?We're takin this bitch to MEXICO! |
dascoot |
(3.76) |
41,807 |
2007-05-11 |
description:
Join me for an unforgettable weekend in Tijuana where I will apply way too much makeup, get thoroughly sauced and hit on high school boys.
domain:
puddlejumper
keywords:
it's just a short flight past some wheat fields and probably some burros or mud huts or something
fg image origin:
home movie of my bitchin puddle jumper
sound origin:
Nelly Furtado - Maneater
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?(nsfw) lol, furry |
phils314 |
(3.99) |
34,017 |
2006-07-11 |
description:
Just so nobody gets pissed, the art credit goes to Foxxfire. And yes, that's yiff pr0n. I thought it was funny, but I don't expect a lot of high votes on this one. >_>
domain:
lolfurry
keywords:
lol, furry, yiff, yiffy, pron, running in the 90s, lol furry, lol internet
fg image origin:
Foxxfire + Photoshop
sound origin:
Max Coveri - Running in the Nineties
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?Die Hard 1 shows its age (I wish it were 1988) |
CosmosTheMouse |
(4.57) |
28,362 |
2007-05-20 |
description:
Sgt. Al Powell checks out the Nakatomi building... and we all notice the sad reality of today's high gas prices. Don't we wish it were 1988 when getting gas....
domain:
DieHardGasPrices
keywords:
Die Hard Gas Prices
fg image origin:
Die Hard
sound origin:
Ripped from Die Hard
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?Black Mario Brothas |
bbf2 |
(3.99) |
24,856 |
2005-08-14 |
description:
word yo
domain:
gangstamario
site text:
Our 'shrooms will // get you hella high //
keywords:
mario, super mario brothers, rap, black, mario brothas, brothas, gangsta, gangsta mario, luigi, wario, rapper, black mario,
sound origin:
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?Science just got Pwned |
Sylvester |
(4.25) |
24,767 |
2006-03-15 |
description:
for those of you who dont get it, hard water is a "scientific" term for water with a high amount of minerals and crap in it.
domain:
sciencehardwater
keywords:
science just got pwned, science,water, hard water, chemistry, pwned, worksheets,
fg image origin:
my science class worksheet
sound origin:
ytmnd
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?BudJoint.com |
MurdarMachene |
(4.10) |
13,590 |
2008-01-29 |
description:
BudJoint.com is a site with legal free weed xxx anal blowjob cumshot 50cent illegal movie warez downloads the matrix
domain:
BudJoint
site text:
Get High // // For Twenty
keywords:
BudJoint.com
fg image origin:
BudJoint.com
sound origin:
BudJoint.com
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?my title was too long so i put it in the description |
mattdh12 |
(3.89) |
13,394 |
2007-05-06 |
description:
cosbeq goes on deal or no deal but he opens a motivational case opening domino and gets him motivated to win but the domino starts at the high prices and goes to the low prices so he is screwed over but says no deal anyway because he confused the show wit
domain:
ihadtoputthekeywordshere
keywords:
theres, not, enough, space, for, my, description, so, i, put, it, here
fg image origin:
deal or no deal special cosbeq edition
sound origin:
deal or no deal sepciecal cosbeq edition
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?Dont get High and play Counter Strike |
lewsercore |
(3.85) |
12,242 |
2005-12-08 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
SmokingandCounterStrike
site text:
// Because I Got High //
keywords:
weed,smoke,counter strike,because i got high,high
sound origin:
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?20's Jazz Is Creepy |
dawahinshallah |
(4.01) |
11,962 |
2006-12-22 |
description:
Sometimes you just misconstrue what they're trying to say. Thought this movie'd get the point across. Music by the High Hatters.
Check out Radio Dismuke!
domain:
twentiesjazziscreepy
site text:
Wherever you go. // Whatever you do. //
keywords:
cape, fear, robert, mitchum, gregory, peck, following, you, jazz, twenties, creepy
fg image origin:
Cape Fear
sound origin:
High Hatters - I'm Following You
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?Stevie Wonder's 'Bout ta Get High |
drew00c |
(3.81) |
11,170 |
2007-07-30 |
description:
Stevie always rolls a blunt before the opening song.
domain:
steviewonderhigh
keywords:
stevie wonder, blunt, marijuana, joint, bootsy collins
fg image origin:
Stevie sings for the camera!
sound origin:
Bootsy Collins - I'd Rather Be With You
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?Bill Cosby Loves Drugs |
Shitman |
(2.73) |
10,852 |
2004-05-01 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
cosbyondrugs
site text:
Let's // Get // High!!!!!
sound origin:
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?Guitar Center's stock explodes! |
rushnerd |
(3.68) |
10,686 |
2007-08-01 |
description:
At these prices, who wouldn't get high!...on the savings, of course.
domain:
freeacid
keywords:
acid,drugs,guitar,ad,promo,software,free
fg image origin:
Guitar Center catalog
sound origin:
Sanford and Son
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?WEED . Towlie from Southpark gets high |
crapsticks |
(2.71) |
10,408 |
2005-06-07 |
description:
towlie smoking weed
domain:
towliesmokin
keywords:
smoke, weed, marijuana, high
fg image origin:
self
sound origin:
self
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?b-coz.ytmnd.com |
Famery-Gai |
(4.12) |
8,922 |
2011-02-16 |
description:
bihl coast-bobby learns how to AOL but then marty mcfly happens
domain:
just-because
keywords:
ardy/ytmnd!com
fg image origin:
One time I went over to ardy's house, but he was high and crack and answered the door naked. He then chased me down the street screaming racial obscenities with foam coming out of his mouth while throwing raw hotdogs at my back. I turned around for a brief second to get a look at his noods and a wet hotdog hit me in the eye giving me a severe infection.
sound origin:
heh
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?(nsfw) Blowjob high score |
fakie46 |
(3.67) |
8,746 |
2007-01-24 |
description:
pimp smacking n*gg*r gets high score.
domain:
bjhighscore
keywords:
blowjob, score, high score, n*gg*r combo
sound origin:
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?Picard, Data & Worf get high |
Ginsain |
(4.37) |
8,227 |
2014-09-13 |
description:
S T O N E D
domain:
hightimes
keywords:
TNG,High,Picard,Data,Worf
fg image origin:
TNG
bg image origin:
Picard Shotgun
sound origin:
TNG
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?Emma and Steph |
braxton |
(3.89) |
7,763 |
2009-07-25 |
description:
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
domain:
emmavssteph
keywords:
lowbrow,pedo,site
fg image origin:
you are getting old these bitches are legal
sound origin:
better find some new kids show to jerk it to
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?BunkMatch.Com |
jui340awet665 |
(3.00) |
7,551 |
2011-09-08 |
description:
Have you ever known someone who had a horrible freshman year roommate? Maybe he practiced Black Out Tuesday and Wasted Wednesday, or maybe he yelled at his overseas clanmates playing World of Warcraft 24/7. Well whatever the case, we're here to make sure that doesn't happen to you. Here at BunkMatch.com, we take the profiles of high school seniors and pair them with the roommate of their dreams. We'll make sure that special person is the one you go to the dining hall with everyday, and the one you can confide in about your failed orgo exam and failed romantic encounters. We'll make sure that's the person who will be there for you when you get an A- instead of an A, and when you don't get that prized internship at Bain&Company. But most importantly, we'll make sure you don't get raped.
domain:
bunkmatch
keywords:
bunk,match,bunkmatch,,college,roommate,freshman,high school seniors,don't get raped
fg image origin:
Word art
bg image origin:
Stock
sound origin:
Self-recorded
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?WEED SMOKER JOKES™ |
MurdarMachene |
(4.09) |
7,470 |
2008-04-21 |
description:
man I used to take dong rips it's when I pack the weed into my friend's *ss and smoke his dick, gets me so high
domain:
weedjoker
keywords:
awesome, bong, pot, joke
fg image origin:
wunny feed joke (bongdong.com)
sound origin:
funny pot sound (me hitting the bong lol!) (holy shit man this
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?The cure for EMOs |
Monikku |
(3.78) |
6,895 |
2006-03-16 |
description:
Yep, the only way you can get cured from EMO is if you get shot by the Care Beam. However you might have a high chance of DYING from it.
domain:
EmoCareBearBeam
site text:
The Care BEAM! // //
keywords:
EMO, Care Bear, Care Bears, Care, Bear, Bears, Beam, Blast, Shot, Pwned, Owned, Cure, Cured, Dead
fg image origin:
I dont know
sound origin:
Care Bears
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?(nsfw) Quagmire's Front Pocket |
glooorg |
(3.64) |
6,375 |
2005-09-20 |
description:
Quagmire and his car keys. No creativity whatsoever. dont expect to get a high rating.
domain:
QuagmireFP
keywords:
quagmire, south park, family guy, giggidy, giggity
fg image origin:
Family Guy
sound origin:
South Park
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? Lazytown 15th Audition (Search for a new Stepha... |
BoredJedi |
(4.04) |
6,206 |
2007-12-19 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
lazytown15thaudition
keywords:
towelie, south park, do you wanna get high?
fg image origin:
Lazytown/towelie (south park)
sound origin:
Gorillaz - Feel Good (Freeform Five Remix)
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?Dave Chapelle gets a haircut |
Karmapolice |
(3.94) |
5,808 |
2006-07-21 |
description:
Dave Chapelle gets a haircut while high.
domain:
penisbarber
site text:
A big penis // was cutting my hair //
keywords:
dave,chapelle,penis,barber,haircut
fg image origin:
Google, Dave Chapelle, dildo
sound origin:
Dave Chapelle
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?Boromir Seems Upset |
Kayne |
(3.83) |
5,758 |
2006-06-05 |
description:
Corny sh*t I made for fun. I don't expect it to get a high rating :P
domain:
littleones
site text:
*They* took them. // //
keywords:
boromir, little ones, lotr
fg image origin:
Google + editing to take out a rack
sound origin:
LOTR + editing
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?Brick Tamland Gets a 360 Achievement |
fpsjake |
(3.15) |
5,539 |
2007-02-04 |
description:
Brick Tamland gets a highly coveted achievement in the Xbox 360 classic - Anchorman: The Game!
domain:
brick360
keywords:
xbox, 360, anchorman, brick, tamland, achievement, trident, will, ferrel, points
fg image origin:
Internets
sound origin:
Epic Maneuver YTMND's
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?do you like the techno? |
nazgulnarsil |
(3.63) |
5,485 |
2005-06-23 |
description:
the site listed in song origin has the song, "beneath a steel sky"
domain:
iliektehtechno
site text:
let us get high // and play with glow sticks // (>-_-)>
fg image origin:
http://seizureravelol.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
http://www.soundclick.com/pro/default.cfm?BandID=92339&content=m
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?Meth user gets advice for knocking up his sister (ED... |
stopthatnun |
(3.75) |
5,375 |
2006-03-16 |
description:
Some dude impregnated his sister after getting high on Meth. I gave him a solution.
Edit -- GIF complete! Enjoy!
domain:
pregsistersolution
keywords:
push it to the limit, safety not guaranteed, time traveler, razor, gator, nazi, secret, forest, milton, stapler, meth, stole, bike, ptkfgs, punch the keys for god's sake
fg image origin:
Ripped from Pregnancy.org (thanks catlover2002 for finding the o
sound origin:
Popcorn
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?TEEN BUZZ |
madmadcows |
(3.44) |
5,335 |
2006-06-12 |
description:
"A high-pitched alarm which cannot be heard by adults has been hijacked by schoolchildren to create ringtones so they can get away with using phones in class."
domain:
teenbuzz
site text:
This mp3 can only be heard // by ages 8-16. // It sounds like hell to teens!
fg image origin:
see description and comment!
sound origin:
see description and comment!
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?Ness and friends fight on... |
loserkage |
(3.93) |
5,324 |
2005-10-13 |
description:
ness and his buddys get high and then go find hippys to smash their skulls with baseball bats and bottle rockets.
domain:
killthehippies
keywords:
earthbound, nintendo, ness, kill all hippies
fg image origin:
http://www5c.biglobe.ne.jp/%7Ekurekure/oebi/retro/mother.html
sound origin:
Earthbound SNES Threed
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?SpaceAdventures™ 5 |
MurdarMachene |
(4.22) |
5,243 |
2006-11-07 |
description:
domain:
SpaceAdventures5
keywords:
fg image origin:
sound origin:
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