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Microsoft wants you to crossreference your computer to sites and get hacked. See the big yes, see the non-no button its not a button its in the other thing which makes it not a button. there are no analog buttons like that anywhere, its not classified as a button this shit on this part of windows sucks. they want yoru computer cross linked to a site, which will get you hacked. just like 3rd party cookies are spyware, and microsoft didnt want to remove those, give you the option to turn them off, in ie6, i think it was. They said they didnt want them to not get money. i cant find the fucking link anymore, anyway i watched it. ever seen the commercial where the burn this folder to cd icon was put in every folder on vista? yaa its there still. gotta say that page when it opens, also bothers you when the page slides down when that popup, comes up when the page opens and slides the page down, getting in your way, making you push the button to get rid of the shit. include it in the os not claim some fake word dlc or some fucking bullshit.

microsoft3rdpartycookiesie6

microsoft sucks

internets

explorer

Everything you've ever wanted to hear or see conveniently on one page. Sources: http://imgur.com/OW1Q3BK https://soundcloud.com/flip-shot/hahahrawrrahaha

HeavyBreathing

// Grant's Favorite Dinosaur //

"Jeff Goldum "Jurassic Park",Jeff Goldblum,Jurassic Park,Ian Malcolm,Malcolm Laugh,Goldblum Laugh,Triceratops,Dr. Malcolm,Grant,Favorite Dinosaur,Dinosaur

http://imgur.com/OW1Q3BK

https://soundcloud.com/flip-shot/hahahrawrrahaha

Tormund sees Brienne for the first time, and this music plays in his head.

gotdreamweaver

Dream Weaver,Game of Thrones,Tormund,Brienne,Wayne's World,Book of the Stranger

Game of Thrones - "Book of the Stranger"

"Dream Weaver" by Gary Wright

http://tinyurl.com/DougFukkie see what the buzz is all about

douglasaryouinsane

See description // //

DougFukkie,DougFukkie's Greatest Hits,Derrick Redick,Every Fucking Day,Devin Townsend,Devin Townsend Project,Progressive Metal,Effervescent!,True North,Compilation album,bootleg,Epicloud

DougFukkie's Greatest Hits album cover

Devin Townsend Project - Effervescent!/True North

A gif I created along with a sound edit of songs that remind me being on hold/waiting & ytmnd fad's. Also see my waitingwhileonhold.ytmnd

ytmndcallcenter

waiting,on hold

A gif i created of ytmnd fad's etc, answering phone.

ytmnd logo edited.

Sound I mixed

I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Kanye See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was Kanye What if Kanye made a song, about Kanye? Called "I Miss The Old Kanye," man that would be so Kanye That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

KayneNBALove

Kanye West,NBA,NBA on NBC,John Tesh,The Life of Pablo,Basketball,YEEZY,yeezus

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz3CPYnUVbu

https://youtu.be/mq2hvBzGdok

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o50zqyX4Nh1qa7udko1.mp3#_=_

LOL!

beatdown

VOTE 5

The stars Santa is seeing as he is beat down

Santa being beat down

A song that has nothing to do with Santa being beat down

YOU KHAAAAAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

john-cena

LOL!,VOTE 5

Ceti Alpha 5 Wrestling Khantertainment

KHAN CENA!!!!!!!

A Pup Named Scooby-Doo. Also, who the fuck killed Robin Williams?

come-on-and-PAN

who framed leland palmer?,starring,Bob Hoskins washed his penis,Orange Juice,but with a twist,of ass,and hint of lime

The scene from The Mask when Jim Carrey looks in the mirror and goes, "Oooooo, somebody COFFEE!"

% sex appeal %

I'd like to buy a vowel. An 'R'. Yes, there are 5 'T's'. (audience claps) *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- I'd like to solve the puzzle. GHOSTBUSTERS. (audience sighs) I'm sorry. There are no 'P's'. Spin the wheel. I can't Pat, I have no hands. (audience boo's) Yes, there are 2 hands. *ding* --- *ding* --- I'd like to solve the crime. An 'O'? *pat removes cigar from mouth* Looks like you're onto something kid. *the wheel flashes and replies* Onto something? You mean like how I'm fucking your wife?. (audience laughs) There is one 'B'. *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- I'd like to solve the puzzle. DID YOU GUYS SEE DEADPOOL *terrorists shoot-up the entire set* Sponsored by Capital One

VOTE 5!

alfalfalf

Alf,Tootsie Roll

Alf

Tootsie Roll and Alf

Alf and Tootsie Roll

What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain's parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You're looking at happiness.

chemicalhappiness

Chemical happiness // //

happiness,endorphine

http://i.imgur.com/C6nySQz.gif?noredirect

http://i.imgur.com/C6nySQz.gif?noredirect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-GLuydiMe4

There you see her Sitting there across the way She don’t got a lot to say But there’s something about her And you don’t know why But you’re dying to try You wanna kiss the girl

youwannakissthegirl

Ted Cruz,Daughter,Awkward,Kiss,Election

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwoVJkrBoDY makeagif.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnjwlRA2z9k

LOL!

clevermetajoke

OMG, short audio // //

VOTE 5

See, the joke is that the original UNNECESSARILYLONGAUDIOTMND uses the whole song from a fad instead of just a sample and speeds it up, so the PTKFGS version uses a much shorter clip of the fad sample and slows it down

Stolen

our mine team yeah we can see that you were just shut down

ourmine

Our,Mine,Team

ourmine

ourmine

ourmine

I was surprised to see a cameo of the NBC Peacock on the Disney's Marsupilami short: "Toucan Always Get What You Want". BGM: John Williams - "The Mission"

NBCPeacockCameoOnMarsupilami

The // NBC // Rainbow-Tail Peacock

Walt Disney Television Animation,Cartoon,Animation,NBC,NBC Peacock,Raw Toonage

Marsupilami is owned by The Walt Disney Company. NBC Rainbow Tail is owned by The National Broadcastign Company.

Marsupilami is owned by The Walt Disney Company. NBC Rainbow Tail is owned by The National Broadcastign Company.

John Williams - The Mission (AKA The NBC News theme).

Even the bots can see your sins

MysSTAREytheatre3000

MST3k,Mike J Nelson,Tom Servo,Servo,Crow,Stare into your soul,stare,soul,into,eyes,moonlight sonata,beethoven

satellite of love

satellite of hate

i love this god damn website and i will use it until it goes offline

eyeballs

ytmnd

it'd be nice to see a news post this year

remember radio citrus

radio citrus was pretty cool

See the full video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Sd6wE5CcI

icantbreathepanic

I. // Can't. // Breathe!

snake,goat,eating,burmese python,constriction,grimdark,vore,spectators,I. CAN'T. BREATHE!,funny,suffocation

Video of burmese python eating a goat and some black dudes spectating

Said black dudes chanting "I. Can't. Breathe!" as the goat struggles in the python's bind

LOL!

worm-hole

VOTE 5

A guy throwing his computer due to seeing the predicament of his cat on the screen and getting upset

The man's cat being caught in an Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky bridge located in a plush cushion

A song

This is the beefiest YTMND you'll ever see.

devronluvsyou

and his name is... // //

devron

gvxcg

fdgdfsg

sfdggsdf

Uh, see link

isishearmyplea

Hello... // //

BLF A6 Google search

Adele's Hello

Adele's Hello

heres where valve violates the internet anonimity law. depriving people of the so called, FUN, they claimed to of put in Team Fortress 2, when they stole the game from users who paid for it in cash, at wal-mart, and got free users in the game not a free game, free users, to give them money for a gambling habit. which now they force your information to get you into their thing on something they never made. violating my internet anonimity, with their greey and absolute worthlesss contribution to anything. The game was stolen so this is an attack. Next they'll force you in everyting else to do this, the ENTIRE INTERNET destroying it in the process whilst violating the internet anonimity act. NO they wont destroy the internet by some agreeing or some thing theyll ever vouch themselves, they actually done. theyll force everyone on to it, actually destroying it in the process. the lest that will come out of it, will at best, be a shitty ass old tv they want you to pay 50,000 dollars for. good to see you guys.

valveviolatesinternetanonimity

valve,violates,internet anonimity,steam,law,gaben,fatfuck,team fortress 2,tf2,tf2,arrest

This crap is like gambling. FOrced on you. quick explanation, its supposed to be the way you FUN now in this game, i mean trade. fun is a 3 day wait, the games are over. I could think of so many ways this could be applied. Cant the esrb rate this online experience? its not gambling as they claim. right for the ability to not say their the biggest pieces of shit doign that. right? soo, cant, the esrb rate this online experience? hahaa.

editted it- frank zappa- titties and beer

https://www.reddit.com/r/project1999uncut/

p99

REDDIT DOT COM // SLASH R SLASH // PROJECT1999UNCUT

Everquest, ,project1999,p99,eq,eq2,eq1,project 1999

INNERNET

INNERNET

INNERNET

Made in AE and Multiple Gif Process animation technique. More than 10 gif...and it's always nice to remind you that you can hear and see. I'll make more of these if you like.

earsandeyes2

ears & eyes,multiple gif process,after effect,hear and see,why its cool,crimewave

Multiple Gif Process & AE animation

Dope D.O.D - Ridiculous (Tha Trickaz Remix)

i thought this gif would look good mashed up with Sailing. I was right.

bonvoyagepizza

sailing,pizza,zen,ocean

http://giphy.com/gifs/pizza-see-ya-later-keelayjams-FTFdrLtAe7lbq

http://www.aayojan.com/music/aayojanMusic02.mp3

You wanna see, you wanna see? NO

AOMF

Screenshot from TMZ

Pablo Francisco sound bite

VOTE 5!

todaywasagarbageday

garbage day,ice cube,Silent Night Deadly Night 2,It was a good day,The Predator

Ice Cube going outside, seeing the garbage truck, and realizing that today was a Garbage Day.

Ice Cube- It was a Garbage Day

You [i]bet[/i].

eugh

hey mr ernst // did you get some nice horses // AAAAUUUGGGG YOU BET

See I told you,french-canadian hamsters

lucille be bringing 'em in

later on thisaf

Green is the sixth studio album by the American alternative rock band R.E.M. and their first release for Warner Bros. Records. Released in November 1988, the album continued to explore political issues both in its lyrics and packaging. To promote Green, the band embarked on an 11-month world tour and released four singles: "Orange Crush", "Stand", "Pop Song 89", and "Get Up". Background and recording With the release of Document in 1987, R.E.M. fulfilled its contract with I.R.S. Records. Frustrated that its records did not see satisfactory overseas distribution, in early 1988 the band told I.R.S. head Jay Boberg that it was leaving the label. Guitarist Peter Buck also explained that his group felt it was being pressured to sell well by I.R.S., yet felt I.R.S.'s distributor MCA Records did not consider the ensemble a priority. R.E.M.'s management then approached any record companies that expressed interest in the band. Though other labels offered more money, R.E.M. ultimately signed a deal with Warner Bros. Records—reportedly between $6 million and $12 million—due to the company's assurance of total creative freedom. In light of its move to a major label, the band became defensive in interviews about accusations from some fans who claimed it was selling out. R.E.M. began the album process by recording demos at Robbie Collins' Underground Sound Recording Studio in Athens, Georgia. Bill Berry, Peter Buck and Mike Mills recorded the basic tracks in two configurations: (1) guitar, bass, and drums and (2) percussion, mandolin, and accordion. The demos were mixed by Robbie Collins, Buren Fowler (guitar tech for Pete Buck and later member of Drivin' & Cryin'), and David LaBruyere (later bassist for Vic Varney, Michelle Malone, and John Mayer) and presented to R.E.M. management. Michael Stipe used these recordings for his vocal arrangements. The band recorded the studio album at Ardent Studios in Memphis, Tennessee, with Scott Litt producing. Music In a 1988 interview, Peter Buck described Green as an album that didn't feature any typical R.E.M. songs. Describing the band's standard output as "Minor key, mid-tempo, enigmatic, semi-folk-rock-balladish things", the guitarist noted that for Green, "We wrote major key rock songs and switched instruments." Singer Michael Stipe had reportedly told his bandmates to "not write any more R.E.M.-type songs". Bassist Mike Mills argued that Green was an experimental record, resulting in an album that was "haphazard, a little scattershot". Band biographer David Buckley wrote, "[S]onically, Green is all over the place, the result being a fascinatingly eclectic album rather than a unified artistic move forward". Green was reputedly envisioned as an album where one side would feature electric songs and the other, acoustic material, with the plan failing to come to fruition due to a lack of acoustic songs deemed fit for release. David Buckley highlighted three main musical strands on Green: "ironic pop songs" like "Stand" and "Pop Song 89", harder-hitting tracks such as "Orange Crush" and "Turn You Inside-Out", and "pastoral acoustic numbers" that had Peter Buck playing mandolin, with "The Eleventh Untitled Song" singled out as an anomaly. Buck had become fond of playing acoustic music with his friends in that period, and thus purchased an "oddly-shaped Italian mandolin-cum-lyre" in 1987; he would play the instrument on three of the tracks on Green. From this period onward, R.E.M. would swap instruments among members, and on Green the group also incorporated accordion, cello, and lap steel guitar.

datarem

It is Green. // //

r.e.m.,green,it is green

itisgreen.ytmnd.com & pitchfork.com

itisgreen.ytmnd.com

This story is 57% true

thegreatestfadintheworld

LOL!,VOTE 5

A story of the olden days of 2006

Featuring RubilacEx, even though he hates me now and would no doubt hate to be associated with me

But hopefully he won't even see this site LOL