?(nsfw) Introduction |
malcolmtnight |
(3.00) |
1,155 |
2022-01-28 |
description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
domain:
twapt
keywords:
moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk
fg image origin:
Photo taken in space Jan. 28. 2022
sound origin:
"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic
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?THOMPSON |
xXxGonZoX |
(1.80) |
1,156 |
2007-06-08 |
description:
ryan thompson is gonna beat you up noty gonna be him
domain:
RYATHOMPSON
keywords:
burger,king,ryan,thompson
fg image origin:
myspce
sound origin:
ytmnd
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?Thunderwing's Alternate History: Jimmy Mc... |
Thunderwing |
(2.60) |
1,155 |
2017-02-03 |
description:
A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is a mock-up of a cover for Republican Party candidate Jimmy McMillan. He actually started his own small political party, The Rent Is Too Damn High party, in 1993, and ran for numerous political offices in the state of New York and for several national U.S. offices, including the 2012 and 2016 Presidential elections. I wonder how the direction of the United States would change with such an unorthodox candidate becoming president. Anyway, enjoy!
domain:
jimmymcmillannewsweek
keywords:
jimmy mcmillan,the rent is too damn high,republican,2016 election,president,presidency,united states of america,newsweek,topix,mock-up
fg image origin:
Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator
sound origin:
ESPN
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?Willie Nelson is the MAN |
TheGravyTrain |
(2.18) |
1,158 |
2006-09-20 |
description:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5358918.stm
I want to be a folk singer when I grow up.
domain:
willieiswarmandfuzzy
site text:
// // WHOA
keywords:
never-ending gobstoppers, laffy taffy, sweetarts
fg image origin:
http://www.theind.com/photos/williestash.jpg
sound origin:
Willie Nelson - The Ghost
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?Secret Nazi Upload Site |
Banjo69 |
(2.00) |
1,165 |
2007-06-01 |
description:
Code to upload ends up being secret nazi
domain:
secretnaziupload
keywords:
Secret Nazi
fg image origin:
www.gigasize.com
sound origin:
Blumchen - Heut ist mein Tag
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?Attack of the Sprites |
mysterious-user |
(3.00) |
1,175 |
2016-12-07 |
description:
AkiraGT is a fucking loser and just keeps reposting elephant feces and raw eggs because he has nothing better to do but troll YTMND with garbage. Giving away Free Digital Movies to anyone who can make a elephant feces site being blown up or something using sprites.
domain:
destroyelephantfeces
keywords:
AkiraGT,elephant feces,free movies
fg image origin:
Elephant Feces sites suck!
sound origin:
Crash Bandicoot Remix
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?Bloggers are Mentally Unstable |
LieutenantCharisma |
(2.86) |
1,176 |
2006-04-16 |
description:
See? Proof that bloggers are mentally unstable freaks who should be rounded up and put into internment camps.
domain:
blogcannibal
keywords:
cannibal psycho blog blogger blogs
fg image origin:
CNN.com
sound origin:
Some other YTMND
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?Sonic 3 Icecrap |
Hikij |
(1.25) |
1,178 |
2006-11-06 |
description:
The guy who thought Ice Cap and Who Is It sounded alike must be drugged up, you need to speed it up for it to even sound like the song.
domain:
icecrap
site text:
For this to work, // you need to speed // up Ice Cap.
keywords:
sonic, michael, jackson, icecap, ice cap, who, is, it,
fg image origin:
Sonic Cult
sound origin:
Mixed Who Is it * 70% with Ice Cap speeded up also.
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?The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3™ |
Locke5 |
(2.78) |
1,179 |
2015-08-25 |
description:
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 is an American animated television series based on the video game Super Mario Bros. 3. It aired on NBC with Captain N: The Game Master in a programming block titled Captain N & The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 from September 8, 1990 through December 1, 1990. It is the second of the three TV shows based on the video game, with the others being The Super Mario Bros. Super Show and Super Mario World. Unlike its predecessor, this series has no live-action segments and features entirely new voice actors, with the exceptions of John Stocker and Harvey Atkin, who reprised their roles as Toad and King Koopa. DIC Entertainment produced this series while Nintendo provided the characters and power-ups. (Source:Wikipedia)
domain:
theadventuresofsupermariobros3
keywords:
The,Adventures,of ,Super,Mario,Bros.,3,Nintendo,Dic
fg image origin:
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
bg image origin:
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
sound origin:
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
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?lol pancake : |
FeuillyxJoly |
(2.50) |
1,181 |
2006-03-21 |
description:
I was making pancakes with Nagi and we made a lol pancake. o___0 Or 'pamcake' as they often end up being called. lol.
domain:
lolpamcakewtf
site text:
// // We just need a rofl waffle D:
keywords:
pancake, pamcake, lol, wtf, rofl, too much free time
fg image origin:
I took the piccer :D
sound origin:
hyarr somewheres?
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?Mnea! |
Jehde |
(3.12) |
1,185 |
2006-03-26 |
description:
Mnea (Mn-Yah) is a word invented by Jimmik from HackHalo.org, a word that can be used to spice up a sentence, indicate remorse, regret, anger, happiness, joy, excitement, basically anything. The punctucation after the word often helps determine what it me
domain:
mnea
keywords:
mnea, hackhalo
fg image origin:
MNEA.org + Photoshop
sound origin:
Newton - Streamline, loop by Jehde
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?"Carlo, you grew up in Nevada. When ... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.68) |
1,186 |
2007-09-22 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
righthandman
site text:
Carlo, you grew up in Nevada // When we make our move // there, you're gonna be
fg image origin:
uncited
sound origin:
uncited
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?The Ghost of John Frusciante vs Lex Luthor |
DarthWang |
(3.86) |
1,191 |
2015-04-27 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
haunts
keywords:
VOTE 5,Also Lex Luthor is now a Ghostbuster for some reason
fg image origin:
The Ghost of John Frusciante becoming overconfident due to believing that he cannot be shot up
sound origin:
Lex Luthor disproving the Ghost of John Frusciante's claim
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?Homer Goes Beserk |
ddt502 |
(3.67) |
1,194 |
2006-02-02 |
description:
you may need to turn up the volume. if anyone can help me sync this up, it'll be greatly appreciated.
domain:
homergoesbeserk
sound origin:
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?Criminal |
DoomBass |
(2.00) |
1,198 |
2007-06-08 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
laworb
keywords:
Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for
those terms you will be.
fg image origin:
My computer
sound origin:
Your computer
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?11-30-10 Nevar Forget |
riccomario96 |
(1.71) |
1,199 |
2010-12-18 |
description:
It was a regular day on 4chan, yes it was. Pornography and racism strewn about on /b/, nothing unusual. Then moot made the fateful decision...to make /b/ a War zone. Moot made the title or /b/ to "PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI." "Anonymous" in the name field changed to "PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI," and so did every post.
/b/Tards had given up on trying, and so they took refuge on /x/. Together, they suffered a loss to their hometown. They spoke of moving to 4chan's high cousin 420chan temporarily if the problem moves to /x/. Doomsayers of /b/ were saying it was the end. While this was going on, /b/tards were pissed at moot for being more of a faggot than usual.
Finally, a glimmer of light through the Flan-filled /b/ to find that the "PUDDI" bullshit has been taken down. The nightmare had ended, and /b/ resumed to be the lovable racist, porn filled imageboard it had been once before. Bu the memories still forever haunt /b/, as PUDDI will go down as the most faggerydaggerydoo thing moot has ever done. EVAR!
domain:
puddibullshit
site text:
// // 11-30-10 Nevar Forget
keywords:
4chan /b/ ugh PUDDI clusterfuck disaster moot
fg image origin:
A guy from YTMND, I used his photo. I'm sure he won't mind.
sound origin:
MP3Raid
It worked!
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?Allstate is outrageous... |
RiVenoX |
(2.80) |
1,200 |
2007-03-29 |
description:
Was looking up a phone number, and i saw that banner... and being the YTMND whore that i am, i immediately hit print screen, and posted this...
domain:
allstateoutrageous
site text:
The funny part is // the glasses were // already there...
fg image origin:
Banner Ad
sound origin:
Freezepop - Jem
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?Gandalf is a []D [] []V[] []D |
stevie2wheeler |
(1.50) |
1,200 |
2005-10-22 |
description:
gandalf is a pimp!
domain:
gandalfpimp
site text:
// Gandalf be pimpin // it up, holmes!!!
keywords:
gandalf, pimp
sound origin:
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?BREAKING NEWS FROM THE NCAA TOURNA... |
SausageKing |
(2.71) |
1,212 |
2008-03-21 |
description:
Enter a brief description of your site or any other optional information
you choose. Links will automatically be parsed. 1000 character limit.
domain:
ncaa2008
site text:
Adam Morrison // is still // a fag
keywords:
Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for
those terms you will be.
fg image origin:
cell phone
sound origin:
Nirvana
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?Google Ads can be fucked up sometimes |
Connor12345 |
(1.10) |
1,216 |
2008-04-10 |
description:
heh. (FINALLY I GET TO KNOW THE SAUCE OF THE FRICKEN SOLO)
domain:
googleadsfuxxored
keywords:
heh
fg image origin:
Screenshot
sound origin:
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames
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?No Child Left behind |
psychedelicowboy |
(1.67) |
1,218 |
2006-02-11 |
description:
Thanks for filling up the schools with people that should be hauling our trash.
domain:
nochildleftbehind
site text:
Evan Faleyoors // r // Winnerz!
keywords:
lame, stupid, Bush, Brian Peppers, pwned, no, child, left, behind
fg image origin:
The Wide World of Web
sound origin:
Alec Trebeck's nightmares
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?Static Shock |
Wesyeed |
(2.40) |
1,220 |
2014-07-13 |
description:
Heres more stuff from the static shock project I'm bulldozing through at this time. Ya can't keep a good scientist down and thusly I'm still hacking away at this project. For reasons I can only assume is that no one else will. There simply aren't any black super heros being made in the media at all. So I'm a lone gunman here, going up against the big white world we live in... but this is what I do. Been doing it since I was a kid, and I still enjoy it.
domain:
staticshocking
keywords:
ass,titties,fuck,porn,boobs
fg image origin:
asS booty butt cheeks
bg image origin:
fucking cock licker
sound origin:
dick asS fuck
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?So I wanted to make a YTMND now that the site is ... |
DarthWang |
(4.52) |
1,230 |
2020-03-31 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
lethargy
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
One of the many animated gifs I have stored up on my PC and yet had no use for during the time that YTMND was down
bg image origin:
Yet another of the many animated gifs that I collected over the past year for no reason as I didn't expect YTMND to ever actually be up and running again
sound origin:
One of the many songs I collected that I never intended to use in a YTMND because I thought there would never be any new YTMNDs made
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?gangsta! |
SuckaMC |
(2.00) |
1,232 |
2005-11-21 |
description:
testing ytmnd, it appears to be all f*cked up at the moment
domain:
testingthisshit
keywords:
boobs, porn, sex, hentai, death, anime, boobies
sound origin:
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?Cheat it up lover! |
trekkster |
(1.00) |
1,234 |
2006-09-08 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
cheatituploverr
site text:
Cheat em up fagget! // -Love1G(HAHAHA, wanna be)r- // Bitch.
sound origin:
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?Lazytown: Photoshop happend |
ptkfgsmaster2maryo |
(3.29) |
1,237 |
2007-06-19 |
description:
loolo,ol0ool
domain:
toshophappend
site text:
llolooloolooooloolol // pedo // its lazytown4 cock lololo9oloolo
keywords:
Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for
those terms you will be.
fg image origin:
http://goforitsteph.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
http://goforitsteph.ytmnd.com/
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?(nsfw) 300TMND:That's Racist Out a Face ... |
ptkfgsmaster2maryo |
(1.86) |
1,237 |
2007-06-19 |
description:
a brief description of your site or any other optional information
you choose. Links will automatically be parsed. 1000 character limit.
domain:
loolololloololooolollollooloollolllo
site text:
// // loolololloololooolollollooloollo
keywords:
Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for
those terms you will be.
fg image origin:
Citing sources is now required for all assets. If you don't reme
sound origin:
where you got this image see how other people cited this image
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?All About Your Base Remix |
XMajor7 |
(3.67) |
1,240 |
2017-08-04 |
description:
[code]INTRO: In 2101, war was beginning...
What happen?
Someone set us up the bomb. We get signal.
What?
Main screen turn on...
Because you know I'm all about your base,
'Bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, ha ha haaa
Yeah it's pretty clear, someone set us up the bomb
But we get signal, signal like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that move Zig that all the boys chase
All the right bomb in the wave of destruction
I see the main screen turn on, working that Photoshop
We know that shit ain't real
Someone set us up the bomb
If you got move Zig just raise 'em up
'Cause you know what you doing take off every Zig
Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
She says, you have no chance to survive make your time
You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along
What you say?
Because you know I'm all about your base,
'Bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base
I'm bringin' destruction back
Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey
No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat,
But I'm here to tell ya
You have no chance to survive make your time
Yeah, my momma she told me you are on the wave of destruction
She says, move Zig move Zig
You know what you doing take off every Zig
You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll,
What you say?
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along
It's you!
How are you gentlemen?
Ha! Ha! HAAAAAA!
Because you know I'm all about that bass,
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base
Because you know I'm all about that base,
'Bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base
Because you know I'm all about that base,
'Bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base
[/code]
domain:
aaybr
keywords:
meghan trainor,all about your base,remix,all your base,all your base are belong to us,move zig,set us up the bomb
fg image origin:
nonsense
bg image origin:
easychair + edit
sound origin:
dat base
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?James brown is dead full song (Sorry for the low v... |
StarvingBum |
(1.95) |
1,241 |
2006-04-01 |
description:
Sorry for the low volume, just turn it up and it will be fine
domain:
jamesbrownfullsong
sound origin:
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?DONT LEAD WHEN YOU PISS |
samuryan |
(3.00) |
1,247 |
2006-09-08 |
description:
nizzle in the toilet/READ THE DAMN KEYWORDS WE TRIED IT LIKE FIVE TIMES
f*ck
domain:
leadingpiss
site text:
// // LOOK AT OUR KEYWORDS
keywords:
ROCKETS ARE FUN TO THROW IN THE TOILET WHILE I GO TO THE BATHRROM I TRY TO KEEP DOOR OPEN IF I CAN CAUSE ITS FSIO MUCH FUN TO BLOW UP THE TOILET WITH MY PEN15, sh*t where is the soap, what are the signs that a woman might be in a sexual relationship with
fg image origin:
knjcfhbzhijbBHKNSAKJHDKLHAGSKDHLJKASHDLKAS
sound origin:
GOOGLE THAT BITCH
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