?Reservoir Gay Niggaz |
DarthWang |
(3.85) |
3,021 |
2016-09-24 |
description:
Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job.
After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga.
Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him.
When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded.
Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.
domain:
reservoirs
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Reservoir Gay Niggaz, Aight?
sound origin:
By Chadton BALLINtino
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?Lazytown: Puppet Friendly |
Zafa |
(3.79) |
3,020 |
2007-07-28 |
description:
Woah, Ziggy is a puppet and hes holding a puppet, so that's a puppet's puppet. Would that make it a real puppet?
domain:
puppetfriendly
keywords:
Ziggy, Puppet, Lazytown
fg image origin:
Lazytown
sound origin:
Weird Al - Trigger Happy
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?Stupid Ad |
Radnsmash |
(3.21) |
3,015 |
2006-09-16 |
description:
some dumb ad i came across with some guy holding fake money
domain:
stupidmoneyad
keywords:
fake money,ad,
fg image origin:
internet
sound origin:
benny hill
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?HOLD ON BRET!!!! (RIP Stu Hart) |
ashmeister |
(3.00) |
3,014 |
2005-08-08 |
description:
RIP Stu Hart
domain:
everybodyharts
site text:
HOLD ON! // HOLD ON1!!1 //
keywords:
bret, stu, hart, bret hart, stu hart, bret and stu hart, REM, harts, everybody hurts, WWE, michael stipe, works it
sound origin:
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?Ron Paul's record. |
gamekid |
(3.74) |
3,013 |
2007-12-23 |
description:
Me, I'm voting for Rohn Paula.
domain:
policy
site text:
I VOTE // AGAINST // EVERYTHING
keywords:
unfair edit,You can hold down the V button for continuous appropriating.
fg image origin:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/22378869#22378869
sound origin:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/22378869#22378869
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?Holding Hands |
FartHack |
(3.82) |
3,003 |
2006-08-20 |
description:
A distubing picture.
domain:
CreepyBathroomPicture
site text:
OMG! I hope // That's his Hand // He's Holding
keywords:
Hand, Bathroom, Creepy, Man, Child, Men
sound origin:
Raymond Scott-Memories
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?Hold On... |
cactuarenigma |
(2.06) |
2,984 |
2006-03-26 |
description:
Alan Cumming, get it? Haha... whatever f*ck you guys.
domain:
cumming
site text:
...I'm Cumming // //
keywords:
hold, on, i'm, im, coming, alan, cumming, alan cumming, hold on i'm coming, hold on im coming, hold on i'm cumming, hold on im cumming, hold on i'm alan cumming, hold on im alan cumming, sam, &, and, dave, sam & dave, sam and dave, dew army, is this dew a
fg image origin:
Alan Cumming
sound origin:
Sam & Dave - Hold On, I'm Coming
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?F-Tard Mario |
maetflaps |
(3.38) |
2,974 |
2006-12-29 |
description:
I can't hold a pencil and my hand looks decreped and I can't draw or read for jack.
domain:
icantholdapencil
keywords:
mario, f-tard, i, can't, hold, a, pencil, drawing, porn, decreped, jack, meatflaps, cow
fg image origin:
I can't hold a pencil
sound origin:
Stolen
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?Tusken Wallace |
dasmoose |
(3.97) |
2,974 |
2007-11-26 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
tuskenwallace
keywords:
william wallace, braveheart, hold, star wars, tusken raider
fg image origin:
http://tuskenraiders.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
star wars, HOLD
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?YTMND on Hold |
gendark01 |
(4.63) |
2,970 |
2016-05-04 |
description:
On hold waiting for 25min, I gave up. Gave me a good idea for a ytmnd though lol, music that came to mind while was on hold.
domain:
waitingwhileonhold
keywords:
waiting
fg image origin:
Gif I made on a giffy maker site.
bg image origin:
Twilight Zone pic I edited.
sound origin:
A mix I made of waiting junk & my voice at end.
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?Mommy! |
phrawg |
(3.67) |
2,919 |
2005-09-15 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
mommmy
site text:
MOMMY! // //
keywords:
mommy, street fighter, blanka, sf, street, fighter, mom, ending, hold, kid, hug, scared, gamerevolution.com
fg image origin:
Street Fighter
sound origin:
YTMND
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?GAMEKID IS DEAD |
TwistedMinds |
(3.92) |
2,914 |
2010-07-16 |
description:
His main weapon had unlimited firepower, may he forever continue to hold down the "B" button
domain:
gamekidisdead
site text:
GHOSTOFCHRISTMASPRESENTREVEALSHO // WMANYMEGSOFOBAMALEAVESHISFAMILYT // OBUYTHENEWPUPPYFUNTIMESMIXISNOT
keywords:
gamekid, lando, dodgson, carmine, cutie honey, how many megs of ram, keatonkeaton999, generalfod, bigmac2112
fg image origin:
Captain-L337 made it in GIMP 2
bg image origin:
BTape stole it from 3chan
sound origin:
gamekid remixed it in Bing
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?Zordon ualuealuealeuale |
DustinBrungart |
(3.79) |
2,902 |
2006-06-20 |
description:
Alpha 5 and Zordon try desperately to hold a conversation without using any actual words...
domain:
alphazordon
site text:
ALPHA 5 // // ZORDON
keywords:
ualuealuealeuale, Alpha 5, Zordon, Power Rangers
fg image origin:
http://www.rangercentral.com/episodes/ep021/eppic11.jpg
sound origin:
http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com and http://www.geocities.com/H
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?Saudi Arabia has a catchy national anthem! |
dooku-dynasty |
(3.64) |
2,901 |
2005-12-26 |
description:
Saudi Arabia has a catchy national anthem!
domain:
saudiarabia
site text:
no wonder why // we're holding // hands with them
keywords:
Saudi, Arabia, has, an, awesome, a, catchy, national, anthem, agree, flag, happy, smiley, face
fg image origin:
world flag database, wikipedia
sound origin:
http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/8106/Anthems/saudiarabia.htm
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?Eliot Spitzer: Real American Hero |
DarkZelgadis |
(3.25) |
2,889 |
2008-03-10 |
description:
Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York, has been linked to a prostitution ring. This makes him the first pimp to hold the office of governor.
domain:
eliotspitzerpimp
site text:
Eliot Spitzer (Pimp-NY) // //
keywords:
Eliot Spitzer, pimp, Jay-Z
fg image origin:
Image search + Yahoo news item
sound origin:
Jay Z
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?Sonic gives advice on how to handle a two tailed p... |
hdofu |
(2.64) |
2,881 |
2008-04-30 |
description:
Food for thought... If Tails was supposedly 8 years old back in 1992... how old would that make him now?
domain:
tailstouchesyou
site text:
Hold it // // Miles Prower!
keywords:
Tails, miles prower, sexual, predator, bad touch, no, good, sez, advice, sonic
fg image origin:
Found it somewhere on the net
sound origin:
Chopped up the sonic sez segments and a few other things from yt
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?WYHSPS |
lowcast |
(3.95) |
2,854 |
2008-03-26 |
description:
WOULD YOU HOLD STILL PLEASE SIR
domain:
WYHSPS
site text:
// WYHSPS //
keywords:
WYHSPS, wtdtdsoayb, WYGIATFM,
fg image origin:
WYHSPS
sound origin:
WYHSPS
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?It's not in the way you look or the things that ... |
Cptawesome |
(3.08) |
2,844 |
2005-08-06 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
holdtheline
site text:
// LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME //
keywords:
magic, magic the gathering, hold the line, toto, ccg, wizards of the coast
fg image origin:
Magic the Gathering
sound origin:
Toto
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?The Offspring Ripoff .38 Special |
Ydoc |
(2.81) |
2,836 |
2006-05-02 |
description:
And the rest of the song sounds a lot like it too.
domain:
off38
site text:
Hold On Loosely // = // She's Got Issues
keywords:
ripoff, rip off, stolen, 38. special, the offspring
fg image origin:
CD covers of the two bands
sound origin:
The start of each song.
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?The Office doesn't hold back. |
waffleking |
(3.80) |
2,831 |
2006-04-05 |
description:
The Office (from the UK) OBVIOUSLY doesn't hold back
domain:
officeukholdback
keywords:
dont,the,office,Don't,hold,back
fg image origin:
Myself, The Office
sound origin:
Picard doesn't hold back.
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?Lenny Kravitz missed the bathroom |
Space-G |
(3.05) |
2,828 |
2005-08-06 |
description:
Lenny Kravitz missed the bathroom!
domain:
igottago
site text:
He couldn't hold it // //
keywords:
Lenny, Kravitz, bathroom, go, P
sound origin:
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?Microsoft Word Put To The Test |
Chipracarbra |
(3.95) |
2,819 |
2006-08-25 |
description:
microsoft word can only hold soo many pages.......
domain:
wordtest
site text:
Look At The // Number Of Pages!! //
keywords:
microsoft word, word, testing word, many pages
fg image origin:
Matt Derosier
sound origin:
Counter-Strike
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?The Price is Ragamuffin! |
Appo |
(2.33) |
2,817 |
2005-11-14 |
description:
Yes RO fans, that muffin box is REAL. Minus my head and the ragamuffin sprites. Coming soon to a Dollar Tree near you! (just don't eat the dam things...)
domain:
tpiraga
site text:
S> +10 Ragamuffin // //
keywords:
RO, Ragnarok, Ragnarok Online, iRO, Sakray, Loki, Chaos, ragamuffin, muffin, Pele, mix, box, Rag, price is right, muffler
fg image origin:
The lovely Kassy is holding today's featured product...
sound origin:
oh noes teh Price is Rights!
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?Bros For Life |
wobbles |
(3.23) |
2,802 |
2006-04-17 |
description:
Friends of mine holding hands while pissing their Yuengling away
domain:
bros4life
keywords:
Drunk, piss, friends, pals, yuengling, bathroom, pee
fg image origin:
Took it myself
sound origin:
Other ytmnd
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?Party Khan |
Kirk |
(2.63) |
2,800 |
2004-05-02 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
spongekhan
site text:
// Hold on there // little square dude
sound origin:
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?Brian Peppers 7 Minutes Underwater!! |
perverted |
(2.91) |
2,772 |
2006-05-13 |
description:
Brian Peppers world record under water!!
domain:
bpblaine
keywords:
David Blaine, Brian Peppers, Peppers, magic, underwater, breath, hold breath
sound origin:
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?Undertaker's got a soft side |
triplehfan |
(3.67) |
2,770 |
2005-10-05 |
description:
Undertaker holding his wifes hand
domain:
takerholdinghands
site text:
The Phenom // The Deadman // The Undertaker!
sound origin:
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?How to Hold an iPhone 4 |
duckhuntdog |
(3.17) |
2,763 |
2010-06-25 |
description:
Steve Jobs wants people to avoid holding the iPhone 4 like normal people hold a phone.
domain:
iPhone4reception
keywords:
steve jobs, apple, iphone 4, iphone, reception, antenna, death note, l, l lawliet, phone
fg image origin:
Google images, pop culture, YouTube
sound origin:
YTMND
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?Joliet Jake Does Not Hold Back |
fango44 |
(3.99) |
2,758 |
2006-04-08 |
description:
Joliet Jake sees the light and does not hold back.
domain:
jakebluesdoesnotholdback
keywords:
blues brothers, john belushi, dan aykroyd, james brown, saturday night live, snl, don't hold back, does not hold back, hold back, dance, dances, dancing, joliet jake, elwood
fg image origin:
Blues Brothers
sound origin:
Chemical Brothers- Galvanize (AKA Don't Hold Back)
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?Strangle Hold, 1865 style. |
rrattlehead84 |
(1.44) |
2,746 |
2006-08-04 |
description:
Mary Surratt and fellow conspirators get the strangle hold... by the Nuge.
domain:
StrangleHold1865
site text:
Strangle Hold, BAYBAY!!! // //
keywords:
Ted Nugent, Nugent, Mary Surratt, conspirators, Abe, Lincoln, hang, strangle hold, strangle,
fg image origin:
1865
sound origin:
Strangle Hold by Ted Nugent
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