?Triumph of the Inevitable |
inkdrinker |
(3.43) |
1,757 |
2013-11-10 |
description:
Joke's on him. Proton decay will take his grim skeletal ass in the end, too.
domain:
thelastlaugh
keywords:
,even imagining eternal oblivion is p much beyond my capacity,because our only understanding of oblivion is sleep and reflecting upon the fact that we were oblivious as evident by passage of time,it's inevitability and inevitability alone that keeps the whole concept of death from reducing me to a shrieking terrified mess,since as humans we're pretty good at the whole stiff upper lip thing provided we can be convinced something cant be avoided
fg image origin:
Rare actual footage of the grim spectre of death celebrating your imminent demise.
sound origin:
4Minute - Muzik (Instrumental)
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?Youtube, Your Privacy, and Profitability -- Guess ... |
mercwithmouth |
(4.41) |
15,290 |
2013-11-07 |
description:
Youtube, Your Privacy, and Profitability -- Guess Which One Google Respects Most? Very lately, Google has been making many changes to its video website, Youtube. But, these changes really tend to erode your privacy as a look at their Terms of Service from 2011, compared to their forced integration of GooglePlus, tends to show.
domain:
google-respects-your-privacy
keywords:
google, google+,GooglePlus,Youtube,Privacy,Forced GooglePlus,Forced Google+,Terms of Service,Irony,monopoly,crass greed
fg image origin:
Google and youtube of course
bg image origin:
Google and youtube , where else?
sound origin:
Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase theme song -- 'It's All About The Money'
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?Evil Kitty |
lauragwendolyn |
(1.00) |
352 |
2013-11-04 |
description:
Ana the kitty doesn't really like her antler ears too much.
domain:
dundundun5678
keywords:
cat,evil cat
fg image origin:
from my iphone
sound origin:
the theme song from the movie "Halloween"
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?Free Rain |
Primatron |
(3.25) |
992 |
2013-10-30 |
description:
Lady Gaga likes her free rain. I like free rain too. We have a lot in common.
domain:
freerain
keywords:
free rain,Lady Gaga,common sense
fg image origin:
funny youtube rip
bg image origin:
Free Rain
sound origin:
Lady Gaga
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?Doth Monstrosities of One's Pocket |
manofyonder162 |
(3.75) |
1,228 |
2013-10-29 |
description:
One of the many image macros of medieval humour across th esite, done by me.
domain:
medievalmon
keywords:
pokemon, medieval,ash ketchum
fg image origin:
The Historic Tale Construction Kit
sound origin:
http://ytmnd.com/assets/dc214e3be08254a117eb6affbb9806a8
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?Throw |
MotorBurn |
(2.50) |
362 |
2013-10-21 |
description:
It's ridiculous that something so simple as this worn and torn ball that has been thrown so many times over the years holds so much history. It may not men much to you or someone else but to me, this thing has been with me everywhere and for so long.
domain:
thrownaround
fg image origin:
Me.
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Te5we8kFs
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?wow such musix much talent many rave |
Ziggah |
(3.13) |
1,259 |
2013-10-19 |
description:
Wow
domain:
dogesong
site text:
such letters // much musix // wow
fg image origin:
Doge much shibe credit
bg image origin:
Doge much shibe credit
sound origin:
Me doge, such myself much self prouds
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?Kyle Doesn't Change Facial Expressions |
Leonheart515 |
(1.00) |
1,274 |
2013-10-13 |
description:
As per /u/tallywacker_tickler
domain:
kylesface
fg image origin:
reddit.com
sound origin:
the many facial expression sites
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?Garden path. |
Audovoice |
(4.00) |
1,177 |
2013-10-04 |
description:
Too many plants.
domain:
gardenpath
site text:
The girl told the story cried // I know the words to that song // about the queen don't rhyme
keywords:
plant,wood,path,garden
fg image origin:
My garden.
bg image origin:
My garden.
sound origin:
My music.
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?Max argues with some black lady about how to sav... |
DarthWang |
(4.00) |
1,511 |
2013-09-29 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
mortar
site text:
TOO LAZY TO // ANIMATE IT LOL //
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Max Trek: Troll Contact
sound origin:
Macks arguing with his girlfriend who really really hates the Moon KKKrew because she's black
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?Chad Warden Gets Physical |
DarthWang |
(3.00) |
1,681 |
2013-09-22 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
physique
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
C-Wizzy
bg image origin:
Chad Daddy
sound origin:
He goes by many different names, aight, Big Papi
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?Shaq Gets Too Physical |
Fluk3 |
(4.03) |
2,422 |
2013-09-19 |
description:
Shaq Gets Too Physical
domain:
shaqgetstoophysical
keywords:
Shaq Gets Too Physical
fg image origin:
Inappropriate
sound origin:
Inappropriate
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?Happy Creature |
Drackir |
(1.67) |
677 |
2013-09-10 |
description:
The happy creature running to it's favourite song.
domain:
happycreature
keywords:
lost patrol,alright, happy,the world is on our side,creature
fg image origin:
Found it somewhere on the internet many years ago.
sound origin:
Lost Patorl featuring Lisa Miskovsky
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?Raiden & Vamp are too easy to make fun of |
tylersaintcool |
(3.60) |
1,271 |
2013-09-10 |
description:
I left out the part where they take turns tap dancing on each others chest. I'm not making that up.
domain:
raidenandvamp
keywords:
raiden,vamp,metal gear solid,mgs4,FAGGOT
fg image origin:
MGS4
sound origin:
MGS4
|
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?A Site to appeal to Houseofcards 2 |
Daltonofzeal2 |
(3.82) |
1,869 |
2013-09-07 |
description:
A pony is a small horse[1][2][3] (Equus ferus caballus). Depending on context, a pony may be a horse that is under an approximate or exact height at the withers, or a small horse with a specific conformation and temperament. There are many different breeds. Compared to other horses, ponies often exhibit thicker manes, tails and overall coat, as well as proportionally shorter legs, wider barrels, heavier bone, thicker necks, and shorter heads with broader foreheads. The word "pony" derives from the old French poulenet, meaning foal, a young, immature horse, but this is not the modern meaning; unlike a horse foal, a pony remains small when fully grown. However, on occasion, people who are unfamiliar with horses may confuse an adult pony with a foal.
The ancestors of most modern ponies developed small stature due to living on the margins of livable horse habitat. These smaller animals were domesticated and bred for various purposes all over the northern hemisphere. Ponies were historically used for driving and freight transport, as children's mounts, for recreational riding, and later as competitors and performers in their own right. During the Industrial Revolution, particularly in Great Britain, a significant number were used as pit ponies, hauling loads of coal in the mines.
Ponies are generally considered intelligent and friendly, though sometimes they also are described as stubborn or cunning. Properly trained ponies are appropriate mounts for children who are learning to ride. Larger ponies can be ridden by adults, as ponies are usually strong for their size. In modern use, many organizations define a pony as a mature horse that measures less than 14.2 hands (58 inches, 147 cm) at the withers, but there are a number of exceptions. Different organizations that use a strict measurement model vary from 14 hands (56 inches, 142 cm) to nearly 14.3 hands (59 inches, 150 cm). Many breeds classify an animal as either horse or pony based on pedigree and phenotype, no matter its height. Some full-sized horses may be called "ponies" for various reasons of tradition or as a term of endearment.
domain:
maythebestpetwin
fg image origin:
Ponies originally developed as a landrace adapted to a harsh natural environment, and were considered part of the "draft" subtype typical of Northern Europe. At one time, it was hypothesized that they may have descended from a wild "draft" subspecies of Equus ferus.[6] Studies of mitochondrial DNA (which is passed on though the female line) indicate that a large number of wild mares have contributed to modern domestic breeds;[7][8] in contrast, studies of y-DNA (passed down the male line) suggest that there was possibly just one single male ancestor of all domesticated breeds.[9] Domestication of the horse probably first occurred in the Eurasian steppes with horses of between 13 hands (52 inches, 132 cm) to over 14 hands (56 inches, 142 cm),[10] and as horse domestication spread, the male descendents of the original stallion went on to be bred with local wild mares.[9][10]
bg image origin:
Michael Westen: My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy. Until...
voice on phone: We got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted.
Michael Westen: When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in.
Michael Westen: Where am I?
Fiona Glenanne: Miami.
Michael Westen: You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-girlfriend...
Fiona Glenanne: Shall we shoot them?
Michael Westen: An old friend who used to inform on you to the FBI...
Sam Axe: You know spies... bunch of bitchy little girls.
Michael Westen: Family too...
Sam Axe: Hey, is that your Mom again?
Michael Westen: ... if you're desperate.
Madeline Westen: Someone needs your help, Michael!
Michael Westen: Bottom line? Until you figure out who burned you... you're not going anywhere.
sound origin:
The United States Pony Club defines "pony" to be any mount that is ridden by a member regardless of its breed or size. Persons up to 25 years old are eligible for membership, and some of the members' "ponies" actually are full-size horses.
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?RAY CHEN SNOLAU |
pagalies12 |
(1.00) |
274 |
2013-09-03 |
description:
LOLZ
domain:
duh-hello
fg image origin:
DUN DIDILY MAYDE IT MYSELF
bg image origin:
DID IT TOO
sound origin:
BUK LAU, OWNAGE PRANKS
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?Fandom and critics have ONE weakness |
Ebb1993 |
(1.75) |
677 |
2013-09-03 |
description:
If there's one thing I hate about fandom and critics, it's the fact that they always hate sequels. Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, Dirty Harry, Death Wish, Star Wars, RoboCop, Speed, I can name some other movies that suffer from this kind of reaction. Even The Santa Clause. And this doesn't just apply to movies, the same goes for video games, anime, and many others.
domain:
fandomhatessequels
site text:
// Sequels. //
keywords:
Sequel,Sequels,Sequelitis,Fandom,Fans,Critics
fg image origin:
Rotten Tomatoes
sound origin:
Axel F
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?Cartoon Violence |
thebito |
(4.26) |
8,540 |
2013-09-01 |
description:
WATCH OUT, CHUCK!
domain:
RubySpears
keywords:
carton,cartoon,violence,lasers,boys noize,snoop dogg,faggy,static,tv
fg image origin:
Chuck Norris Karate Commandos
bg image origin:
Television
sound origin:
Boys Noize
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?The Spanish Monk |
TacoBreath |
(4.04) |
4,141 |
2013-08-28 |
description:
Many spirits prowl the ranch.
domain:
chewwwwwgone
keywords:
Unsolved Mysteries,Robert Stack,ghost,Spanish,monk,supernatural,haunted,creepypasta,ranch
fg image origin:
Unsolved Mysteries
sound origin:
Robert Stack
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?(nsfw) Squidward Squirrel |
LeopardSpeedo |
(1.40) |
1,623 |
2013-08-27 |
description:
Too many questions.
domain:
SquidwardSquirrel
keywords:
squidward, deadmau5,squirrel,project 56,a song about squirrels
fg image origin:
Squidward.
sound origin:
Deadmau5 - A song about squirrels
Album - Project 56
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?Animal Crossing - Get out of my town! |
phillies |
(2.33) |
1,431 |
2013-08-25 |
description:
So many villagers that I hate move in!
domain:
acmoveout
site text:
// MOVE OUT //
keywords:
new leaf,nintendo,3ds,animal crossing,sneaker pimps
fg image origin:
Animal Crossing: New Leaf
sound origin:
Sneaker Pimps
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?RIP Justin Beiber |
vtech |
(1.67) |
1,812 |
2013-08-24 |
description:
RIP Justin Beiber
domain:
kack33
site text:
R.I.P. // JUSTIN DREW BEIBER // 1994-2013
fg image origin:
Too sad to say
sound origin:
Too sad to say
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?Ted Danson - ReDansoned |
jasonkrowe |
(3.57) |
1,594 |
2013-08-21 |
description:
Its taken many years of hard work and sacrificial lambs, but its finally here.
domain:
redansonedteddanson
keywords:
Ted Danson,,Epic Danson,Danson,Dancin
fg image origin:
The Googlenet
sound origin:
Ducktales: Remastered - Moon Level
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?Raiden is too easy to make fun of |
woman |
(2.78) |
950 |
2013-08-19 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
jamesjohnson
site text:
// YOU'RE -- A MAN? //
keywords:
Raiden,MGS2,Gay,homo,queer,fag
fg image origin:
MGS2
sound origin:
MGS2
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?GARBAGE DAY is too easy to make fun of |
woman |
(2.78) |
789 |
2013-08-19 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
veryeasy
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
stolen + GARBAGE DAY
sound origin:
same
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?GOTTA GO FAST! |
frogsplash45 |
(4.00) |
2,011 |
2013-08-15 |
description:
You're too slow!
domain:
gottagofastsonic
keywords:
sonic the hedgehog,sanic,sonic,sega,genesis,tails,knuckles,green hill zone
fg image origin:
Sonic
sound origin:
Sanic
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?Guten Faaag!!! (real version) |
woman |
(3.20) |
1,716 |
2013-08-10 |
description:
DarthWang came up with a brilliant way of how to make twice as many sites!
domain:
gutenfaaag
site text:
Guten faaag! // //
keywords:
Guten Tag,FAGGOT PSA
fg image origin:
gutentaaag.ytmnd.com + editing
sound origin:
same
|
?lelelelelelel |
Entorix |
(3.00) |
1,152 |
2013-07-30 |
description:
nuff said
domain:
brightlightsloudmusic
keywords:
bright,lights,loud,music,trainer,seizure,epilepsy
fg image origin:
Found it on deviantart a long time ago and therefore unable to site my source. Many apologies.
sound origin:
I made it
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?Toy Story's So Heartwarming Isn't It? |
YourTheCoconutMan |
(4.00) |
1,616 |
2013-07-28 |
description:
Hmm... Maybe not...
domain:
youvegotanooseinme
keywords:
just one of the many dark things in this movie lol,Toy Story,hangman's noose,Randy Newman,you've got a friend in me
fg image origin:
Toy Story
sound origin:
Randy Newman - You've Got A Friend In Me
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?Too Much Dr. Pepper |
HarveyMilk |
(3.84) |
1,708 |
2013-07-28 |
description:
23 Authentic Flavors, but Carlton Banks ain't One
domain:
more-like-dr-penis-ol-ol-ol
keywords:
you can bank on carlton
fg image origin:
That's the cleaning power of Pencil, baby.
sound origin:
the black lady sold me cleaning products on the tv
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