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a sequence of photos by Jan Von Holleben of a woman doing yoga with impossibly balanced (and presumably heavy) boxes on her back

iwannaseeyouonthefloor

i wanna // see you // on the floor

jan von holleben,jump short bad sneakers annex trax,yoga,floor,boxes

http://www.janvonholleben.com/?page_id=4497

Jump (Short Bad Sneakers Edit) Featuring Nicco From the Album Annex Trax Volume #5

The Ronald by McDonalds

Mcorp

Ronald McDonalds,Ronald,LOL,The Shining,Redrum,Danny,Wendy,Jack,Mccorp Mcorp,Torrance,Stanley

The Shining

The Shining

DONT BE A BEOTCH, SHOW ME UR PIKA

PIKAKAKA

PIKA KA KA // //

INTERNET

INTERNET

INTERNET

cryme tyme answers this difficult question

leaderofthegroup

make up the team with // one other fellow... //

Tmnt,teenage mutant ninja turtles,ninja,turtle

turtle power single Kryme Tyme ninja turtles movie soundtrack (1990)

question mark on google images

(see foreground)

It doesn't matter how I describe this site, since you can't view it, anyway.

baxton

// JK //

VOTE 5

You can't see it

You can't hear it

been selling baggies of pizza on the side of the road for extra cash and im doing pretty well 4 myself

persistanceofpizza

persistance of memory,persistance of pizza,salvidor dali,dali,pizza,eric andre,arthur

http://video.adultswim.com/the-eric-andre-show/jack-nicholson.html

Blackalicious - Deception (couldnt find a high quality version on the whole damn site)

actual user thinking process

olduser

pilleater

"I come back to this site every once in a while, just to see if it is still funny. I have yet to be disappointed." -March 2009

http://ytmnd.com/sites/933560/profile voted nothing as offense to earthbound

2:00:02 AM CST On on the site ?Why Israel Had To Act http://ytmnd.com/sites/896347/profile [1 reply] Israel does what other countries are afraid to do, act accordingly and f*ck up anyone who messes with them. we here in america have lost our touch, after the taliban refused to hand over osama, we should have spent the next few minutes bombing a major city, and for every day that osama was not turned over, another city would be reduced to rubble. The people would be screaming for Osama to die, for osama to be turned in, anything to stop the wrath of the U.S. You teach people to fear retaliation.

Let me guess. "That doesn't look so hard," right? I wanna see you try an Upward Double Arm Thrust and not pull something.

freestylecelebrating

olympics,london 2012,fail

my edits of some S Korean guy breaking his elbow weightlifting during the Olympics

hi-def image of the 2012 gold medal

Kool and The Gang - Celebration

It's good to see max passionate about something, even if it's just his hatred for SantabotAI.

foefight

wewgas

mcroix + headpastes

Dax Grohlberg

a beautiful song, written by board users and sung by a lovely femanon

b06082012

/b/

/b/

/b/

The ACLU is suing the Pentagon and CIA for using drones to kill U.S. citizens in the phony "War on Terror." "War for Pipelines" is more like it: see http://pipelines.curry.com and http://426.nashownotes.com (the No Agenda Podcast Pipeline Report, the most important episode [b]EVER[/b]). The article is originally from Wired Magazine's Website.

dronelawsuit

win lose or drone,wired,pentagon,cia,drones,no agenda,pipelines,new world order,aclu,lawsuit

Wired Magazine Website

No Agenda Podcast

Honeydrone Crunch??? i see passed your illuminaughty filth

fiveyearplan

bees immuminaughty ,drone,honey,dark knight,tiki

paul blart

zeek the plumber

Want to see Nick Cage's character from Raising Arizona riding a flaming unicorn in space? Okay! (Art by obviouslycloe.com)

raisingunicorn

unicorn,,flaming,nick cage,raising arizona

obviouslycloe.com

Raising Arizona Theme by Carter Burwell - Way Out There

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (From now on, I am not using "LOL!" because Internet slang is destroying the English language!)

unnatural

VOTE 5

You'll see

TheAmazingAtheist from YouTube

Same

Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

alfred

The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight

You will never un-see...

klarge

K(extra)LARGE aka Krusty the Clown

Hamster Dance

Crazy.

str8jumpin

girls, jumping jacks, park, cleveland

poop

poop

wacka

A one in a trillion guy. Please don't bolt (run away). All of the pictures are absolutely real, of a real guy. He has actually looked like all of these things at one point. He raised his kids well. That is, they like to run away. When seen together in public, he will often tell them not to "bolt", since they tend to do that.

dontbolt

// // don't bolt

No foreground for this one.

Composite of several pictures of the same guy. He's quite unique, as you can see.

Mind Your Manners - Chiddy Bang

A twist to the classic scene from the movie "Nacho Libre" where Jack Black is dressing up as a luchador and one of the orphan kids walks in on him, but instead of using Jack Black or a luchador, I wanted to use another "stretchy pants" wearer, and that was Batman.

isforfun

// IS FOR // FUN

Stretchy,Pants,Batman,Nacho,Libre

I obtained the picture of the toy Batman from a classmate named AJ Tello, who took the image himself. We are currently taking a Photography & New Media class together at UT Dallas and the requirement for this assignment was to exchange pictures with a classmate, so this is the one I choose. I only cropped the image to my liking.

I downloaded the sound file from a website called MovieWavs.com

Oh, just wait and see.

LeoPotterinLove

Leonardo DiCaprio,Daniel Radcliffe,Harry Potter,Strut

From Facebook

From Sims, Shopping Spree

partyy mouse jacks your car then kills you afterwards

partyymousecar

vote 5 // //

partyy mouse funky gangsta pimp thug car steal

partyy mouse steal a car and puts gold rims on it to drive in.

artist-celly cell song-zig zags and body bags

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console takes us into the past, when you were younger and full of curiosity at the unknown world. From your bedroom window, you gaze through the silky curtain and spot something glimmering in the purple night. What are these beautiful lights? Are they wishes coming true? As you slowly drift to sleep, you dream of flying amongst these twinkling wishes, touching the joy and happiness that each will bring to those that wish upon them. When you wake the next morning, you may be safe in your warm bed, but you happen to notice the shine of stardust on your fingertips...

TRANQUILItmndYouthfulDream

star,stardust,stars,night,dream,child,childhood,happy,joy,tranquil,TRANQUILItmnd,relax,peace,peaceful

http://noirlac.tumblr.com

http://www.hamienet.com

Yep

nobonesjack

Innerpartysystem - American Trash

Christmas time is here, / happiness and cheer, / fun for all that children / call their favorite time of year. / Snowflakes in the air, / carols everywhere, / olden times and ancient rhymes / and love and dreams to share. / Sleigh bells in the air; / beauty every where; / yuletide by the fireside / and joyful memories there. / Christmas time is here; / we'll be drawing near; / oh that we could always see / such spirit through the year, / such spirit through the year.

merrychristmascharliebrown

MERRY // CHRISTMAS // CHARLIE BROWN

charlie brown,christmas,xmas,peanuts,charles schulz,A Charlie Brown Christmas,snoopy,Lucy van Pelt,Linus van Pelt

Christmas.jpg

A Charlie Brown Christmas.

LOL, IT'S ALMOST A DAY LATE

EmmaWatson

michael jordan

SEE CREDITS AT THE END LOL

SEE CREDITS AT THE END LOL

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console takes us far west into the sprawling sands of a desert at rest. Calm winds don't shift a grain of sand; they just roll the clouds casually across the warm summer sky. Just observe the infinite landscape and take notice of the unchanging nature in the beauty of the desert.

TRANQUILItmndDormantDesert

desert,sand,dessert,tranquil,TRANQUILItmnd,hot,clouds,sky,relax,peaceful,peace,happy,joy

http://noirlac.tumblr.com.

http://www.hamienet.com

desk rip sean

FBSMP

>FUCKIGN YEAH // >FUCKIGN // >GN

yes

yes

yes

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console wakes us into a bright new day, full of possibilities and hope. Let the bright rays beam positivity into your still sleepy eyes and let the calming waters below breathe fresh, sea salty air into your lungs. The new day is beautiful, just like the one before and the one to follow. For now, let's just savor the little beauties of a blue dawn sky. Relax, Sit back, and let the day wake up with you.

TRANQUILItmndMorningSunbath

morning,sun,shine,bright,relax,happy,water,peaceful,tranquilitmnd,joy

http://noirlac.tumblr.com

http://www.hamienet.com

Bender Jacks On

BenderJacksOn

bender,futurama,jack on,jacks on,jacking on,jacking,drugs

Futurama - Season 01, Episode 09 - "Hell Is Other Robots"

Futurama - Season 01, Episode 09 - "Hell Is Other Robots"

Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

swordplay

extremely loud public bowel movements

Horatio Sanz

Whore-Ratio Sands