| ?The Car Wash says RELAX |
rextocopula |
(2.00) |
681 |
2018-08-08 |
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description:
In 1996 there was a recording that would play through the speaker when you would purchase a car wash. It said Please sit back, relax, and enjoy your soft cloth car wash.
domain:
relax4of100
keywords:
Please sit back relax and enjoy your soft cloth car wash
fg image origin:
apc online systems
bg image origin:
giphy
sound origin:
Frankie Says RELAX
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| ?Most Disappointing Movie Viewing Experience EVER |
tenantennae |
(2.25) |
789 |
2018-08-06 |
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description:
.
domain:
mostdisappointingmovieexperienceever
site text:
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE // A JELQING VIDEO OR SOMETHING // >:(
keywords:
how to train your dragon,jelqing,super mario brothers 2
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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| ?(nsfw) JAY JAY THE JET PLANE XXX HENTAI |
nambona890 |
(3.79) |
2,515 |
2018-08-04 |
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description:
HOLY SHIT FARTS AND POOPING AND DICKS AND CUM WITH JAY JAY CUMMING INSIDE A PAPER BAG
domain:
JAYJAYHENTAI
site text:
EXTREME ENGINE SEX ACTION // REALLY HOT // GET YA' DICK OUT
keywords:
jay jay the jet plane,hentai,sex,porn
fg image origin:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO SUCK A PENIS BUT IT WAS TOO BIG TO FIT DOWN YOUR THROAT WELL FEAR NOT INTRODUCING HAVING THE GUY FORCE YOUR HEAD DOWN ONTO HIS DICK SO NOW YOU CAN SUCK THE LARGEST DICKS WITH EASE
sound origin:
STICKING MY PENIS INSIDE JET ENGINES FEELS AMAZING IT FEELS LIKE THE BEST BLOWJOB EVER
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| ?(nsfw) Jonathan Quali is a dipshit!!! |
boobieasstitties |
(2.80) |
1,243 |
2018-08-03 |
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description:
Jonathan Quali has NO BUSINESS BEING IN THE BLOCKCHAIN SPACE!
blatant disregard for the communities he moderates...total dickhead!!!
IF JONATHAN QUALI IS ON THE TEAM...YOU BETTER RUN, BOY!!!
domain:
JONATHANQUALI
keywords:
jonathan quali,dipshit,no experience,ruins your ico,cash grab,shady,stick with Quake 3 bro,out of your league
fg image origin:
fuck quali
bg image origin:
fuck quali
sound origin:
fuck quali
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| ?ALCHEMINT IS A SCAM!!! |
boobieasstitties |
(4.00) |
895 |
2018-08-03 |
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description:
most inept team on the planet!!!
how's that 0.2x feel?!!!!
domain:
ALCHEMINT
keywords:
alchemint,scam,steal your money,no tech,ico scam,cash grab
fg image origin:
alchemint is a scam
bg image origin:
alchemint is a scam
sound origin:
alchemint is a scam
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| ?(nsfw) FUCK YOU ALCHEMINT!!! |
boobieasstitties |
(1.67) |
1,231 |
2018-08-03 |
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description:
FUCK ALCHEMINT SCAMMERS!!!!!!!
this shitcoin is a total scam
team are complete scammers
neo is a shitcoin
Zhang Ting is a SCAMMER!!!
Qi Feng is a SCAMMER!!!
Zhang Wei is a SCAMMER!!!
Steel Chen is a SCAMMER!!!
Lei Geng is a SCAMMER!!!
Joe Wu is a SCAMMER!!!
Musk Zhou is a SCAMMER!!!
Cheng Maoyong is a SCAMMER!!!
Harvey Xu is a SCAMMER!!!
John Rawls is a SCAMMER!!!
Neowo Xu is a SCAMMER!!!
Stephen Hu is a SCAMMER!!!
Wendell Maclean is a SCAMMER!!!
Yoon Jae Chung is a SCAMMER!!!
Jonathan Quali is a SCAMMER and a total FUCKFACE!!!!
domain:
ALCHEMINTSCAM
site text:
FUCK YOU // ALCHEMINT // SCAMMERS!!!
keywords:
alchemint,scam,ico,shitcoin,thieves,steal your money,eat a dick assholes,fuck neo,moronic team,worst ico ever
fg image origin:
alchemint scammers
bg image origin:
alchemint scammers
sound origin:
alchemint scammers
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| ?Lester steals your collection of comics |
elefun |
(3.67) |
916 |
2018-08-01 |
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description:
AVGN and some dried poop crust from a truck stop bathroom after playing Lester The Unlikely!
domain:
comiccollection
keywords:
AVGN
fg image origin:
AVGN
sound origin:
AVGN
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| ?Ensign Van Mayter stares into your soul |
easychair |
(3.00) |
1,473 |
2018-07-28 |
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description:
Ensign Van Mayter stares into your soul.
domain:
thesunkenplace
fg image origin:
Still from Star Trek TNG, manipulated
sound origin:
Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata
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| ?Moon Man Sends Demi Lovato A Telepathic Messa... |
tenantennae |
(3.93) |
1,326 |
2018-07-28 |
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description:
Transcript: "Hey Demi, Moon Man here. I am reaching out to you because I just heard about your overdose and saw your face on the news for the first time. As soon as you are better, I want to lube up your chin dimple and ream it with my moon cock until I ejaculate all over your face. Get well soon."
domain:
moonmansendsdemilovatoatelepathicmessageontheastralplane
keywords:
moon man,demi lovato
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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| ?White Diamond stares into your soul |
chibigatomon |
(3.00) |
580 |
2018-07-25 |
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description:
yeah she's scary
domain:
whitediamondstaresintoyoursoul
keywords:
steven universe,white diamond,gems
fg image origin:
Steven universe
sound origin:
moonlight sonata 1st movement
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| ?click this....could be really cool >:) |
masahub |
(2.40) |
647 |
2018-07-23 |
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description:
really cool....
domain:
pedophilesanonymous
site text:
wait............................ // so your e telling me // people look at these ?
keywords:
click,worthy,website,web,site,ytmnd,hot,popular,new,awesome
fg image origin:
ask again later.....
bg image origin:
one flew over the cuckoos nest
sound origin:
yeah....
....
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| ?You're Getting Sworn In To Testify At Your ... |
tenantennae |
(2.50) |
805 |
2018-06-30 |
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description:
.
domain:
beingswornintotestifyatyourownmurdertrial
site text:
"SO HELP YOU GOD", // IT'S A BAD TIME TO QUOTE // EXODUS GODS AND KINGS !!!
keywords:
exodus gods and kings,ramses
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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| ?Your boss jokingly asks DO I LOOK LIKE A FAGG... |
tenantennae |
(2.60) |
889 |
2018-06-24 |
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description:
.
domain:
badtimetoquoteexodusgodsandkings
site text:
BAD TIME TO QUOTE EXODUS GODS // AND KINGS //
keywords:
bad times to quote,exodus gods and kings
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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| ?Just stuff your foot straight into her muff |
orgo |
(2.25) |
1,417 |
2018-06-24 |
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description:
Well, you might wanna stop 'er by clockin' 'er chompers, Or shock 'er by makin' a grab at 'er knockers, But she'll call the coppers and you'll end in jail, Where you'll eat bread and water and shit in a pail. So if you've enough of a womanly guff, No need to be rough, it'll be quite enough, To call her bluff with a huff and a puff, Just stuff your foot straight into her muff!
domain:
Giveerjustalitlekickinthecunt
site text:
CUNT // PUNT // FUNT
fg image origin:
A kick in the cunt! Yes a very nice kick in the cunt.
sound origin:
You'll sure have 'er stumped, When you go for the punt, With a jolly good kick in the cunt!
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| ?Daily Motivation |
tenantennae |
(3.00) |
823 |
2018-06-23 |
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description:
Never give up on achieving your goals. Do Whatever It Takes. #motivation
domain:
dailymotivation
site text:
#motivation // //
keywords:
tron guy,whatever it takes,#motivation,#nevergiveup,#ytmndcomebackimminent
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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| ?(nsfw) TWHRITWAMRICE |
Nickelodeon |
(1.75) |
1,701 |
2018-06-20 |
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description:
.
domain:
einsteinium
site text:
THE WAY HE RELAXES // IS THE WAY ALL MEN RELAX // IT'S CALLED EJACULATION
fg image origin:
Curb Your Enthusiasm
sound origin:
Curb Your Enthusiasm
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| ?(nsfw) LOU PICKLES XXX HOT BLOWJOB |
The-Pikirbjo |
(1.80) |
1,706 |
2018-06-19 |
|
description:
Grampa, theres so much poop in your ass!
domain:
poopickles
site text:
CMON NOW SPROUT // //
keywords:
lou pickles,poopy,drew pickles,xxx,rugrats,barney
fg image origin:
DREW PICKLES FUCK CHAMBERS
sound origin:
BATHTUB ADVENTURES
|
| ?Olive Trees In The Moreno Garden |
Audovoice |
(3.00) |
545 |
2018-06-18 |
|
description:
Deep style forest shots. Taken from a Claude Monet painting as the basis. Olive Trees In The Moreno Garden.
domain:
OliveTrees
site text:
Olive Trees In The Moreno Garden // by Claude Monet // 1884 (oil on canvas)
keywords:
Claude Monet,Forest,Wave,Ocean,water,painting,deepstyle
fg image origin:
I took a Claude Monet painting: Call Me By Your Name, and sent it through deep styles.
bg image origin:
my edit
sound origin:
mine
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| ?My Pillow Guy Stares Into Your Soul |
tenantennae |
(2.00) |
842 |
2018-06-14 |
|
description:
You awaken trapped in an alternate dimension with him...a dimension of unspeakable pain. Your pain brings him joy.
domain:
mypillowguystaresintoyoursoul
keywords:
my pillow guy,mike lindell
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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| ?placeholder |
ChekhovsFleshlight |
(3.00) |
880 |
2018-06-02 |
|
description:
placeholder
domain:
suckmyfuckingdick
site text:
YOU'LL GET YOUR // FUCKING YTMND // WHEN ITS READY
fg image origin:
fuck
bg image origin:
fuck
sound origin:
fuck
|
| ?We've updated our privacy policy |
jimmyshackleton |
(2.00) |
1,256 |
2018-05-31 |
|
description:
YTMND.COM Privacy Policy
What This Privacy Policy Covers
This privacy policy pertains to the use of the YTMND web site at http://www.ytmnd.com/
This privacy policy covers how YTMND treats personal information that YTMND collects and receives. Personal information is information about you that is personally identifiable like your name, address, email address, or phone number.
Children under 13 are not permitted to use the YTMND service, and so this privacy policy makes no provision for children's use of the site.
Information Collection and How it is used
General Information
YTMND collects personal information when you register with YTMND to use YTMND services or to post content.
When you register we ask for your email address and certain optional information such as your name, birth date, birth place, gender, biographical information, ICQ/AIM/Yahoo/MSN user name, and personal interests.
Depending on your level of desired service, we may ask for your billing address, phone number, and credit card information.
YTMND automatically receives and records information on our server logs from your browser, including your IP address, cookie, and the page you request.
YTMND uses information for the following general purposes: products and services provision, billing, identification and authentication, services improvement, contact, research, and anonymous reporting.
IP Addresses
IP Addresses are automatically reported by your browser each time you view a web page. Your IP address is stored in our user registration databases when you register with YTMND, as well as each time you log in and each time you upload digital content.
IP addresses may be used for various purposes, including:
To diagnose or service technology problems reported by our users or engineers that are associated with the IP addresses controlled by a specific web company or ISP.
To tailor advertising based on geographic area or other information derived from your IP address. Aggregate information derived from IP addresses may also be reported to advertisers.
To estimate the total number of users visiting YTMND from specific geographical regions.
To make sure that people are not voting for themselves or friends during contests or promotions.
To ban you and everyone on your ISP for being a twerp.
Cookies
A cookie is a small amount of data, which often includes an anonymous unique identifier, that is sent to your browser from a web site's computers and stored on your computer's hard drive.
You can configure your browser to accept all cookies, reject all cookies, or notify you when a cookie is set.
If you reject all cookies, you will not be able to use YTMND products or services that require you to "sign in," and you may not be able to take full advantage of the YTMND service.
YTMND uses its own cookies for a number of purposes, including to:
o Access your information when you "sign in".
o Keep track of preferences you specify while you are using YTMND's services.
o Display the most appropriate advertising banners, based on your interests and activity on YTMND.
o Estimate and report our total audience size and traffic.
o Conduct research to improve YTMND's content and services.
YTMND lets other companies (such as Google) [that show advertisements on some of our pages] set and access their cookies on your computer. Other entities' use of their cookies is subject to their own privacy policies, not this one. Advertisers or other entities do not have access to YTMND's cookies.
Information Sharing and Disclosure
When you post a message, your YTMND ID or alias that you are posting under is visible to other users unless otherwise specified.
If you post personal information online that is accessible to the public, you may receive unsolicited messages from other parties in return.
domain:
privacypolicy
keywords:
ytmnd,privacy policy,gdpr,eu
fg image origin:
privacy
sound origin:
policy
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| ?letsago tribute: mayor bob white plays black metal ... |
ChekhovsFleshlight |
(2.33) |
1,106 |
2018-05-30 |
|
description:
In the style of user: letsago.
domain:
bobwhite
keywords:
doug,bob white,yaoi,darkthrone,bathory,nargaroth,sexymayors,schediaphilia,voteforme
fg image origin:
Rockin from beginning to end
sound origin:
Rock out with your cock out. vote for me
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| ?Epic Camtasia Studio Maneuver |
ChekhovsFleshlight |
(3.67) |
799 |
2018-05-28 |
|
description:
A shockingly simple way to steal Camtasia Studio and step up your YTMND game.
domain:
epicmanure
keywords:
designflaws,hackingfor12yearolds
fg image origin:
Original
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKs2ckgV888
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| ?BLURB BLURB BLURB MOO BLBLBL |
portnoyd |
(1.00) |
597 |
2018-05-25 |
|
description:
Hang on to your butts.
domain:
clawx
fg image origin:
ClawX
sound origin:
Shamelessly Stolen from a Classic
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| ?Attend Your Own Funeral |
ChekhovsFleshlight |
(4.20) |
565 |
2018-05-24 |
|
description:
Sit tight; the show is about to begin.
domain:
bedead
keywords:
death,being dead,being as dead as YTMND
fg image origin:
made with mspaint
sound origin:
made with mynoise.net
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| ?Qui-Gon Joins YTMND |
tenantennae |
(4.43) |
1,977 |
2018-05-22 |
|
description:
.
domain:
quigonjoinsytmnd
site text:
PSH, IN YOUR DREAMS, // SCUMBAGS !!! //
keywords:
qui-gon,jinn,obi-wan,star wars
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
..
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| ?Dog stares into your soul... (SUPREMO version) |
Tekken |
(4.38) |
1,129 |
2018-05-20 |
|
description:
LOL!
domain:
souledge
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Stolen
sound origin:
Same
|
| ?(nsfw) Reese Has Issues |
Dirte |
(3.00) |
1,249 |
2018-05-17 |
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description:
Reese from the movie Gamers. Pure Gold.
domain:
reesehasissues
site text:
FUCKER HER // // ON YOUR GRAVE!
keywords:
Reese,Gamers,Rant
fg image origin:
Gamers
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0485909/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
sound origin:
Gamers - Reese's Rant
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0485909/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
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| ?O-O stares into your soul |
BluePhirePB |
(3.50) |
1,096 |
2018-05-17 |
|
description:
Plush seal stares into your soul
domain:
oostaresintoyoursoul
site text:
O-O stares into your soul // //
keywords:
seal,plush,stare,soul
fg image origin:
Brother's stuffed seal
sound origin:
Moonlight sonata
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| ?Israel wins eurovision! |
jimmyshackleton |
(4.50) |
1,012 |
2018-05-13 |
|
description:
bibi, get your baguettes ready
domain:
israeleu
site text:
welcome to the club!!!! // //
keywords:
Israel,eurovision,europe,eu,european union
fg image origin:
martin schulz
bg image origin:
schulz martin
sound origin:
http://ytmnd.com/sites/842066/profile
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