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SOME NEIGHBORS // ARE SAYING // WAY TOO LOUD

VOTE 5

Bubb Rubb

Same + edits

Many.

Stormtroopercantinaband

Imgur

Youtube

The whistles go

woooooooooo

With access to one of the best abilities in the game in Magic Guard, Abra is immune to residual damage. This gives Abra potent revenge killing power as it can not be OHKOed under most circumstances while holding a Focus Sash. Magic Guard also prevents Life Orb recoil, making Abra one of the best Life Orb users in the metagame and a very powerful force when in the right hands. Combine all this with Fighting-types seeing use on almost every team, and Abra becomes a massive offensive threat that can 2HKO many threats. Unfortunately for Abra, its pitiful defenses means that almost anything can knock it out in one hit. This includes Sucker Punch, one of the most common priority moves in the metagame, as well as attacks from faster Pokemon such as Sand Rush Drilbur. By keeping Abra away from Dark-types and faster opponents, it will be free to smash the opposing team.

reading rainbow f*ggotry

d'mite - read a book

Don't enjoy it too much. They're not all chicks.

culoconga

culo, congo,conga,drumline,drum solo,solo

o

hai

NU is a tier packed full of potential Stealth Rock users, many of whom share one of Golem's typings. However, there are many different reasons to choose Golem for a slot on your team. The best reason to choose Golem for your team is its dual Ground / Rock typing, which no other common Pokemon in NU shares. This allows it to take Flying-type moves with ease while also being immune to Electric-type attacks. It also gives Golem an additional STAB move to utilize, which Pokemon like Gigalith would love to have. Additionally, Golem is one of only a few Pokemon in the tier that is nearly guaranteed to set up Stealth Rock thanks to Sturdy, allowing Golem to live any one hit from full HP unless the opposing Pokemon has Mold Breaker. With these things in mind, Golem is usually better suited for more offensively oriented teams. Finally, while Golem may have exploitable Grass-, Water-, and Ground-type weaknesses and a low Special Defense stat, it is still a great Stealth Rock user that gets its job done well.

kalel

Adam Sandler

Michael Keaton

Vote 5, please.

insider

TOURNAMENTMND 5

YTMND

Stolen

Only God can judge me. How do you think you'll be judged? Fuck Him too!

evilbethoughmygood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noainlu3a8k&t=8m8s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noainlu3a8k&t=8m8s

Cake on the corner. Party time, excellent.

BillWatterson

grawlix,all too easy

originally a t-shirt

lol

Magcargo is a Pokemon which has many crippling flaws that prevent it from shining in the limelight of the NU metagame. Due to its horrible typing, Magcargo not only has a Stealth Rock weakness, but it also sports 4x weaknesses to common Water and Ground-type moves, as well as a weakness to Fighting-type moves. To make matters worse, Magcargo has incredibly underwhelming Special Defense and HP, meaning that many powerful special attacks, such as Jynx's Focus Blast, will take it out after Stealth Rock. Despite these problems, Magcargo still makes a decent check to several important Pokemon in the NU metagame, including Swellow, Drifblim and Charizard, thanks to its key resistances to Normal-, Flying-, and Fire-type attacks. Magcargo also has a unique support movepool, including options such as Memento, Will-O-Wisp, and Stealth Rock, as well as a reliable recovery move. However, theses traits do not make Magcargo a good Pokemon and more often than not, other defensive Fire- and Rock-types, such as Torkoal and Regirock, will be better options for your team.

picardreddit

watbg.ytmnd.com + edit

MadTV + hella edit

So many Hell March parodies on YTMND, how about I make my own?

eatthegun

EAT // THE // GUN

Full Metal Jacket,Hell March,Command and Conquer,Command and Conquer: Red Alert,Command & Conquer,Command & Conquer: Red Alert

Full Metal Jacket

Command & Conquer: Red Alert

One of the greatest regrets in my life is repressing that memory. I don't remember anything about her, not even her name. I was 12, so was she. I met her at a friend's bar mitzvah and told her she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. I asked if I could kiss her and the boys around us got excited by the notion of two girls making out and offered us money. So we kissed and we kissed, and the dollars rolled in, but all I wanted was to kiss her in earnest. She did too, so we tried to escape the attention, but no matter where we hid, we were always found. Everything after that is bleary, but I remember leaving that night with a strong sense of shame, which is probably why I repressed the memory in the first place. And now I'm here, sharing this on ytmnd. At least I know in my mind, I kissed the most beautiful girl.

kissingher

kaleidoscope,Max Richter,Vivaldi,The Four Seasons,Spring

generic black border

I remixed a clip from the motion capture scene in Holy Moters

Recomposed by Max Richter: Vivaldi - The Four Seasons, Spring 0, Spring 1, and Spring 2

The dance sensation that's sweeping the nation!

hopethatfloorisclean

Hop // On Your // Tongue!

Mighty Mouse,New adventures,80s,wacky,cartoon,animation,comedy,Ralph Bakshi,John K.

Mighty Mouse the New Adventures: "Mighty's Benefit Plan"

Mighty Mouse the New Adventures: "Mighty's Benefit Plan"

This is for all you moms out there, which is nobody so this is for all you sons to remind you to call your mom.

MOTHERSDAY2014

CALL // YOUR // MOTHER!

Queen,Mom,Remember that shitty cartoon Momma?

Stolen

Rough, just the way your mother likes it!

Buffy gets the "Family Dog" ready for the dog show, the only way a stupid little girl can!

dogsshouldntwearbrassiers

You // Need A // Bra!

Family Dog,cartoon,animation,comedy,Tim Burton,child,little girl

Family Dog Episode 1: "Show Dog"

Family Dog Episode 1: "Show Dog"

tuedsays

tuedsays

HOW MANY LIGHTBULBS // DOES IT TAKE // TO CHANGE PEOPLE?

ASD

ASD

ASD

follow your dreams and you, too, can succeed

ji-tui-fan

RIP jeffrey

joston boober

It's batman and robin headbanging to What Is Love.

batislovebatislife

Batman and Robin gif from the old cartoon series of them headbanging in the car.

What is Love, by Haddaway.

"...far too dry for my taste."

jazzjames

oc

http://nighttimewords.blogspot.ca/2011_05_01_archive.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1GrP6thz-k

"Far too dry for my taste."

suavejames

mine

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5Fa2WXPk_FM/UNJR3L2iKFI/AAAAAAAABFA/dxy7L1rYNe0/s1600/The+Jazz+bar1.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1GrP6thz-k

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

High iso camera snap

Mister softee

To pursuade the prince, shiva took on his many armed form and spoke with power

shivagodofdeath

squidbillies,nemoy,absolution,watchmen

A dream of burning ice clawing the night from the sky

black people

Doctor Spock (Teh real one not the baby guy)

Professor David Hulk loads his Atari Computer so he can play with balls

abc-programming

tourn up the radio,i missed the deadline,got to get me some votes

this is an official submission

SPACE BALLS

marvel pinball

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unauthentic

t5,tournament,tiger's blood,slop,t5r3

abandoned hash

various, too much - the beatles

QueerBeef

TheAlmightyLoaf

Jew,Hitler,ALMIGHTY LOAF,Giraffe

hitler gave it too me

Satan recorded it for mt anniversary

Sad trombone just fits too much here.

sadbikefail

bike,fail,sad,trombone,wa wa wa wa,jump,ramp,reddit

mp3skull

public domain

Cindy Crybaby Crosby Cries...

Crosbitch

Too Bad // Soo // Sad

Cindy crosby,sydney crosby,cindy boo hoo,sydney crosbitch,cindy crosbitch,philadelphia flyers

Internets

internets

ytmnd stock sounds

lol

gotthecellfixedupnicethoughmcfly

bttf, edit

btf edit

"Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb? A: All of them!" [edit: quotes added]

klingonincorporated

T5,tournament,stng,klingon opera

wharf

pre black album metallica

a video about what happens when you eat too many hamburgers...

ryzovagladden

Seto kaiba is clairvoyant.... // Seto kaiba is clairvoyant... // Curtis Jackson is clairvoyant..

4chan,moot,trolling,old school,reno

yu-gi-oh

50 cent

Skilled with the saw and pulse But not with this ailing urge You with your words and notes Too scared to try, are you paralyzed? (Chorus) Who's afraid of the soldiers in the envelopes brigade Teased by the sounds you've heard You've tried, but it sounds like birds Back to the classifieds Too scared to try, are you paralyzed?

ronniemartin

Joy Electric,Ronnie Martin,Synthpop

Workmanship

Joy Electric - The Envelope Bridge