?A Site to Appeal to SantabotAI |
gaybarstar83 |
(3.00) |
802 |
2014-02-26 |
description:
A site to appeal to SantabotAI, pilleater, and Mr. Krabs!!!!
domain:
pil
keywords:
pilleater,SantabotAI,JohnnyLurg,Mr Krabs
fg image origin:
Courtesy of SantabotAI.
bg image origin:
Courtesy of pilleater.
sound origin:
Courtesy of JohnnyLurg.
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?Nick Cage, Maestro |
JloBiafra |
(3.27) |
1,967 |
2014-02-21 |
description:
Nick Cage debuts as a classical conductor
domain:
nickcagemaestro
fg image origin:
Nicholas Cage
sound origin:
Clockwork Orange
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?What does Scatman John want for dinner? |
fetcher |
(3.73) |
2,058 |
2014-02-01 |
description:
Mr. Larkin was a little bit rude to me when I asked him what he'd like for dinner.
domain:
Scatmans-Dinner
site text:
A SOUP BOWL, FAGGOT! // //
keywords:
Scatman John
fg image origin:
A soup bowl, faggot.
bg image origin:
Scatman John doing his thang
sound origin:
Snippet of "Scatman's Dance" from album "Take Your Time" (1999)
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?Run, ostrich, run |
CarlosPL |
(3.67) |
1,490 |
2014-01-20 |
description:
I saw it on a GIF with sound comp.
All rights reserved to Mr. JamaicanBaconify and that arabian guy who recorded the ostrich.
domain:
ostrichrun
keywords:
ostrich,run
fg image origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR0EHW6IpSw
sound origin:
Paul Engermann - Push it to the limit
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?mr krabs |
ismellpussy |
(2.17) |
422 |
2014-01-19 |
description:
stop it
domain:
eeeaaah
fg image origin:
and footbsll
bg image origin:
a*
sound origin:
durr guy
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?mr. strickland - bug captor |
fourest |
(4.22) |
7,252 |
2014-01-16 |
description:
lo
domain:
strickland
fg image origin:
;p
sound origin:
;
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?Random Golden Mushrooms |
CFT |
(1.50) |
477 |
2014-01-14 |
description:
what is this I don't even...
domain:
goldmushroom
site text:
Look! // Random mushrooms // that are gold!
keywords:
gold,mushroom, mario
fg image origin:
CFT
sound origin:
That Mr. Trolololol guy
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?(nsfw) penis |
Dogdick |
(3.20) |
1,614 |
2014-01-14 |
description:
dicks
domain:
uncutdicks
fg image origin:
tumblr
sound origin:
mr oizo - construction
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?YOUR FACE HERE |
manynamesmanyfaces |
(1.00) |
943 |
2014-01-02 |
description:
I do funny things for free. But for you, FREE. Once in a lifetime offer, take it or leave it.
domain:
intelligentbeans
site text:
THIS // IS // STUPID
keywords:
random,that guy,fish,37,oranges,picture is unrelater
fg image origin:
GOOGLE
bg image origin:
GOOGLE
sound origin:
THIS SITE
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?save mr hanks |
chrismofer |
(1.00) |
743 |
2013-12-22 |
description:
It's not who you hanks, Jeremy, it's why he isn't.
domain:
banksthehanks
keywords:
banks,is,hanks,if,he,does
fg image origin:
fuck you nsa
sound origin:
nope
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?A Clockwork Troll |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.57) |
4,991 |
2013-12-16 |
description:
lol, gr33nscr33n
domain:
jokeplus
keywords:
lax,shizzle,jimmm,doge,kfc,ear rape,pde
fg image origin:
A Clockwork Orange + edits
sound origin:
A Clockwork Orange + edits
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?(nsfw) CottonEyedJoe |
TaterSammich |
(2.88) |
552 |
2013-12-09 |
description:
he will swallow you whole
domain:
CottonEyeJose
site text:
Can you feel it Mr.Krabs? // //
keywords:
fat,funny,dance
fg image origin:
Youtube
sound origin:
Rednex- Cotton Eye Joe
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?Grand Thanksgiving Party |
LegoLewdite |
(3.89) |
2,717 |
2013-11-27 |
description:
Happy Thanksgiving
domain:
frozenturkeys
keywords:
alice's restaurant,arlo guthrie,patriots,mst3k,johnny cash,william burroughs,macy's,palin,muppets,mr bean,christmas vacation,peanuts,gratitewd
fg image origin:
trip. toe. feign.
sound origin:
edits
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?chunk is next |
fourest |
(4.13) |
5,654 |
2013-11-18 |
description:
lol
domain:
blondechunk
keywords:
chunk,reservoir dogs,goonies,mr blonde
fg image origin:
reservoir dogs, the goonies
sound origin:
stealers wheel
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?Mrs. Lift, this is your wake up call |
Imakeafunny |
(4.00) |
1,160 |
2013-11-10 |
description:
For a nominal fee, we will send an A-List celebrity to your home for a wake up call.
domain:
wakeupbitch
keywords:
throw mama,danny devito,soul finger,wake up call
fg image origin:
hur
sound origin:
derp
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?(nsfw) Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs |
CrispyNugget |
(4.33) |
2,365 |
2013-11-03 |
description:
HueHue
domain:
OhYeahMrK
fg image origin:
MrUjellyfish on deviant art
bg image origin:
same as foregroud
sound origin:
the video is off of youtube
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?Mrs. Doubtfire Says Hello |
longdog |
(3.00) |
859 |
2013-11-01 |
description:
Helloooooo!
domain:
doubtfirehello
keywords:
mrs doubtfire,doubtfire,hello,hellooo,cake,face,cream
fg image origin:
Mrs. Doubtfire
sound origin:
Mrs. Doubtfire
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?(nsfw) Mrs. Officer Vi |
halobender |
(2.50) |
891 |
2013-10-25 |
description:
Freeze! Or don't, I don't care.
domain:
mrsofficervi
fg image origin:
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/champions-skins/skin-preview/officer-vi-keeps-beatdowns-coming-fist-first
sound origin:
Lil' Wayne - Mrs. Officer
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?chakachakachakachakachakachaka |
avgwknd |
(2.25) |
293 |
2013-10-25 |
description:
chakachakachakachakachakachakachakachakachaka
domain:
chakachakachaka
site text:
chakachakachakachakachakachaka // //
fg image origin:
Loop from The Simpsons S07E02. Found on http://thetalesofsharmander.tumblr.com/
sound origin:
Loop of "Goodbye Sober Day" by Mr. Bungle from CALIFORNIA album
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?Nic Cage Fucks Tom Brady in Mexico |
HarveyMilk |
(3.86) |
1,347 |
2013-10-24 |
description:
The Detroit Lions drink a lot of Fruitopia and get diarrhea all over the field. But it was really Mrs. Fields and all of the cookies were shit.
domain:
breakhisback
keywords:
FUCK THE PHILIPPINES
fg image origin:
Roll Fizzlebeef
bg image origin:
new england patriots
sound origin:
fancy unicorns
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?Groovie Goolie |
mrgif |
(2.00) |
904 |
2013-10-23 |
description:
monster mashing
domain:
GroovieGoolie
keywords:
monster,halloween,zombie,dancing,Groovie Goolie
fg image origin:
mr-gif.com
bg image origin:
mr-gif.com
sound origin:
Groovie Goolies monster mash
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?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,859 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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?Hurkey Jerky |
Imakeafunny |
(2.80) |
873 |
2013-10-07 |
description:
"Choo-Choo" The Hurkey Jerky Dancer from Mr. Show
domain:
HurkeyJerky
keywords:
choo-choo,hurkey jerky dancer,mr. show
fg image origin:
no
sound origin:
no
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?Mr. Farrakhan's Neighborhood |
BuffcoatMusicChannel |
(2.50) |
767 |
2013-10-07 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
farrakhan
site text:
// VOTE 5 //
keywords:
johnnylurg
fg image origin:
The Barney Bunch
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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?RIP Mr. Jingles |
royalflushrodie |
(1.00) |
596 |
2013-10-03 |
description:
Tribute page to the bravest hamster to ever walk this earth.
domain:
RIPMrJingles
site text:
R.I.P. // Mr. Jingles //
keywords:
hamster
fg image origin:
n
sound origin:
j
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?Cracker - Mr. Wrong |
BuffcoatMusicChannel |
(2.33) |
421 |
2013-10-01 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
thedavidlowerycaper11
site text:
// VOTE 5 //
keywords:
johnnylurg
fg image origin:
The Barney Bunch
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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?Good afternoon, Mr. Bobby Fischer! |
woman |
(2.83) |
1,064 |
2013-09-28 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
afternoon
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Well, what does it look like?
sound origin:
Interview on Philippine radio, 6/9/2003
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?this is why they call me mr worldwide |
pigzig |
(1.00) |
339 |
2013-09-28 |
description:
this is why they call me mr worldwide
domain:
worldwide
site text:
worldwide // //
fg image origin:
tumblr
sound origin:
jewtube
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?(nsfw) OMG!!! Secret Nazi Vault! |
Yusef7 |
(1.00) |
1,149 |
2013-09-21 |
description:
I woke up and went to class in Vault 101, only to discover it was one of Hitler's bunkers!
domain:
nazivault101
site text:
Secret // Nazi // Vault!
keywords:
nazi,vault,secret nazi,vault 101,fallout,fallout 3,Mr. Brotch,Heute Ist Mein Tag,Blümchen,Blümchen Heute Ist Mein Tag
fg image origin:
A portrait of Adolf Hitler
bg image origin:
A screenshot of Fallout 3
sound origin:
The infamous "Heute Ist Mein Tag" by Blümchen
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?DougLurg learns about Donald Duck Orange Juice |
BuffcoatMusicChannel |
(2.40) |
583 |
2013-09-15 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
gooby
site text:
// VOTE 5 //
keywords:
johnnylurg
fg image origin:
The Barney Bunch
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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