?(nsfw) pinocchio smokes a cigar |
letsago |
(2.11) |
2,130 |
2011-07-27 |
description:
the Disney pinocchio decides to party hard and smoke some cuban cigars and gets wasted
domain:
pinocchiosmoking
site text:
wasted // //
keywords:
pinocchio party hard drugs smoking blunt high wasted
fg image origin:
pinocchio smokes too many cigars
bg image origin:
pinocchio and his cigars
sound origin:
gangsta music
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?Things I Imagined as a Kid in the Car |
sghawkredux |
(4.40) |
11,639 |
2011-07-26 |
description:
Yes this is a re-post. I deleted my old account and some of you already know that it has nothing to do with a dead hooker. I'm putting my sites back up this week and next.
domain:
didnteverybodydothis
keywords:
redux,excitebike,excite-a-bike
fg image origin:
101 North
sound origin:
Been too long...can't remember
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?amy winehouse had a tragic death |
letsago |
(2.50) |
1,512 |
2011-07-23 |
description:
amy winehouse is dead.we all will miss her.partyy mouse misses her too.
domain:
amywinehousedeath
keywords:
paryy mouse fun sexy hot cool amy winehouse cheese butter music dinnere
fg image origin:
amy winehouse,amy wiheouse
bg image origin:
amy winehouse,amy winehouse
sound origin:
artist:immature
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?WOO! WOO! WOO! |
baconnaise |
(4.24) |
8,685 |
2011-07-22 |
description:
You'll think its too good to be true!
domain:
crazybrucesliquors
keywords:
selection,and,quality,too!
fg image origin:
Crazy
bg image origin:
Bruce's
sound origin:
Liquors
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?Birdgirl n' Seizurecat |
princesscake |
(3.71) |
3,071 |
2011-07-22 |
description:
Birdgirl takes to the skys in the far off year of 2012 A.D., harnessing the power of Spongebob and various other fucking shit shows made for kids these days, honestly whatever happened to Rocko's Modern Life? Anyway, the retarded cat is dancing too.
domain:
birdgirlistakenfkyou
site text:
The Adventures // of // BIRDGIRL N' SEIZURECAT
fg image origin:
ForGIFS.com as if you didn't see the damn watermark
sound origin:
The fuckin' Sneaker Pimps!
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?YTMND EXTENDED |
Fluk3 |
(3.56) |
2,328 |
2011-07-21 |
description:
Too condensed.
domain:
BertholdAkzidenzGroteskBE
keywords:
Akzidenz,YTMND,Name that font,birthday
fg image origin:
.ai
sound origin:
Filthy/Gorgeous
|
?House of Burgers |
sghawkredux |
(3.50) |
1,243 |
2011-07-20 |
description:
Students learn many things about Jamestown
domain:
checkminus
site text:
check // MINUS //
keywords:
Resurrection,,Jamestown,education today
fg image origin:
texbuk
sound origin:
Pirates of the C. - The Kraken
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?Captain "16" Brofestor |
brofestor |
(3.00) |
2,514 |
2011-07-19 |
description:
An inspirational leader capable of swaying peoples opinions with the tip of his finger! A born leader, bent on helping those in need and caring for each of his followers. He is a patriot to his ideals but sometimes contradicts them. But that just makes him closer to humanity. His ideals are hipocracy and moralism. Mostly he is a moralist. True captain's needs outweigh the needs of the many. Captain 16 's sacrifice is forever remembered.
domain:
captain16
fg image origin:
Retrieved from http://s1.directupload.net/images/110720/9vhwhlwt.png
sound origin:
TSFH - InfiniteLegends
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?That's why I'm HERE WITH YOU. (D... |
AgentThermal |
(4.08) |
5,108 |
2011-07-19 |
description:
A Dr. Phil guest demonstrates improper voice modulation mid-sentence. Many thanks to "Kcirdlab" for the discovery.
domain:
thatswhyimherewithyou
site text:
That's why I'm // HERE // WITH YOU
keywords:
dr. phil,that's why,i'm here with you,guest,horse
fg image origin:
Dr. Phil clip - Youtube
sound origin:
Ditto
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?Hey, wanna see the most annoying sign in the worl... |
woman |
(3.41) |
4,715 |
2011-07-19 |
description:
Too late!
domain:
sign
keywords:
most annoying sign
fg image origin:
Kill Bill
sound origin:
Kill Bill + The Most Annoying Sound in the World
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?(nsfw) sexy pirate loves his sister alot |
letsago |
(2.33) |
2,271 |
2011-07-14 |
description:
sexy pirate loves his sister alot.he loves her so much that he wants to have sex with her too.
domain:
sexypiratesister
keywords:
sexy pirate fun sister family sex incest hot cool cum ass shit naked
fg image origin:
sexy pirate and his sister
sound origin:
artist-luniz
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?Aidan: A friend, a brother, a lover, also enjoys ten... |
erikauer |
(1.50) |
1,519 |
2011-07-13 |
description:
Aidan: A friend, a brother, a lover, kinda gay though. my favorite thing about aidan is his ability to always be himself. :)
domain:
ripaidan
site text:
Aidan Papavizas // I miss you. I love you. // Rest in Peace.
keywords:
aidan rip papaviztos tennis other things too
fg image origin:
friends
bg image origin:
bros
sound origin:
peeps
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?The Firecrotch Who Wore Too Little |
Schweikert |
(3.43) |
1,787 |
2011-07-11 |
description:
FI YAH KROTCH
domain:
fiyahcrotch
keywords:
FIRECROTCH
fg image origin:
the internets
bg image origin:
RAIBOW
sound origin:
madonner
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?mario on seinfeld? |
Krangar18 |
(3.93) |
2,840 |
2011-07-08 |
description:
i spent too much time on this
domain:
superseinfeld
keywords:
mario, seinfeld
fg image origin:
just screen shots and nothing else
sound origin:
i got all of this on youtube!
|
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?She will be Remembered |
Trebar |
(3.73) |
4,516 |
2011-07-08 |
description:
After Stephanie achieved 16 years of age she was banished from Lazytown. Too late, our cast realizes their careers are sunk as well.
domain:
lazymourn
keywords:
Stephanie, grew, boobs, lazytown
fg image origin:
Lazytown with nice tits.
bg image origin:
Made it
sound origin:
If You Were Here - Thompson Twins w/ rain.
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?Too Much |
Zephyr135 |
(5.00) |
3,103 |
2011-07-07 |
description:
No, really. There is.
domain:
toomuchriding
site text:
There's to much // // Riding on that
keywords:
Sufjan, Stevens, Too, Much, Riding, Car, Pack
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Sufjan
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?(nsfw) I like to swim naked |
nihn |
(3.58) |
3,126 |
2011-07-04 |
description:
i like to swim naked
domain:
i-like-to-swin-naked-too
keywords:
naked, swim
fg image origin:
youtube
sound origin:
youlube
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?PISTONS ARE AWESOME |
MangoScango |
(3.50) |
4,169 |
2011-07-02 |
description:
Pistons in minecraft are amazing. Too bad we're ll retarded.
domain:
yaypistons
keywords:
pistons minecraft yakety sax
fg image origin:
reddit
sound origin:
yakety sax
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?bitches leave! |
fearcondom |
(3.31) |
2,201 |
2011-07-01 |
description:
you want some too?
domain:
bitchgator
keywords:
bitches leave
fg image origin:
bitches
sound origin:
leave
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?(nsfw) sexy pirate with his bitch |
letsago |
(2.29) |
2,221 |
2011-06-30 |
description:
sexy pirate returns and he gets a sexy bitch too.
domain:
sexypirateisback
keywords:
sexy pirate returns cool goofy movie cum shit ass dick
fg image origin:
sexy piratee is backk
sound origin:
partyy time
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?When Life Gets Too Hard... |
Cooper51283 |
(4.33) |
1,144 |
2011-06-28 |
description:
Sometimes life is too hard to handle
domain:
nowheretoturn
fg image origin:
my brother
sound origin:
online
|
?max made me a mod too |
prairiedogeric10 |
(4.22) |
1,855 |
2011-06-26 |
description:
LOL
domain:
modera
fg image origin:
Uploading your dumb site
bg image origin:
L, O, and L
sound origin:
I Can LOL On Water
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?I know. I'm a fucking monster. |
VomitingKermit |
(3.00) |
1,149 |
2011-06-20 |
description:
He died how he lived.
domain:
iknowimafuckingmonster
keywords:
ryan dunn, vomiting kermit is a fucking monster, too soon?
fg image origin:
horatio meme generator
sound origin:
pete townsend caught his dick in his zipper
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?Michael Cera Kickflip Gif |
Converged |
(4.50) |
1,410 |
2011-06-19 |
description:
michael cera shred
domain:
whofartedtwentytwelve
keywords:
radical vague
fg image origin:
shooting out car tires sounds like loads and loads of fun
bg image origin:
i like your stories, i like your gun
sound origin:
Nouvelle Vague - Too Drunk To F---
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?Dalek's Charlie Brown Moment |
saddalek |
(2.00) |
730 |
2011-06-19 |
description:
Daleks have Charlie Brown Moments, too.
domain:
dalekcbm
keywords:
dalek, charlie brown
fg image origin:
Foreground is a GIF taken from http://doctorwhogifs.tumblr.com/post/827972188/bye-bye-dalek
sound origin:
Sound is a clip from Vince Guaraldi's "Christmas Time is Here," cut to be looped, taken from my personal music collection.
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?Het Super Geheime Stedelijk Gymnasium Nijmegen ... |
Stannienator |
(1.33) |
1,890 |
2011-06-17 |
description:
Hallo, ik dacht, ik maak eens ff een site voor sgsgnpg. Hier is het gedicht:
OF luister het hier: http://bit.ly/grieksetango
Verleden week bezocht ik voor de eerste maal mijn bovenbuur
Het had te maken met lekkage, naar ik meen, of met de huur
Er hing een levensecht portretje van een cirkel aan de muur
En hij ontpopte zich als vreemde en ascetische figuur
Die zich in leven hield met brokjes en augurken in het zuur
"Het schikt me slecht, ik moet veel werk verrichten", sprak hij overstuur
"Ik heb al jaren een obsessie en die geeft me rust nog duur
Daar ik verslaafd ben aan de cirkelkwadratuur"
"Als men de omtrek van de cirkel", zo begon hij zijn verhaal
"Gaat delen door de doorsnee, uiteraard is die twee keer de straat
Dan komt er een quotient, ja mag ik even stilte in de zaal
Vaak zegt met tweeentwintig zevende maar dat is te globaal
In feite is het twee pi r en dat is lang niet zo banaal
Het blijkt dat pi irrationeel is en daarbij transcenataal
En een computer heeft het uitgerekend, is dat niet geniaal
Tot in de weet ik veel hoeveelste decimaal"
"Ja deze pi, dat staat te lezen in de encyclopedie,
Is eeuwenoud en wetenschappelijk en Grieks en vol magie
Als ik zo pieker over pi spreekt u wellicht van een manie
Maar zijn wij allen niet neuro-, fana-, roman- of mystici
Een ander heeft een kolibri, een relikwie of een fobie
Maar ik verdiep me onophoudelijk en zonder compromis
In dit unieke en verheven wonder der planimetrie
Ik zoek het antwoord op het grote raadsel pi"
Na deze woorden onderbrak hij spastisch hijgend zijn gepraat
En er verscheen een onrustbarend kleurenspel op zijn gelaat
Dus ik begon al rond te kijken naar een zuurstofapparaat
Maar hij bedaarde en hervatte zijn verhandeling kordaat
"Er is een andere formule, die is ook niet van de straat
De oppervlakte van een cirkel immers is pi r kwadraat
En om de waarde van die pi nu eens te zien in vol ornaat
Dat is wat mij als ideaal voor ogen staat"
"Aldus vind ik drie komma een vier een vijf negen twee zes vijf
Etcetera etcetera, ja het heeft heel wat om het lijf
Zodat ik elke morgen na het opstaan eventjes verstijf
Bij de gedachte aan de eindeloosheid van dit tijdverdrijf
Waarna ik mij toch altijd weer verman en in mijn handen wrijf
Ik grijp de rekenlineaal of ook wel eens de rekenschijf
Ik zet me neer en calculeer en schrijf en calculeer en schrijf
En ik zal blijven zoeken tot ik er in blijf"
domain:
sgsgnpg
keywords:
Het Super Geheime Stedelijk Gymnasium Nijmegen Pi Genootschap Griekse Tango
fg image origin:
PI
sound origin:
Drs. P - Griekse Tango
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?supman ♥ lomp |
Famery-Gai |
(3.73) |
1,636 |
2011-06-15 |
description:
NO YELLING ON THE BUS
domain:
sugarman
keywords:
fuck you
fg image origin:
commissioner gordon gets cheese powder in his mustache from eating too many cheeto's and then eats out a 5-year-old girl
sound origin:
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT
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?Carlton becomes obese |
letsago |
(2.63) |
1,349 |
2011-06-14 |
description:
carlton seems to have eaten too much fast food and let himself ago.he still can dance well though
domain:
carltonobese
keywords:
cartlon funny dance sexy hot obese fat weight gain mcdonalds ketnucky fried chicken
fg image origin:
fat carlton
sound origin:
fresh prince
song- ring my bell
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?the finger that knew too much |
LegoLewdite |
(4.19) |
9,323 |
2011-06-14 |
description:
Ω§
domain:
fingerprints
keywords:
accented rehashed tewb business, no tmbg, no left these fingerprints on my imagination, no noooooo neither
fg image origin:
ξ
sound origin:
‡
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?Black Albino Straight From Broward County |
snarkysnark |
(1.00) |
2,467 |
2011-06-14 |
description:
A tribute to the many faces of James Way
domain:
blackalbinostraightfrombrowardcounty
fg image origin:
Google image search for Florida Mug Shot
sound origin:
Youtube
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