| ?Terry Takes a Nap |
regencydr |
(2.20) |
476 |
2006-07-14 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
sleepyterry
site text:
Wake // Up // Sleepyhead!!!
sound origin:
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| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
476 |
2023-09-23 |
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description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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| ?My Dynosawr Haz Awtizms |
Cr4ckerJ4ck |
(3.00) |
479 |
2008-01-11 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
dynosawr
fg image origin:
Home Pic
sound origin:
Waking The Cadaver
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| ?Kim-Dusa |
shocker |
(1.80) |
481 |
2006-08-23 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
kimdusa
site text:
Wanna wake up to this? // // www.myspace.com/kimsolomon
sound origin:
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| ?Drake Waking Up |
shadymilkman663 |
(1.00) |
490 |
2013-02-26 |
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description:
drake wakes up
domain:
drakeinthemorning
keywords:
drake,morning,wood,marvins room
fg image origin:
drake degrassi
sound origin:
marvins room
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| ?grimlocks nightmare |
rakzum |
(2.00) |
496 |
2008-11-30 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
grimlocksnightmare
site text:
ME WANT WAKE UP!!! // //
fg image origin:
grimlocks brain
sound origin:
grimlocks brain also
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| ?the best part of waking up |
effa |
(1.67) |
503 |
2014-09-17 |
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description:
in your cup
domain:
bestpartof
keywords:
supernatural
fg image origin:
TUMBLR
sound origin:
MP3SKULL
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| ?About to slice a fluffy ear off |
nos595 |
(2.00) |
508 |
2015-02-03 |
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description:
"Mr Grey don't tip."
"He don't tip? Whaddya mean you don't tip?"
"He doesn't believe in it."
"Shut up. What do you mean you don't believe in it? Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. I paid for your goddamn Iams!"
domain:
reservoirkitties
site text:
You shoot me in a // dream, you better wake up // and apologise!
keywords:
Kitten, Reservoir Dogs,Little Green Bag,Cats,Badass
fg image origin:
http://pixdaus.com/single.php?id=171132
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b1wt3-zpzQ
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| ?Wake Up Sheeple |
Nickelodeon |
(3.60) |
509 |
2023-03-19 |
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description:
.
domain:
sheepie
fg image origin:
The Sheep Shunch
sound origin:
Led Zeppelin - Good Times Bad Times
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| ?Wake up |
RickyScythe777 |
(3.00) |
520 |
2005-11-07 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
rswlwt
site text:
// lol phail //
keywords:
troisi
sound origin:
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| ?dont wake the jake!!! |
o0spam0o |
(1.83) |
521 |
2006-03-30 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
dontwakethejake
sound origin:
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| ?wake up sunshine |
xoc |
(2.67) |
521 |
2007-03-04 |
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description:
WAZZAP
domain:
wakeupsunshine
fg image origin:
the career ender
sound origin:
chicago transit authority [up a 4th]
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| ?Waking Up Never |
smoothwint |
(1.00) |
550 |
2005-07-31 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
wakingupnever
site text:
Waking // Up // Never
sound origin:
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| ?Bleeding Pumpkin... |
Arhkia |
(2.33) |
556 |
2007-07-31 |
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description:
Kitten eating pumpkin blood... lol
domain:
bleedpumpkinbleed
keywords:
pumpkin kitten
fg image origin:
Dunno
sound origin:
A7X - Waking the Fallen
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| ?omgzitsthedrunkoldmanzors |
stevenelson |
(2.25) |
556 |
2006-04-16 |
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description:
crazy drunk old man
domain:
crazydrunkoldman
site text:
OMG ITS TeH DrUnK oLd MaN!!!! // n0 PaY chECK FOR YOU!! // WaKE UP sleePy HEAD!!!
keywords:
crazy, drunk, old man
fg image origin:
cell phone
sound origin:
driktawine
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| ?Affordable Drugs Store |
DannyFernandes |
(1.00) |
557 |
2016-08-30 |
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description:
Danny Fernandes and i am a health expert by profession and i am right now working for thekamagrastore.biz and i am would like to given some tips and suggestion about your sexual health. Sildenafil is a moderate substitution of Generic Viagra that gives all the more capable and speedier result. In the wake of taking it a man recaptures the capacity to maintain strong and industrious erection that can be effectively reestablished after sex; a man can be in drawn out personal contact with a friend or family member in the meantime without encountering steady undesirable sexual energy. One of the topical inquiries regarding ED pills is their connection with liquor. In spite of the fact that there are no verifications of their negative effect, despite everything it doesn't prescribed to open your body to pointless danger. In the event that it's your first experience of taking sildenafil citrate, survey of other men sharing their sildenafil treatment experience might be extremely valuable. You can discover them on different men's discussions or right on online drug stores offering erectile brokenness medicines..
domain:
Thekamagrastore
site text:
thekamagrastore.biz // http://thekamagrastore.biz/ //
fg image origin:
[Thekamagrastore.biz/](http://thekamagrastore.biz/classic-pills/cp-fildena)
sound origin:
[Thekamagrastore.biz/](http://thekamagrastore.biz/)
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| ?I HAD TO WAKE UP EARLY AS FUCK TODA... |
falcon176 |
(2.67) |
579 |
2010-03-26 |
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description:
awake
domain:
SHITTYSHITTYBANGBANG
keywords:
awake
fg image origin:
awake
sound origin:
awake
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| ?Vriska |
adiosToreador |
(2.50) |
588 |
2012-08-27 |
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description:
wHY DOES THIS, hAPPEN TO ME,
domain:
arachnidsgrip
keywords:
hamsteak,vriska
fg image origin:
[S] Past Karkat: Wake up.
bg image origin:
Homestuck Photomanip
sound origin:
DiGERATi - AutoRun IIIkg
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| ?You don't want to wake them up... |
Tomatzu |
(1.33) |
594 |
2006-11-07 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
betternotwakethembabymarios
site text:
Hush yourselves! // //
sound origin:
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| ?wake up and smell the moses |
envane |
(2.67) |
594 |
2008-03-27 |
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description:
my name is moses wake up and smell the roses
domain:
mosesroses
keywords:
moses,roses
fg image origin:
google search for moses
sound origin:
created by EXO
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| ?jon snow wakes up at 7 |
orangewave |
(1.33) |
595 |
2013-07-10 |
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description:
hes just a kid and life is a nightmare
domain:
jonsnow
keywords:
jon snow,,game of thrones,a game of thrones
fg image origin:
http://tubetoptelevision.files.wordpress.com
sound origin:
http://mp3skull.com/mp3/i_m_just_a_kid_simple_plan.html
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| ?"Ah, I didn't tell Mama anything. I ... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.69) |
594 |
2007-09-02 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
drinkfirst
site text:
Ah, I didn't tell Mama // I was about to come up and // wake you just now and tell you
fg image origin:
uncited
sound origin:
uncited
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| ?wake up America |
logerithmictriangle |
(3.00) |
603 |
2022-06-08 |
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description:
birds aren't real wake up sheeple https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXu4_s5nuwI
domain:
birdsarentreal
fg image origin:
the truth
sound origin:
is out
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| ?Fuck, i dont know |
bammy |
(1.00) |
605 |
2013-01-31 |
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description:
Oh baby, i cant resist
domain:
SeedyManScot
site text:
Baby lets get down tonight // wake up wake up // lets make love tonight
keywords:
seedy,scott, man, so, sexy
fg image origin:
facebook
bg image origin:
facebook
sound origin:
youtube
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| ?Channeling Peppers |
filthymonkey |
(3.50) |
610 |
2010-06-11 |
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description:
Summoning the Great One
domain:
jackandpeppers
keywords:
Brian Peppers
fg image origin:
Jack's Fortune Teller Place
sound origin:
"Waking Up" by Howard Shore
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| ?Wake Up It's Mickey Time |
silenceisgolden |
(1.00) |
627 |
2012-03-19 |
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description:
WAKE UP, its Mickey Mouse calling.
domain:
wakeupitsmickeytime
site text:
Wake Up // It's // MICKEY TIME
fg image origin:
original image
bg image origin:
original image
sound origin:
Zedge.net
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| ?A Truly Unusual Situation(Better Sync) |
sockeebomb |
(3.50) |
630 |
2007-08-27 |
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description:
after a night of doing X, do you truly want to wake up to this? I do.
domain:
trulyunusual
keywords:
Garden State YTMND Knight Unusual Scrubs
fg image origin:
Garden State
sound origin:
Garden State
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| ?PTKFGS: Megadeth is Retarded |
Nate66 |
(2.75) |
640 |
2010-12-03 |
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description:
Just making it more equal opportunity.
domain:
megaretarded
fg image origin:
Megadeth
sound origin:
Megadeth - Wake up Dead
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| ?GordonFreeMarmot |
Tsunamia |
(2.83) |
642 |
2005-04-05 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
GordonFreeMarmot
site text:
Wake up // FreeMarmot //
sound origin:
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| ?wake up after drunk make happy birthday mr ahhh... |
ldrancer |
(2.92) |
660 |
2015-04-07 |
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description:
these are too easy to make i wasnt passing this up. got up late to do this and think about this.
wayne sings happy birthday
domain:
happybirthdaymrahhhhhh
keywords:
happy birthday mr president,waynes world,mr krabs,ahhhh
fg image origin:
happy birthday mr president wayne's world
sound origin:
oh yea ahhhhh
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