?happy fathers day |
qualityboob |
(1.50) |
257 |
2020-06-18 |
description:
this is a fathers day gift for my stepdad. he enjoys ytmnd :)
domain:
aspecialsurprise4jus
site text:
happy fathers day // justin //
fg image origin:
I looked up "Worst Vietnam Massacres" and I found this image.
bg image origin:
It was supposed to be Jason Vorhees, but it didn't show up. I've had that image on my PC for years.
sound origin:
Overkill by Motorhead, converted to mp3.
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?Sometimes Persistence isn't all it's cra... |
miu04 |
(1.00) |
273 |
2006-11-16 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
sorrydel
site text:
Pauldrons of Wrath? Sorry Del // //
sound origin:
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?Each queen honeybee shipped via air transportation... |
SmilingRob |
(3.50) |
282 |
2021-08-17 |
description:
According to the USPS rules 526.21b:
"Each queen honeybee shipped via air transportation may be accompanied by up to eight attendant honeybees."
- https://pe.usps.com/text/pub52/pub52c5_008.htm
domain:
beeshipping
site text:
each queen honeybee // may be accompanied by // up to eight attendant honeybees
keywords:
bees,usps,honeybee
fg image origin:
https://images.radio.com/aiu-media/GettyImages1191515191-3e072492-8083-49d0-a549-445ecc4ec23a.jpg?width=800
sound origin:
https://www.salamisound.com/1920781-humming-of-a-beehive-swarm
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?get drunk...GO |
BrianDawson |
(1.00) |
308 |
2005-10-10 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
getdrunkgo
site text:
come to Venutis tonite // ill be rapping it up //
sound origin:
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?"The gun'll be there. All right. Listen&#... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.00) |
309 |
2007-08-24 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
thejob
site text:
The gun'll be there. All ri // Listen, you drive him and // you pick him up after the job...
fg image origin:
uncited
sound origin:
uncited
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?Be Maladjusted |
LazerMech |
(2.00) |
312 |
2015-10-31 |
description:
Widespread co-maladjustment to life in modern society will be the force behind the evolution of civilization that saves the biosphere. The world is messed up, it's time to act accordingly and do something about it.
domain:
comaladjustment
keywords:
mr.robot maladjusted civilization biosphere awake rise society evolution
fg image origin:
gif of portion of Mr. Robot episode found on internets
sound origin:
Mercury Rev - You've Gone With So Little For So Long
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?"Then we are agreed. The traffic in drugs will ... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.00) |
327 |
2007-09-20 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
weareagreed
site text:
Then we are agreed. The traffi // in drugs will be permitted, // controlled. And Don Corleone
fg image origin:
uncited
sound origin:
uncited
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?Brandi C FAIL! |
funnyasfuck |
(1.00) |
337 |
2008-07-12 |
description:
Brandi C FAILURE!
domain:
brandic
site text:
Brandi C // PRO- // Groupie
keywords:
brandi c when i grow up i wanna be famous
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Itunes
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?Rap Snitches |
kaybli |
(2.67) |
348 |
2020-06-06 |
description:
Rap snitches, telling all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here
Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years
Rap snitches, telling all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here
Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years
domain:
rapsnitches
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Rap Snitch Knishes - MF Doom
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?"Has anyone been able to get in touch with Lu... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.38) |
350 |
2007-06-23 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
shackedup
site text:
Has anyone been able to get // in touch with Luca? Eh, I� // been trying all night....
fg image origin:
i hate step 3
sound origin:
i hate step 3
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?felicia the cat |
chlfan201 |
(2.25) |
358 |
2019-01-22 |
description:
felicia wants to be covered up
domain:
feliciathecat
site text:
don't just stand there you // pinhead cover me up // now
fg image origin:
youtube .com
sound origin:
youtube.com
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?get drunk...GO |
BrianDawson |
(1.33) |
367 |
2005-10-10 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
paulmasson
site text:
come to Venuti's tonite // I'll be rappin' it up //
sound origin:
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?SFM Pharmacy |
BruceJones |
(4.00) |
386 |
2016-12-26 |
description:
Safeformens.com is leading supplier of amazing generic medications. We can offer it at most affordable rate. We supply pharmaceuticals like Generic Viagra, Kamagra, Tadalafil, Cialis and so on. These medications are accessible in Gel, jam, chewable structure. It would be ideal if you get in touch with us for attaching up with us to offer in your country.
domain:
safeformens
keywords:
Online Pharmacy,online drugstore,generic viagra
fg image origin:
http://www.safeformens.com
sound origin:
http://www.safeformens.com
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?"Yeah, alright. Now make sure that they... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.63) |
393 |
2007-06-29 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
makesuretheyreclean
site text:
Yeah, alright. Now make sure // that they're clean, bec // those guys are gonna be...
fg image origin:
uncited
sound origin:
uncited
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?Vesselwerk: 67th Reality War |
venkatesh |
(4.50) |
410 |
2020-09-11 |
description:
I rise from the demise of the falsehood which challenges my existence. May hE [The FalseOne] be cursed again, and again, and again. Cherish the chalice in my palace which is thy vessel [soul]. Jehmounehji! From which small atom's weight of arrogance do you dare even contemplate to challenge His? Our invertebrate blessing from the mouth down. We are all blessed, we must all accept this reality.
domain:
hisvessel
site text:
// // B E N K I
keywords:
Venkatesh
fg image origin:
As one gazes into the Benki, one must not see thyself. The Benki must be presented with items of ritual sacrifice. An empty vessel yields an empty response. Potent items for sacrifice include: Chalk, balloons, large amounts of paper, celery and of the purest form; the inner callings of one's body.
bg image origin:
Eli remained motionless in the night, fearing for his life. Whispers of light began to enter the ruins of where he hid, forming a holy aura bounded by three points of colored light. The first light spoke, "I am Alex, agent of entropy and whisperer of the wind.". The second light emitted flashes of visions, spelling the words "I am Monty, the wizard of the 48th parallax, seeker of wisdom." The last light did not speak but moved swiftly towards Eli and embraced him with warmth and strength. In Eli's head, a voice bellowed, "I am Venky, Lord of the Benki. Your call for help has been received, and we, as the holy trinity will guide you to the light." Eli woke up, drenched in toilet water. He had been blessed.
sound origin:
Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Caramel Color, Phosphoric Acid, Natural Flavors, Caffeine.
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?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
427 |
2023-09-23 |
description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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?Tribute to the best free monday morning ever <3 |
BigBaconn |
(2.63) |
427 |
2009-12-28 |
description:
I used to be able to get up at 10:20 on mondays. Now because of this bombaclot change I have to get up at 09:10 MAYNEE!!! :(
domain:
fucknoyoudidnot
keywords:
ucnlephil madness chinesef*cker roosters cry kanye west cheescake and grapes
fg image origin:
internet random
sound origin:
cut
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?Merciful Short Tune Jamming of the Hi-Fivers, earl... |
Heywood12 |
(1.00) |
437 |
2021-10-17 |
description:
A minute and a half recording of the ham radio Hi-Fivers net which runs before the WARFA net, possibly one of Billy's Children tuning up to jam things or just be a lid operator.
October 3rd, 7:15pm
Off KFS WebSDR website
domain:
hifiverstuneupjammer
site text:
Sunday on 3908 Kilohertz!! // //
keywords:
Hi-Fivers,WARFA,jamming,3908kHz
fg image origin:
Hi-Fivers Facebook page.
sound origin:
Off-air.
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?kedgegimp |
badders |
(2.00) |
441 |
2005-09-12 |
description:
comedy
domain:
kedgegimp
site text:
// // Cant Beat Being Gimped Up!
keywords:
kedge
fg image origin:
kedge
sound origin:
rob zombie
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?Mr. Palmer |
gh1245bb |
(1.00) |
442 |
2007-02-16 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
waynepal
site text:
Cheer up, Palmer // You'll soon be dead! //
sound origin:
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?Thank you (read description) |
LaserMcCloud |
(5.00) |
451 |
2024-03-09 |
description:
I'm going through a tough time in my life right now but I'm here to thank all the wonderful comments on the last ytmnd I made, it made me emotional knowing there are people across the globe who care about my well-being even though they don't even know me in real life, many thanks for those who stopped to write a positive message for me, it made me better reading all the comments.
I won't go into much detail about what's happening in my life but life has not been very nice to me lately, lots of problems in my life of all parts you can imagine (family, mentally, personally, work) I have never been as sad, anxious, stressed as it is now, sometimes I felt (and I still feel from time to time) that the world hates me and life wants to destroy me until I give up and end myself (if you know what I mean)
Thanks for making me see that I'm worth it, that I'm somebody in this world, that there are people who care about my existence
I know life will not get better in a snap of fingers but with the right support it will make the rainy days better, it will make me feel that things will be ok in the end.
- LaserMcCloud
domain:
thanksforthesupport
keywords:
thank you
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?ask why |
final-tom |
(2.83) |
457 |
2010-10-12 |
description:
it's okay. just keep your head up girl. this will all be over soon.
domain:
keepyourheadup
keywords:
ask why, please
fg image origin:
WHY
sound origin:
MUST
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?Message To Everyone |
The8man |
(1.00) |
462 |
2014-05-26 |
description:
Hero will never give up,
never hide, never be defeated,
never accept evil.
domain:
rabu
keywords:
Yotsumoe, dmdm,damedame,maddie,Erika_Salmon,Flamwenco,[DDE]
fg image origin:
Created foreground by self
bg image origin:
Back from Yotsumoe's original rabu page, it's the thumbnail
sound origin:
Amagami SS Opening, I love by Azusa
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?It's No Big Deal |
macdiablo |
(2.00) |
471 |
2017-01-06 |
description:
Yeah they, see, uh, they seem to be out of chicken today. So I'll just pick up a pizza. It's no big deal.
domain:
nobigdeal
site text:
Yeah, uh, they seem // to be out of chicken today... // It's no big deal.
fg image origin:
https://www.facebook.com/1RenoDaRevolver/videos/1536369666380419/
sound origin:
https://www.facebook.com/1RenoDaRevolver/videos/1536369666380419/
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?everyone has done this once FO3 |
luketm2 |
(2.71) |
473 |
2009-06-23 |
description:
Enter a brief description of your site or any other optional information
you choose. Links will automatically be parsed. 1000 character limit.
domain:
getradiatedWTF
keywords:
Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for
those terms you will be.
fg image origin:
f
sound origin:
o
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?"How bad do you think it's gonna be? P... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.00) |
480 |
2007-08-24 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
prettygoddamnbad
site text:
How bad do you think it's // gonna be? Pretty goddamn // bad. Probably all the other...
fg image origin:
uncited
sound origin:
uncited
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?39/64: IDK, my BFF Mattrex? |
DarthWang |
(4.83) |
501 |
2024-03-09 |
description:
LOL X IS TEXTING TOO MUCH TO HIS BFF ZERO AND HAS TO PAY A HIGH PHONE BILL BUT INSTEAD HE JUST FIGHTS THIS GUY WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE BILL COLLECTOR OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW MAKING UP PLOTS FOR THESE IS POINTLESS
domain:
mattrex
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
OMG, Yoo-Enn-See-Eye-Tee-Ee-Dee!
sound origin:
OMG, Yoo-Enn-See-Eye-Tee-Ee-Dee!
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?Acid Man Rage |
Clio |
(3.00) |
508 |
2016-08-05 |
description:
"So fuck you. I don't post much, but I've never left this place, and I won't be leaving, either. Get used to the idea, and shove a nice screencap of this post right up your ass with your other ones."
domain:
acidmanrage
site text:
I've never left this place // and I won't be leaving //
fg image origin:
Opchan screenshot
sound origin:
My Imagination
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?(nsfw) BALLIN' |
duckhunt |
(3.00) |
519 |
2023-10-24 |
description:
we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right
Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas.
Wh-pow, pow
Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit.
we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right
domain:
cwizzy
site text:
BALLIN!!!! // //
keywords:
cwizzy,chaddaddy,ballin
fg image origin:
https://ytmnd.com/assets/250077a81b274551eb9819ba85126975
bg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Y8mTEl4UM
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7VJTjqo_bg
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?why does anyone ever say its leeroy jenkins, its ba... |
ldrancer |
(2.00) |
533 |
2018-10-14 |
description:
listen to it. its leeroooy .. mmmbaaggins
why does anybody say jenkins?
He plainly says leeroy Baggins
I remember that's all I ever knew of it, and when i'd look it up, id look up leeroy baggins. now it doesnt give you a answer. i had to search more stuff to find it, and its listed jenkins? wtf? why its baggins and sounds baggins. FUCK
domain:
leeroybaggins
site text:
leerooyyy // baggins // listen
keywords:
hardcore extreme racism,Leeroy baggins,leeroy
fg image origin:
a video of a fake scripted thing paid for by blizzard
sound origin:
he plainly says leeroy baggins. after years of not watching or seeing this, i went to look it up. i see everyoone listing it as leeroy jenkins. Im like wtf. is this the same thing what is this. i watch it and its the same thing i heard andd seen and knew it was baggins. lot of things i knew were seemed to been changed by blizzard to ruin what was originally original fun.
my theory is blizzard changed this and have memory holed this after using up the real fun people had with this and changed all the original sites and listings of it.
also you used to be able to drink enough in the game to throw up. that disappeard in a patch while I was playing. you cant find any infromation on that. im pretty sure i done that because there was no other reason to get drunk or drink in the game. all refrences to fun or any kind of degeneracy which is normal have been removed from the game by them. when you threw up, from being drunk, yu would end up from wasted to tipsy instantly
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