| ?headshot |
pong |
(1.67) |
465 |
2006-03-21 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
boombang
site text:
how many points // is that //
sound origin:
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| ?Hahah this one day I went out for a smoke and then... |
Goyutan |
(3.50) |
466 |
2010-02-06 |
|
description:
ass
domain:
heythiscoolguyonedaydecidedtotellagoodjoke
keywords:
ass
fg image origin:
ass
sound origin:
ass
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| ?Happy You'rethemannowpunchthekeys to y... |
airbud |
(3.00) |
466 |
2017-12-25 |
|
description:
A classic holiday commercial gets the YTMND treatment.
domain:
ytmnptk
keywords:
chrismahanukwanzakah
fg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73vcbde8Cb8 + Sean Connery
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73vcbde8Cb8 + many YTMND fads
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| ?(nsfw) Oooh... TOO SEXAH! |
Droog |
(2.09) |
467 |
2006-04-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
sexahsnape
sound origin:
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| ?Ytmnd Sanwitz |
Raptor-J |
(3.25) |
467 |
2006-08-17 |
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description:
Well.. I was just making my regular cheese sandwitch whit cheese and I toasted it toast-o-master 2000 and when it was redi there was odd figure in my sandwitz. I alredi ate it so I cannot sell it on ebay =( ssry .
domain:
sandwitz
site text:
* NOt fake * // //
keywords:
Sandwitz or Sandwich then Sean Connery and God too
fg image origin:
Sean, Sandwich and Psp edit
sound origin:
Handel teh messiah - Hallelujah
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| ?Dom |
druenn |
(2.50) |
467 |
2007-09-30 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
d0m
site text:
HOW MANY PPL // ARE FKIN DYIN ON TEH WALL // FKIN MANUS CUZADA FKIN FIGHT MAN
fg image origin:
MSPAINTZ
sound origin:
VENTRILLOZ
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| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
467 |
2023-09-23 |
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description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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| ?Too many sites |
ezcheezbandit |
(1.75) |
468 |
2008-08-06 |
|
description:
too many sites, not enough time
domain:
tmstms
fg image origin:
me
sound origin:
Price is Right
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| ?It Was "Too Hard" |
thereistruth |
(3.00) |
469 |
2006-04-05 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
itwastoohard
sound origin:
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| ?Calvin gets existential crisis |
LaserMcCloud |
(3.50) |
468 |
2021-09-07 |
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description:
Sometimes calvin and hobbes comics are too deep to understand.
domain:
calvinexistentialcrisis
keywords:
calvin and hobbes
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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| ?Carl0s in his pants |
jake657 |
(1.14) |
469 |
2006-05-07 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
Carl0s
site text:
Carl0s is too sexy // Too sexy for his pants // Too sexy....by far!
sound origin:
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| ?All The Single Paulies |
gashcatunpunished |
(3.00) |
469 |
2012-04-07 |
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description:
This is what pop music was made for
domain:
allthesingle
keywords:
the beatles
fg image origin:
Tumblr, too-stoned-to-remember
bg image origin:
Tumblr
sound origin:
beyoncee
|
| ?Chuck McGill covers The Dirty Heads' &quo... |
chuckvcounter |
(3.50) |
469 |
2016-04-14 |
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description:
The .gif loop shows Chuck's various thumps happening at a pace of about 85 bpm. Conveniently enough, "Lay Me Down" is 85 bpm too.
domain:
enjoythatconcussion
keywords:
chuck,,mcgill,better call saul,the dirty heads,lay me down,chuck mcgill, concussion,reddit,/r/bettercallsaul
fg image origin:
Chuck loses a fight with the copy shop counter.
sound origin:
Lay Me Down by The Dirty Heads
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| ?Give it too me..... |
Mosher |
(2.33) |
470 |
2006-05-25 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
jedi2
site text:
Give It // To Me // OBI!
fg image origin:
The Net
sound origin:
Weird Al
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|
| ?too soon? |
cptBONES |
(1.00) |
470 |
2006-11-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
toosoonirwin
site text:
Too Soon? // //
sound origin:
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| ?(nsfw) Sequence 01.mp4 |
CherryMash |
(1.67) |
471 |
2020-07-16 |
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description:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
domain:
seq01mp4
site text:
Text // Text // Text
keywords:
why did I make this,this took too long,wtf,weird
fg image origin:
my old youtube video from a now deleted
bg image origin:
same as foreground
sound origin:
also from the old video, but the audio is a distorted version of Moso by Hubba and Amanu
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| ?The King Has Gone Too Far |
mattm0220 |
(1.71) |
472 |
2006-10-27 |
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description:
The king has gone too far
domain:
tkhgtf
site text:
Wake up... // with the king //
keywords:
BK King Rapist
fg image origin:
rapist search ytmnd + edits
sound origin:
BK commercial
|
| ?How do you know you're setting a bad exam... |
WizzardOfStupid |
(2.33) |
472 |
2007-01-16 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
Drunkittten
site text:
When your kitten drinks too.... // //
fg image origin:
The Interweb
sound origin:
Blood for Blood-goin' down the bar (wasted youth brew)
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| ?Dialing Wand |
mongo |
(2.25) |
474 |
2005-09-13 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
fingerstoofat
site text:
The fingers you // have used to dial // are too fat
keywords:
Dialing wand mumu too fat
sound origin:
|
| ?Push Th' Lil Dasies |
validgunner |
(2.33) |
474 |
2023-03-22 |
|
description:
When you lie
Kiss your baby bye bye bye
If you're true
The whole wide world will laugh with you
When we see
Nothing's wrong with you and me
The time will tell
It might even bring a wedding bell
If you think that I'm a loser
Well you suck
'Cause you know
I ain't nothin'
But a user of your love
I can't get enough
Girl, it's true
The whole wide world is smilin' with you
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Sometimes I know
Sometimes I'm on the go
But I'm comin' back
So don't give me no flack, yeah
It's all you
And it's me too
It"s your world
You's the girl, you's the girl
Happier than shit
Things that might go click with me
Click with you
Is that love? is that love? oh
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow
Now just push th' little daisies and make em come up
Watch them grow, watch them grow
As I push the little daisies and make 'em come up
Make 'em come up
Make 'em come up
Make 'em come up, say
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
domain:
daseys
site text:
Watch them grow // //
fg image origin:
Ween
sound origin:
Push Th' LIl Dasies
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| ?Leonard Cone |
SusanTrepid |
(3.00) |
475 |
2017-08-25 |
|
description:
an old JohnnyLurg site from 2015, reposted. I remember back when I used to talk about Leonard Cohen's famous Suzanne song almost every time I logged into YTMND, and then other Leonard Cohen sites made by my buddy popped up too.
domain:
cohn
keywords:
Leonard Cohen,VLC,Media,Player,Cone,Coneheads,Famous Blue Raincoat
fg image origin:
Leonard Cohen + VLC Media Player cone
sound origin:
Red Hot Chili Peppers + Coneheads OST + Leonard Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat
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| ?Took Hates You |
skillz |
(3.67) |
475 |
2005-11-07 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
eviltook
site text:
It's Okay Took, // We Hate You Too. // lawlzJeiKayKthxBai.
sound origin:
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| ?Indoor Airconditioner |
chaosknight |
(1.25) |
475 |
2013-07-22 |
|
description:
AC in a box
domain:
Indoor
site text:
INDOOR AC IN A BOX // BECAUSE OUTDOOR AC // IS TOO MAINSTREAM
fg image origin:
photo by me
sound origin:
Sutton Foster- Air Conditioner- Live
|
| ?Oh noes... stupid history :( |
shaftm |
(2.50) |
477 |
2005-12-13 |
|
description:
I opened a happy image with mspaint! then my dad opened mspaint too....
domain:
dadisangrynow
site text:
My dad is angry // //
keywords:
caught with porn
fg image origin:
my computer
sound origin:
c&c
|
| ?Sweet Pickles is great! |
Locke5 |
(2.67) |
477 |
2015-12-10 |
|
description:
I wonder how many others here are old enough to remember this...
domain:
sweetpickles
site text:
SWEET PICKLES // IS GREAT! //
keywords:
sweet pickles
fg image origin:
Girl from Sweet Pickles Commercial
bg image origin:
Sweet Pickles Bus
sound origin:
Sweet Pickles is great!
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| ?KarmaSpam |
MaroX |
(1.00) |
477 |
2006-09-14 |
|
description:
His Holiness, the Dalai Lama, has said that having the mantra on your computer works the same as a traditional Mani wheel. As the digital image spins around on your hard drive, it sends the peaceful prayer of compassion to all directions and purifies the
domain:
Karmaspam
site text:
Spinn Spin Spin // Digital Mani Wheel // Spin
keywords:
Buddhist Prayer Wheel Good Karma Compassion Dalai Lama
fg image origin:
http://www.dharma-haven.org/tibetan/digital-wheels.htm
sound origin:
http://www.buddhanet.net
|
| ?Don't be too proud |
MetaFox |
(2.00) |
478 |
2005-12-17 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
nyarproud
sound origin:
|
| ?Zack King wants you too play with his bannana |
evilrage1220 |
(3.50) |
478 |
2006-03-19 |
|
description:
Zack King is a gay man
domain:
Zackking
site text:
ZACK KING // IS // a gay man
fg image origin:
EvilRage
sound origin:
|
| ?Never too Old for a Groin Kick |
dzotti |
(1.80) |
478 |
2014-07-05 |
|
description:
Groin kicks. They never get old no matter how much they hurt.
domain:
groinkickshurt
keywords:
groin,kick,hurt
fg image origin:
internet search
bg image origin:
internet search
sound origin:
youtube
|
| ?"We've Known Each Other Many Yea... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.81) |
479 |
2007-02-24 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
weveknowneachothermanyyears
site text:
We've Known Each Other Many // But This Is The First Time You E // Came To Me For Counsel Or Help
sound origin:
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