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This is from Tommy Wiseau's godawful, so-bad-it's-good film, "The Room".

hidoggie

HI // DOGGIE //

Hi Doggie, The Room, Tommy Wiseau is the missing link between Cro Magnon and Gene Simmions

Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts. Biography Early life Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods. Hogwarts years First year At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours. Second year During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat). Third year On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff. Fourth year In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater. Fifth year In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.

vincentcrabbe

OH YEAH MISTER CRABBE // //

Vincent Crabbe,Jamie Waylett,HARRYPOTTERTMND

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Sound Origin

if the answer is not small room were doomed!

giantcat

google/cats

thinkingsong.ytmnd.com

THE COLORS DUKE... the colors *sexy face*

Jell-O

vote 5 or a famous persons will die

burce wine

peanut butter flavored ice cream cinnamon rick rolls

This is the story of my dino buddy Eric. He is having a wonderful time with the many things in my room.

ericishavingawonderfultime

Eric, Wonderful Time, Tiny Tim, Playing, Stegosaurous

all of my stuff

tiny tim- having a wonderful time

The cat robo-lution is at hand. It begins with simple cat augmentation, but soon, fully cat-imatronic warriors will invade your living rooms and make you poop in a box!

robocats

bionic,robot,robo,cat,roomba,faster,stronger,better,daft punk

AnimalsBeingDicks.com: http://animalsbeingdicks.com

Daft Punk YTMND audio asset

legos are advanced bricks. the remedial bricks are duplos. also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKHZDYrfZ-E. The Junior Talent Show at Lunch in the Chorus Room.

brickbreaking

brick movie 2005, legos, advanced brick breaking, bricks

the muppets, oz, gr33nscr33n comment, edits

floyd, jethro tull, pixies, ohio players, ben fold five

All the chirps from the Great Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

yourejustachicken

CHIRP // CHIRP // CHIRP

The Room, Chirp, Chirp, Chirp,

The Room, spliced together

Beginning clip from the movie, Along Came Polly, where Sam slips as he walks into the room.

bestman

BEST MAN // IS IN // THE HOUSE

Along, came, polly, along came polly, sam, best, man, is, in, the, house, best man is in the house, best man

Along Came Polly

Along Came Polly

The little-known B-side from the award-winning motion picture soundtrack to Four Rooms

sines

ace of base, dead n*gg*rs, storage, kill bill

Ace of Racists

"The Sign (on the front of my house that says Dead Nigger S

zoom zoom zoom

inhighstephanition

stephanie , secret agent

lazytown+lazytown

the notwist - this room

Butt racing round the living room table - Title updated to match the fact that it's only me.

buttracelr

butt racing, butt, racing, living room, drink

me

Speedy Speed Boy - Marco Polo

This is PSP Kid from Quakecon 2007. Apparently he stole someones psp and then tried to sell it through the DC++ chat room. He was caught, arrested, and banned from Quakecon for life, but not before they stripped him of all his free shirts and other schwag

PSPKid

// ownd //

Quakecon, PSP KID, Quakecon 2007, pspkid, c*ck

Neondemon

Chrono Trigger

Come to the almost TOO official Ytmnd Chat room!!!Link and Joining tutorial below!! Go to site page for LINKS!!! http://www.userplane.com/chatlite/directory/detail.cfm?name=Search+Results%3A&search=Jacobs%20Awsome%20ytmnd%20room

ytmndchat

Go to the site page for the lin // Spread the word!! // WE SHALLL CHAT!!!!!!!!

ytmnd, chat, ASL, chatroom

a magical dragon delivered it in a dream

ytmnd of course!!

So one day I bought the book to read on a plane. I finished it in doctors' waiting rooms a year later. So I rented the movie to compare.

vrytmnd

michael douglas,vr,vrytmnd,virtual reality,peppers,brian peppers,disclosure

Michael Douglas! Demi Moore! Based on a novel by Michael Crich

Vim - Could Cut Keys

Obama watches Osama's home movies in the situation room

OsamasHomeMovies

Osama, Home, Movies, Situation, Room, Obama

Obama's situation room

TACS clips

Another YTMND brought to you by the Great Director Tommy Wiseau, of the Oscar-Worthy Picture, "The Room".

ididnaaaat

I DID // NAAAAT //

The Room, I Did NAAAAT

Another day in the ebaum chat room...

Emownedchick

Ebaumsworld, ebaum chat room, chat room owned, emo chick, emo chick owned, emowned

Created from screenshots from the chatroom and the doodle was cr

Simple Plan song? I don't know what this crap is, but dammit it

playing off the Lounge series, get creative with The Waiting Room. Send a link of your site in and I'll insta-five everything you've made *edit - switched the sound but feel free to use Spanish Flea for your sites*

thewaitingroom

Won't You Wait A While? // //

Waiting Room, Waiting, Room

internet

Mambo Kurt - Waiting Room

I promised JohnnyLurg I would make him a Tribute site to make up for 1ing all his Eric The Vampire sites. I still plan to do that one day.

johnnyjew

JohnnyLurg's straw reaches across the room and fondles your daughter's milkshake

JohnnyLurg, YTMND God

The Date Rape Song

no description given.

bathroomwhispers

// shhhh... //

men's room, bathroom, whisper song, wait

...he's a day manager for the Kino girls locker room.

MXCrock

indiana, MxC, rock

Let me enlighten you on a little story. One day back in Los Angeles, Adam West got really piss drunk & was kicked outta his house by his wife. He sought shelter at my father's parent's hoyse & he slept in the same room as my father when he was a child.

adambday

batman bday

Google

TV Theme Songs

Commonly known as the handyman's secret weapon, this multi-purpose godsend of adhesive technology is also known to subdue James Hetfield in the unlikely event that he bursts into your living room and catches you downloading his music.

frantickticktick

DUCT TAPE DUCT TAPE DUCT TAPE DU // DUCT TAPE DUCT TAPE DUCT TAPE DU // DUCT TAPE DUCT TAPE DUCT TAPE DU

duct tape, frantic, metallica, st. anger, hosueofcards

Google Image Search

Metallica - Frantic

Don't touch Johnny.

donttouchmemotherfucker

DON'T TOUCH // ME // MOTHERFUCKER

While playing minesweeper and listening to classy music, my girlfriend comes barging into the room...

lawdhelpme

Mangione

Chuck Mangione

Angry Girlfriend

A poster at ibankingoasis.com was outted for his strange ways. See http://www.ibankingoasis.com/node/317

danbush

I drew it.

Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room

Ever wonder what people are saying when you can't hear them? With Loud n' Clear, you can discreetly stalk them from across the room.

bingoooo

// BINGO! //

Loud n' Clear commercial

Loud n' Clear commercial

Dangly Parts

mrbeansballs

bean, bean's beans, balls, Mr. Bean, Dangly Parts, sack, testicles, sock, naked, nude

The Whole Bean - #8 - Mr. Bean in Room 426

Mr Bean: The Whole Bean DVD Set

Homer Simpson hides from Burns and Smithers by skipping work and sitting on the toilet in the men's room.

homertoilet

homer, homer simpson, simpsons, toilet, railroad, sitting

Internets

Internets