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A real messed up day in the news. Why would she threaten that? What was the emergency that kept her from her court date? And more importantly, has she been in anything besides American Pie or is she doomed to be "the girl from American Pie?"

americanpiedoglover

If you don't keep your dog // my lawn I'll suck it's //

dog, lawn, molest, wtf

Yahoo! news

Hell itself.

UH OH! LOOKS LIEK SPIDERMAN IS IIN TRROUBLE!! MAYB HE IS BEING ATTACKED BY JOHN KERYRY THE JEWISH VAMPIIRE(YOU CAN TELL HES JEW BECAUSE HE HAS FANGS) AND BLOWS UP PLUTO WHICH HES ON A SECRET MISSION WITH THE BLACK SPIDERMAN TO FIX THE PLANIT STAATUS WHEN

goldsilver

EVIL satan

PIANO

Tomorrow (meaning today) is going to possibly be a stressful day so I plan to get drunk alone tomorrow night and cry myself to sleep listening to Diana Ross's If We Hold On Together, Vitamin C's Graduation, and Queen's No-One But You. Then I will wake up and realize it was all a dream.

jumbuck

Luke Schenscher, Australia

Sheep

Schenscher

Waltzing Matilda - Rolf Harris

Jesus and his magic tricks. (Family Guy Movie)

jesusmagic

Da na na na na // da na na na // na na na

jesus, magic, family guy,

Watching Nick with the gaming chair, it was suddenly so clear. The chair would never stop. It would never leave him. It would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be friends who came and went over the years, this thing, this gaming chair was the only one that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.

ripgamingchair

RIP IN PIECES, // GAMING CHAIR // 2010 - 2016

gaming chair,butts,leather

My throne.

Utter sadness.

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RWJDoesYourMom

HE'S // DOIN YER // MOM

Ray william johnson,RWJ,doing your mom,mom,Crying,asmr

Ray willaim johnson from a earlier video.

Pic of my room

A combination of generic moaning and the song "Doing your mom" By ray william johnson, crying supplied by me

Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.

supertramp

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA // AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA // AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for those terms you will be.

Supertramp's official website

Supertramp - "Bloody Well Right"

Oh to be swept up to lofty clouds and magical lands in a whimsically backfiring automobile festooned in ribbons and whirling propellers.

youeffoh

chitty chitty bang bang,ufo,xfiles,satan,your mom, children, escape,

google image search... that damn poster behind Mulder's head

chitty chitty bang bang-Disney / X-files theme -PM Dawn

yeah i left the whole part about paintballs in partly out of laziness, partly out of it would be funny if gr33nscr33n shot up umfolds truck with paint balls

umfoldgreenscreen

Umfold,Gr33nscr33n

gr33nscr33n

gr33nscr33n rapping about umfold

My first YTMND, be nice :) I saw this hanging up around campus and it just screamed 'put me on the net'. If theres cheap booze, I'd give blood too

givebloodanddrink

give blood free booze

Scanned Flier

YTMND

After a few minutes of being f*cked up I fixed this site. Cookie for me. The image was inspired by 4chan and found on teh intarweb.

cakeliekpwnj00

cake, pwned, pwn, pure, ultimate, pwnage

See site desc

Teh_pwnerer

When you wake up this bat will be in your face.

Batz

Bat, Bats, Wake up,

Your eyes.

Sims 2 - "Belfry bats."

the origins will show up when you voat 5, you just might have to wait from 30 seconds to up to 30 years so be patient.

PLEASEVOAT5

the origin shows up when you voat 5

the origin shows up when you voat 5

dont me with pope, his word is LAW...if youre catholic

popeplease

OH // SNAP!!!!!! //

pope,oh,snap,grill

The Vatican

Biz Markie

This came up on santabot.com without me even entering anything. idk what it is but it must be a glitch

santabotglitch

santa,santabot,glitch,pedophile

internet

null

no description given.

HottestNiggasAround

I'm Da Hottest // Of Da Hot // I Be Burnin' Up!

You can choose anyone, but your vote doesn't have to be a one if you root for downvoters. Likewise with up and mid.

upvsdownplusmid

upvoters, vs, downvoters, plus midvoters, lol!

Me

Fifth Element

why does all of James Bond's "jobs" end up in a bitch being dead? The world may never know...

thejobisdone

// The Job Is Done // The Bitch Is Dead

James Bond, Bond, james bond, Casino Royale, casino royal, bitch, Pussy Galore, Octopussy, we get it James Bond likes pussy

shaken

not stirred

We are under attack. -updated, had to fix up the loop-, this is a joke, and is not ment to be taken seriously.

weareunderattackbycrap

Crap, craptmnd, attack

braahh

goldeneye64 - streets

Apple is suing HTC yet again. The inspiration for this YTMND is from a user comment on a DailyTech.com article: http://tinyurl.com/25hdxlq (comment #2): "Steve: Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there at HTC, are walking into a trap, as is your android fleet. It was I who allowed Gizmodo to know the location of the iPhone. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best lawyers awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the patents will be quite valid when your friends arrive."

patentwars

apple htc patent lawsuit emperor palpatine iphone stevejobs steve jobs starwars star wars comment dramaticreading dramatic reading dailytech

Photoshopped image of Steve Jobs & Emperor Palpatine + screen capture of DailyTech.com article comment.

Star Wars soundtrack and sound recordings

Some angry woman goes in a rant about having her computer repaired. Be patient, it takes time to build up.

computeranger

Dont't make me angry // // And fix my computer!

computer, angry

A new website, just like eon8, "oh noes" >.> I believe a saying is in order here. "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me" Note: The keywords arent being abused, look up the purification

Thepurification

Here we go.. // // AGAIN

eon8, pure, purification, the, scientology, drugs, rehabilitation

www.thepurification.org

Inspector K

in a vain attempt to cash in on an up and coming and slightly bewildering fad he attempts to create a sight that will be downvoted faster than the next NEDM page!

NEDMthinkaboutthekids

lol, Fad. // //

NEDM, kitty, fire, Not Even Doom Music

Googlingz

NEDM

Marcus Vick is such a good quarterback that instead of being drafted, he decided to be picked up in free agency. That just proves he's better than Jay Cutler, Matt Leinart, and his brother Michael!

draftdodger

AT LEAST HE // DIDNT KILL DOGS //

Marcus Vick, Vick, NFL, football, draft, dodger, draft dodger, Miami Dolphins, Atlanta Falcons, dogkiller, lol, Fox

Marcus Vick

NFL on Fox Theme

OLOLOLOLOL, Liek, me and my friend thought that this would be really funny (and it is) so we decided to put it up on ytmnd where the cool kids hang out.

whatitschwas

Schwas, what, it, group, x, love, is, lol, nigga, ytmnd, , e, * *,

Made it from a screenie of the Group X Flash: "Schfifty-Five"

Spliced some songs.

*WAIT FOR SOUND* The King has his finger in many pies, the biggest of which being the American constitution. What's one of the first things than sprung up in Baghdad after the war? BURGER KING O_O

puppetbush

// // Where is He now, Bush? Where

King, Bush, America, Flag, Burger, Iraq

Made it

Mixed it

Spoilers- no matter what you choose, Spongebob ends up being eaten by crazed cannibals.

chooseyourownbrutaldeath

choose,your,own,adventure,spongebob,edition

Made it, sorta (episode described is "Sandy, Sponge

Jeopardy theme

Test

Raidedbythecops

THE SOUND IS SPED UP. // WHY IS THE SOUND SPED UP. // THE SOUND SHOULD NOT BE SPED UP.

Test

Test

Test

Some cheesy Spanish-language 80s disco song from 2 Italian dudes. Warning: Might be addictive. Wav used because the mp3 kept getting rejected. If the sound is still messed up next morning, I will delete the YTMND.

vamosalaplaya

iVamos a la playa! // //

disco, 80s, eighties, playa, vamos, righeira

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6XeSRwREf8

as image, Righeira- "Vamos a la playa"

In honor of "justice" being served up hot and steamy on a plate

caseyverdict

casey anthony, oj simpson, murderer, innocent verdict

http://dudelol.com/hide-yo-kids-hide-yo-wife/

https://8bc.org/music/Glenntai/Bit+Intruder+%28Bed+Intruder+Cover%29/