| ?Suave James |
suavejames |
(1.00) |
363 |
2014-04-21 |
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description:
"...far too dry for my taste."
domain:
jazzjames
fg image origin:
oc
bg image origin:
http://nighttimewords.blogspot.ca/2011_05_01_archive.html
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1GrP6thz-k
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| ?suavejames |
suavejames |
(1.00) |
215 |
2014-04-18 |
|
description:
"Far too dry for my taste."
domain:
suavejames
fg image origin:
mine
bg image origin:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5Fa2WXPk_FM/UNJR3L2iKFI/AAAAAAAABFA/dxy7L1rYNe0/s1600/The+Jazz+bar1.jpg
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1GrP6thz-k
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| ?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
942 |
2014-04-15 |
|
description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
site text:
We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver
keywords:
future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots
fg image origin:
High iso camera snap
sound origin:
Mister softee
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| ?Now I am Become Death, the Destroyer of World... |
redrocket |
(1.00) |
611 |
2014-04-15 |
|
description:
To pursuade the prince, shiva took on his many armed form and spoke with power
domain:
shivagodofdeath
keywords:
squidbillies,nemoy,absolution,watchmen
fg image origin:
A dream of burning ice clawing the night from the sky
bg image origin:
black people
sound origin:
Doctor Spock (Teh real one not the baby guy)
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| ?T5R3: Wasted Too Much Time On Corgi Ramano |
Famery-Gai |
(3.68) |
2,057 |
2014-04-06 |
|
description:
Professor David Hulk loads his Atari Computer so he can play with balls
domain:
abc-programming
keywords:
tourn up the radio,i missed the deadline,got to get me some votes
fg image origin:
this is an official submission
bg image origin:
SPACE BALLS
sound origin:
marvel pinball
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| ?vertual |
LegoLewdite |
(3.91) |
3,673 |
2014-04-03 |
|
description:
.
domain:
unauthentic
keywords:
t5,tournament,tiger's blood,slop,t5r3
fg image origin:
abandoned hash
sound origin:
various, too much - the beatles
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| ?TheAlmightyLoaf |
RapistGiraffe |
(1.00) |
916 |
2014-04-01 |
|
description:
QueerBeef
domain:
TheAlmightyLoaf
keywords:
Jew,Hitler,ALMIGHTY LOAF,Giraffe
fg image origin:
hitler gave it too me
sound origin:
Satan recorded it for mt anniversary
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| ?Bike Fail |
OverlordofDarkness |
(1.00) |
1,017 |
2014-03-30 |
|
description:
Sad trombone just fits too much here.
domain:
sadbikefail
keywords:
bike,fail,sad,trombone,wa wa wa wa,jump,ramp,reddit
fg image origin:
mp3skull
sound origin:
public domain
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| ?(nsfw) Cindy Boo Hoo |
jordanhenley |
(1.00) |
935 |
2014-03-24 |
|
description:
Cindy Crybaby Crosby Cries...
domain:
Crosbitch
site text:
Too Bad // Soo // Sad
keywords:
Cindy crosby,sydney crosby,cindy boo hoo,sydney crosbitch,cindy crosbitch,philadelphia flyers
fg image origin:
Internets
bg image origin:
internets
sound origin:
ytmnd stock sounds
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| ?george mcfly takes it too far |
fourest |
(4.44) |
7,096 |
2014-03-24 |
|
description:
lol
domain:
gotthecellfixedupnicethoughmcfly
fg image origin:
bttf, edit
sound origin:
btf edit
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| ?T5: Aktuh and Maylota |
LegoLewdite |
(4.30) |
3,006 |
2014-03-20 |
|
description:
"Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: All of them!" [edit: quotes added]
domain:
klingonincorporated
keywords:
T5,tournament,stng,klingon opera
fg image origin:
wharf
sound origin:
pre black album metallica
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| ?[clairvoyance] |
roxtoyz |
(1.00) |
1,496 |
2014-03-15 |
|
description:
a video about what happens when you eat too many hamburgers...
domain:
ryzovagladden
site text:
Seto kaiba is clairvoyant.... // Seto kaiba is clairvoyant... // Curtis Jackson is clairvoyant..
keywords:
4chan,moot,trolling,old school,reno
fg image origin:
yu-gi-oh
sound origin:
50 cent
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| ?Joy Electric - The Envelope Brigade |
Cattankz |
(1.33) |
574 |
2014-03-14 |
|
description:
Skilled with the saw and pulse
But not with this ailing urge
You with your words and notes
Too scared to try, are you paralyzed?
(Chorus)
Who's afraid of the soldiers in the envelopes brigade
Teased by the sounds you've heard
You've tried, but it sounds like birds
Back to the classifieds
Too scared to try, are you paralyzed?
domain:
ronniemartin
keywords:
Joy Electric,Ronnie Martin,Synthpop
fg image origin:
Workmanship
sound origin:
Joy Electric - The Envelope Bridge
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| ?Malaysian Efforts to find MH370 |
jimmyshackleton |
(3.82) |
1,424 |
2014-03-14 |
|
description:
Witchdoctors
domain:
mh370
keywords:
mh370,witchdoctors,shaman,Bomoh,Malaysia,plane,carpet
fg image origin:
Bomoh Shaman from news report
http://youtu.be/by8PsrYxNXw
bg image origin:
Bomoh Shaman from news report
http://youtu.be/by8PsrYxNXw
sound origin:
Cartoons - Witch Doctor
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|
|
| ?Eddie Murphy does Motown |
Imakeafunny |
(4.49) |
4,536 |
2014-03-13 |
|
description:
Clips of Eddie Murphy doing impressions of his father from his RAW standup comedy hour, which I'm sure many of you weren't even in existence for, spliced with original tracks.
domain:
EddieMurphyMotown
keywords:
eddie murphy,motown,RAW
fg image origin:
does
bg image origin:
anyone
sound origin:
fill this out?
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| ?All I hear when I see the gif |
XoXFaby |
(1.50) |
838 |
2014-03-13 |
|
description:
You know you heard it too.
domain:
KITTCOMET
fg image origin:
CCP
sound origin:
YT
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| ?Phantom LeBron James of the Opera |
mcdoomington |
(1.00) |
828 |
2014-02-28 |
|
description:
His face, too hideous for the SLAM JAM.
domain:
phantomlebron
site text:
His Nose, Our Passion // His Game, Our Obsession // Our Heckling, His Rage
keywords:
basketball,NBA,LeBron James,King James,Phantom of the Opera,Sports,Miami Heat
fg image origin:
Deadspin -- Heat vs Knicks on Feb 27 2014
sound origin:
Phantom of the Opera
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| ?A Sign Of True Friendship |
mikhul-felps |
(3.88) |
1,524 |
2014-02-25 |
|
description:
When a bro and a bro love each other very much, sometimes they show it by
domain:
hugmeeee
fg image origin:
The Shawshank Redemption
sound origin:
Old cartoon music
|
| ?Moonlight Theme from Life with Playstation |
grabpants |
(1.33) |
483 |
2014-02-20 |
|
description:
I fell asleep with that app running so many times, started crying last night over how much I miss that fucking thing :/
I can't tell ya'll how much I miss it.
domain:
moonlighttheme
fg image origin:
from a blog talking about the discontinuation of life with playstation
sound origin:
moonlight theme that played at night while using life with playstation
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| ?(nsfw) They died too young |
HelixFollower |
(2.29) |
1,548 |
2014-02-18 |
|
description:
Never forget
domain:
jaylenoabbyk
site text:
// // Never forget
fg image origin:
internet
bg image origin:
internet
sound origin:
internet
|
| ?Galactic Encounters |
Famery-Gai |
(4.00) |
1,151 |
2014-02-16 |
|
description:
we can't rewind, we've gone too far
domain:
monitoring-the-situation
keywords:
BREAD,THROWN LOAVES,A MILLION SLICES,DUCKS EVERYWHERE,SEND HELP
fg image origin:
thermal dynamics
bg image origin:
microwavable smoke detectors
sound origin:
royksopp - clocks remix
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| ?latelunch |
bugmenot-com |
(1.00) |
387 |
2014-02-15 |
|
description:
people be late from lunch
domain:
latelunch
site text:
I will not leave work // when I will take too long // for lunch!
fg image origin:
dilbert
sound origin:
blank mp3
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| ?(nsfw) Pedro & Marcela |
AllWeatherWalrus |
(2.50) |
856 |
2014-02-15 |
|
description:
Take your daughter to work day at the office;
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/mobile/m/i-like-to-play-games-too/
domain:
PedroAndMarcela
site text:
Don't You // Talk Back To Me // Young Lady!!!
keywords:
Cinemax,Good Acting,Undergarments,Soft,Smooth,Romance,Women's Rights
fg image origin:
Pedro & Marcela
sound origin:
I Like to Play Games Too (Cinemax, 1999)
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| ?Where's Waldo At The Beach |
TizzieB |
(4.38) |
4,305 |
2014-02-09 |
|
description:
Waldo Beach
domain:
WaldoBeach
fg image origin:
Waldo
sound origin:
90's Waldo Cartoon
|
| ?On the dance floor |
Kaymon |
(1.33) |
543 |
2014-02-02 |
|
description:
Too many
domain:
onthedancefloor
fg image origin:
Shake weight
bg image origin:
mfw
sound origin:
Flight of the Conchords
|
| ?Strobetaco relativism |
Jehal |
(4.37) |
5,404 |
2014-01-30 |
|
description:
Ipsum taco with orders to strobe with special relations.
domain:
strobetaco
fg image origin:
thatjerseyswhorevstacogif.avi
bg image origin:
prettiest taco on google on top of home brewed taco texture
sound origin:
Far Too Loud - 600 Years
|
| ?what a fag |
RBDtwisted |
(1.00) |
554 |
2014-01-25 |
|
description:
this guy is too gay
domain:
Virginia-trash
keywords:
phanact,is,a,total,jabroni
fg image origin:
some random girl on google images
bg image origin:
this guy who is mean to me :(
sound origin:
Yolanda Be Cool Vrs DCup - we no speak americano
|
| ?Mario's getting too old for this |
Adamant |
(4.20) |
1,319 |
2014-01-24 |
|
description:
mario ascends the 1000 steps to high hrothgar
domain:
mariosclimb
fg image origin:
Niconico
sound origin:
Niconico
|
| ?PEPTIDOGLYCAN |
flygonius |
(3.00) |
564 |
2014-01-22 |
|
description:
PEPTIDOGLYCAN
PEPTO DOG LYCAN
TOO MUCH PEPTO
domain:
PEPTIDOGLYCAN
keywords:
LTPATS,A Thorny Succulent,peptidoglycan,experimental,11/8,Nausea,Heartburn,Indigestion,Upset Stomach,Diarrhea
fg image origin:
http://ltpats.wordpress.com/
sound origin:
https://soundcloud.com/a-thorny-succulent/
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| ?I NEED HELP MAKIN A SNOWMAN |
helpsnowman |
(1.25) |
404 |
2014-01-14 |
|
description:
I NEED. I NEED. I NEED HELP HELP HELP MAKING A SNOWMAN.
domain:
ineedhelpmakingasnowman
site text:
I NEED SOME // HELP MAKIN A SNOW // MAN. MAN. MAN.
keywords:
snowman,winter,snow,make
fg image origin:
http://www.9to5gifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christmas-snowman-cartoon.gif
sound origin:
I recorded it.
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