| ?The Ultimate Bedside Surprise |
LocutusOfBorg |
(4.60) |
441,822 |
2006-06-12 |
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description:
How it would actually happen in real life. Chances are high that the deranged serial killer behind the mask would stab you in the eyeball with a needle a few seconds later.
domain:
bedsidesurprise
keywords:
wake up, dream within a dream, wake up to, bedside surprise, ultimate surprise
fg image origin:
Prince of Darkness, dreamwithinadreamwithinadream.ytmnd.com, goo
sound origin:
prince of darkness
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| ?(nsfw) The Return of the Late-nite Boobie Attack |
filmcans |
(4.40) |
108,896 |
2006-06-21 |
|
description:
Boobs to wake you up...again.
domain:
boobswakeyouupagain
site text:
visual // coffee! //
keywords:
boobs, tits, breasts, wake up, sequel
fg image origin:
http://www.porn613.com
sound origin:
MPF/Fantastic Plastic Machine
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| ?Nintendoolander *New Music* |
Evilbeaver |
(4.14) |
61,294 |
2007-07-25 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
nintendoolander
keywords:
Zoolander,Nintendo,Nintendoolander,Miyamoto,Iwata,Yamauchi,Reggie,jitter bug,jeep,Shigeru
fg image origin:
http://kotaku.com/commenter/schweino/
sound origin:
Wake me up before you Go-Go-Zoolander
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| ?US Little Bird Wakes Up Snipers In Baghdad |
rawr |
(4.35) |
60,760 |
2006-08-29 |
|
description:
Found this in a military montage video. Most epic and amazing manuver I've ever seen. The 2 buzzed are what seem to be Blackwater guys. Assume the others are just special force or something. Don't be a dick and bring up arguments about iraq and politics a
domain:
landoniraqsnipers
keywords:
Helicopter, Pwnt, Iraq, Flipoff
fg image origin:
http://www.filecabi.net/video/unbreak29.html
sound origin:
Stripes Theme
|
| ?This guy just fell asleep in the middle of a halo matc... |
cloudy01 |
(3.87) |
56,303 |
2005-06-17 |
|
description:
Capn Slapaho falls asleep right in the middle of a halo match... the players find it funny
domain:
fallasleepinhalo
site text:
// Capn Slapaho... // WAKE UP!!
keywords:
halo,sleep,zzz,wake,xbox,xboxlive,xbox live,xbox360,xbox 360,microsoft,chief,masterchief,master chief,cortana,wort
sound origin:
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| ?Death metal: Translation |
ivannio |
(4.23) |
45,035 |
2006-09-11 |
|
description:
Some xcore song, translated from uggggggggggggggggggggg, to real words!
domain:
hxgay
keywords:
gay,hxc,retard,dance,fag,chaced,through,the,woods,lol
fg image origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBSX0XDSVI + edits.
sound origin:
Waking the Cadaver - Chased through the woods.
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| ?The ongoing WOW |
shiut |
(2.39) |
41,342 |
2006-02-12 |
|
description:
right now
domain:
tow
site text:
THE ONGOING // WOW // IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
keywords:
waking life, philosophy, positive, idealist, moment, right now, wow, joy
fg image origin:
waking life
sound origin:
waking life
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| ?7am, waking up in the morning |
EvianEightball |
(4.50) |
41,310 |
2011-03-20 |
|
description:
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
domain:
Gottabefreshgottagodownstairs
keywords:
Rebecca Black, black, friday,
fg image origin:
Rebecca Black - Friday
sound origin:
Rebecca Black - Friday & that friday feeling
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| ?Wake up with the... WTF?!?!?! |
badboybadd |
(3.79) |
37,190 |
2005-12-13 |
|
description:
Dave Thomas is unfrozen, and unforgiving!
domain:
bkdave
keywords:
Dave, Dave Thomas, Wendys, King, lolwtfbbq
fg image origin:
me
sound origin:
benasi
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| ?Where No Man Has Gone Before |
jaysunli |
(4.13) |
33,113 |
2006-06-29 |
|
description:
Picard Wakes up wit the king!
domain:
picardboldly
keywords:
Jean Luc Picard , Picard, Burger King, The King, Star Trek, The Next Generation
fg image origin:
TNG 6x15 - Tapestry
sound origin:
TNG 6x15 - Tapestry
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| ?Jon is schizophrenic without Garfield |
Pyre |
(4.34) |
32,748 |
2006-05-03 |
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description:
Blah blah blah [generic crap] blah
domain:
nogarfield
keywords:
Jon, Garfield is a sucky excuse for a strip, schizophrenia, anadiplosis
fg image origin:
4chan + my edit
sound origin:
The Flashbulb - Lawn Wake IV (Black) @0.8 speed
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| ?Wake up, Neo |
Improviser |
(4.29) |
32,258 |
2007-06-03 |
|
description:
so I herd u liek mudkips
domain:
wakeupneo
keywords:
mudkips, mudkipz
fg image origin:
Matrix
sound origin:
Matrix
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| ?(nsfw) Whoa! She's Going To Eat Pizza! |
Bendilin |
(4.04) |
30,177 |
2007-06-04 |
|
description:
Can I try to revive a shortly lived fad by adding something a little new ( and tits! ), or will it burn like this woman's mouth when she wakes up the next morning with an STD? D:
domain:
shesgonnaeatpizza
keywords:
pizza, vengaboys, spider-man, hentai
fg image origin:
Hentai game, Googled pizza slice
sound origin:
Vengaboys, Spider-man 2
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| ?OBEY the KING! v3 (refresh) |
wWooDd |
(3.91) |
27,532 |
2005-08-05 |
|
description:
The King gets very upset if you disobey...
domain:
obeyking2
site text:
OBEY // // THE KING
keywords:
King, Burger King, McDonald, laser, lazer, no, obey, disobey, yes, no, agree, disagree, kaga, iron chef; picard; hentai; pron; peppers; brian; tiger; game; conan
fg image origin:
Wake Up With the King!
sound origin:
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| ?WAKE UP! |
alholm2000 |
(3.70) |
25,138 |
2006-01-16 |
|
description:
Dew army, I guess?
domain:
wakeupnow
site text:
// WAKE UP! //
keywords:
wake up rage against the machine dew army
fg image origin:
found it
sound origin:
Rage Against the Machine - Wake Up
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| ?Welcome to Costco. I love you. |
KOOKYMANG |
(3.96) |
23,260 |
2007-01-10 |
|
description:
This is from Mike Judge's hilarious movie Idiocracy, about a man who wakes up 500 years in the future, and everyone is a total idiot. This was going to be in theaters, but Fox pussied out because they were scared.
It came out on DVD yesterday.
Go g
domain:
costcolovesyou
site text:
Welcome to Costco. // I love you. //
keywords:
costco,mike,judge,idiocracy,office,space
fg image origin:
Idiocracy
sound origin:
Idiocracy
|
| ?The Real King |
popeyerpr |
(3.90) |
22,855 |
2005-07-17 |
|
description:
'The King'... Without the burgers
domain:
TheRealKing
site text:
// You wont wake up // with this king..
keywords:
Burger king, the king, duke, drama, the duke, b-duke, Evil king, Therion,
fg image origin:
http://www.greatscottprod.com/demos/b-duke.html
sound origin:
Therion - Sirius B - 02 Son Of The Sun
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| ?Wake up with Peppers |
SgtGrumbles |
(3.78) |
21,335 |
2005-08-23 |
|
description:
:'(
domain:
wakeuppepper
keywords:
brian peppers,peppers,brian,burgerking,burger king,lol,yikes,creepy,crono trigger,music
fg image origin:
bk commercial and brian combined
sound origin:
crono trigger
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| ?Tik Tok by Moon Man & the gang |
BigX |
(3.77) |
17,394 |
2012-02-29 |
|
description:
Moon Man gets his posse from the various mooniverses together for another cover, this time Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
Props to moonmanfan for the idea and farkle for help with the lyrics.
--------
Wake up in the morning feeling like Mike Richards,
Grab my noose, I'm out the door, I'm gonna lynch some niggers,
Before I leave, kick your cat, into a pile of tacks,
Then I'm gonna kill your grandma just so you pay inheritance tax.
Then he'll set fire to KFC, C.
And the N AA C P, P.
He's doing arsony, ny.
Milf-raping, using lava as lube, lube,
Sawing off your mother's boob, boob,
Making a vat of boiled nigger soup...
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every nigger jew and spic.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every afro wearing bitch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Well Pube Muppet is my bitch, and I'm his puppeteer,
and Sun Man's picking cotton, while Klown Face is acting queer.
Now Audrina's begging for a turn to blow my moon trumpet,
but I'm busy baking Charles' family into a crumpet.
I'm always violating civil rights, rights,
Creating a world for whites, whites,
Bitches downvote my sites, sites.
Now, now we go til max kicks us out, out,
Or til SOPA shuts it down, down,
SOPA shuts it down, down,
SOPA shut it....down.
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every, one whose name is Mitch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Some Mexicans under a bridge,
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh ol ololol oh! Oh, olololol oh!
Moon Man,
He steals your socks,
He rapes your hamster,
With his Moon Cock,
He can cure cancer.
I'll put into,
your mother's cunt,
a shopping cart,
full of angry panthers.
Moon Man,
He makes commercials,
And kills Afghanis,
If you're not careful,
He'll replace your granny.
He calls you gay,
On Groundhog Day,
And then I'll say KKKKKK!
Now the torture don't stop 'til your mother gives in,
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Your mom with an AIDs filled syringe.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, if you flinch,
He will give your nipples a pinch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
domain:
tikkktokkk
keywords:
moon man,moonman,kesha,tik tok,tick tock,kkk,join the moon kkkrew today,mcdonald's,mac tonight
fg image origin:
Ke$ha
bg image origin:
McDonalds, Ke$ha, and obscene editing
sound origin:
The multi-mooniverse
|
| ?wake up, mother! i made you tea! |
fourest |
(4.55) |
17,387 |
2011-12-21 |
|
description:
i made you tea...drink your tea! wake up, mother!
domain:
crueltea
fg image origin:
don't go in the house
sound origin:
don't go in the house, cruel hand - dead weight
|
| ?Late-nite Boobie Attack! |
filmcans |
(3.80) |
15,114 |
2006-06-11 |
|
description:
Bouncing breasts to refresh and energize.
domain:
boobswakeyouup
site text:
Time // to // wake up!!!
keywords:
breasts, bounce, wake up, fantastic plastic machine
fg image origin:
Stolen from somebody's myspace
sound origin:
MPF/Fantastic Plastic Machine
|
| ?LazyTown: Sportacus Works It. |
ooozmin |
(4.06) |
14,973 |
2006-10-13 |
|
description:
Sportacus from LazyTown works it!
domain:
workitsporty
keywords:
LazyTown,Sportacus,Dancing,Works it,Daft Punk,ooozmin
fg image origin:
LazyTown - Wake Up
sound origin:
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
|
| ?What is Waking Life? |
MasterSitsu |
(4.08) |
14,590 |
2005-09-18 |
|
description:
i dont care what stage this fad is in, I just needed to do this. if you don't know what Waking Life is, visit the imdb or your local video store.
domain:
whatiswakinglife
keywords:
what is love, waking life, fad, roxbury guys, snl
fg image origin:
edit by me
sound origin:
Haddaway - What is Love
|
| ?Alarm Klok |
DrWario87 |
(3.98) |
14,086 |
2007-01-22 |
|
description:
Wake up the right way with the Dethklok alarm clock.
domain:
alarmklok
keywords:
alarm, klok, clock, dethklok, metalocalypse, mustakrakish, nathan explosion
fg image origin:
Atomic Alarm Clock+ Nathan Explosion
sound origin:
Awaken Mustakrakish(edited)
|
| ?The GAYTMND Alarm Clock |
syncan |
(4.29) |
13,631 |
2007-01-21 |
|
description:
This clock is looking faaabulous!
domain:
gayalarmclock
keywords:
gaytmnd, alarm, clock, Wham!
fg image origin:
various w/ edits
sound origin:
Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
|
| ?Mystery song wakes Patrick Duffy |
SpongyEvil |
(4.03) |
13,368 |
2006-05-23 |
|
description:
The mystery song from http://demonexterminator.ytmnd.com/ even wakes up the mighty Patrick Duffy! Spread the word! Find out what the hell this song is!
domain:
songwakeduffy
keywords:
Patrick, Duffy, mystery, wake
fg image origin:
The mighty interweb
sound origin:
http://demonexterminator.ytmnd.com/
|
| ?Hank Hill - That's a hell of a weird sound |
bryan878787 |
(3.88) |
13,261 |
2005-08-29 |
|
description:
Hank Hill making a weird sound.
domain:
wellah
site text:
Well Ah // Hahullahuaha //
keywords:
Weird Sound, Hank, Hank Hill, King of the Hill, well ah, What, Hank, Hank Hill, King of the Hill, hentai, harry potter, homer, bart, marge, lisa, maggie, the simpsons, bobby hill, peggy hill, luanne, hell, boobs, sonic, gonna, wake up, artie, party, darth
sound origin:
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| ?Go Tifa & Cloud! Advent Children not for child... |
sirscutter |
(2.75) |
13,007 |
2005-09-26 |
|
description:
cloud wakes up to tifa!
domain:
tifasleeping
site text:
That's right Cloud, // "Rest Up" //
keywords:
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children FF7 Cloud Tifa Sexy
fg image origin:
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
sound origin:
My personal remake of Nobou's sleeping track for FF7
|
| ?(nsfw) Starbucks' New Slogan |
KTE |
(3.66) |
12,832 |
2006-04-10 |
|
description:
My other Starbucks YTMND http://starbucksmenu.ytmnd.com/
domain:
starbucksnewslogan
site text:
Wake The Fuck Up // And Smell The // Maple-Nut Crunch!
keywords:
Starbucks, Denis Leary
sound origin:
Denis Leary
|
| ?Marty wakes up George |
Improviser |
(3.98) |
12,630 |
2006-09-21 |
|
description:
Bolton, Wesley Willis, Aqua, Brian Blessed, Dion, Florence Foster Jenkins, NKOTB, Hasslehoff, Kenny G
domain:
badmusic
fg image origin:
Back to the Future
sound origin:
various
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