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Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

swordplay

extremely loud public bowel movements

Horatio Sanz

Whore-Ratio Sands

Origionaly a Valentine's Day Card but just begged to be YTMN'D. Enjoy and vote it up if you like it.

molaram

Kali-Ma! // //

mola, ram, lonely, heart, flame, i, love, you, indiana, jones, temple, of, doom

www.negative99.com

Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart

Johnny Depp will be teaming up with some new unfound talent in his newest movie.

jackisretarded

Looks like a Buddy Picture // //

retarded, Jack Sparrow, Pirates, Jack, Stupid, Pirates of the Carribean 3, Carribean, lol internet, running in 90's

Photoshops,Vinsfeld

I showed this conversation to a few people and they thought it was hilarious and told me to upload it to YTMND, so after a day of struggling to figure out what would be a good sound file to use, I decided we should just make up one instead of stealing som

AIMYiff

NEDM, Yiff, furry, AIM, chat, cyber

My AIM window

Brutal: Paws of Fury + My friend's voice + my edits

After many attempts to try and sync this up (works fine before uploading) I kind of got it. I'm having some trouble with time delays which ytmnd seems to be able to ignore whcih is why some images stay up for a long time. So don't give this a low score be

dcrap

games, dreamcast, rap,dance, sega, mega 64, mega64

google with some mega64 clips

Mega64

You wanted funnies. Here they are. Buck up because there's going to be more artsy fartsy sites in the future.

coasterkid

roller,coaster,space,scream,ass,dog

youtube kid+the google+assdog+adobe certified hands

Mars can be a gay, gassy place...with Friends actors hanging out - waiting for NBC to pick up their newest pilot.

gay-ass-fartin

Rocket Man, Harland Williams, Farting, William Sadler, How you doin', How you doing, Joey

Rocketman (1997)

Rocketman (1997) + EDITS

Oiled up boobs being rubbed.

oiledupboobrub

Rubbity // Dub Dub... //

oiled, greased, boobs, hot, breasts, rubbing, jiggle

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/BiskitFoo/Secret/th1de4

http://www.freesfx.co.uk/mischorns.html

I've been doing these experiments late at night where I get down in the push-up position and attempt to phase through the carpet and flooring. It hasn't worked yet, but once it does I'm going to phase into several Target stores and steal as many pillows as I can possibly carry. I'm going to have so many pillows, it's gonna be crazy. Like -- you don't even know.

killing-TMND-softly

target,pillows,funny user comments,calisthenics

JOHNNY CARSON's DiCK

TV's FRANK

For some reason on YTMND, it says 50 cent will be voicing Epona, in the next Zelda game. Whether this is accurate, I do not know, but lets all pray it's a f*ck up.

niggastolemyhorse

WTF NINTENDO? // //

nigga, n*gga, horse, zelda, video, game, videogames, legend of zelda, twilight, princess, vg, stole, my, bike, nigga stole my bike, nigga stole my

www.imdb.com

n*gg* stole my bike

THIS REALLY EXISTS. Don't believe me? Go play your MMBN6 game, and find a Humor NaviCust program, and load it up. Then go to the Cyber Academy, and have Megaman speak a few times until he says something about the academy being haunted.

mmbn6orly

// NO WAI!! //

megaman, rockman.exe, battle network, o rly, ya rly

Ripped from MMBN6

M+H Band - Popcorn

For those of you who have played Kingdom Hearts, you can look up Selphie's skirt under a dock on Destiny's Island. I gotta agree with this picture. First YTMND, so be gentle.

soraselphie

// // Sora, NO!!!

kingdom hearts, sora, selphie, upskirt, final fantasy, ffviii, ff8, kh

Hentai Palm forums

Bustin' Up The Beach, Kingdom Hearts OST

Just took that animated Gif from Azumanga and edited it with flash so gay fuel would end up in it. Gay Fuel Is Everywhere You Wanna Be!

AzuGayFuel

Azumanga

Gay Fuel Sound Clip

(Anyone who wants to post go ahead, I will read it. Just dont pay attention to Twinsen and Silent-Fart. They are too immature to be on this site in the first place.) As you can see there is a pentagram right behind the white house made up of the streets.

SecretSatanicGovernment

evil, satan, devil, omg, secret, nazi, 666, satanic, god, lord, lucifer, jesus, religeon, this, is, not, gay, porn, lol, yay, pentagram, occult

google earth / me

Stairway to Heaven - Backwards

darth moon man

moontales

kinda catchy ain't it

the new moonman drama will be up 2moz

just deal with this shit until then

These are pictures of a waterpark/theme park that used to be up and running in the 90's and shut down for no reason, and the rides were not taken down. Everything was left there to rot... Also, subtitles coming soon if you guys want. If some people are h

unbeautiful

theme park, water slide, abandoned

A theme park by my house

Boards Of Canada

Don't be a fool. Pick up Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow for your DS today.

somacruz

Bloody ******* Tears // //

soma, cruz, castlevania, dracula, belmont, vampire, evil

Bloody Tears - Castevania: DoS

Blue team will first have control of mikey, and you will be able to move mikey up and down but not diagonally. You're looking for the 4 Ps; Points, Puzzles, Pop Quizzes, and Prizes.

mikeysworld

Today Mikey is going to... // The Mysterious // SKULL ROCK

Nick Arcade, Nickelodeon, Nick GAS, Nick

Nick Arcade

Nick Arcade

Eddie Murphy once picked up a transvestite hooker. Could this be the one? It looks like a hot girl, but she has balls.

EdMurphy

Transvestite // Hookers!! //

transvestite, prostitute, Eddie Murphy, Murphy, balls, tits

http://www.blacktower.net

http://www.amazon.com

Corpse n*gg* got twisted up, as well as being a horrible example of the Havok engine.

BioCock

YALL NIGGAS // GOT IT TWISTED, HUH? //

BioShock, corpse, xbox, ragdoll, 360, xbox 360, mobb deep, ghost busters, turntable, havok

BioShock XBox 360

Mobb Deep - Got It Twisted (Halloween Remix)

Why would Shaq do such a thing?

jointheparty

Pump It Up, PIU, JOIN THE PARTY, SHAQ, SHAQ ATTACK, crunch, why be plain, ddr, cheating, cheater, cheats, cheat

Pump Haven

Pump It Up

this may be the new barrel roll...

GUOTHB3d

this, may, be, the, new, barrel, roll,... GET, UP, ON, THE, HYDRA,'S BACK,!!! (now with realistic 3D graphics) this may be the new barrel roll do a ,kingdom, hearts, 2, II, sora, donald, goofy, hercules, hydra, phil

Radio waves being produced by saturn and then sped up.

saturnwaves

saturn, space, planets, sound, radio, waves, radio waves, science, planet, spooky, creepy, nasa, gov, government, final frontier

Saturn

NASA

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*May need refresh* Why vote for the pompous morons up for candidacy. Vote for Carmine. With his Performa in the Oval Office, this country will be safe.

twothousand8

Carmine, Megs of Ram, EIGHT, 8, ATE, Apple, So that's what gramps had been doin all this time

Carmine Campaign Commecial

Carmine Campaign Commecial

Is what you're seing confusing you? Or, is what you're seeing you being confused? Focus.

ifyoulosefocusyoumaylosemorethanfocus

never, that

becgeez, inazuman@flickr.com; Death To Smoochy; Zoolander

Death To Smoochy; Zoolander; editk

This needs to be a game, NOW! Move the stylus up and down to thrust inside of Ai.

Poled

Hentai, Mahou, SHoujo, Ai, DS

Mahou Shoujo Ai and google image search.

Ying Yang Twins: It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time (Remix)

no description given.

fashon

this probably isnt funny enough to be on the up and coming ytmnds, sorry.

If you turn off interpolation it makes dead bodies pile up in a single spot on the map... which just so happens to be half-way into an embankment on de_prodigy. You can snap some funny shots like this one. :)

emocss

emo,counter,strike,source,half,life,css

counter-strike source

emo oranges

An IGN Forum Thing. Everyone else here will think it sux, and that it is old or something My Last YTMND was supposed to be this, but i imported the wrong pic, so i just wanted to traighten that up

zeldaw00t