| ?Groovie Goolie |
mrgif |
(2.00) |
875 |
2013-10-23 |
|
description:
monster mashing
domain:
GroovieGoolie
keywords:
monster,halloween,zombie,dancing,Groovie Goolie
fg image origin:
mr-gif.com
bg image origin:
mr-gif.com
sound origin:
Groovie Goolies monster mash
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| ?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,815 |
2013-10-17 |
|
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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| ?Hurkey Jerky |
Imakeafunny |
(2.80) |
851 |
2013-10-07 |
|
description:
"Choo-Choo" The Hurkey Jerky Dancer from Mr. Show
domain:
HurkeyJerky
keywords:
choo-choo,hurkey jerky dancer,mr. show
fg image origin:
no
sound origin:
no
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| ?Mr. Farrakhan's Neighborhood |
BuffcoatMusicChannel |
(2.50) |
743 |
2013-10-07 |
|
description:
LOL!
domain:
farrakhan
site text:
// VOTE 5 //
keywords:
johnnylurg
fg image origin:
The Barney Bunch
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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| ?RIP Mr. Jingles |
royalflushrodie |
(1.00) |
582 |
2013-10-03 |
|
description:
Tribute page to the bravest hamster to ever walk this earth.
domain:
RIPMrJingles
site text:
R.I.P. // Mr. Jingles //
keywords:
hamster
fg image origin:
n
sound origin:
j
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| ?Cracker - Mr. Wrong |
BuffcoatMusicChannel |
(2.33) |
406 |
2013-10-01 |
|
description:
LOL!
domain:
thedavidlowerycaper11
site text:
// VOTE 5 //
keywords:
johnnylurg
fg image origin:
The Barney Bunch
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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| ?Good afternoon, Mr. Bobby Fischer! |
woman |
(2.83) |
1,024 |
2013-09-28 |
|
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
afternoon
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Well, what does it look like?
sound origin:
Interview on Philippine radio, 6/9/2003
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| ?this is why they call me mr worldwide |
pigzig |
(1.00) |
333 |
2013-09-28 |
|
description:
this is why they call me mr worldwide
domain:
worldwide
site text:
worldwide // //
fg image origin:
tumblr
sound origin:
jewtube
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| ?(nsfw) OMG!!! Secret Nazi Vault! |
Yusef7 |
(1.00) |
1,102 |
2013-09-21 |
|
description:
I woke up and went to class in Vault 101, only to discover it was one of Hitler's bunkers!
domain:
nazivault101
site text:
Secret // Nazi // Vault!
keywords:
nazi,vault,secret nazi,vault 101,fallout,fallout 3,Mr. Brotch,Heute Ist Mein Tag,Blümchen,Blümchen Heute Ist Mein Tag
fg image origin:
A portrait of Adolf Hitler
bg image origin:
A screenshot of Fallout 3
sound origin:
The infamous "Heute Ist Mein Tag" by Blümchen
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| ?DougLurg learns about Donald Duck Orange Juice |
BuffcoatMusicChannel |
(2.40) |
567 |
2013-09-15 |
|
description:
LOL!
domain:
gooby
site text:
// VOTE 5 //
keywords:
johnnylurg
fg image origin:
The Barney Bunch
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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| ?Sad waffle is sad. |
Beanafred |
(2.67) |
485 |
2013-09-11 |
|
description:
Sad waffle is sad.
domain:
waffffle
site text:
BRIOCHE // //
keywords:
waffle
fg image origin:
http://flipthemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/happycat-bighead.gif
bg image origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj72zqZakE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
sound origin:
Mr. Softie Ice Cream tune.
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| ?el fílli |
elfacudelcap |
(1.00) |
641 |
2013-09-08 |
|
description:
gato
domain:
filli
site text:
(q orrible) // //
keywords:
oppa,lee donghae,donghae,fishy,A Fishy Love Story,Fish Out Of Water,sexy fish,MR FISHY,super junior,suju,super girl,super junior m,k-pop,k pop,asian,^_^,n.n,n///n,korea,korean,motivational,desmotivation,holi,jeje,carbonero,cap,gato puto,bolso puto
fg image origin:
Fishy
sound origin:
Super Junior M - Super Girl
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| ?Mr. Goodgame Doesn’t Change Facial Expr... |
csbea1 |
(1.00) |
677 |
2013-09-04 |
|
description:
Mr. Goodgame Doesn’t Change Facial Expressions
domain:
mrgoodgame
keywords:
Doesn’t Change Facial Expressions, Call on me,Goodgame
fg image origin:
Mr. Goodgame
sound origin:
YTMND asset
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| ?open this fucking pit up |
lappy463 |
(3.00) |
1,214 |
2013-09-02 |
|
description:
tinky winky opens this fucking pit up
domain:
tinkywinkypits
keywords:
teletubby,tinky winky,hardcore,mosh,pits,open this pit up,batman,lol
fg image origin:
google
sound origin:
Mr. Highway's Thinking About The End - A Day To Remember
|
|
|
| ?(nsfw) Spidermiame |
jackfiouse1 |
(3.67) |
1,471 |
2013-08-23 |
|
description:
Spidermiame miame partout
domain:
spidermiame
keywords:
spiderman,miame
fg image origin:
Spidermiame
sound origin:
Mr. Blue Sky
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| ?(nsfw) MR PASTA |
GonzonoG |
(1.00) |
706 |
2013-08-17 |
|
description:
mr pasta yum yum
domain:
mrpasta
fg image origin:
mine
bg image origin:
mine
sound origin:
freesound.org
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| ?Don't Do the Wrong Thing |
danwroy |
(1.00) |
315 |
2013-07-31 |
|
description:
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1je6mx/different_worlds_twin_souls/
domain:
dontdothewrongthing
keywords:
Fred Rogers,,Mr. Rogers,Dali Lama,Do The Right Thing,Spike Lee
fg image origin:
http://i.imgur.com/PsxbbwS.jpg
bg image origin:
http://mlkshk.com/r/76HH
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U35MvblI4og
|
| ?Sad Facts of Life... |
LegoLewdite |
(3.88) |
2,332 |
2013-07-29 |
|
description:
You're next, Tootie.
domain:
sadfactsoflife
keywords:
mrs. garrett,facts
fg image origin:
slapped peanit butter on the roofs of they mouts
bg image origin:
http://mrsgarrett.ytmnd.com
sound origin:
Redman
|
| ?oOHH YEAA |
ldrancer |
(2.75) |
2,575 |
2013-07-23 |
|
description:
found it on th einternet
domain:
mrkrabsahh
keywords:
mr krabs,oh yea,ahhhhhhhh
fg image origin:
internet
sound origin:
internet
|
| ?(nsfw) WHAT I WANT TO DO TO SOME YTMN... |
beatingadeadhorseoff |
(1.57) |
1,951 |
2013-07-19 |
|
description:
for the record it isn't gay to have a huge crush on hot girlforms like Mrs. DropDeadGorgeous BTVAGRANT GIRLFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneone
soooooooooooooooo hot
domain:
allimariwannado
keywords:
Farkle,Max Goldberg,Pilleater,BTVagrant
fg image origin:
me!
sound origin:
me!
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| ?Kaz Hirai gets furious at the Mr. Krabs spam and se... |
woman |
(3.38) |
1,126 |
2013-07-16 |
|
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
pilleaterpluz
keywords:
Kaz Hirai,Mr. Krabs
fg image origin:
Tom Cruise
sound origin:
Surprise
|
| ?Nic Cage Beauty |
nyehsmemorial |
(1.00) |
430 |
2013-07-15 |
|
description:
im gonna steal the declaration of independence
domain:
beautifulnicolas
site text:
are you feeling // it now // mr.crabs
keywords:
nic cage,no,declaration of independence
fg image origin:
http://filmskribenten.dk/2012/06/nicolas-cage-som-kat/ it is not mine they had it
bg image origin:
http://nicolas-cage-rules.tumblr.com/post/52577173255/you-are-fabulous-this-blog-makes-my-life-a-better they posted it not me
sound origin:
it is mgmt's electric feel from the album oracular spectacular no copyright intended.
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| ?Reed Richards will do Anything for Science |
distephano87 |
(3.43) |
1,335 |
2013-07-14 |
|
description:
...and so will the doctor.
domain:
RRwdAfS
keywords:
Fantastic,Four,4,Reed,Richards,Anything,Science,Mr,Doctor,1994
fg image origin:
Fantastic 4 - 1994
bg image origin:
Fantastic 4 - 1994
sound origin:
Fantastic 4 - 1994
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| ?Snow Vertigo |
gregkinnear2 |
(3.90) |
2,660 |
2013-07-04 |
|
description:
.
domain:
sorcerer
keywords:
simpsons,Sorcerer,DKC,Northern,Hemispheres
fg image origin:
The Simpsons Season 4, Episode 9 "Mr. Plow"
bg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Northern Hemispheres - Donkey Kong Country
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| ?If I had my way |
rextocopula |
(2.78) |
1,119 |
2013-07-01 |
|
description:
If Pink Floyd had it's way there would be no tolerance for insolence!
domain:
pinkfloydintheflesh
keywords:
pink floyd,max goldberg,moon man,mr. crabs,nigga,pichu,santabot
fg image origin:
www.thewallanalysis.com
bg image origin:
makeagif.com
sound origin:
audacity
|
| ?Heaven's a little more blackbelt |
Editz |
(2.50) |
181 |
2013-06-30 |
|
description:
So long, Mr. Kelly.
domain:
ripblackbeltjones
site text:
RIP Mr. Jones // //
fg image origin:
The web.
sound origin:
Audacity edit of YouTube open credits sequence.
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| ?mister krabs on up and coming |
pilleater |
(3.58) |
1,707 |
2013-06-28 |
|
description:
spongebob raps
domain:
lolesz
keywords:
mr.krabs
fg image origin:
mister krabs
sound origin:
mister krabs
|
| ?Shakin' These Hills |
BisquickOverlord |
(4.19) |
3,657 |
2013-06-20 |
|
description:
Mr. Big Is Pleased
domain:
bootymovin
keywords:
king of the hill,hank hill,booty movin,easy to get ass,fatboy slim,propane
fg image origin:
It's So Easy
sound origin:
Acid 8000 by Fatboy Slim
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| ?The only faggots PSA Guy likes |
tylersaintcool |
(3.42) |
1,548 |
2013-06-13 |
|
description:
PSA Guy's thumbs up of approval
domain:
devoureroffaggots
keywords:
psa guy,faggots
fg image origin:
Pork faggots + psa guy
sound origin:
Mr. Brain's faggots commercial + editing
|
| ?ScottyTMND |
GaryGnu |
(3.50) |
948 |
2013-06-05 |
|
description:
Captain Scott is Mr. Obvious.
domain:
ScottyTMND
site text:
ADMIRAL, // THERE BE // WALES HERE!
keywords:
Star Trek,Scotty,Whales ,Wales
fg image origin:
Star Trek IV
sound origin:
Star Trek IV
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