| ?Stannerpus |
airbud |
(2.00) |
452 |
2017-08-23 |
|
description:
Isn't it time for a serious hardware salesman?
domain:
stannerpus
keywords:
stan,sells everything,monkey island,nannerpus
fg image origin:
Nannerpus, Monkey Island, Weird Al
sound origin:
Nannerpus, Monkey Island, Weird Al
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| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
455 |
2023-09-23 |
|
description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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| ?Is it a normal? |
SirenSanJose |
(1.00) |
464 |
2013-11-05 |
|
description:
I got this snake at Petco but it's really a vanilla mojave pastel, right, not a normal? I mean, it has flames and everything, and.......
domain:
IsItANormal
site text:
// YES!!!111!!! //
keywords:
snake,,ball python
fg image origin:
my own photograph
sound origin:
free sound libarry
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| ?(nsfw) on everything |
brotherbennett |
(4.67) |
469 |
2018-02-26 |
|
description:
on everything
domain:
oneverything
fg image origin:
me
sound origin:
bad meets evil
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| ?AARON PHAILS |
wrzesinski |
(1.00) |
470 |
2007-12-24 |
|
description:
AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT CAN HAPPEN IF YOU MESS WITH THE GRAND SCRIPTER...
domain:
AARONPHAILS
site text:
// B I T C H B O Y //
keywords:
AARON PHAILS AT LIFE AND EVERYTHING ELSE
fg image origin:
SS LUNAR BATTLE
sound origin:
HELIO COMMERCIAL
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| ?ilymom |
jordanleeryder |
(1.00) |
470 |
2013-03-10 |
|
description:
"to my dearest mum"
I know at times things have been hard,but mum u represent!!
& anytime i spend round u is always time well spent.
I know it aint been easy & at time's there has been grief!!
sometime's your HARD as nails!!
but your squishy underneath!!..;)
i'm writing you this poem here for everyone to see,
that my mum is the b#ll@cks & means everything to me..
domain:
ilymom
keywords:
mom
fg image origin:
rfgvdsv
bg image origin:
uyisdrv
sound origin:
galaxydreaming
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| ?CrimeCat |
WakaWaka |
(1.50) |
472 |
2015-10-16 |
|
description:
Cat, gotta go face that fire!
domain:
CatCrimeVsSmokey
site text:
// "PUT OUT THAT FIRE" //
keywords:
cat,gangsta,thug life,fire,ghetto,rap,hip hop,funny,lawls,awesome,smokey
fg image origin:
images smashed in photoshop. everything via google image other than the cat. A Friends photo.
bg image origin:
See above
sound origin:
free siren sample and a beat via moi.
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| ?I Hate Everything is a alligator |
IHateEverything1945 |
(4.50) |
473 |
2017-12-21 |
|
description:
I Hate Everything Loves Boa Hancock
domain:
MLGIHateEverything
fg image origin:
IHE.png
bg image origin:
Late Night with Conan O' Brien
sound origin:
Tube & Berger - Straight Ahead
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| ?Is it up? |
ytnmd |
(2.33) |
474 |
2015-04-22 |
|
description:
is it up
domain:
isitup
site text:
Everything goes up // //
keywords:
up
fg image origin:
topgear
bg image origin:
Lazytown
sound origin:
lazytown
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| ?Rope Hypothesis proves the Timecube |
ldrancer |
(3.00) |
474 |
2023-03-14 |
|
description:
The Rope hypothesis explains the mechanic of Timecube, so Timecube is a working theory about how time is explained.
Rope hypothesis answers the q. What is light?
Timecube- Earth has 4 days simulteanously each rotation
domain:
ropehypothesisandtimecube
keywords:
Rope hypothesis,Timecube
fg image origin:
timecube day night
bg image origin:
the rope hypothesis - a rope. Light.
sound origin:
tally hall - ruler of everything
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| ?NiggaNike |
Grainger216 |
(3.00) |
478 |
2005-10-12 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
nigganike
site text:
Nigga Is Kings of Everything // NIKE // Just Do It!
sound origin:
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| ?HOYTY TOYTY OY |
zqft |
(2.50) |
482 |
2009-10-24 |
|
description:
I blame 420chan.org for everything.
domain:
HOYTY
fg image origin:
420chan.org
sound origin:
420chan.org
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| ?Dog Disposal |
Joshwahhhhhh |
(3.67) |
484 |
2018-03-01 |
|
description:
Arnold met his match
domain:
dogdisposal
keywords:
swallow,dog,arnold,total recall,dogs
fg image origin:
?
sound origin:
Arnold Swallows Everything
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| ?Can We Please Stop Making iPhones Now |
TenCodeRiot |
(2.00) |
487 |
2011-10-05 |
|
description:
Apple sucks
domain:
jobsisdead
site text:
Lets Stop // Making iPhones // Now
fg image origin:
Jobs
sound origin:
Guile's theme goes with everything.
|
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|
| ?Everything ends in 9?! |
Kid-Winter |
(2.00) |
491 |
2006-06-14 |
|
description:
Not everything ends in 9
domain:
everythingendsinnine
site text:
Uh.... // NO //
fg image origin:
no idea
sound origin:
"Clerks" 1993
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| ?This will be... |
none-at-none-no |
(1.00) |
492 |
2006-02-28 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
agd
site text:
Thanks for Everything // AGD!!! //
sound origin:
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| ?THERE IS NO HOPE_____________________... |
lewis343 |
(1.83) |
492 |
2008-04-15 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
thetragedy
site text:
// // May 14th - Lennart Ouwendyk died
keywords:
lennart ouwendyk died in car crash may 14 th death dead child children kid kids crying sad sadness
fg image origin:
google search : crying child
sound origin:
fl studio
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| ?Everything but the little fishies |
Phoojoeniam |
(4.00) |
495 |
2021-06-30 |
|
description:
Everything but the little fishies
domain:
ebtlf
site text:
Everything // but the // little fishies
keywords:
Everything but the little fishies
fg image origin:
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
sound origin:
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
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| ?the break-up |
brightZ |
(1.00) |
496 |
2008-09-14 |
|
description:
plexxico and plexxica the breakup
domain:
plexxicoandplexxica
site text:
the break-up // everything happens for a reason? // who's next
keywords:
the breakup
fg image origin:
mycomputer
sound origin:
createdmyself
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| ?Everything you see is me |
TIMES5 |
(3.50) |
499 |
2008-05-26 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
ETYSIM
fg image origin:
http://ytmnd.com/assets/692b127812257baa69df4cdd331020ac
sound origin:
http://ytmnd.com/assets/cd7710ef4907e3d210307185b786eb1d
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| ?Poor Thing |
Degrassi |
(2.00) |
501 |
2016-08-28 |
|
description:
It happens to other people
You say how sad
You say poor thing
But when its you its something else
Its everything
You'll never believe the nightmares
You'll never know the pain you caused
You'll never see the scars you left
The things you stole
Your staring role
image: http://static.urx.io/units/web/urx-unit-loader.gif
In everything lost
Chorus:
You took my body, tore it in half
You took my childhood my heart and my laugh
You took everything I kept for myself
And then you're gone
Im not your poor thing
domain:
poorthing
keywords:
degrassi
fg image origin:
degrassi
sound origin:
Hell Hath No Fury
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| ?Google knows it all |
ipwnyoursister |
(2.00) |
503 |
2006-10-12 |
|
description:
google knows the answer to everything
domain:
googleissmart
site text:
// //
keywords:
smart google
fg image origin:
google
sound origin:
drums
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| ?bawwwlerss cawl meh kewl |
dangerously-awsm |
(2.00) |
504 |
2010-07-28 |
|
description:
busted for grand theft brownies
domain:
BUSTEEDDDDD
keywords:
ur mom isnt needed
fg image origin:
everything
bg image origin:
my body
sound origin:
ur not needed
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| ?Everything Is Burning |
ArchersbyLULZ |
(3.00) |
505 |
2022-06-08 |
|
description:
Highest-effort YTMND yet thanks to drawing and syncing. Maybe because I'm not an artist....
martymcstarfoxdotnewgroundsdotcom.
domain:
everythingisburning
keywords:
fire,burning,The Ernies,Music
fg image origin:
Krita, by le me (obviously)
sound origin:
The Ernies - Fire (Meson Ray, 1999)
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| ?ThanksErupt |
Mattjp87 |
(2.67) |
506 |
2006-02-07 |
|
description:
A random guy on AIM gave me his WoW account details. I then proceeded to destroy everything he possesed.
domain:
thankseruptionn
site text:
// // Thanks For The Loot Eruption!
keywords:
WoW owned, wow hacked, wow eruption
sound origin:
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| ?Yael on the front line |
wangdong |
(3.00) |
507 |
2009-01-02 |
|
description:
Israel and Palestine have a little chat and sort everything out.
domain:
yaelatwar
site text:
Secret // weapon // menace
fg image origin:
palestine
sound origin:
yael
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| ?Woman learns he has been wrong about everythin... |
GaryGnu |
(1.80) |
511 |
2014-08-28 |
|
description:
None of it is true.
domain:
AlexJonesisNWO
fg image origin:
911 was not an inside job
sound origin:
Alex Jones shills for money
|
| ?Everything reminds me of her... |
xplodingglassjaw |
(3.00) |
519 |
2007-04-02 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
includingmyhand
fg image origin:
http://instruct.uwo.ca/health-sciences/222/Lab5/Lab5_Images/Fig6
sound origin:
Elliot Smith
|
| ?Kopelle's Therapy Buddy |
DonkeyPuncherJ |
(1.80) |
522 |
2007-06-14 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
therapy-buddy
site text:
Everything Is Going to Be // // All Right
fg image origin:
I did a screenshot from the show
sound origin:
I recorded sound from the show
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| ?The Ghost Can't Help Himself... |
SamuraiMaster |
(1.50) |
525 |
2010-09-30 |
|
description:
StarCraft's Ghost is addicted to nuking everything in sight.
domain:
nukethecrapoutofit
site text:
I REALLY JUST WANNA // NUKE THE CRAP // OUT OF IT!
keywords:
starcraft ghost nuclear explosion wtf
fg image origin:
Nukes
sound origin:
StarCraft II Ghost
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