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Alright, we have another caller It's Ogdan Skank What's up, Ogdan? It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut Now listen up Lol whatever faggot I have a very important— Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff My flow tough like elephant skin My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7 Jump on the YTMND I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC 'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7 Blue 42 hut hut 9/11 And you can get lost in natsoc perfection Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks I'm givin' race war addicts their fix I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry 'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy You punk bitch Current year, we're here Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and Mr. Krabs Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear Get that bullshit out the atmosphere Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here Legacy raps, Mac T on the track Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap White Air Force, stash spot with the gat It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at? More action, more excitement, more everything The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage Isn't that right Krabby Wabby? Oh yeah The current year has been an eventful one so far And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy AAAAAGH I couldn't agree more, but you know what? Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage Vote 5 A "Santabot" would be nice Come again? I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice" Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot" I'm here to tell you what to do And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick I'm here to help If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that Your help is definitely appreciated Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay I respect you I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor I think Krabs, I talk Krabs And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog! So, pretty please, with a nigger on top Vote fuckin' 5 This is Moon Man here KKK, KK, KK Proudly bringing you Numero dookie, niggers The White Album: Part 2 Two big White balls to yo face McDonaldland's magical radio

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moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk

Photo taken in space Jan. 28. 2022

"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic

The mainstream media has been lying to us! Redditors assemble to find the truth! All Mighty Emperor Jeb Bush has won the 2020 election.

jebwinstheelection

Jeb,Election,2020

https://www.kindpng.com/imgv/iThTJow_jeb-bush-flawless-victory-hd-png-download/

i made it

jeb bush saying please clap

Rock you like a Herman Cain

ihavenotpostedonytmndinoversixyears

COVID-19 // IS NOT //

lando,nein,internet,2012

Kill Bill

Katrina

Transmitting pepperoni now.

dalekpizza

Your pizza is ready for you... // //

Tell that to Pizza Hut,Scramble! Scramble! Scramble!,Withdraw now Doctor or the pizza dies in flames

Doctor Who - Victory of the Daleks

Doctor Who - Various

Thank You Lord

goodfriday2020

JOHN 3:16 // //

Jesus,Lord,God,crucifixion,good friday,todd agnew,grace like rain,the passion of the christ,love,grace

http://christ4thailand.blogspot.com/2012/03/60-seconds-for-jesus-his-death.html

"Grace Like Rain" by Todd Agnew

Greatest Pac Man Victory by Aesop Rock with Big Smoke

inorganiccheese

gta,san andreas,big smoke,meme,aesop rock,lsd,taco bell,big smokes order,rextocopula

Big Smoke cosplay

GTA SA Cluckin Bell cuttscene

Audacity sound clip edited together with 1980 Taco Bell commercial and GTA SA Cluckin Bell cuttscene + Greatest Pac Man Victory by Aesop Rock

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poehler

Napoleon Dynamite (2012)

Napoleon Dynamite (2012)

Yeastie Girlz - You Suck

oh and BTW sound-enabled videos on imgur only work on iOS, because fuck Android and PC users I guess

itwaseasier10yearsago

javert,imgur,ytmnd

imgur, les mis 2012

simple minds

LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices steadied below 3-1/2 year highs on Monday as resistance emerged in Europe and Asia to U.S. sanctions against major crude exporter Iran, while rising U.S. drilling pointed to higher North American production. Brent crude LCOc1 was up 15 cents at $77.27 a barrel by 1130 GMT. U.S. light crude oil was up 5 cents at $70.75. Both oil futures contracts hit their highest since November 2014 last week at $78 and $71.89 a barrel respectively as markets anticipated a sharp fall in Iranian crude supply once U.S. sanctions bite later this year. It is unclear how hard U.S. sanctions will hit Iran’s oil industry. A lot will depend on how other major oil consumers respond to Washington’s action against Tehran, which will take effect in November. China, France, Russia, Britain, Germany and Iran all remain in the nuclear accord that placed controls on Iran’s nuclear programme and led to a relaxation of economic sanctions against Iran and companies doing business there. Some oil analysts have said they expect Iranian crude exports to fall by as little as 200,000 barrels per day (bpd), while others put the figure closer to 1 million bpd. Michael Wittner, analyst at Societe Generale, forecasts U.S. sanctions will remove 400,000-500,000 bpd of Iranian crude from the global oil market. “In 2012 the reduction in Iranian crude production and exports was around 1 million bpd,” Wittner said. “This time around, we expect much less of an impact.” Greg McKenna, chief market strategist at futures brokerage AxiTrader, says it is still “far from certain” that sanctions “will bite in the way intended”. “Germany has said it will protect its companies from U.S. sanctions, Iran has said French oil giant Total (TOTF.PA) has yet to pull out of its fields and all the while it seems the Chinese are ready to fill the void created by the U.S.” The surge in oil prices comes at a time of tight supply amid record Asian demand and voluntary output restraint by the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and non-OPEC producers including Russia. On Monday, however, markets were held in check by news of a rise in U.S. drilling for new oil production. U.S. drillers added 10 oil rigs in the week to May 11, bringing the total to 844, the highest level since March 2015, energy services firm Baker Hughes said on Friday. “Soaring U.S. shale output will continue to put a cap on prices,” said Hussein Sayed, chief market strategist at futures brokerage FXTM.

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news,oil,US,drilling

news

news

WASHINGTON — President Trump, exulting in the release of three Americans from prison in North Korea, confirmed Thursday that he would meet Kim Jong-un, the North’s leader, in Singapore on June 12, setting the date for a once unimaginable encounter. The choice of Singapore, a tidy, prosperous city-state with ties to both the United States and North Korea, is a small victory for Mr. Trump’s advisers, who talked him out of meeting Mr. Kim in the Demilitarized Zone between North and South Korea — a far more symbolic, but politically problematic, location. “We will both try to make it a very special moment for World Peace!” Mr. Trump said in a midmorning post on Twitter, hours after he traveled in the middle of the night to Joint Base Andrews near Washington to greet the three men: Kim Dong-chul, Tony Kim and Kim Hak-song. North Korea’s release of the Americans lifted a major obstacle to the summit meeting. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, who has taken charge of the diplomatic opening to the North, finalized its date and location during a 90-minute meeting with Kim Jong-un in Pyongyang, the north’s capital. Afterward, Mr. Pompeo left with the detainees on his plane. For Mr. Trump, basking in the glow of floodlights and TV cameras, it was a jubilant moment as he descended the steps of the aircraft with the three Americans, who flashed peace signs. But he acknowledged that the most difficult phase of the negotiations — persuading North Korea to surrender its nuclear weapons arsenal — lies ahead. “We’re starting off on a new footing,” he said. “I think he did this because I really think he wants to do something and bring that country into the real world.” As the two sides discussed potential meeting sites — the United States, South Korea, Mongolia, Vietnam and even a Navy warship anchored in the Pacific — they balanced political issues with practical considerations, like whether Mr. Kim could fly long distances on North Korea’s rickety aircraft. Last week, Mr. Trump expressed his preference for the Demilitarized Zone, saying that if the talks were successful, “there’s a great celebration to be had on the site.” He was clearly beguiled by the meeting of Mr. Kim and President Moon Jae-in of South Korea, which was replete with the images of two long-estranged neighbors making peace. But that symbolism troubled some officials, who argued that the Demilitarized Zone, because of its connection to the Korean War, would put a greater spotlight on the prospects for peace on the Korean Peninsula than on ridding the North of its nuclear weapons. They also worried about the optics of Mr. Trump traveling to Mr. Kim’s doorstep. EDITORS’ PICKS On Social Media’s Fringes, Extremism Targets Women A Simple Way to Improve a Billion Lives: Eyeglasses An Orchestra Adopts a City, One Kid at Time Singapore, by contrast, is neutral ground, nearly 3,000 miles from Pyongyang, and not a treaty ally of the United States, like South Korea, Japan or the Philippines. Both countries have embassies there, United States Navy warships call at Singapore’s port and North Korea has operated trading companies there, though they have been shut down because of sanctions against Pyongyang. “North Korea will have a comfort level there that they just don’t have in other countries,” said Franklin L. Lavin, who served as the American ambassador to Singapore under President George W. Bush. A large C.I.A. station is also in Singapore, another former official said, and American spies meet regularly with their North Korean counterparts as part of an intelligence channel between the two countries.

nextmonth

news

news

In 2016 Hitler's fanclub ran for president and was victorious

secretnazitrump

Make America // NAZI // Again!

secret,nazi,trump

http://nextpresident.ytmnd.com/ with some edits

Blumchen - Heut' ist mein Tag

Font: Press Start 2P

Steamsteamtrash

Trash,Gif,Trickshot,LOl,LOL,Internet,lol internet,garbage

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-U9G-6ou2IVs/WfUL_8KP37I/AAAAAAAALUU/F6IzmtFTpRE2afXqnXMbvHaFhaTSkwPLQCLcBGAs/s1600/01-gif-small-trash-cans-tennis-ball-victory-500.gif

LOL, Internet (steamsteamlol.ytmnd.com) Danny Devito "Trashman"

He won it!!

hewonit

cancer

shogun 2: one of the best games ever

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bondsrace

bond,007,falcon,knee,smash,bros

Skyfall (2012)

Super Smash Brothers Melee

WASHINGTON — President Trump is being “played” by Russian President Vladimir Putin, two former intelligence chiefs said on Sunday, responding to Trump’s statement that Putin “means it” when he denies the Kremlin meddled in the 2016 presidential election. In a joint appearance on CNN's State of the Union, James Clapper, the ex-director of national intelligence, and John Brennan, the former CIA director, both slammed Trump’s remarks as naïve and dangerous. “It’s either naïveté, ignorance, or fear,” Brennan said of Trump’s take on Putin and the 2016 election. “Putin is very clever,” Brennan said, and he is using Trump’s insecurity and his need for flattery to convince him that Russia’s intentions toward the United States are not malicious. Trump has since tried to clarify his remarks, made to reporters on Air Force One on Saturday during an extended trip to Asia. During that initial conversation, Trump told reporters that every time he sees Putin, "he says 'I didn’t do that' and I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it. But he says 'I didn’t do that.' I think he is very insulted by it, which is not a good thing for our country." Asked to clarify on Sunday at a Hanoi news conference, Trump said, “What I said is that I believe [Putin] believes that” Russia did not interfere. Trump offered a more ambiguous answer about whether he accepted the assessment of U.S. intelligence agencies, which concluded last year that the Russian government mounted a sophisticated campaign to sway the election. “As to whether I believe it or not,” Trump said, “I’m with our [intelligence] agencies, especially as currently constituted.” Trump added that he wants to “get along with Russia” and suggested Putin could be an important ally for the U.S. “It’s very naïve and perilous to this country to make an assumption that Russia is going to behave with the best interest of the world or the United States,” Clapper said on CNN. “They’re not.” Both Clapper and Brennan said Trump’s comments highlight his self-doubt, particularly when it comes to his victory in the 2016 election. They said Putin and other world leaders are using that to manipulate Trump. “I think it demonstrates to Putin that Donald Trump can be played,” said Brennan.

playedby

Doanld Trump,Russia,Vladimir Putin

Donald Trump

Russia

Just ridiculous

saudisword

sword, saudi

???

dahler mendi

To the moon!

honeymoonerz

honeymoonerz,hooneymooners,to the moon

http://timesupblog.blogspot.com/2012/01/honeymooners-was-no-honeymoon-when.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98qw86DsdZ0

So a regular customer of mine comes in and I'm like is that all today? He's like /sadface does it matter? It's all going to end on the 23rd. I'm like wtf lol? He's like Planet X man the Nibiru man it's coming. It's going to hit Japan and were all fucked, it's a goverment coverup man to the end of days. Hurricane Harvey was just the beginning. I'm like so your prepared? You have a bunker for me? He's like no no not yet. I've got provisions though.. I'm like your 20 oz mountain dew and m&m's? Lmfao..He's like no man look it up on youtube I'm telling you were all doomed!!! So I decided to make a Ytmnd lol. Here we go 2006 and 2012 all over again. Better sell your homes! ;-D

sept23

Sept 23,2017,End of Days,rapture

Sept 23rd PROOF!

END OF DAYS

Neil Cicierega - Space Monkey Mafia

Visual Abstraction

randomgif

minimal,abstract,arty,stuff

ytmnd

hi its moon man drawing day draw him with your pens and your pencils. and post it on here suck it

mooncockpentrate

dmmd17,draw moon man day

dot jpeg

dot emm pee three

Chris Cornell R.I.P. Njoy. (I wasn't the man at the left, nor the girl at the right)

chriscornellripandlana

Chris Cornell // // R.I.P.

black,hole,sun,lana,del,rey,R.I.P.,R.I.P

Lana del Rey, 2012

Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun

ＰＵＢＬＩＣ ＳＥＲＶＩＣＥ ＡＮＮＯＵＮＣＥＭＥＮＴ

apublicserviceannouncement

http://orig12.deviantart.net/61ae/f/2012/197/d/e/rainbow_road_by_lemur97-d57ica8.jpg

http://orig12.deviantart.net/61ae/f/2012/197/d/e/rainbow_road_by_lemur97-d57ica8.jpg

http://orig12.deviantart.net/61ae/f/2012/197/d/e/rainbow_road_by_lemur97-d57ica8.jpg

A wonderful man with big dreams. He just wants to save the white race.

ReichardSuperemacistSpencer

Hail Trump // Hail Our People // Hail Our Victory

alt right,pepe,richarad spencer,white supremacy

Google images

Goys and Rosenbergs

Not Even Doom Music Vs. Pen Pineapple Apple Pen WARNING: Nostalgia

woatenyearsofdifference

ppap,pen,pineapple,apple,nedm,song,meme,old,new

Youtube.com

Youtube.com

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is a mock-up of a cover for Republican Party candidate Carly Fiorina. I'm not a fan of her because she almost put HP out of business, but it would have been very interesting if the United States' first female president was Republican instead of Democrat. Enjoy!

carlyfiorinanewsweek

carly fiorina,republican,2016 election,president,presidency,united states of america,newsweek,topix,mock-up,magazine

Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator

Terminator movie series

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is a mock-up of a cover for Republican Party candidate Jimmy McMillan. He actually started his own small political party, The Rent Is Too Damn High party, in 1993, and ran for numerous political offices in the state of New York and for several national U.S. offices, including the 2012 and 2016 Presidential elections. I wonder how the direction of the United States would change with such an unorthodox candidate becoming president. Anyway, enjoy!

jimmymcmillannewsweek

jimmy mcmillan,the rent is too damn high,republican,2016 election,president,presidency,united states of america,newsweek,topix,mock-up

Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator

ESPN

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This one is based on what would have happened if Bernie Sanders had won the Democratic Party primary against Hillary Clinton, then defeated Donald Trump in the general election. Enjoy!

berniesandersnewsweek

bernie sanders,2016 election,president,presidency,newsweek,topix,magazine,mock-up,united states of america,democrats

Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator

Rolling Stone/DJ Steve Porter

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. Vermin Supreme is a liberal performance artist who has run several times for President. He is somewhat of a "joke" candidate, with positions such as wanting to fund time travel research and issue ponies to each U.S. citizen, to reduce automobile traffic and serve as a national ID. However, his campaigns are also a protest against corruption that is pervasive in national U.S. politics. Enjoy!

verminsupremenewsweek

vermin supreme,2016 election,president,presidency,united states of america,newsweek,topix,magazine,mock-up,put shoe on head

Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator

Vengaboys/Jason Nevins

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is another version of the Ted Cruz mock-up that's not entirely serious, as it includes the "Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer" meme that permeated throughout the 2016 election cycle. Enjoy!

zodiackillernewsweek

ted cruz,zodiac killer,2016 election,president,presidency,newsweek,topix,united states of america,republican,magazine

Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator

The Unfunny Truth About Scientology YTMND

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is the fourth of several mock-ups I created of possible alternate 2016 US Presidential election winners, Republican Ted Cruz. Enjoy!

tedcruznewsweek

ted cruz,2016 election,republican,presidency,president,united states of america,topix,newsweek,magazine,mock-up

Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator

NBC Sports