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I am gay

penisfluid

I like to eat balls // penis // cock tooo

fuck ass,tits

penis tickling boner pills that cause aids

why cant I stop thinking about sexual intercourse lol no sauce fo ryou

Waiting in the prospective jury pool took 5 hours cause someone in Canada wasn't called and it's for people u don't know

theywon

you sit for 5 hours // if you're not called // for people u dont even know

amish

quora

stock image

Shout.mid

We've all been to one.

crappyhalloween

halloween,hulk,hogan,red,solo,cup,totaldistortion,dead,bitches

Hulk Steamer™ at a Halloween party feat. bitches

Spooky party treats

"You Are Dead" - Total Distortion

gato

youhavegatoradenow

you have OBTAINED // a delicious // GATORADE DRINK!!1

https://acetrainerjacob.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/gatorade-old.jpeg

https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/zelda-chest-opening-14881/

Some ringtone that is pre-loaded into older cisco phones.

areyouthere

// // ...are you there?

youtube

youtube

Love you

Slayve

Used paint to jumble few photos together

Used https://ytmp3.nu

we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas. Wh-pow, pow Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit. we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right

cwizzy

BALLIN!!!! // //

cwizzy,chaddaddy,ballin

https://ytmnd.com/assets/250077a81b274551eb9819ba85126975

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Y8mTEl4UM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7VJTjqo_bg

"I almost wanted to convince you that was a real scream, but then halfway through I was like, fuck it, it's Event Horizon."

samneilscreamfail

// oooooooAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! //

event horizon,sam neill,scream

Event Horizon

Event Horizon

for Tekkonkinkreet on Knockout based on a recollection he had.

acrowsjourney

http://i.imgur.com/YwIhFvE.gifv (Since deleted)

Any Way You Want It

The climactic scene where C-Wizzy finally becomes ABAP and destroys M6 for good (at least until the sequels, which I probably won't make ABAPtrix parodies of). BTW, in case you''ve never seen the original M6 video, here it is for context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KrdyIDoF_0

heisabap

LOL!,VOTE 5

The ABAPtrix, Part 3

C-Wizzy always wins baby, C-Wizzy always wins!

This show is underrated and what you say will never change that.

badasswayne

CRY ME // A RIVER // WATER BOY

The Cramp Twins,Cartoon,Funny

The Cramp Twins - Just Desserts

The Cramp Twins - Just Desserts

Not the funniest Nickelodeon cartoon, but this line was gold and deserves to be immortalized YTMND style

deadpeoplewantyou

WE'VE COME TO TAKE YOU // AWAY AND SEE IF DEAD // PEOPLE WANT YOU - SO THERE!

LOL!,VOTE 5

As Told By Ginger S1E13, "I Spy A Witch"

Same

Shatner throws child to the spiders to save his blanket.

shatnerfeedspiders

UP YOURS KID! // GOTTA SAVE // MY BLANKET!!!

shatner,spider,kingdom of the spiders,up yours kid,blanket

Kingdom of the Spiders

Kingdom of the Spiders + Trevor Phillips "go fuck yourself"

Also, Vinz likes early-2010s indie rock.

vinzdance

https://youtu.be/6MzMA7kfafw?si=CRbWF2VILx-A0UhJ

Two Door Cinema Club - What You Know

first one

NOYOUFR

YOU // IDIOT //

ok

niko oneshot

candy lanb low qualityu

Michelle Galvan is the woman who made Jain's song "Makeba" a trendy song through social media platforms in the year 2023. The song came out in 2015.

Makeba

Ooohe Makeba Makeba Makebella // Can I get a oohe? Makeba // Makes my body dance for you

Makeba,Jain,Michelle,Galvan,2015,2023,trend,song,tiktok,instagram,facebook,twitter,x,social,media,popular

https://dream-casting-database-dcdb.fandom.com/wiki/Michelle_Galvan/gallery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1DbYJH2h98

Fat Milton has appeared.

fatmilton

I believe you have // my fat stapler? //

milton,stapler,ff4,chocobo

stapler.ytmnd.com

FF4 Fat Chocobo + stapler.ytmnd.com

Steph Pappas is a Femi Girl! She's the FEMI GIRL now, DOG! (YTFGND)

yourethefemigirlnowdog

YOURE THE // FEMI GIRL NOW // DOG.COM

YTMND,YTFGND,steph,pappas,femi,girl,sean,connery,finding,forrester,comedy,parody

YTMND + Edit

YTMND + Edit

(𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔) ☔ Raincheck my 🐓 Cock-A-Doodle-Do 🥵 Space Country Trap by Jade Ann Byrne - Set to Rock the 🌎 World! 🚀🪕🎶 🏞️ 🎸 🌧️ 🌍 🌟 🚀 🔊 Trekking through rustic realms, Jade Ann Byrne enchants with her spellbinding melodies. Emerging from humble countryside roots, her music encapsulates nature's raw allure and heartfelt sagas echoing through the hills. With each guitar strum and every lyrical note, she spirits listeners away to a realm where time slows, and modern worries dissipate. Fueled by the sights and sounds of her surroundings, Jade Ann Byrne weaves a sonic tapestry that entrances the soul. Her harmonies, like gentle raindrops quenching parched soil, nourish the spirit and evoke tranquility. Immersing in her songs resembles a rejuvenating stroll through lush meadows, where air's crisp, fragrant, and nature's symphony reigns supreme. Yet, Jade Ann Byrne's music isn't merely a tranquil escape. It pulsates with country rock's vibrant energy, laced with a dash of enchantment that sets her apart. Her potent vocals resonate with emotions, delivering lyrics that speak to love, loss, and everyday life's trials and triumphs. From toe-tapping anthems that beckon you to dance, to soul-stirring ballads drawing tears, her performances leave indelible imprints on hearts. Ascending the musical echelons, Jade Ann Byrne readies to storm the global stage. As her melodies traverse borders, cultures, and languages, she unites through music's universal tongue. So, grab your passport, fasten your seatbelt, for Jade Ann Byrne is embarking on a musical odyssey that'll leave you breathless, yearning for more. 🌟🎸🔊🌍 🎼 🎵🎵 🎶🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶 🎶 🎶🎵 🎶 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶🎵🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶🎵🎶🎵 🎶🎵🎶 🎶🎵 🎶 Is this a MEME??? 🤔😄

EatMyCakeRecordsTheHomeofSpaceCountryTrap

Eat My Cake Records Presents // (Are You Taking A) Raincheck // on my Cock-A-Doodle-Do ?

JadeAnnByrne, egirl4rent, EatMyCakeRecords, space country trap, cosmic fusion, futuristic western, interstellar rodeo, high-tech barn dance, electronic space cowboys, cosmic odyssey, rodeo vibes.

JadeAnnByrne.com

JadeAnnByrne.com

JadeAnnByrne.com

You're the pork now dog! (YTPND)

youretheporknowdog

YOURE THE // PORK NOW // DOG.COM

ytmnd,ytpnd,sean,connery,pork,finding,forrester,comedy,parody

YTMND + Edit

YTMND + Edit

https://wrmilegends.com/ DJ Dave Mason playing all the AM Gold and classic rock you hear everywhere else in most FM and AM markets.

wrmistinkingupshortwave

WRMI,shortwave radio,AM,5050 kilohertz,normal and boring

Found online, photo of WRMI shortwave transmitter building.

Recorded off the NA5B WebSDR.

My first foray into recreating a full song in the style of something you'd see on an NES. Comes with a title screen, too.

pixeloftheopera

pixel,phantom of the opera,nes,chiptune

Pixel art created by myself.

Music originally from "The Phantom of the Opera" by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Created using https://onlinesequencer.net

Biden has done enough damage to our nation, and I HAD IT WITH HIM! IMPEACH BIDEN AND BRING BACK TRUMP! TRUMP 2024! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! LET'S GO BRANDON! FUCK JOE BIDEN! FJB!

FuckJoeBiden

*drumroll* // VINEGAR // CAILLOUUUUUUUU!!!!!

fjb,fuck,joe,biden,let's,go,brandon,trump,2024,make,america,great,again,maga,caillou,rodgers,fred,rogers,mister,pbs,paul,heyman,wwe,drumroll,vinegar,life,goes,on,oliver,tree

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjK7OrfWsAgIKif?format=jpg&name=medium https://www.deviantart.com/regulas314/art/Animated-Atrocities-Big-Brother-Caillou-654655825 https://www.deviantart.com/johnvin2000/art/YOU-RE-A-FUCKING-RODGERS-POS-OF-A-US-PRESIDENT-948624013 https://www.wrestlinginc.com/img/gallery/every-paul-heyman-guy-ranked-by-accomplishments/l-intro-1660664168.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT216Rrg0jY

I was there at that party, BTW. (/j)

weendance

https://tenor.com/view/happy-st-patricks-day-pattys-gif-20780561

Ween - Fucked Jam

People Like Us, we've gotta stick together Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever Here's to the damned to the lost and forgotten It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom Oh, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh We are all misfits living in a world on fire Oh, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh Sing it for the People Like Us, the People Like Us This song SUCKS!

PeopleLikeUsKellyClarkson

Singing 4 the // People // Like US!

people,like,us,kelly,clarkson,2013,pop,song

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/Kelly_Clarkson_-_People_Like_Us_%28Official_Single_Cover%29.png (Edited for Comedy Purposes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AV8lxGjdZ0

You cant escape bots. They're everywhere.

idontknowhowtoreportauser

My private messages on ytmnd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO-gc3Lh-oI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO-gc3Lh-oI3

FUCK YOU

fuckyoueveryoneyoubitchassniggerilikecraps

NIGGER // NIGGER // NIGGER

IUJKLSIUDKJ

JH,K.DFUJHM

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

Reaganomics More atomics High inflation And taxation Don't yield to temptation Crime comes from inflation Not just in this nation It's the world's situation Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Times keep on changing Always rearranging Politicians are aging What price are we paying? High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) You might also like The Return of Captain Rock Captain Rock Feel The Force G-Force (Ronnie Gee & Captain Cee) Slime You Out Drake In time, revolution Clean up the pollution There is one solution The global institution Reaganomics (more atomics) High inflation (and taxation) Reaganomics More atomics High inflation And taxation Reaganomics (more inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Rеaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Timеs keep on changing Always rearranging Politicians are aging What price are we paying? High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) In time, revolution Clean up the pollution There is one solution The global institution

dgge

dog

Self-descriptive in that it describes itself as a dog typing but i in GIF stands for interchange

padding

Dj 21- Back To The Old School (Electro x Funk) Ray-Gun-Omics - Project Future

Unfortunately, Adobe generative fill still doesn't understand what "Ed O'bradovich" means, so I'm stuck headpasting the old fashioned way for the forseeable future. Fucking bullshit technology.

getsy

lindsey buckinghampton

week 2

week 2