |
dudeimawesome |
(1.80) |
719 |
2005-12-31 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
rocknrolll
keywords:
mad caddies
sound origin:
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?Caddy |
bluelillz |
(1.71) |
731 |
2007-04-27 |
description:
rick james
domain:
Caddylack
site text:
Rich Boy Tribute // //
keywords:
rich boy
fg image origin:
google images
sound origin:
limewire
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?Watch Out For Monkeys |
XIcedEarthX |
(3.60) |
742 |
2006-06-28 |
description:
You gotta be careful with monkeys.
domain:
watchoutformonkeys
keywords:
Monkeys, Donkey Kong, watch out,
fg image origin:
Donkey Kong Country Show
sound origin:
Monkeys - Mad Caddies
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?Funny Chawa 'Mimi' Joke |
DarthWang |
(4.50) |
863 |
2021-10-14 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
caddies
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Filler site until I get my next remix out
sound origin:
For some reason this audio just seemed to work
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?Just when you thought it was safe to shove it up yo ... |
DarthWang |
(3.75) |
893 |
2016-02-16 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
selachian
site text:
// YOU'RE GONNA NEED // A BIGGER CADDY
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
C-Wizzy
sound origin:
Chad Warden
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?Who says ytmnd members are repetitive? |
Akuma125 |
(2.73) |
902 |
2006-11-26 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
ytmndusersarerepetitive
keywords:
repetitive, ytmnd users
fg image origin:
Take a guess
sound origin:
Mad Caddies-Monkeys
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?T H E A N S W E R T O L I F E |
optimusprime345 |
(2.89) |
925 |
2006-09-20 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
vvvvvvvvvvv
sound origin:
mad caddies - monkeys!!!
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?Phil's a pimp |
JobberMcJob |
(2.36) |
935 |
2005-11-14 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
philpimp
site text:
Straight Pimpin' // Purple & White // Caddy Style
sound origin:
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?deval patrick's new cadillac |
BROOKSYSDEAD |
(1.78) |
1,023 |
2007-02-16 |
description:
deval patrick just spent tax money on a new caddy
domain:
devalridindirty
site text:
what??? i didnt // use tax money... //
keywords:
deval, patrick, ridin, dirty, ridin dirty,tax,
fg image origin:
google
sound origin:
ytmnd fads
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?Fun with a box cutter |
fuxtix |
(3.00) |
1,152 |
2006-12-17 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
Elboxcutter
keywords:
box cutter, mad caddies
sound origin:
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?CANNON BALL! |
starky207 |
(1.67) |
1,220 |
2006-01-20 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
caddyshackerzzz
site text:
36 Holes in the Afternoon.. // //
keywords:
Caddy Shack
sound origin:
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?Anti Drug Ads.... |
DerCreep |
(2.10) |
1,225 |
2007-12-14 |
description:
Why Mexicans shouldn't do drugs.
domain:
whodoyouthinkgotit
keywords:
drugs, beastiality, wtf, winners don't use drugs, myantidrug.com, 88
fg image origin:
myantidrug,com & various google
sound origin:
myantidrug.com & Caddie Shack
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?CRAPPY NEW LAYOUT |
optimusprime345 |
(3.36) |
1,290 |
2006-09-24 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
ASDOJASDJAJ
site text:
O RLY // FAD // IS BACK
sound origin:
mad caddies - monkeys
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?Chad Wardenn Plays Golf!? |
DarthWang |
(3.71) |
1,298 |
2010-05-01 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
mah
site text:
MAH CADDY! // //
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Chad's Caddy
sound origin:
LOL GET IT?
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?Danny Devito Drugs |
zombienation |
(3.54) |
1,320 |
2007-12-10 |
description:
Do you take drugs Danny? Everyday.
domain:
devitodrugs
keywords:
Danny Devito Take Drugs Every day
fg image origin:
http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/
sound origin:
Caddy Shack
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?Laura's Pink Caddi |
SgtKashim |
(1.00) |
1,332 |
2006-11-11 |
description:
The REAL reason George loves Laura.
domain:
LaurasPink
keywords:
George Bush, Laura Bush, Pink Cadillac, Bruce Springsteen, President
sound origin:
Pink Cadillac, Bruce Springsteen
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?Bark Like Dog |
starky207 |
(2.67) |
1,396 |
2006-01-20 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
likeabeast
site text:
You Beast.. // You Savage! //
keywords:
Caddy Shack
sound origin:
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?Medieval Golf |
bibimba |
(2.80) |
1,479 |
2008-01-27 |
description:
a stunning par in medieval ages
domain:
medievalgolf
keywords:
medieval, golf, par, caddy
fg image origin:
http://www.adgame-wonderland.de/type/bayeux.php
sound origin:
medieval fad
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?Max pulling upto YTMND corp. office |
gr33nscr33ngay |
(3.83) |
1,507 |
2009-11-28 |
description:
Max Goldberg pulling up to a profitable ytmnd corporate office. Its monday morning and a news article is due in 6 months. That is all
domain:
Profitable
keywords:
pink caddy and cocaine
fg image origin:
Bullet
sound origin:
New york New york
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?GONJA |
TheeBatman |
(2.67) |
1,519 |
2010-06-24 |
description:
SMOKE.
domain:
Gonja
keywords:
GONJA
fg image origin:
I FLY LIKE PAPER GET HIGH LIKE PLANE.
bg image origin:
ROLLIN' IN MY CADDY, SMOKIN' INDO, SIPPIN' ON GIN N' JUICE. LAID BACK.
sound origin:
THE WIND CRIED MARY
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?Highway |
jigganig |
(1.50) |
1,523 |
2006-01-18 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
caddy
site text:
On The Highway // //
sound origin:
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?You Can't Ditch a Ninja Caddy |
stabano |
(3.00) |
1,544 |
2007-05-30 |
description:
You Can't Ditch a Ninja Caddy
domain:
ninjacaddy
site text:
You Can't Ditch a Ninja Cad // //
keywords:
ninja, caddy, bob barker, stephanie, conan, brian peppers
fg image origin:
Hermitage
sound origin:
Splendido
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?The Peter Blunt System |
Zlatko |
(1.80) |
1,544 |
2007-08-17 |
description:
The Peter Blunt System
domain:
peterblunt
site text:
The Peter Blunt System // //
keywords:
Caddy Shack Caddyshack Randy Quaid Peter Blunt
fg image origin:
Caddyshack II
sound origin:
Caddyshack II
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?RESIST CTRL |
SoupOfTheDay |
(2.72) |
1,547 |
2006-12-04 |
description:
Resist CTRL!!! Resist using the CTRL BUTTON!!! ON MY CRAZY MAC KEYBOARD and it's actually spelled out as CONTROL HOLY COW RESIST!!!
domain:
resistctrl
keywords:
keyboard, ctrl, resist control, finger, mad caddies
fg image origin:
I TAKE ZE PHOTO
sound origin:
Mad Caddies
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?What Happnens When Your Mom Drinks During H... |
vidkidjoe |
(3.71) |
1,578 |
2007-07-04 |
description:
a quick look at what happens when your mother drinks during her pregnency
domain:
fedupppl
keywords:
crazy, mom, pregnency, bitch, vick, lol
fg image origin:
google
sound origin:
mad caddies
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?alright! |
guthrie |
(3.00) |
1,591 |
2006-11-16 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
itsalrightimalright
keywords:
screech saved by the bell gopher caddyshack alright hypnotize
fg image origin:
screech vrs gopher
sound origin:
caddy shack vrs saved by the bell
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