?Peter Griffin Addresses Congress (updated) |
mrexican |
(2.40) |
2,132 |
2005-12-15 |
description:
peter griffin addresses congress
domain:
pgac
keywords:
peter griffin addresses congress also dongs senor
fg image origin:
every lil n**ga you see around me
sound origin:
hold a gun big enough to f**kin hold shaq down
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?Actual Reality |
starpath |
(4.50) |
2,127 |
2018-01-07 |
description:
feel the weight of the ball because you're actually holding the ball.
domain:
actualreality
keywords:
actual reality,basketball,video games,virtual reality,Nickelodeon
fg image origin:
actual reality
sound origin:
nothing comes close
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?The Memphis Tigers had one weakness... |
ClingingMars |
(3.00) |
2,126 |
2008-04-10 |
description:
If only Memphis could hit those free throws...they'd be the ones holding up the trophy.
domain:
memphisfreethrowshooting
site text:
FREE // THROW // SHOOTING!
keywords:
Memphis, Tigers, Free, Throws, choke, National, Championship, Basketball, College, fail,
fg image origin:
http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/mem/sports/m-baskbl/auto_act
sound origin:
Axel F
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?AOL |
lysol |
(2.27) |
2,124 |
2004-05-05 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
aol
site text:
PLEASE HOLD // MISTER // GARY NIGER
sound origin:
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?hold on to yo' butts! |
Heffer |
(3.57) |
2,119 |
2006-01-25 |
description:
hold on to yo' butts
motherf*cker
domain:
holdontoyobutts
site text:
// // hold onto yo' butts!
keywords:
samuel l jackson, samuel, dinosaurs, jurassic park, motherfucker, butts, hacker crap
fg image origin:
jurassic park
sound origin:
jurassic park
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?Rifftrax- Disembaudio Keeps Holding On |
Behonkiss |
(3.00) |
2,114 |
2007-09-04 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
keepholdingon
keywords:
rifftrax,disembaudio,eragon,mike,mst3k,servo,crow
fg image origin:
www.rifftrax.com
sound origin:
www.rifftrax.com
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?S Club 7 |
TheGuy |
(3.00) |
2,112 |
2005-11-14 |
description:
:D
domain:
SClub7
site text:
Hold on to what you try to be // your individuality // :D
keywords:
gross,dead people,holocaust,ww2,wwII,s club 7, i'm an idiot, kill, happy, :D
fg image origin:
Google Image Search: Holocaust
sound origin:
S Club 7
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?Gymnast can't hold it |
jeffmack |
(4.00) |
2,110 |
2006-03-21 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
gymnasthold
site text:
He's // gotta // go!!!
keywords:
Gymnast
fg image origin:
ABC
sound origin:
Cinematic Orchestra
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?...Because he's holding a thermal detonator! |
Crono |
(2.80) |
2,106 |
2004-04-30 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
Thermal
site text:
...Because he's holding // a thermal // detonator!
sound origin:
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? NOOOOOO !!!!Ebaumsworld, Dead? |
Mudkipzmasterz |
(2.71) |
2,106 |
2009-02-01 |
description:
ZVUE, the company that owns Ebaumsworld, has decided to end the web staffs' employment. It is not known at this time what the future holds for ebaum's world. Apocalypse.
domain:
ZVUEkillzEbaums
site text:
NNNOOOOOO // OOOOOO!!!!!!!!! //
keywords:
Ebaum's world ebaumsworld ZVUE Evil armageddon
fg image origin:
google, photoshop
sound origin:
star wars III vader
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?Jean Claude Van Damme doesn't hold back |
Howlett |
(3.25) |
2,104 |
2006-04-25 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
jcvddoesntholdback
sound origin:
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?LOL Cheese |
Amadeus-of-dk |
(3.61) |
2,100 |
2006-06-26 |
description:
I'm holding out for Rofl Gouda.
domain:
lolamerican
sound origin:
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?requiem for a sandwich |
MicrowavedBacon |
(4.17) |
2,091 |
2011-03-17 |
description:
Proof that "requiem for a tower" can be used in any dramatic situation.... no matter how trivial.
domain:
requiemforasandwich
site text:
Requiem for a Sandwich // //
keywords:
requiem, dream, tower, sandwich, snakes, plane,
fg image origin:
Had my sister take a picture of me at Kroger in tx holding the two items....
sound origin:
used audacity to cut the portion of Requiem for a Tower music i got from youtube using vid2mp3.com
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?Uhura Gets a Strange Response... |
spacecowboy82 |
(3.38) |
2,090 |
2006-10-19 |
description:
An excuse to mix Star Trek and Homestarrunner
domain:
uhurawtf
site text:
WTF?!!? // //
keywords:
star trek, uhura, homestarrunner, hold
fg image origin:
www.teland.com
sound origin:
www.homestarrunner.com
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?Mr. T Does Not Hold Back |
FuzzyDuck |
(3.17) |
2,087 |
2006-04-15 |
description:
Mr. T does not hold back (and neither does this fad, apparently).
domain:
mrtdoesnotholdback
site text:
Don't // Hold // Back (fool)!
keywords:
Mr., T, Mr. T, Galvanize, Q-Tip, Chem, Chemical, Chem Bros., Chemical Bros., Bros., Dance, Does, Not, Hold, Back
fg image origin:
Mr. T on YTMND
sound origin:
Q-Tip/Chem Bros - Galvanize
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?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
2,087 |
2012-09-08 |
description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
site text:
Mc Hammer. <3 // //
keywords:
hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah
fg image origin:
I googled it :3
bg image origin:
I googled it :3
sound origin:
Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.
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?Hold me batboy |
Coda314 |
(3.08) |
2,073 |
2005-10-16 |
description:
Umm, it's a boy born with fangs in his mouth!
domain:
bat-boy
keywords:
Batboy, bat, broadway, musical, fang
fg image origin:
weekly word news
sound origin:
Batboy the musical
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?This is the future |
Gicky |
(2.19) |
2,072 |
2006-10-18 |
description:
So yeah, I'm a f*cking geek, and uhm.. This is what the future holds for us guys.. Blu-ray is currently supported by more than 170 of the world's companies.
domain:
bluray
site text:
This is the future.. // http://www.blu-ray.com // Check it out.
keywords:
blu-ray, blu, ray, dvd, cd, disc, future
fg image origin:
blu-ray.com
sound origin:
an opera house
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?I Lost My Leg Warmers |
Cryokenetic |
(3.43) |
2,064 |
2007-05-17 |
description:
My own leg is freezing cold.
I have no leg warmers to hold.
They freeze away my hairs from my knee.
And I feel the cold...hold me.
Leg Warmers...
I miss YOU.
Where are YOU?
I need YOU too!
Why you leave me?
YOU leave me.
YOU leave me.
YOU leav
domain:
legwarmers
site text:
I Lost // My // Leg Warmers
keywords:
three-headed, broadway, star, whose, line, anyway, leg, warmers, memorabilia, you
fg image origin:
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
sound origin:
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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?Reading is AWESOME |
ikickurface |
(3.80) |
2,063 |
2008-12-18 |
description:
As you can clearly see from this picture it is very cool to read. A rap figure of some kind is telling you to "Check It Out", I can only assume he means Stephen Kings literary classic "IT". Also a t-rex is holding it. READ!
domain:
CheckitoutR
keywords:
Rap, check, IT, Stephen King, out, reading, books, read, smart
fg image origin:
Library
sound origin:
Artonelico
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?We're in the money! |
DaDigits |
(2.14) |
2,058 |
2007-04-18 |
description:
The Beagle Boys finally got a hold of Scrooges money with a little help form Gyro.
domain:
beaglesfinallygotsomemoney
site text:
We're // In The // Money
keywords:
DuckTales, Beagle Boys, money, were in the money, we're in the money
fg image origin:
DuckTales
sound origin:
The Gold Diggers' Song (We're in the Money)
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?Kool-Aid Suprise |
Jstdontban |
(2.93) |
2,051 |
2006-08-08 |
description:
Cosby the Kool-aid man, he's holding a squirtle btw.
domain:
Kool-AidSuprise
keywords:
Kool-aid, Cosby, Suprise, Pokemon
fg image origin:
Family guy + google
sound origin:
Cosby on family guy
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?NBA |
ungunga |
(2.50) |
2,046 |
2006-02-28 |
description:
This is a funny picture of Kobe and Shaq. The classic NBA Jam music is hilarious. I wish u could pick Kobe and Shaq. They are holding each other.
domain:
NBAJAMFANTASY
keywords:
Kobe, Shaq, NBA Jam, NBA, Lakers
sound origin:
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?Jesus makes an important descision |
dooters |
(1.83) |
2,046 |
2006-05-29 |
description:
Jesus makes a descision
domain:
choosenwisely
site text:
// // When to hold mass
keywords:
Jesus, sundays, sundaes,
fg image origin:
ibiblio.org
sound origin:
http://ohiwantsundaes.ytmnd.com/
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?SWEET MOTHER OF GOD |
wee |
(3.22) |
2,042 |
2006-02-17 |
description:
couldn't fit all of it in the text thing so I made one part the title
domain:
whatistheholdup
site text:
WHAT IS // THE HOLD UP? //
keywords:
SNL,Chris Farley,hold up,
fg image origin:
SNL
sound origin:
SNL
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?Never piss off Donald Duck |
Forgottensin |
(3.44) |
2,040 |
2006-05-08 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
donaldmaniac
keywords:
Donald, Duck, goofy, PSycho, Drowning,
fg image origin:
Superdickery.com
sound origin:
U2- Hold me, thrill Me, Kiss me, Kill me
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?Sniper Wolf Wins |
Vick |
(1.70) |
2,039 |
2005-10-15 |
description:
Sniper Wolf currently holds my title of best paintballer on our field, lethal lane.
domain:
Sniperwolf
site text:
Sniper Wolf > Vick // //
keywords:
sniper,wolf,noob,nub,hbc
fg image origin:
paint'd
sound origin:
Mp3'd
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?Hector Hummingbird ditches DHS and joins al-Qaed... |
Willsnotgay |
(2.86) |
2,030 |
2006-10-03 |
description:
Dark humor that aims to show the failures of our national security: ala how the administration ignored the "Bin Laden determined to strike in US" report (represented by the scroll Hector holds in pictures from www.ready.gov)(cont. below)
domain:
dhs
keywords:
9/11, DHS, al qaeda, government, failure, bush, ready.gov, mascot
fg image origin:
willsnotgay
sound origin:
Nine Inch Nails - The Mark Has Been Made (judgedoom.ytmnd.com)
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?ah, a bazooka! |
bigmac2112 |
(3.56) |
2,029 |
2009-07-14 |
description:
Well, can't carry that, loaded already!
domain:
Dratini
site text:
AH, // A // BAZOOKA
keywords:
LOL
fg image origin:
Some guy holding a bazooka
sound origin:
Army Men for PC (by 3DO)
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?Happy Happy Joy Joy |
Radish |
(1.89) |
2,019 |
2009-07-27 |
description:
abject misery, despair and horror
domain:
abjectdespair
keywords:
misery, despair, despond, hopelessness, depression, suicide, hell, mutilation, joe don baker, DESPAIR
fg image origin:
slice open your forearms and let the blood pour out
sound origin:
take a knife, hold it to your throat, weep
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