| ?steve the wallaby forces you to do 500 pushups |
letsago |
(2.00) |
1,049 |
2012-11-07 |
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description:
steve the wallaby forces you to do pushups into you die
domain:
steveexercise
keywords:
steve the wallaby pushups exercise 300 pounds heavyweights ben stiller
fg image origin:
steve the wallaby makes you exercise to get your ass off the couch
sound origin:
from the movie heavyweights with ben stiller
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| ?(nsfw) Grayon's Back! |
ShaelRiley |
(1.80) |
1,730 |
2012-11-07 |
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description:
UNF!
domain:
graysonsback
site text:
Awww shit! // Grayson is back, dude. // Conservatives are gonna die.
fg image origin:
Grayson
sound origin:
Thin Lizzy
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| ?HOW I KNOE IF IM ON INTERNET???!! |
BillyZane |
(4.36) |
13,911 |
2012-11-05 |
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description:
Thanks to Back to the Future Part II I was able to go back in time and stop Zaalnog from destroying an important part of internet lore. Here it is in all its original glory.
Big thanks to Zaalnog for creating this thing all those years ago.
I also hope someone is smashing your asshole hard now wherever you ended up. That's for taking it away from us, jerk.
Now it will remain forever back where it belongs.
domain:
howiknoe
fg image origin:
the original how i knoe im on internet
sound origin:
mirror for life
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| ?sun man and jesus give you a hug |
letsago |
(2.00) |
960 |
2012-11-02 |
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description:
sun man and jesus give you hugs to make you feel better
domain:
sunmanchrist
keywords:
sun man jesus christ holy civil rights religion
fg image origin:
sun man and jesus pray for ou
bg image origin:
sun man
sound origin:
artist-david peaston
song-I
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| ?mcearlgay |
cvnsns |
(1.25) |
544 |
2012-10-31 |
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description:
ffaaaaggggg
domain:
irishtea
fg image origin:
cool
bg image origin:
cardboard box mother
sound origin:
dying teagay
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| ?(nsfw) Ball Hard D Waiters |
winner0274 |
(1.00) |
3,333 |
2012-10-30 |
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description:
Ball Hard D Waiters
domain:
d-waiters
fg image origin:
Cavs
sound origin:
Rick Ross
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| ?ate breakfast at gucci part deuce |
timmi890 |
(1.00) |
1,257 |
2012-10-29 |
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description:
gucci
domain:
gucciguccigucci
site text:
WHEN I DIE BURY ME // IN THE GUCCI STORE //
fg image origin:
gucci
bg image origin:
gucci
sound origin:
gucci kanye west
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| ?Ate breakfast at Gucci |
timmi890 |
(1.33) |
327 |
2012-10-28 |
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description:
go hard
domain:
timsclique
site text:
down to squab? // //
fg image origin:
bt
sound origin:
tbt
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| ?Will Someone Get that? |
Imakeafunny |
(4.09) |
4,147 |
2012-10-24 |
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description:
ring...ring...ring...ring
domain:
will-someone-get-that
keywords:
working hard
fg image origin:
nope
sound origin:
nope
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| ?What is Poetry |
GrilledCheeseSandwic |
(2.50) |
565 |
2012-10-22 |
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description:
A class assignment using the keyword 'poetry'.
Wasn't really sure what to do. ._.
domain:
sigh-what-is-poetry
site text:
POETRY IS HARD // //
keywords:
poetry,what,poetry is hard,i don't even know,school
fg image origin:
My camera. I took the photo myself.
bg image origin:
http://gif-central.blogspot.com/2012/01/flipping-table-over.html
sound origin:
Downloaded from the internet; music from Maplestory.
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| ?His name is James Cameron |
WeirdWolf |
(2.92) |
1,696 |
2012-10-20 |
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description:
His name is James, James Cameron
The bravest pioneer
No budget too steep, no sea too deep
Who's that?
It's him, James Cameron
James, James Cameron explorer of the sea
With a dying thirst to be the first
Could it be? Yeah that's him!
James Cameron
domain:
hisnameisjamescameron
site text:
His name is // James Cameron //
keywords:
James Cameron,South Park,Avatar,True Lies,Terminator
fg image origin:
Sourth Park - Raising the Bar
sound origin:
South Park - The Ballad of James Cameron
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| ?ralley vogglesong! |
ryanvogglesong |
(1.50) |
348 |
2012-10-19 |
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description:
rally vogglesong
domain:
ryanvogglesong
site text:
rally // vogglesong // dot em pee three
keywords:
vogglesong
fg image origin:
my own hard drive
sound origin:
my own mind
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| ?First Day At Work 2.0 |
Fleeflicker |
(4.62) |
17,336 |
2012-10-03 |
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description:
Work Hard, Make Dat Paper, boo.
domain:
bradspitzer
fg image origin:
vincentvangogh.ytmnd.com REMASTERED IN HD
sound origin:
vincentvangogh.ytmnd.com REMASTERED IN SURROUND SOUND DOLBY DIGITAL.
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| ?Krang Has One Weakness... |
JadenVonBat |
(1.00) |
1,114 |
2012-09-16 |
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description:
Oh, that Krang! He's way too evil to stand THOSE for very long. Especially when they're given to him by a super-charged girl next door who can crush a mountain with her bare hands...Or feet if she chooses!
domain:
kranghateshugs
site text:
// // HUGS!
keywords:
Cat,Super Soldier,Furry,Anthropomorphic,Krang,Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
fg image origin:
Original work
sound origin:
This Site
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| ?(nsfw) Snoop Sloth |
snoopsloth |
(1.00) |
987 |
2012-09-16 |
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description:
With so much drama in the LBC, it's kinda hard being Snoop S-L-O-T-H
domain:
snoopsloth
site text:
GOOD MORNING TO YOU // IT IS A PLEASANT EVENING //
fg image origin:
Google searches
bg image origin:
Google searches
sound origin:
Some MP3 site that I got off of Google searches
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| ?Growing Up Is Hard To Do |
flourides |
(2.33) |
853 |
2012-09-11 |
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description:
Marilyn Manson eats a hamburger and listens to Kanye West
domain:
growingupishardtodo
fg image origin:
found .gif from tumblr
sound origin:
created .mp3 file in garage band
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| ?5452414e5155494c49746d6e64: SYSTEM REBO... |
OperaGhost |
(2.86) |
1,275 |
2012-09-10 |
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description:
VTC: Intelligent Core Relaxation i7 VTC 420 @ 3.14ZHz
SPEED: 3.14ZHz
> Initializing USB Controllers...Done.
> 3890YB OK
> AUTO-DETECTING SATA 1...IDE Hard Disk
> AUTO-DETECTING SATA 2...CROSLEY CR711 Audiorama Turntable
> AUTO-DETECTING SATA 42...IMPROBABILITY DRIVE Z:/
Insert Boot Media in selected Boot Device and journey into your inner peaceful place
domain:
TRANQUILItmndSystemReboot
keywords:
Machine,reboot,boot,computer,cpu,game,video,tame,tranquil,Tranqulity,TRANQULItmnd,daft punk,daft,punk,tron,disney,relax,seizure,rainbow,color,colors
fg image origin:
http://noirlac.tumblr.com
sound origin:
http://youtu.be/9e4uYashDuw
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| ?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
2,127 |
2012-09-08 |
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description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
site text:
Mc Hammer. <3 // //
keywords:
hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah
fg image origin:
I googled it :3
bg image origin:
I googled it :3
sound origin:
Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.
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| ?I hate KFC |
Grindguy |
(3.83) |
4,905 |
2012-09-06 |
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description:
Bruce having a nice day.
domain:
Brucefc
keywords:
kfc,bruce willis,jeremy irons,samuel l. jackson,die hard,with a vengeance,1995
fg image origin:
Die hard
sound origin:
With a vengeance
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| ?(nsfw) This Is What You See Before You Die |
dozzwednesday |
(1.50) |
907 |
2012-09-06 |
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description:
The title kinda says it all.
domain:
tiwysbyd
fg image origin:
I made them.
sound origin:
I made them.
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| ?Sports Evaluation |
amindlessidiot |
(3.00) |
1,549 |
2012-09-03 |
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description:
This joker didn't give enough 110 percents so he's getting his ass sent to a more promising team that isn't run worse than ytmnd.com
domain:
evaluation
keywords:
consistency,dolphins
fg image origin:
hard knocks
sound origin:
hard knocks
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| ?knowp |
ismellpussy |
(2.00) |
532 |
2012-09-02 |
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description:
yrrgeuifjwe9ufvhv2bgj2k3b9qrv; 4trui3mq2jgeuiqnejgifjruqwqvjkwvreujtsnm
domain:
ytmndblows
keywords:
fuck,it,so,hard
fg image origin:
the recesses
sound origin:
of your bunghole
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| ?CHESSTMND: Svetozar Gligoric is dead! |
DarthWang |
(3.88) |
2,047 |
2012-08-27 |
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description:
Anatoly Yevgenyevich Karpov (Russian: Анато́лий Евге́ньевич Ка́рпов, Anatolij Evgen'evič Karpov; born May 23, 1951) is a Russian chess grandmaster and former World Champion. He was the official world champion from 1975 to 1985 when he was defeated by Garry Kasparov. He played three matches against Kasparov for the title from 1986 to 1990, before becoming FIDE World Champion once again after Kasparov broke away from FIDE in 1993. He held the title until 1999, when he resigned his title in protest against FIDE's new world championship rules. For his decades-long standing among the world's elite, Karpov is considered one of the greatest players of all time.
a Serbian and Yugoslavian chess grandmaster. He won the championship of Yugoslavia a record twelve times, and is considered the best player ever from Serbia. In 1958 he was declared the best athlete of Yugoslavia.
In the 1950s and 1960s Gligorić was one of the top players in the world, and also among the world's most popular, owing to his globe-trotting tournament schedule and a particularly engaging personality, reflected in the title of his autobiography, I Play Against Pieces. (I.e., playing without hostility toward the opponent, or playing differently against different players for "psychological" reasons; playing the board and not the man.)
On August 14, 2012, Svetozar Gligorić died from a stroke at 89 years of age in Belgrade.[3][4][5][6] Gligorić was buried on August 16, 2012, at 13:30 in the Alley of the Greats at Belgrade's New Cemetery.[3][4]
domain:
gligoric
site text:
ANATOLY KARPOV // IS NOT //
keywords:
CHESSTMND
fg image origin:
CHESSTMND
sound origin:
CHESSTMND
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| ?mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
rawfrijoles |
(2.75) |
497 |
2012-08-21 |
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description:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
domain:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fg image origin:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sound origin:
Invaders Must Die – The Prodigy
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| ?(nsfw) partyy mouse parties really hard |
letsago |
(2.78) |
1,989 |
2012-08-21 |
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description:
jesus meets moon man and teachings him how to love
domain:
partyyharddww
keywords:
moon man jesus love compassion holy,partyy mouse
fg image origin:
moon man meets jesus christ and jesus teachings him about loving others
bg image origin:
moon man and jesus
song-manteca
sound origin:
artist-dizzy gillespie
song-manteca
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| ?(nsfw) partyy mouse forces you to make more par... |
letsago |
(3.00) |
1,704 |
2012-08-16 |
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description:
partyy mouse time
domain:
partyyhammer
keywords:
partyy mouse hammer hit funky gangsta thug playa
fg image origin:
this is a cool site
sound origin:
artist-master p
song-99 ways to die
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| ?why old users made ytmnd bad before |
pilleater |
(3.40) |
1,775 |
2012-08-11 |
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description:
actual user thinking process
domain:
olduser
keywords:
pilleater
fg image origin:
"I come back to this site every once in a while, just to see if it is still funny. I have yet to be disappointed."
-March 2009
bg image origin:
http://ytmnd.com/sites/933560/profile
voted nothing as offense to earthbound
sound origin:
2:00:02 AM CST
On on the site ?Why Israel Had To Act
http://ytmnd.com/sites/896347/profile
[1 reply]
Israel does what other countries are afraid to do, act accordingly and f*ck up anyone who messes with them. we here in america have lost our touch, after the taliban refused to hand over osama, we should have spent the next few minutes bombing a major city, and for every day that osama was not turned over, another city would be reduced to rubble. The people would be screaming for Osama to die, for osama to be turned in, anything to stop the wrath of the U.S. You teach people to fear retaliation.
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| ?Welcome to Olympic Freestyle Celebrating |
eatcrayons |
(4.63) |
20,260 |
2012-08-11 |
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description:
Let me guess. "That doesn't look so hard," right? I wanna see you try an Upward Double Arm Thrust and not pull something.
domain:
freestylecelebrating
keywords:
olympics,london 2012,fail
fg image origin:
my edits of some S Korean guy breaking his elbow weightlifting during the Olympics
bg image origin:
hi-def image of the 2012 gold medal
sound origin:
Kool and The Gang - Celebration
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| ?(nsfw) Mac Time |
shawn0279 |
(3.00) |
1,099 |
2012-08-09 |
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description:
Steeve boidfaday
domain:
mactime
site text:
Eat // Shit // and DIE
fg image origin:
mine
sound origin:
mine
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| ?Red and Blue are fine, but... |
Yodaman2 |
(1.00) |
1,073 |
2012-08-07 |
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description:
"Green is Not a Creative Color"
domain:
Getridofthegreen
site text:
Green is not a // Creative Color //
keywords:
Green, ,Color,Not,Creative,Don't,Hug,Scared
fg image origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ&list=FLjbM4tqIPnb7XEKS0lZV3KA&index=1&feature=plpp_video
bg image origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ&list=FLjbM4tqIPnb7XEKS0lZV3KA&index=1&feature=plpp_video
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ&list=FLjbM4tqIPnb7XEKS0lZV3KA&index=1&feature=plpp_video
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