?(nsfw) Oxameter |
Sikma200 |
(2.00) |
531 |
2014-02-05 |
description:
ERF
domain:
screwhumans
site text:
fuk hyomans i tek ovr da worl. // i kil sikma n kil al erf // dis mie worl u die now hyoman ho
keywords:
Earth, Aliens,Oxameter,Oxamitish
fg image origin:
gif provided by a video author from youtube, dar3dmag3.
bg image origin:
Steam chat.
sound origin:
Youtube Video download.
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?Philip Seymour Hoffman is dead! |
BigX |
(2.75) |
1,747 |
2014-02-03 |
description:
You knew it was coming when you saw the headlines.
domain:
ripneckbeard
site text:
Lando // Doesn't // Care
keywords:
lando,lando is not,phillip seymour hoffman,hoffman,is dead,lando: 100 hollywood: 0
fg image origin:
The cabin lights were turned very low, just bright enough for him to make out Leia's enchanting form. It was impossible to tell whether or not she was still wearing the towel. "About time," she purred, her voice making him shudder. She handed him a drink, which he downed in one swallow.
"Ah," Lando hissed, throwing the glass over his shoulder. "Goes down easy." The lights came back up, revealing to Lando that the towel was indeed gone. She took a seat in a plush lounger and crossed her legs. Lando tried not to stare, smiling politely at her attempted humor while wondering whether or not they were the longest he had ever seen. He didn't try hard enough, tearing his eyes from her inverted triangle of lustrous red-gold pubic hair to find her studying him. "Oh look," Leia said, flicking her left breast and giggling. "Jiggly."
sound origin:
They charged into the cockpit: Lando's tongue buried in Leia's mouth, her legs wrapped around his waist. He slammed her down on the command console, pinning her there while he undid his pants. "Wait," he said, looking through the viewport. "They'll see us." "They won't," Leia groaned impatiently. "I'm pretty sure they can see us. Look, that one's waving!" "So let 'em watch." She kissed him hard, all tongue. "Give it to me! Kriff me like one of your Twi'lek whores!" Lando wasn't about to deny her anything, pulling his cock free and guiding it between her strong thighs. "Wait," she said, still just barely able to control herself. "I feel so guilty about this, now that Han is dead." Lando simply sneered as he penetrated, then proclaimed "Lando is not!"
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?Philip Seymour Hoffman Is Dead |
DaMoses |
(2.71) |
2,022 |
2014-02-02 |
description:
Lando is Not
domain:
NowWeWontGetBoogieNights2
site text:
LANDO // IS // NOT
fg image origin:
LANDO NEVER DIES
sound origin:
LANDO NEVER DIES
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?Some kid dies |
Radicals |
(2.33) |
1,445 |
2014-01-23 |
description:
Some kid dies
domain:
somekiddies
fg image origin:
mac and me
sound origin:
some kid dies
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?ï½ï½ï½... |
ismellpussy |
(1.80) |
399 |
2014-01-20 |
description:
ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½
ï½ï½
ï½ï½
ï½ï½
ï½ï¼ï½ ï½ï½
ï½ï½ï½ ï½ï½ ï½ï½ï½ï½ ï½ï½ï½
ï½ï½
ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½
domain:
i12
keywords:
ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½
ï½ï½
ï½ï½
ï½ï½
ï½ï¼ï½ ï½ï½
ï½ï½ï½ ï½ï½ ï½ï½ï½ï½ ï½ï½ï½
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ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½ï½.
fg image origin:
ytmnd sucks
bg image origin:
ï½ï½
sound origin:
needs to die
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?OOBIEOGHOUS |
DoobinDog |
(3.00) |
1,867 |
2014-01-19 |
description:
May the Doob forever saunter the unfinished plywood-halls of Doob.
domain:
doobiesdoghouse
site text:
mods lied // doobie died //
keywords:
doobie,sa,somethingawful,goon,dog house,kickstarter,hot dog,soundmonkey,noni
fg image origin:
Everdraed from SA
sound origin:
Everdraed from SA
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?Sean Bean's characters fail at life |
Ebb1993 |
(3.67) |
650 |
2014-01-15 |
description:
Most of Sean Bean's characters die in movies and TV shows.
domain:
seanbeanfail
site text:
Sean Bean dies in every movie! // //
keywords:
sean bean,patriot games,game of thrones,goldeneye,equilibrium,the hitcher,the lord of the rings
fg image origin:
The Hitcher, GoldenEye, Equilibrium, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Game of Thrones, and Patriot Games
sound origin:
The Price is Right
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?Just testing some things |
willford55543 |
(1.00) |
252 |
2014-01-12 |
description:
Just trying out some things to see how it works
domain:
patrickhongisafag
site text:
SWEG ALL DAY // PATRICK IS A RAP GOD // TOO HARD
fg image origin:
http://www.thefeministwire.com/content/2011/02/kanye-west-monster.jpg
bg image origin:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/51571b7791fbabc42dc19036004bcc19/tumblr_mtya91l7eB1s8ouhxo2_250.gif
sound origin:
http://mp3skull.com/mp3/2chainz.html
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?(nsfw) We Just Want Your Ass |
tayloremersongibbons |
(1.00) |
681 |
2014-01-02 |
description:
This isn't hard.
domain:
wejustwantyourass
keywords:
three word phrase,bun b,band aid,retaliation is a must
fg image origin:
threewordphrase.com
sound origin:
bun b, "retaliation is a must"
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?R.I.P. Uncle Phil |
GaryGnu |
(4.36) |
10,547 |
2014-01-01 |
description:
Actor James Avery died today 01/01/2014
domain:
RIPjamesavery
site text:
R.I.P. // JAMES AVERY // 1948 - 2014
keywords:
Uncle phil,james avery,shredder,pillowy mounds,mashed potatoes
fg image origin:
Uncle Phil
sound origin:
Uncle Phil's Amazing Grace farts
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?RIP Uncle Phil |
Radiofreewill |
(3.54) |
2,668 |
2014-01-01 |
description:
Eat all you want up in heaven, Uncle Phil; they'll make more.
domain:
allthecloudsarepillowymoundsofmashedpotatoes
keywords:
uncle phil,,james avery,pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes,rip uncle phil,deadguYTMND
fg image origin:
http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/01/james-avery-dies-fresh-prince-of-bel-air-actor-will-smith-alfonso-ribiero/
sound origin:
http://unclephilmashedpotatoes.ytmnd.com/
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?hard wave |
ytnmd |
(1.33) |
765 |
2013-12-28 |
description:
hardstyle making a wave with hands
domain:
hardwave
keywords:
hard,wave
fg image origin:
Rinus, ( heb jij mijn piek gezien) song
sound origin:
Nghtcore The Darkness hardstyle (remix)
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?Hans Bubby |
amaclean |
(3.00) |
451 |
2013-12-20 |
description:
I'm your white knight.
domain:
hansbubby
site text:
Hans... Bubby // // I'm your white knight!
keywords:
die hard,hans bubby
fg image origin:
http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1icbgs/the_25th_anniversary_of_die_hard_how_john_mcclane/
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb2ZfG77BAo
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?(nsfw) Hard Rock'n |
glassworks |
(1.50) |
2,093 |
2013-12-09 |
description:
NSFW
domain:
HardRockn
keywords:
NSFW,Hard,rock,pron
fg image origin:
xvideos
sound origin:
some free loop web site
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|
?NELSON MANDELA IS DEAD |
FlamingTP |
(3.05) |
2,650 |
2013-12-09 |
description:
TP's $10 sponsorship of dead people but not Lando sites joke + TP actually giving a shit about the person who died this time.
domain:
Mandeada
site text:
Rest In Peace :( // //
keywords:
$10,Nelson Mandela,Stacks of Dead Presidents,R.I.P.,Lando is not,Lando
fg image origin:
Stacks of Dead Presidents
sound origin:
Touhou_Chireiden_Subterranean_Animism_Lullaby_of_Flame_OC_ReMix
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?Party Hard m8 |
rejectedpanda |
(2.60) |
556 |
2013-12-08 |
description:
Juke 2 high, gg skill shot bong hero
domain:
lololm8partyxxxhard
site text:
Hoi Hoi Hoi // HArD PaRty m8 //
keywords:
party hard,lol,m8,funny
fg image origin:
Party Hard m8
sound origin:
itunes m8
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?The Glory of Bacon |
Audovoice |
(2.00) |
1,081 |
2013-11-26 |
description:
get paid: eat bacon
get fat: be happy
live rotund: die young
domain:
glory-of-bacon
site text:
get paid : eat bacon // get fat: be happy // live rotund : die young
keywords:
artsy,fartsy,music,bacon
fg image origin:
Howl's Moving Castle. I did not make it a gif and don't know who did.
bg image origin:
mine
sound origin:
mine with a soundclip from The Cowboys.
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?marv ends marv |
fourest |
(4.51) |
7,797 |
2013-11-22 |
description:
oh man am i ever trying hard to appeal to father mckenzie. i hope he likes this site because its who i made it for right faggygr33nloser
domain:
marvmarv
fg image origin:
0
sound origin:
0
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?Life's a Brees |
FatHistorian |
(3.42) |
998 |
2013-11-17 |
description:
Drew Brees dies.
domain:
ripdrewbrees
keywords:
Drew Brees,Saints,NFL,That's gotta hurt
fg image origin:
NFL
sound origin:
Hanna-Barbera
|
?Fräulein Lacht |
zilbot |
(4.00) |
814 |
2013-11-14 |
description:
Ach, die Maitresse lacht doch weil sich über ihr gerade jemand anders aus dem Fenster stürzt.
domain:
fraeuleinlacht
keywords:
window,weeee
fg image origin:
:D
sound origin:
Is there anything more to life than jazz?
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?Tap and Tie |
Godzillahutnbek |
(3.50) |
791 |
2013-11-09 |
description:
Is he gay?
No.
He sells propane
domain:
Isellpropane
keywords:
King of the Hill,Hank Hill,propane,justin timberlake,suit and tie,tap and die
fg image origin:
King of the Hill
sound origin:
Strickland Propane
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?Headbanging goodness |
Not-Kenny-Rogers |
(2.00) |
253 |
2013-11-06 |
description:
Ever headbang as hard as this guy?
domain:
wubbadubbawimpwomp
site text:
You will never // go // THIS HARD
keywords:
headbang baby dubstep rockout rock penis fart queefing cookie monster nigger
fg image origin:
Googled headbanging baby
sound origin:
youtube to mp3 converter
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?QUADE PWNZ SINCE YOUTH!! |
LUFIUS |
(1.00) |
561 |
2013-11-04 |
description:
QUADE PWNZ SINCE YOUTH!!
domain:
quade
site text:
QUADE PWNZ ALL DIE U D3M0N F00LZ // //
fg image origin:
original
sound origin:
game
|
?(nsfw) Steak Tartare |
yourdogisnowtheman |
(4.04) |
5,854 |
2013-10-31 |
description:
CDR Riker is caught between a rock and hard place when his holographic girlfriend finds out that she's pregnant...but not with his baby.
domain:
steaktartare
keywords:
steak, tartare ,riker
fg image origin:
TNG
bg image origin:
NOT TNG
sound origin:
TNG & NOT TNG
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?Am i partying hard yet? |
mydadgaveupopcorn |
(1.67) |
589 |
2013-10-28 |
description:
"Am i doing it? Am i partying hard yet? I'm to scared to look" WUB WUB
domain:
amipartyinghardyet
site text:
Am i partying hard yet? // //
keywords:
to aru kagaku no railgun,to aru majutsu no index,party,hard,party hard,Am i partying hard yet?,amipartyinghardyet,wub,step,dub
fg image origin:
timotious_turnerz
bg image origin:
there isn't one
sound origin:
UKF Dubstep
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?(nsfw) Fate Testarossa: Die Motherf*ckers |
Ebb1993 |
(1.33) |
1,966 |
2013-10-28 |
description:
I really, really hate this anime, but seeing one of my most hated anime villains get beat the shit out of in the climax of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Strikers is deeply satisfying.
domain:
fatepwnsdrscaglietti
keywords:
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha,Nanoha,Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Strikers,Strikers,Fate,Takamachi,Scaglietti
fg image origin:
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Strikers ep 24
sound origin:
Geto Boys - Still
|
?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,852 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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?Epic A Good Day to Die Hard Maneuver |
Ebb1993 |
(1.00) |
715 |
2013-10-11 |
description:
Epic slow motion helicopter crash while jumping scene from A Good Day to Die Hard.
domain:
helicopterjumpdiehard
keywords:
Die Hard,John McClane,Yippee-ki-yay,Helicopter,Slow motion,epic,epic maneuver,ghost love score,nightwish
fg image origin:
A Good Day to Die Hard
sound origin:
Nightwish - Ghost Love Score
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?To the Batmobile! |
Funny-Internet-User |
(3.85) |
2,840 |
2013-10-10 |
description:
BrokeBat Mountin'
domain:
commissioner
keywords:
rip heath ledger he died,JOKEr
fg image origin:
http://whatisbatmanrunningfrom.ytmnd.com/
bg image origin:
some other thing
sound origin:
lando site
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?Cat chases fox off his land |
woman |
(2.00) |
699 |
2013-10-10 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
armstech
site text:
STEALTH CAMOUFLAGE... // CAN'T YOU EVEN // DIE RIGHT?!
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Ocelots are proud creatures.
sound origin:
They prefer to hunt alone.
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