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I got this idea when I was thinking about trucking...like how a truck's horn sounds like a cow mooing, but I came up with the fact that cows get shot, and people don't want to be cows.

dont-want-cow

You Don't Want to Be A Cow! // // !!!Seriously!!!

Cows, Trucks, Gun Shot, Mooing, Girlfriend, Bovine, Meat, Steak, Hunting, Defencless Animals, America, Patriotism

http://www.youth.co.za/theedge/images/sacred-cows.jpg

http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/2544magnum25.wav

President Trump declared Friday that the Iran nuclear deal is no longer in the national security interest of the United States, but stopped short of withdrawing from the Obama-era pact. “I am announcing today that we cannot and will not make this certification,” Trump said during a speech at the White House. “We will not continue down a path whose predictable conclusion is more violence, more terror and the very real threat of Iran’s nuclear breakout," he continued. The president said that Iran has “has committed multiple violations of the agreement" and accused Tehran of "not living up to the spirit of the deal.” Trump ticked off a list of problems with the deal and laid out a new, tougher strategy to confront “the rogue regime” over a series of other “hostile actions” unrelated to its nuclear program. But Trump declined to completely abandon the 2015 agreement, which he derided as "one of the worst and most one-sided transactions the United States has ever entered into," or call on Congress to reimpose nuclear-related sanctions on Iran that would hasten its demise. The decision is a compromise forged out of heated internal discussions about what to do with the nuclear deal between Iran, the U.S. and five other world powers. It comes before a Sunday deadline when Trump would have been forced to notify Congress whether Iran was still in compliance with the deal and if it still fit the nation’s security interests. Trump has certified Iranian compliance twice before, but was reportedly livid over the prospect of doing so again. He has repeatedly condemned the agreement and declared Iran has violated its “spirit” with its non-nuclear behavior, including its support for Syrian leader Bashar Assad and militant groups Middle East as well as its ballistic-missile program. Although Trump last certified Iran’s compliance in July, he nearly did not after former chief strategist Stephen Bannon handed him an op-ed published in The Hill by former United Nations ambassador John Bolton that laid out the case that the deal wasn’t in the U.S. national security interest, according to a report in The Weekly Standard. Trump was convinced to go through with the certification then, but it was clear it would not happen again. Several top advisers — including national security adviser H.R. McMaster, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and Defense Secretary James Mattis — worried a withdrawal would enflame tensions with Iran and spark a regional crisis. They scrambled to come up with an alternative path that allowed Trump to send a message to Tehran without torpedoing the pact. Trump argued, however, that the deal is untenable, saying it “will be terminated” if no agreement is reached to strengthen and change it. He said the revisions must "ensure that Iran never — and I mean never — acquires a nuclear weapon." Trump did not call on Congress to impose sanctions on Iran for its nuclear activities, something that would effectively remove the United States from the deal. Instead he asked Congress to pass new benchmarks Iran would need to meet in order to stave off nuclear-related sanctions in the future. That includes revisiting sunset provisions that allow Iran to ramp up uranium enrichment activity after 10 years.

trumpmakesmove

Trump,Iran

Trump

speech

Kirk knows something's up, KHANTMND's increasingly militaristic policies are making him nervous. The signs are all around him, starships are being diverted to surveillance and universal armageddon, mass propaKHANda and open recruitment... these are KHAN t

khanranoidkhantmnd

khanranoid,Khauly,KHANcky 3

KHANcky III

Khanda - There's something going KHAN

Crayon Teeth is a vile menace that rents games that people may be considering renting, and attempts to eat them. He does not have much success, due to the Crayon Teeth, and ends up returning the games to the store. However, the games are UNPLAYABLE after

Crayonteeth

Crayon, Teeth, other keywords no one will ever use, ....And Metallica

MS paint

Sonic clang, Doom

fggfh

erectpenis

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some emoticon site

what sound?

Oh Big Boi. Why do you need to not have understandable lyrics?

onthatkryptionite

I be on that kryptonite // Straight up on that kryptonite //

Kryptonite, translation, superman, on it, interpretation

Google Image Search

Big Boi - I'm on it

This may be why Picard took up teaching instead.

picardcantpaint

picard, star trek

ST:TNG - A Matter of Perspective

ST:TNG - A Matter of Perspective

I found out that the kid from Full House ended up being addicted to meth.

themiddletanner

http://daytimetalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jodie-sweetin-

Full House theme song

the beast gets hungry and bell seems to be the new "Best Part of Waking Up"

balancedmeal

OMFGOOSE! // SAVE THE CHILDREN! //

beauty, beast, OMFGOOSE

Disney, "Beauty and the Beast"

"Vicinity of Obscenity" by System of a Down

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zxcvbnm

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it's too late, homer. you cannot run from him.

nedflanderscandance

come and diddly doodly // dance with me, homer //

simpsons,anime,mashup,dance,kesha,ned flanders,loop,cursed,hare hare yukai,die young

- "https://gifdanceparty.com/dancers/dancer_ned.gif" but sped up - "https://www.deviantart.com/matt159/art/Homer-Screaming-66058785" and make it transparent - "https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/Wk2XhMDkj4dFlUEKuwCFFVEGSQk/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2020/04/08/956/n/1922507/5b76eee404090c1b_The_Simpsons/i/Simpsons-Zoom-Background.png" and cry about it being a long ass url

google "ned flanders transparent". that's it.

jan Misali - yukai young

Bitchass Von Crapenstein, the crappiest and lamest character of them all. If you ever need a character to get beat up or be the butt of a joke in your site, use him!

von

Bitchass Von // Crapenstein //

New,character,bitchass,von,crapenstein,LOL,VOTE 5

Bitchass Von Crapenstein™

Bitchass Von Crapenstein™ Theme Song

So that's how he gets his rocks off... (P.S. I highly suggest you look up the word 'coprophiliac' if you don't know what it means, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised).

coprophiliac

coprophiliac, nelson, muntz, simpsons, poo, ha, flanders, fetish, sexual, effervescent

The SImpsons - I'm goin' to Praiseland

Let's Groove - Earth, WInd and Fire

lololol

beetlehead

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me + gimp

benefit

I took one of my old YTMNDs and made it fit the idea. It might be a bit rough because the computer with the original files is out of comission, but I'll clean it up when it's fixed

remytmnd

REMEMBER ME! // YOU WANT // WWW.YTMND.COM

ytmnd.org, ytmnd.com, ytmd.com, bender, remember me

Futurama

Futurama

Its ok. Mommy will pay. 600 bucks isn't that much money. Especially when you're not paying.

ytmndsonyfanboy

Everybody line up // PS3 will be out soon // Its ok. Mom will shell out $600

PS3, Kiddies, YTMND Sony Fanboys, No Taste in Consoles, Idiots, Morons, Stupidity

Google

Sexy Paradious- Castlevania Level

This is MEANT to be downvoted! The lower the score, the BETTER IT IS! This is perhaps a downvoter's ultimatum... (continue downvoting, or give it up to make this site look bad)

downtmnd

VOTE // 1 // PLZ!

downvote, downvoter, low, rating, ptkfgs, ytmnd, yesyes

Made it

Some of the other YTMNDs

Jeremy Soule music makes ANYTHING manly and epic. Image is blogs.chron.com/shopgirl/archives/2006/04/ + SupCom logo from www.worthplaying.com/article.php?sid=41127 and edits. See also garciarulz's mylittlemetalpony.ytmnd.com.

strategy

up where they walk,up where they run,up where they stay all day,in the sun,wanderin' free,wish I could be,part of that world,supreme commander,supcom,jeremy soule

(see site profile)

Jeremy Soule and Julian Soule - Risk, Relief and Victory

Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake...

summonthekraken

// Summon the // Kraken!

Davey Jones, Kraken, Pirates, Caribbean

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Hans Zimmer

LOL!

illuminazis

VOTE 5

I'm going to post this over and over again until you accept reality that the Jews did 9/11 with their secret Bilderberg Rotschild IlumiNazi Reptilian connections by blowing up the twin towers with a bomb shaped like a Star of David for no other reason than to be racist like Moon Man KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! MLK! Oops I meant KKK now Moon Man is going to vaporize me with his very powerful Moon Lasers for accidentally referencing the initials of an influential African-American civil rights leader who he hates because he's racist like Kramer ololololol

Something

Vote 5

YTMND Cluster f*ck party!

powerofparkinsons8

Parkinsons, robot shark

Various sites

robot shark VS powerofparkinsons

When the world never seems to be livin up to yer dreams...

factsofthehighlife

facts of life,garrett,pot,weed

garrett, mandelbrot

audio jokes

redman

Heres the question. How do you think this picture came to be? It's so.. utterly random. I mean a guy, in a tux, with a sewing machine, with a UPS truck banked up on the curve, WITH a river flowing through the road behind him.

tuxguy

...wtf? // //

Tux, guy, random, wierd, sewing machine.

lol the internet

Sonic 3

It will be bigger than Monicagate, it's only a matter of time before the "proper" news picks up on it.

miersgate

Miers // <3 // Bush 4 eva!

meirsgate, monicagate, guarantee it, bush, president

GIS

The best thing to come from the paradigm shift

actual user thinking process

olduser

pilleater

"I come back to this site every once in a while, just to see if it is still funny. I have yet to be disappointed." -March 2009

http://ytmnd.com/sites/933560/profile voted nothing as offense to earthbound

2:00:02 AM CST On on the site ?Why Israel Had To Act http://ytmnd.com/sites/896347/profile [1 reply] Israel does what other countries are afraid to do, act accordingly and f*ck up anyone who messes with them. we here in america have lost our touch, after the taliban refused to hand over osama, we should have spent the next few minutes bombing a major city, and for every day that osama was not turned over, another city would be reduced to rubble. The people would be screaming for Osama to die, for osama to be turned in, anything to stop the wrath of the U.S. You teach people to fear retaliation.

One day I'll be...

ghostlydreams

My friend's youtube

Satie

In the latest offering for the Nintendo Wii, Mario delivers pizzas in exchange for homosexual encounters. GamePro.com confirms there will be a "shove up own ass" minigame

maryoh

New Mario Game, Top Secret Leak from Nintendo.corn, Funny Mario Jokes, videogame nostalgia FTW

TOP SECRET NINTENDO VIDEO

NEW MARIO GAEM

don't

dogair

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old internet crap

10cc dreadlock holiday

Those conversations with Santa Bot can be pretty messed up

santabotconv

Santa bot santabot conversation

Santabot.com - plus me having conversation

Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells // http://caroloftherings.ytmn