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Starting November 19th, Burger King will be selling Xbox 360 arcade games with value meals. One of them is 'Sneak King' in which you sneak up on people with food...Does the PS3 have this?

king360

// Where's your PS3 now? //

The King, Brian Peppers, Where's your god now, Xbox 360, PS3, console War, Burger King

IGN.Com

Stolen from Brian Nooo! Ytmnd

one star votes that show up in the comments will be [-]

phenom

thc

Battlestar Galactica + Logic

SADMISSERS24

no description given.

greatbritainemo

// Democrazy isn't always what // it's cracked up to be :P

Thatcher, war, imperialism, konservatism, fascism

You've entered the monolith, and it's full of up-votes. It's stupid, but it had to be done.

upvote

vote5, space odyssey, remix

vote your consequence

2010: Odyssey Two

I'm going to be hosting the sounds in a week. Then you can use them. For now, I'm on sh*tty dial up, so, you'll have to wait.

stevecarellstride

Can't Break // Steve Carell's // Stride

Steve,Carell,

Anchorman / Bruce Almighty

Anchorman / Bruce Almighty

she only makes 600 a month, lol to be a slave for anything your brain can think up, rly!

slavejennifromrussia

CUM // DUMPSTER // PWND!!!!

jenni, whore, slave, slut, cum, cum dumpster, porn, girl, tit, tits, titties, breasts, sex

my house

Jenni looped

YES IM MAKING A SURPRISE ENTRY TO LACROOSTER38'S TOURNAMENT-TMND (TM AND (C) LOCKERSTAR82 LLT) SO I CAN WIN THE GRAND PRIZE AND NOT AS AN EXCUSE TO GET MY SITE ON UP AND COMING OR A VEILED INSULT TO MASTER OF CEREMONIES LOCKRUSTER338

challenge4fillupandcomingwithretardedinjokes

EPIC TOURNEY, EPIC WIN, EPIC DRAMA, EPIC PACARD, EPIC SITE, EPIC FADS, EPIC FIVES, EPIC CIRCLEJERK, EPIC LOCKBUSTER84 WHO I DON'T HATE BECAUSE HE "FORGAVE" ME EVEN THOUGH I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE FUN OF HIM FOR

I LOVINGLY RECREATED A FAD SCENE WITH A CAMCORDER AND MICROPHONE

NOW I CAN BE ON UP AND COMING CAUSE ALL YOU GUYS WILL VOTE 5 ON

It has it's ups and downs. I'll be here all week. Thank you.

thoseelevatorbeatsaresofresh

elevator, ytmnd, ytmnd elevator, sean connery, elevator music, going up, ups and downs, prospect

made it

Enrique Plazaola

Sorry for making another one of these, but I love being the first to come up with a completely ridiculous idea.

whatisdirty

What Is Love, Ridin' Dirty, Chamillionare

What Is Love

Chamillionare - Ridin' Dirty

"TheGune" was very clever to paste Mother Brain, a being of evil, with Christ. Ironic. I thought I could project the idea further so I made the glowing animation and paired it up with the fitting theme.

metroidchrist

Metroid, Jesus, Christ, Phendrana, Prime, Chapel, Evil, God, Mother, Brain

www.somethingawful.com

Metroid Prime - Phendrana Drifts "Chapel of the Elders&

the video is from a pilot that was never picked up called Boner Boy and can be found on Google Video.

hard-on

hit him with your hard-on // //

overseer, horndog, boner, hard-on

Boner Boy

Overseer - Horndog

Chillin' with a hair tie, No makeup, with some sweatpants on You know I can always be that guy You can think about me all night long But I think you need something to think of me Something that will keep you warm And show you we can be more than just this So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my... When you go to sleep at night, When you wake up in the morning And when you walk the halls See, girl, you know you wanna flaunt it Said this may be the start of something new Girl, I'm gonna tell you exactly what I wanna do... ...is more than just this So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my And you can wear my sweatshirt And I don't want you to be cold So you can wear my... So you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my ...sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my...

JacobYo

sweat shirt,trash,music,twist,jacob,satornous,puberty,jacob sartorius

http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/78666/1033841/berman_trashlight01.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sb1FzMFA_E

Did anyone think this sever would still be up?

twentyyearsonhere

Wow // //

twenty,years,my,god,I,remember,when,pages,on active users,mattered

google image search

google image search

Megadeth - Go To Hell

I was pretty much making fun of a lot of nerds on this site (and a few cool people) and then I got banned when I woke up in the morning for "being an asshat"

bannedfromcustomwars

permabanned // for // "being an asshat"

banned, haha, custom, wars

www.customwars.com

SOAD

A Canadian Native takes some time out of his busy schedual to do a little stand up comedy. He'll be here all night so there's more to come!

indianjokes1

native, comedy, authentic, canadian, canada

google images

The Native Canadian Comedy Club

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/

Mine

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

Useless and probably won't even be popular. I just want to make the god damned up and coming list :(

lolwhyyoutk

jesus, hax, pwnt, tk, tked, team killing, church, polend

introwebs

E.S. Posthumus - Pompeii

William Allen White gets funky

wawtmbg

They Might Be // Frying Up A // Stalk Of Wheat

William Allen White, TMBG, They Might Be Giants, John Linnell, John Flansburgh

http://tmbgfilm.ytmnd.com/

I just broke up with my gf who just happened to be speneding more time with her ex bf

slutcheating

// // SLUT

Slut

My slutty ex's myspace

Ben Folds

Wake up in the morning, gotta shake the feeling, I gotta face a day of school. What's to be afraid of ? I can ask a question, or maybe even bend the rules. I'm searching for a place where I'll fit in, there's a way if I look, then I can win. Yeah I can see I'm not alone, I can face the unknown. Everybody can succeed, in yourself, you must believe, give it a try at Degrassi High.

degrassihigh

Degrassi High

Degrassi High

but updated his mobile app map with "he might be there later today" and is curious to see if anyone will show up

popularbook

Popularbook® Dog hates Galaxybucks™

uncited

uncited

Daft Punk - End Credits (Tron Legacy)

Um, I didn't even look at the picture for a minute and I knew it fit here.

dbsys

baby, being, dead, that, is, pretty, scary, to, look, at, and, it's, not, something, I, want, to, wake, up, and, see, at, like, three, in, the, morning, Horror, scary, terrifying, stares, into, your, soul, Staring.

http://skanklet.deviantart.com/art/dead-baby-18255537

Moonlight Sonata

Wiki it up yourself! It's bigger than Pluto doncha know but still worthy of only being a dwarf planet.

eris

136199 // Eris //

eris

Wikipedia

FF7, Aeris' Theme (Piano Version)

Adam Curry, former MTV VJ and co-host of No Agenda, describes what Net Neutrality REALLY is and why it might not be a good idea, especially if it interferes with ISP network management.

noagendanetneutrality

no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,net neutrality,internet,metered,network management,data allowance policy,data usage meter,the best podcast in the universe

http://www.athenasweb.com/img/Aquarius/NetNeutrality.jpg

http://613.nashownotes.com

A pony is a small horse[1][2][3] (Equus ferus caballus). Depending on context, a pony may be a horse that is under an approximate or exact height at the withers, or a small horse with a specific conformation and temperament. There are many different breeds. Compared to other horses, ponies often exhibit thicker manes, tails and overall coat, as well as proportionally shorter legs, wider barrels, heavier bone, thicker necks, and shorter heads with broader foreheads. The word "pony" derives from the old French poulenet, meaning foal, a young, immature horse, but this is not the modern meaning; unlike a horse foal, a pony remains small when fully grown. However, on occasion, people who are unfamiliar with horses may confuse an adult pony with a foal. The ancestors of most modern ponies developed small stature due to living on the margins of livable horse habitat. These smaller animals were domesticated and bred for various purposes all over the northern hemisphere. Ponies were historically used for driving and freight transport, as children's mounts, for recreational riding, and later as competitors and performers in their own right. During the Industrial Revolution, particularly in Great Britain, a significant number were used as pit ponies, hauling loads of coal in the mines. Ponies are generally considered intelligent and friendly, though sometimes they also are described as stubborn or cunning. Properly trained ponies are appropriate mounts for children who are learning to ride. Larger ponies can be ridden by adults, as ponies are usually strong for their size. In modern use, many organizations define a pony as a mature horse that measures less than 14.2 hands (58 inches, 147 cm) at the withers, but there are a number of exceptions. Different organizations that use a strict measurement model vary from 14 hands (56 inches, 142 cm) to nearly 14.3 hands (59 inches, 150 cm). Many breeds classify an animal as either horse or pony based on pedigree and phenotype, no matter its height. Some full-sized horses may be called "ponies" for various reasons of tradition or as a term of endearment.

maythebestpetwin

Ponies originally developed as a landrace adapted to a harsh natural environment, and were considered part of the "draft" subtype typical of Northern Europe. At one time, it was hypothesized that they may have descended from a wild "draft" subspecies of Equus ferus.[6] Studies of mitochondrial DNA (which is passed on though the female line) indicate that a large number of wild mares have contributed to modern domestic breeds;[7][8] in contrast, studies of y-DNA (passed down the male line) suggest that there was possibly just one single male ancestor of all domesticated breeds.[9] Domestication of the horse probably first occurred in the Eurasian steppes with horses of between 13 hands (52 inches, 132 cm) to over 14 hands (56 inches, 142 cm),[10] and as horse domestication spread, the male descendents of the original stallion went on to be bred with local wild mares.[9][10]

Michael Westen: My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy. Until... voice on phone: We got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted. Michael Westen: When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in. Michael Westen: Where am I? Fiona Glenanne: Miami. Michael Westen: You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-girlfriend... Fiona Glenanne: Shall we shoot them? Michael Westen: An old friend who used to inform on you to the FBI... Sam Axe: You know spies... bunch of bitchy little girls. Michael Westen: Family too... Sam Axe: Hey, is that your Mom again? Michael Westen: ... if you're desperate. Madeline Westen: Someone needs your help, Michael! Michael Westen: Bottom line? Until you figure out who burned you... you're not going anywhere.

The United States Pony Club defines "pony" to be any mount that is ridden by a member regardless of its breed or size. Persons up to 25 years old are eligible for membership, and some of the members' "ponies" actually are full-size horses.

Moon man is fed up with not being able to use ytmnd on his phone.

ytmobile

Jeter`d // //

smartphone, moon man, derek jeter, gingers, parody, all work and no play makes me a something something, c*cks

Took it this morning

Made it this morning

Modest Mouse gives reasonable advice. Also, this is the first loop I've ever created. Any advice on how to tighten up the audio will be appreciated.

eggplants

Don't Wear // Eggplants! //

modest mouse, eggplants, dew army, float on, questionable clothing

the blog "cooking with amy"

"float on" by modest mouse

He's the Chuck Norris of the 21st century because he is immortal. Look up Captain Jack Harkness on wikipedia, and all will be revealed.

tcnofbbcis

// ...Captain Jack Harkness! //

Vigilante,Torchwood,Chuck Norris,21st century,immortal,wikipedia,Captain Jack Harkness

Captain Jack Harkness

Vigilante - Answers

Making an Up and Coming YTMND pt. 3. Seriously, follow these steps and you'll be on the up and coming list in no time!

upandcoming3

PIZZA // POUTINE // EAR RAEP!

Making an Up and Coming YTMND, YTMND, up and coming, this will get you 5's, VOAT 5, vote 5

Making an Up and Coming YTMND pt. 3

Making an Up and Coming YTMND pt. 3