| ?Steven Seagal slaps a guy across a room! |
SpoonyOne |
(4.12) |
10,305 |
2006-01-12 |
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description:
Steven Seagal double-backhand slaps a dude across an entire room in "Belly of the Beast!"
domain:
seagalslap
site text:
Can // Chuck Norris // Do THIS?
keywords:
steven seagal, chuck norris, Belly of the Beast, modest mouse, float on, seagal, chuck, norris, FTW
fg image origin:
Belly of the Beast
sound origin:
Modest Mouse - Float On
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| ?Latarian Strikes Again |
amindlessidiot |
(4.09) |
10,486 |
2008-07-04 |
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description:
Starring Steven Seagal, Latarian Milton, Pacard in a dread cap, Grandma, and Ted White.
domain:
markedfordumpy
keywords:
seagal, latarian, grandma's car, epic
fg image origin:
Marked For Death + News
sound origin:
Walmark
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| ?There Ain't Nobody Upstairs! |
drew00c |
(4.05) |
10,674 |
2007-12-02 |
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description:
Steven Seagal's finest character acting ever captured on film. also, http://youtube.com/watch?v=YMu2xNBpyQc
domain:
nobodyupstairs
site text:
...YOU COULDA KILLED // SOMEBODY UPSTAIRS! //
keywords:
steven seagal, seagal, out for justice, upstairs
fg image origin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YMu2xNBpyQc
sound origin:
Out for Justice (1991)
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| ?Steven Seagal isn't impressed |
City |
(4.17) |
11,188 |
2010-03-05 |
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description:
Out for Justice (1991)
domain:
sirenwannafuckchchchhahahaha
fg image origin:
wanna fuck?
sound origin:
no ma'am
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| ?Seagal plays laser tag |
fearcondom |
(4.29) |
13,240 |
2011-06-13 |
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description:
Sometimes a man has to shoot some kids in the face to get answers
domain:
seagaltag
keywords:
steven seagal, kindergarten cop, laser, kids, class, suspense, fearcondom
fg image origin:
marked for death + kindergarten cop
sound origin:
stock
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| ?Steven Segal HAS no facial expression. |
Hibikster |
(3.64) |
16,561 |
2005-10-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
facialsegal
keywords:
Steven, Segal, Seagal, Facial, Expressions
sound origin:
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| ?Happy Holidays from Steven Seagal |
ryanmontana |
(4.40) |
43,791 |
2008-11-24 |
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description:
IMO, Steve should've added a figure four leglock to the end of this move. I guess this will do.
domain:
screaminseagal
keywords:
In the true spirit of commercialism, this site was submitted one month early.
fg image origin:
Hard To Kill + edits
sound origin:
Hard To Kill
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| ?You're as Cold as Ice |
thelieberman |
(3.24) |
73,622 |
2005-08-07 |
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description:
Woman gets killed by shard of urine with foreigner playing in the background
domain:
urcold
keywords:
woman, foreigner, professor, family, guy, metallica, gay, fuel, aqua, teen, hunger, force, steven, seagal, metal, gear, solid, urine, dead, funny, porn, boob, lindsay, lohan, brian, peppers, nigga, stole, my, bike, zombie, peter, griffin
sound origin:
Foreigner
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