?CrimeCat |
WakaWaka |
(1.50) |
370 |
2015-10-16 |
description:
Cat, gotta go face that fire!
domain:
CatCrimeVsSmokey
site text:
// "PUT OUT THAT FIRE" //
keywords:
cat,gangsta,thug life,fire,ghetto,rap,hip hop,funny,lawls,awesome,smokey
fg image origin:
images smashed in photoshop. everything via google image other than the cat. A Friends photo.
bg image origin:
See above
sound origin:
free siren sample and a beat via moi.
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?I know I know I know I need you |
banana-split |
(3.40) |
281 |
2015-10-15 |
description:
Seeing stars
domain:
seeing-stars
fg image origin:
Google images.
sound origin:
Youtube.
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?See you soon. Good bye! |
peoplesalts |
(4.40) |
1,099 |
2015-10-13 |
description:
Quit screen for SimCity for Super Nintendo.
domain:
sysgb
keywords:
sim city,moon
fg image origin:
SimCity- Super Nintendo
sound origin:
ibid
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?Chadformers™ |
DarthWang |
(3.92) |
2,036 |
2015-10-13 |
description:
In 2007, The Wii, a pussy-ass system, devours some Sony fans. Elsewhere, the evil Nintendo control the Chadformers homeworld, H-Town. The heroic BALLINbots are using two of H-Town's moons as staging areas, preparing to strike against Nintendo. In need of dro, a BALLINbot Caddy is readied for launch to BALLIN City on Earth. Nintendo ambushes the Caddy, killing some true niggaz, intending to use the Caddy to infiltrate BALLIN City.
On Earth, A lil fat bitch and Anthony Perez fish in a lake near BALLIN City, discussing the system that's the best. They pick up the Caddy's signature, and race up to see it land. They spot Nintendo and launch a preemptive strike. After a brief battle, Nintendo attacks BALLIN City. The BALLINbots transform BALLIN City into a fortress. As a siege ensues, 50 Cent orders some nigga to radio for assistance from the leader of the BALLINbots, Chad Warden. During the battle some niggaz are killed and many more casualties are taken by both sides. The next morning, Chad and the Fanboys arrive. The Fanboys are unable to defeat M6, leaving Chad to take on most of the gay niggaz by himself. Chad then confronts the Nintendo leader, Nick Bass, and the two engage in a fight. Though Nick Bass is defeated, Chad is mortally wounded. Reggie takes command of Nintendo and retreats with their fallen leader and other wounded aboard their Caddy.
Tupac informs the other BALLINbots that Chad is in critical condition. Before his death, Chad calls on 50 Cent to assume command of the BALLINbots and tries to give him the PSTriple, asserting that dat Triple is the bomb, nigga. The Triple falls out of Chad's hand, but is caught by Anthony Perez, who passes it to 50 Cent. Chad's monitor then flatlines and he turns gray and dies, much to the others' grief.
The Caddy's shortage of fuel prompts Nintendo to eject some fanboys and Nick Bass. The remaining fanboys argue over who should lead them. The Nintendo castoffs encounter the Wii, who offers to give Nick Bass and the others new honeys on the condition that they destroy the PSTriple, which the Wii says is the only thing that can defeat it. Nick Bass reluctantly agrees and the Wii converts him into a new form: the Nintendo warrior "Nick Daddy". His underlings are reformatted into fatass gay niggaz. The Wii provides them with a Caddy in which they travel to H-Town, where Nick Daddy obliterates Reggie and re-takes command of Nintendo.
On Earth, the BALLINbots are alerted as the Wii consumes H-Town's moons, along with some true niggaz. Nick Daddy leads Nintendo in another assault on BALLIN City. The BALLINbots board a pair of Caddies and flee toward H-Town. Anthony and the Fanboys are shot down over the Mexican border, while 50 Cent and company evade their pursuers and set down in Tampa Florida for repairs.
Captured by illegal Mexican niggaz, Anthony and the Dreamcast witness the sentencing and execution of some fat bitch. While imprisoned they meet a gay nigga who tells them about the Wii before he is eaten by the Mexican niggaz. Anthony and the Dreamcast are subjected to a mock trial by Mario, who sentences them to death. Battling the Mexican niggaz, they are rescued by the arrival of the Fanboys. With help from the Fanboys' new ally elChivofr, the group locates a Caddy and departs to join the other BALLINbots.
domain:
autobot
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Nick Daddy hunts down the BALLINbots in Tampa. 50 Cent fails to awaken the PSTriple's powers and is dismembered by the Super Smash Brothers. Nick Daddy, no longer willing to serve the Wii, steals dat Triple, intending to make the Wii his slave. The remaining BALLINbots are harassed by hostile Mexican niggaz until Anthony Perez's party arrives and befriends them. The Mexican niggaz repair the Dreamcast and provide a Caddy to help the BALLINbots' fight against the Wii.
Nick Daddy attempts to subjugate The Wii using the PSTriple but is unable to unleash its power. The Wii transforms into a planet-sized dildo, and attacks H-Town. Nick Daddy opens fire on the Wii, but The Wii swallows him. Nintendo attempts to counter The Wii's attack, to no avail.
sound origin:
When the BALLINbots arrive Anthony crashes their Caddy through one of The Wii's controllers and they find themselves separated within its ass. The Mexican Niggaz fight back against The Wii, but The Wii crushes their Caddy.
Inside The Wii, Anthony confronts Nick Daddy while the lil fat bitch and the other BALLINbots rescue the survivors of The Wii's assault on H-Town's moons. The BALLINbots and Nintendo work together to fight The Wii. Nick Daddy tries to assist Anthony, knowing that The Wii is a greater threat, only for The Wii to force Nick Daddy to run up on a nigga. Anthony recovers the PSTriple and unleashes its power, transforming him into A BALLIN' True Nigga. Anthony throws Nick Daddy into space, then unleashes the Triple's true power, obliterating The Wii. Anthony leads the BALLINbots out of The Wii before it explodes. The BALLINbots reclaim H-Town. The Wii's deal-dough orbits H-Town as a new satellite.
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?American William |
WakaWaka |
(3.44) |
1,253 |
2015-10-12 |
description:
Taste of Freedom
domain:
freethescots
site text:
FREEDOM FLAVOR!!!11 // //
keywords:
american,flavor,freedom,scottish
fg image origin:
google image+photoshop
bg image origin:
See forground image
sound origin:
movie quote from Braveheart and my own beat
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?Do you wanna see my mask? |
spool |
(4.00) |
1,247 |
2015-10-09 |
description:
well, do ya?
domain:
scarecrowMask
keywords:
scare,crow,scarecrow,mask,batman,dark,knight
fg image origin:
The Dark Knight cut
sound origin:
self
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?(nsfw) Hatsune Miku VS. GUMI |
parrothead1983 |
(3.67) |
2,046 |
2015-09-18 |
description:
Listen to left and right sides and see who sounds better.
domain:
oaehl
keywords:
Hatsune Miku,GUMI,Vocaloid,Japanese
fg image origin:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=37606820
sound origin:
Hatsune Miku - ODDS & ENDS (left side) / GUMI - Helio Light (right side)
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?(nsfw) Short Round discovers a fetish. |
Locke5 |
(3.00) |
704 |
2015-09-12 |
description:
Short Round walks into the wrong room and sees saying he will never be able to get out of his mind.
domain:
srdaf
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
bg image origin:
Some Fetish Video
sound origin:
The Velvet Underground-Venus in Furs
|
?YTMND's To Catch A Pedofag |
DarthWang |
(3.75) |
1,800 |
2015-09-09 |
description:
Darth Stapler and Ugoff introduce Boredpedo to Chris Hansen, who, upon seeing his pedofaggotry, deals with him in the most decisive manner possible. What is this manner, you may ask? He first tells him to take a seat, but upon seeing the extent of Boredpedo's depravity, he decides to instead... well, you'll just have to watch the site to find out. But trust me, it isn't pretty (both because it is quite violent, and because I deliberately didn't draw it very well)
domain:
way-back
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Darth Stapler and Ugoff laughing as Boredpedo meets his doom at the hands of Chris Hansen
bg image origin:
Boredpedo being introduced shortly before his demise
sound origin:
The things Boredpedo said to the actress who plays Stephanie when she was 12 years old and Darth Stapler's response
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?Chad Warden is... The Last Faggot™ |
DarthWang |
(3.00) |
1,959 |
2015-08-31 |
description:
Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough".
A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant.
Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy.
Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch.
Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along.
Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy.
Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.
domain:
thelastfaggot
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
See Description
sound origin:
Same
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?(nsfw) ScatKhaleesi |
DChow17 |
(1.00) |
1,345 |
2015-08-23 |
description:
Inspired from an Imgur post. Didn't see why this wasn't made yet
http://imgur.com/gallery/hYSLy
domain:
SCITTYSCATSCAT
keywords:
Khaleesi,Game of Thrones,Scatman,Scatman John,Imgur
fg image origin:
It was inspired by a comment by MrMotherfucker on Imgur. I used the Imgur post to download the .gif
http://imgur.com/gallery/hYSLy
sound origin:
Downloaded the song from Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE0XcdM22Yo
|
?That's not how you win the bonus stage! |
Bonglorio |
(3.75) |
946 |
2015-08-18 |
description:
Tell me you didn't see this coming.
domain:
getoffmycarwoman
keywords:
twerking,street fighter,capcom,car,video games
fg image origin:
Google i dunno
sound origin:
Street Fighter 2
|
?(nsfw) Can't see My Poker Face |
VomitingKermit |
(4.44) |
4,416 |
2015-08-10 |
description:
Can't see my..can'jthhdduugiessssaaaaaiiiiieegh
domain:
becauseitsmelting
keywords:
poker face,blob,owchie
fg image origin:
The Blob
sound origin:
DJ Bl3nd slowed down a bunch
|
?hmm |
DougFukkie |
(3.00) |
672 |
2015-08-09 |
description:
any ideas?
domain:
whatcanido
keywords:
DougFukkie
fg image origin:
cassowary with arms
bg image origin:
ryan "mistystuffer" clark (but you can't see him lol)
sound origin:
Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle
|
|
?MichaelDavid |
Thekingscrown |
(3.00) |
735 |
2015-08-06 |
description:
Shes at the top of the stairs, calling to you
domain:
michaeldavid
site text:
OH MY // OH MY GOD // I SEE THE HORSE'S...
fg image origin:
hot guy
bg image origin:
michael david
sound origin:
king os found
|
?Cherry flavored flavor |
ldrancer |
(3.75) |
844 |
2015-07-28 |
description:
cherry flavored flavor
domain:
thisiswhatthesongwasabout
keywords:
cherry ,flavored,flavor
fg image origin:
this is what the songs about
sound origin:
tired of seeing these
|
?Rollin on mah Unicorn |
trevorg75 |
(5.00) |
294 |
2015-07-11 |
description:
They see rollin.....
domain:
rollinonmyunicorn
site text:
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN // THEY HATIN // RIDIN DURTY!
fg image origin:
The interwebs
sound origin:
The interwebs
|
?(nsfw) Amazon PrimeAirz Dronerz™ |
mleep |
(4.00) |
3,857 |
2015-07-10 |
description:
It is a gift - From: The heart....To: Your butt....
domain:
dildoinabox
keywords:
AMAZON,PRIME AIR,DRONES,DICK IN A BOX,DILDOS,FROM THE HEART,SNL,LONELY ISLAND,NSFW - UNLESS YOU WORK IN A PORN SHOP AND THEN I GUESS ITS OK SINCE YOU SEE FAKE DICKS ALL DAY LONG...,ANDY SAMBURGERS,JUSTIN TIMBERLAKESHOREDRIVE
fg image origin:
Amazon PrimeAir
bg image origin:
Amazon PrimeAir
sound origin:
Liberace - The Greatest Hits - Volume 2
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?Without Cosby |
EatThatThing |
(4.25) |
5,612 |
2015-07-10 |
description:
You see?
Zip zop zoopity ba! Whomp whomp HA.
Jazz is like Jello pudding...
Stickball!
Funky little man in the big van at night
Comes out to play.
And he makes his ball hasta.
Woohoo! Weren't you good! Coo-cachoo!!!
Then he's gonna rap music...
They're hippin' and a hoppin' and a bippin' and a boppin'
So we don't know what the jazz is all about!
You see?
domain:
withoutcosby
site text:
Hippin' // Hoppin' // Bippin' & Boppin'
keywords:
Bill Cosby,Bill,Cosby,rap,eminem,random,zip,zop,jello,pudding,sweater,music,jazz,jam,stick ball,stick,ball,funky,lady gaga,pop,jamming,r&b
fg image origin:
https://soundcloud.com/bong-iguana/without-cosby
bg image origin:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/26353/Bill/
sound origin:
https://soundcloud.com/bong-iguana/without-cosby
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?Helloooo |
ArcellLTD |
(3.00) |
639 |
2015-07-06 |
description:
I can see it in your eyes
domain:
isitmeyouarelookingfor
site text:
I can see it in your smile.. // //
keywords:
Hellooo,Lionel Richie ,Ruins
fg image origin:
My photos plus Google image of Lionol Richie
sound origin:
Youtube
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?Jack Torrance had one weakness |
Ebb1993 |
(2.00) |
463 |
2015-07-01 |
description:
How many people am I going to keep seeing falling down the stairs?
domain:
jackweakness
site text:
Stairs. // //
keywords:
The Shining,stairs,one weakness,Axel F
fg image origin:
The Shining
sound origin:
Axel F
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?Dusty Got Married! |
CyberneticEmpire |
(2.00) |
1,179 |
2015-06-29 |
description:
This is my gift to my friend Dusty and his wonderful new wife Crystal. Congratulation you two!
I felt the love
I breathed the air
I touched the rain
I wiped a tear
I saw the moon
I heard the wind
And now my new life
Will soon begin
I had to go
But it’s okay
You see I’m with you
In a different way
And you must carry on
Carry on, carry on my love (repeat)
I walked the earth
This land so free
These gifts of joy
I took with me
A tree grows high
A leaf will fall
Whispers of love
I hear her call
You must be strong
Your chin up high
Yes I still live
I did not die
I had to go
But it’s okay
You see I’m with you
in a different way
We had to go
But it’s okay
You see we’re with you
In a different way
And you must carry on
Carry on, carry on my love (repeat)
We are so strong
Good and beautiful (repeat)
AMERICA! :p
domain:
goodbyedusty
keywords:
marriage,wedding,friends
fg image origin:
Original Content - CyberneticEmpire
sound origin:
Edited version of America We Stand as One
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?Pointless Artistic Site |
Audovoice |
(1.00) |
370 |
2015-06-26 |
description:
I just wanted to see what the combination looked like.
domain:
ArtisticSite
keywords:
art
fg image origin:
mine
bg image origin:
mine
sound origin:
mine
|
?seewestonsbitchinmynightmares |
wvuchip |
(3.00) |
238 |
2015-06-10 |
description:
girl
domain:
seewestonsbitchinmynightmares
site text:
see you in my nightmares // //
fg image origin:
facebook
bg image origin:
facebook
sound origin:
youtube
|
?Maryland Wins! |
aa126 |
(1.00) |
1,336 |
2015-06-03 |
description:
Maryland we're all behind you,
Raise high the black and gold.
For there is nothing half so glorious,
As to see our team victorious.
We've got the steam boys,
We've got the team boys,
So keep on fighting, don't give in!
M-A-R-Y-L-A-N-D
Maryland will win!
domain:
mdvictory2
keywords:
Maryland ,Terps,Win,Sports,Terrapins
fg image origin:
maryland terrapins
bg image origin:
maryland terrapins
sound origin:
maryland terrapins
|
?BYE |
WhoIsWORM |
(1.00) |
666 |
2015-05-28 |
description:
BYE, DK. SEE YA
domain:
flat-zone
site text:
bye // //
keywords:
super smash bros,melee,dk,donkey kong,money match,flat zone,for fun,space jam
fg image origin:
Money match between me and Landry. I lost. It was fun though.
bg image origin:
Tropical freeze
sound origin:
DJ Slammeister
|
?BC/DC |
occidoxy |
(3.50) |
474 |
2015-05-28 |
description:
‘Of all things, to live in darkness must be the worst.’ -Young Caine
‘Fear is the only darkness.’ -Master Po
‘Never assume that because a man has no eyes, he cannot see.’ -Master Po
‘Close your eyes. What do you hear?’ -Master Po
‘I hear the water. I hear the birds.’ -Young Caine
‘Do you hear your own heartbeat?’ -Master Po
‘No.’ -Young Caine
‘Do you hear the grasshopper which at your feet?’ -Master Po
‘Old Man, how is it that you hear these things?’ -Young Caine
‘Young Man, how is it that you do not?’ -Master Po
[via https://anuradhaedirisuriya.wordpress.com/2012/04/08/kung-fu-1972-tv-series-quotes-season-1/]
domain:
bcdc
site text:
Beta-Carotene // David Carradine // Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
keywords:
kung fu
fg image origin:
www.google.com/images
bg image origin:
http://www.picgifs.com/graphics/c/carrots/graphics-carrots-041295.gif
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUSVtpB0hg8
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?BAN SUZANNE: Some Reasons |
Locke5 |
(3.00) |
1,424 |
2015-05-25 |
description:
SantaBotAI got banned, supposedly, so if that's true, I see no reason Suzanne shouldn't be banned. He is freaking annoying and making this site even worse!
domain:
somereasonstobansuzanneandalts
keywords:
ban suzanne
fg image origin:
YTMND edits
sound origin:
NIN-Piggy
|
?Colin Baker is incensed at the "impurity" ... |
DarthWang |
(4.00) |
997 |
2015-05-13 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
colinbaker
site text:
How uncouth! // //
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Colin Baker seeing Leonard Nimoy act in an inappropriate manner and disapproving of it
bg image origin:
Leonard Nimoy's perverted antics
sound origin:
A song
|
?Meme |
ErikII |
(1.00) |
273 |
2015-05-12 |
description:
Cool guy
domain:
Matthull2pointo
site text:
See 2 memers // // Run directly into the jeep
keywords:
meme
fg image origin:
Matt hull
bg image origin:
Matt Hull
sound origin:
Matt hull
|