?floof |
BarackOwebama |
(3.00) |
455 |
2018-09-23 |
description:
Are YOWL KITTEN me? I am FELINE like a MEW CAT! Just SCRATCH MEOWt as a FURst POUNCE CATNIP EVERCLEAN, PURRincess!
domain:
floof
fg image origin:
I'm a cat! whats Furground Origin?
bg image origin:
I'm a cat! whats Backscratch Origin?
sound origin:
I'm a cat! whats Pound Origin?
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?Max Goldfinger |
rextocopula |
(2.67) |
641 |
2018-09-11 |
description:
Max Goldberg is like Monty Max from Tiny Tunes 1997
domain:
maxgoldfinger
keywords:
max goldberg,max,sean connery,goldfinger,monty max,money,tiny tunes
fg image origin:
I created it
bg image origin:
I made it
sound origin:
Audacity
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?Jim Carrey tries gay fuel |
Mamashmeeky |
(3.67) |
886 |
2018-08-28 |
description:
Jim Carrey sips some ol' gay fuel. "Those were the days".
domain:
JimCarreyGayFuel
keywords:
gay fuel,Jim Carrey,Ace Ventura,Einhorn
fg image origin:
Google
bg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Youtube
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?Scott Fickle |
rextocopula |
(3.40) |
346 |
2018-08-21 |
description:
Is it just me or did this always sound a little wrong.
domain:
scottfickle
site text:
Let's Tickle // Scott Fickle's // Hot Pickle
keywords:
nintendo 64,mario 64,mario,start button,video game,sounds like,miss-heard,misunderstood
fg image origin:
Super Mario 64
sound origin:
Super Mario 64
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?Buzz Lightyear's Astonishing Revalation |
rextocopula |
(3.50) |
848 |
2018-08-20 |
description:
Yea Im fresh like besch with blesh makin' creche flavored cresh with Fran dresch in a dress on an etch a sketch outlining mc esche er ese fesch picturesque fleche fetch flesch cook the flesh into a fresch gresh up on the hesch don't catch a klesch unless your lesch gives you a lesche to catch less under arrest inside a mesch tent and and accent with a mesh quest to pesch on a quest vest that is pesh with peshe plesh to the resch like pickle resh in a seche join our shesh make a spesh this aint a tesch wishy tesh over the thresh hold when tresch holds the wesch smith and wesche brush your teeth breath afresh caleche mouthwash enflesh get stuck enmesh raw horseflesh amish koresh dirty lafleche holy mahesh unisex mandresh interest my pradesh pretty flesh and then ramesh and hit refresh to try to ritesh somesh architects suresh as unflesh that vergesh shall vergresh all in bangladesh in the flesh lalitesh goes to marrakech in ordered to take mcelfresh's venkatesh!
domain:
buzzlookanalien
keywords:
buzz lightyear,meme,look an alien
fg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZS0N6a6xqk
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZS0N6a6xqk
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?(nsfw) JAY JAY THE JET PLANE XXX HENTAI |
nambona890 |
(3.79) |
2,057 |
2018-08-04 |
description:
HOLY SHIT FARTS AND POOPING AND DICKS AND CUM WITH JAY JAY CUMMING INSIDE A PAPER BAG
domain:
JAYJAYHENTAI
site text:
EXTREME ENGINE SEX ACTION // REALLY HOT // GET YA' DICK OUT
keywords:
jay jay the jet plane,hentai,sex,porn
fg image origin:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO SUCK A PENIS BUT IT WAS TOO BIG TO FIT DOWN YOUR THROAT WELL FEAR NOT INTRODUCING HAVING THE GUY FORCE YOUR HEAD DOWN ONTO HIS DICK SO NOW YOU CAN SUCK THE LARGEST DICKS WITH EASE
sound origin:
STICKING MY PENIS INSIDE JET ENGINES FEELS AMAZING IT FEELS LIKE THE BEST BLOWJOB EVER
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?DAMN GIRL |
tenantennae |
(1.75) |
606 |
2018-07-27 |
description:
.
domain:
ilikemebedouinimwithyou
site text:
I LIKE ME BEDOUIN I'M WITH // YOU //
keywords:
i like me,bedouin,i'm with you,lauv
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?Always Succeed At Everything |
tenantennae |
(2.17) |
621 |
2018-07-03 |
description:
To succeed at everything you do, you have to do whatever it takes. Just like Tom Hiddleston when he when he won the part of Thor.
domain:
dailysuccessmotivation
site text:
#SUCCESS // //
keywords:
tom hiddleston,thor
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?will ferrell gets a wallet for christmas |
letsago |
(3.20) |
545 |
2018-06-26 |
description:
Scene from stepbrothers
domain:
Willwallet
keywords:
Wallet stepbrothers will ferrell christmas
fg image origin:
Will ferrell does not like his present
sound origin:
From stepbrothers
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?Your boss jokingly asks DO I LOOK LIKE A FAGG... |
tenantennae |
(2.60) |
720 |
2018-06-24 |
description:
.
domain:
badtimetoquoteexodusgodsandkings
site text:
BAD TIME TO QUOTE EXODUS GODS // AND KINGS //
keywords:
bad times to quote,exodus gods and kings
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women |
tenantennae |
(2.67) |
323 |
2018-06-21 |
description:
I can't believe Nescafe isn't using this in their ad campaign. What gives?
domain:
ilikemycoffeelikeilikemywomen
site text:
WHITE ! // //
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?My Exodus: Gods and Kings Site Got 1 Starred, A... |
tenantennae |
(1.62) |
1,613 |
2018-06-20 |
description:
Yeah...What reaction did you expect, you 1-starring faggot?
domain:
myreactiontogetting1starred
site text:
! // //
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?(nsfw) ITLTIWIHAP |
Nickelodeon |
(1.00) |
449 |
2018-06-20 |
description:
.
domain:
dickman
site text:
IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS // I WISH I HAD A PENIS //
fg image origin:
Duckman
sound origin:
Duckman
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?a doctor's rubber glove |
Yelnats |
(2.33) |
660 |
2018-06-13 |
description:
a doctor's rubber glove
domain:
adoc
keywords:
a doctor's rubber glove
fg image origin:
a doctor's rubber glove
sound origin:
a doctor's rubber glove
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?(nsfw) What 12,000 shekels worth of cocaine look... |
jimmyshackleton |
(3.67) |
852 |
2018-06-07 |
description:
12,000 shekels worth of cocaine
domain:
shekels
keywords:
cocaine,funny,wtf
fg image origin:
Some guy on the news
sound origin:
DJ Duro - Cocaine Motherfucker
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?Kenan and Kel and 50 Cent |
ChekhovsFleshlight |
(3.00) |
737 |
2018-06-05 |
description:
50 Cent originally recorded "P.I.M.P." as the theme song for "Kenan & Kel" but Nickelodeon rejected it and paid Coolio to sub in at the zero hour. Here's what it would have been like...
domain:
thatgucci-thatfendi-thatsoda
fg image origin:
Kenan and Kel
bg image origin:
50 Cent
sound origin:
50 Cent
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?Doublemint Gum |
Syndacco |
(4.50) |
2,313 |
2018-06-03 |
description:
double the flavor, double the fun
domain:
doublemint-gum
site text:
DOUBLE // THE // FUN
fg image origin:
doublemint gum
sound origin:
there's no single gum like it
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?We've updated our privacy policy |
jimmyshackleton |
(2.00) |
1,025 |
2018-05-31 |
description:
YTMND.COM Privacy Policy
What This Privacy Policy Covers
This privacy policy pertains to the use of the YTMND web site at http://www.ytmnd.com/
This privacy policy covers how YTMND treats personal information that YTMND collects and receives. Personal information is information about you that is personally identifiable like your name, address, email address, or phone number.
Children under 13 are not permitted to use the YTMND service, and so this privacy policy makes no provision for children's use of the site.
Information Collection and How it is used
General Information
YTMND collects personal information when you register with YTMND to use YTMND services or to post content.
When you register we ask for your email address and certain optional information such as your name, birth date, birth place, gender, biographical information, ICQ/AIM/Yahoo/MSN user name, and personal interests.
Depending on your level of desired service, we may ask for your billing address, phone number, and credit card information.
YTMND automatically receives and records information on our server logs from your browser, including your IP address, cookie, and the page you request.
YTMND uses information for the following general purposes: products and services provision, billing, identification and authentication, services improvement, contact, research, and anonymous reporting.
IP Addresses
IP Addresses are automatically reported by your browser each time you view a web page. Your IP address is stored in our user registration databases when you register with YTMND, as well as each time you log in and each time you upload digital content.
IP addresses may be used for various purposes, including:
To diagnose or service technology problems reported by our users or engineers that are associated with the IP addresses controlled by a specific web company or ISP.
To tailor advertising based on geographic area or other information derived from your IP address. Aggregate information derived from IP addresses may also be reported to advertisers.
To estimate the total number of users visiting YTMND from specific geographical regions.
To make sure that people are not voting for themselves or friends during contests or promotions.
To ban you and everyone on your ISP for being a twerp.
Cookies
A cookie is a small amount of data, which often includes an anonymous unique identifier, that is sent to your browser from a web site's computers and stored on your computer's hard drive.
You can configure your browser to accept all cookies, reject all cookies, or notify you when a cookie is set.
If you reject all cookies, you will not be able to use YTMND products or services that require you to "sign in," and you may not be able to take full advantage of the YTMND service.
YTMND uses its own cookies for a number of purposes, including to:
o Access your information when you "sign in".
o Keep track of preferences you specify while you are using YTMND's services.
o Display the most appropriate advertising banners, based on your interests and activity on YTMND.
o Estimate and report our total audience size and traffic.
o Conduct research to improve YTMND's content and services.
YTMND lets other companies (such as Google) [that show advertisements on some of our pages] set and access their cookies on your computer. Other entities' use of their cookies is subject to their own privacy policies, not this one. Advertisers or other entities do not have access to YTMND's cookies.
Information Sharing and Disclosure
When you post a message, your YTMND ID or alias that you are posting under is visible to other users unless otherwise specified.
If you post personal information online that is accessible to the public, you may receive unsolicited messages from other parties in return.
domain:
privacypolicy
keywords:
ytmnd,privacy policy,gdpr,eu
fg image origin:
privacy
sound origin:
policy
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?heffer's mom likes heavy metal |
letsago |
(1.00) |
620 |
2018-05-31 |
description:
Heavy metal Virginia wolfe.guitar track by me
domain:
Virginiametal
keywords:
heffer's mom virginia wolfe rocko nick metal rock
fg image origin:
Heavy metal
sound origin:
Metal by me
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?(nsfw) marge simpson eats too many pancakes |
letsago |
(4.11) |
1,212 |
2018-05-16 |
description:
marge eats too many pancakes and gets a fat belly
domain:
margepancakes
keywords:
marge simpsons pancakes eating food dinner eat fat
fg image origin:
marge becomes fat and greedy
sound origin:
artist-four freshman
song-Nothin' Like You
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?(nsfw) Ballin' Like Lemmy |
Brianisapickle |
(4.00) |
1,164 |
2018-05-15 |
description:
I'm Ballin' Like Lemmy
Check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-691924888
Check out my youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxINtjh1n4CXIBMCr8xCLPg
domain:
ballinlikelemmy
site text:
I'm Ballin' // Like Lemmy //
keywords:
Lemmy,Lemmy Koopa,Mario,Mario world,Koopalings,Luigi,yoshi,Super Mario,SNES,NES,Ballin',Ballin
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Me
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?Sergeant Mitchell needs the money |
jimmyshackleton |
(1.00) |
790 |
2018-05-11 |
description:
Looks like someone fucked up his wallet too...
domain:
hdtf
site text:
amazing voice acting! // //
keywords:
hunt down the freeman,half-life,berkan,video game,indiegogo
fg image origin:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/hunt-down-the-freeman-a-standalone-half-life-game-action#/
bg image origin:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/hunt-down-the-freeman-a-standalone-half-life-game-action#/
sound origin:
the captain's ass
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?Trump Exults in Release of Prisoners and a Date N... |
Spano |
(3.67) |
1,110 |
2018-05-11 |
description:
WASHINGTON — President Trump, exulting in the release of three Americans from prison in North Korea, confirmed Thursday that he would meet Kim Jong-un, the North’s leader, in Singapore on June 12, setting the date for a once unimaginable encounter. The choice of Singapore, a tidy, prosperous city-state with ties to both the United States and North Korea, is a small victory for Mr. Trump’s advisers, who talked him out of meeting Mr. Kim in the Demilitarized Zone between North and South Korea — a far more symbolic, but politically problematic, location. “We will both try to make it a very special moment for World Peace!” Mr. Trump said in a midmorning post on Twitter, hours after he traveled in the middle of the night to Joint Base Andrews near Washington to greet the three men: Kim Dong-chul, Tony Kim and Kim Hak-song. North Korea’s release of the Americans lifted a major obstacle to the summit meeting. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, who has taken charge of the diplomatic opening to the North, finalized its date and location during a 90-minute meeting with Kim Jong-un in Pyongyang, the north’s capital. Afterward, Mr. Pompeo left with the detainees on his plane. For Mr. Trump, basking in the glow of floodlights and TV cameras, it was a jubilant moment as he descended the steps of the aircraft with the three Americans, who flashed peace signs. But he acknowledged that the most difficult phase of the negotiations — persuading North Korea to surrender its nuclear weapons arsenal — lies ahead. “We’re starting off on a new footing,” he said. “I think he did this because I really think he wants to do something and bring that country into the real world.” As the two sides discussed potential meeting sites — the United States, South Korea, Mongolia, Vietnam and even a Navy warship anchored in the Pacific — they balanced political issues with practical considerations, like whether Mr. Kim could fly long distances on North Korea’s rickety aircraft. Last week, Mr. Trump expressed his preference for the Demilitarized Zone, saying that if the talks were successful, “there’s a great celebration to be had on the site.” He was clearly beguiled by the meeting of Mr. Kim and President Moon Jae-in of South Korea, which was replete with the images of two long-estranged neighbors making peace. But that symbolism troubled some officials, who argued that the Demilitarized Zone, because of its connection to the Korean War, would put a greater spotlight on the prospects for peace on the Korean Peninsula than on ridding the North of its nuclear weapons. They also worried about the optics of Mr. Trump traveling to Mr. Kim’s doorstep. EDITORS’ PICKS On Social Media’s Fringes, Extremism Targets Women A Simple Way to Improve a Billion Lives: Eyeglasses
An Orchestra Adopts a City, One Kid at Time Singapore, by contrast, is neutral ground, nearly 3,000 miles from Pyongyang, and not a treaty ally of the United States, like South Korea, Japan or the Philippines. Both countries have embassies there, United States Navy warships call at Singapore’s port and North Korea has operated trading companies there, though they have been shut down because of sanctions against Pyongyang. “North Korea will have a comfort level there that they just don’t have in other countries,” said Franklin L. Lavin, who served as the American ambassador to Singapore under President George W. Bush. A large C.I.A. station is also in Singapore, another former official said, and American spies meet regularly with their North Korean counterparts as part of an intelligence channel between the two countries.
domain:
nextmonth
fg image origin:
news
sound origin:
news
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?Suzanne Vega performs on American Idol |
MotherOfTheMP3 |
(4.41) |
4,807 |
2018-04-26 |
description:
EPIC DOMAIN GRAB on this American Idol parody, although the GIF itself displays it as "American Idle". This site I made is educational, and illustrates the drama that occurs when FREE ENTERTAINMENT activism gets advertised. This site is an edited version of an old flash cartoon from Newgrounds that was about Gary Brolsma and Numa Numa, but instead includes singer/songwriter Suzanne Vega, whom is known as "mother of the MP3", and even this site itself uses an MP3 file for it's audio, so respect and honor is key to this. This site has a storyline with American Idol judges Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon Cowell. This site features a sample of the song Tom's Diner, the song used to aid development of the MP3 file format. For shits and giggles, I even included some subtle Leonard Cohen references (but not Goatse references, since that would have made this NSFW). I also made some references to the new jack swing music genre since the DNA remix of Tom's Diner gave the NJS sound to an a cappella Suzanne Vega song, and also note that Paula Adbul made some new jack swing tracks back in the day, and it seems like Simon Cowell doesn't like the mother of the MP3 hence his preference to have rusty nails shoved into his ears.
domain:
AmericanIdol
keywords:
American Idol,mother,of,the,MP3,Suzanne,Vega,FREE ENTERTAINMENT,Tom's Diner
fg image origin:
youtu.be/BE3DNJHWFSo + edits to include mother of the MP3 instead of the Numa Numa guy
bg image origin:
American Idle
sound origin:
Tom's Diner, or the song used to aid development of the MP3 file format
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?The Dark Knight Rises...In GERMAN! |
tenantennae |
(3.75) |
694 |
2018-04-21 |
description:
He sounds like Cookie Monster.
domain:
germanbatman
keywords:
batman,bane,the dark knight rises,german
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
The actual German audio track of the Dark Knight Rises. Amazing
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?(nsfw) A site to appeal to people who like sites that ... |
Tekken |
(3.67) |
1,071 |
2018-04-03 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
designer
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Surprise
sound origin:
Surprise
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?Over The Top, Cohen vs. Cohen |
MotherOfTheMP3 |
(4.63) |
1,522 |
2018-04-01 |
description:
Leonard Cohen wants to hear his Suzanne song and dukes it out with Lyor Cohen who wants to mute audio from the Internet, just like how Warner Music Group muted audio from YouTube, then FREE ENTERTAINMENT activism came to YTMND in response to that, yeah it's a long story as to why.
domain:
placeneartheriver
keywords:
Leonard Cohen,Suzanne,Lyor Cohen,music,audio
fg image origin:
Leonard Cohen vs. Lyor Cohen
sound origin:
Suzanne
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?(nsfw) partyy mouse listens to New Jack City soun... |
MotherOfTheMP3 |
(4.25) |
1,610 |
2018-03-29 |
description:
partyy mouse likes to hear new jack swing music, and this movie soundtrack has some good tracks of it.
domain:
NinoBrown
keywords:
New Jack City,partyy mouse
fg image origin:
album cover
bg image origin:
partyy mouse
sound origin:
New Jack City soundtrack album
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?May I Take your Hat Sir |
bitzers19 |
(3.00) |
488 |
2018-03-23 |
description:
Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated matter?
You mean like a weenie, OK!
MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT SIR! MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT SIR! MAY I (alright, I've heard enough, you got the job).
domain:
mayitakeyourhatsir
site text:
MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT SIR! // //
keywords:
may i take your hat sir,spongebob,patrick,squidward,hat,squilliam,squilliam returns,krusty krab,core
fg image origin:
SpongeBob
sound origin:
SpongeBob
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?I call this site, "Bold and Brash" |
bitzers19 |
(3.00) |
584 |
2018-03-20 |
description:
MORE LIKE, BELONGS IN THE TRASH
domain:
boldandbrash
site text:
MORE LIKE // BELONGS IN THE TRASH!!! //
keywords:
spongebob,art,bold and brash,squidward,roasted,monty p. moneybags,artist unknown,the "art" episode
fg image origin:
SpongeBob
sound origin:
SpongeBob
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