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an old JohnnyLurg site from 2015, reposted. I remember back when I used to talk about Leonard Cohen's famous Suzanne song almost every time I logged into YTMND, and then other Leonard Cohen sites made by my buddy popped up too.

cohn

Leonard Cohen,VLC,Media,Player,Cone,Coneheads,Famous Blue Raincoat

Leonard Cohen + VLC Media Player cone

Red Hot Chili Peppers + Coneheads OST + Leonard Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat

no description given.

feelingroovy

Slow down, // you move too fast... //

parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme; by simon & garfunkel

Many moose-turned-owls

whamjp

Last Christmas,Misheard Lyrics

Inkscape

Last Christmas

Groin kicks. They never get old no matter how much they hurt.

groinkickshurt

groin,kick,hurt

internet search

internet search

youtube

When you lie Kiss your baby bye bye bye If you're true The whole wide world will laugh with you When we see Nothing's wrong with you and me The time will tell It might even bring a wedding bell If you think that I'm a loser Well you suck 'Cause you know I ain't nothin' But a user of your love I can't get enough Girl, it's true The whole wide world is smilin' with you Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Sometimes I know Sometimes I'm on the go But I'm comin' back So don't give me no flack, yeah It's all you And it's me too It"s your world You's the girl, you's the girl Happier than shit Things that might go click with me Click with you Is that love? is that love? oh Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow Now just push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch them grow, watch them grow As I push the little daisies and make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up, say Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up

daseys

Watch them grow // //

Ween

Push Th' LIl Dasies

These girls should hang themselves but the noose might just break :(

fatlesbianpromdatesmirrorshot

YOU ARE // MUCH TOO // LARGE!!

fat ugly ass girls, fat fat fat, fatty fats

myspace

This is for all the shippers!!!!! I am spreading my skylox joy everywhere!!!

skylox

Ty, I love you // I love you too, Sky // Skylox is real

Toilets, hamburgers, nom nom nom...

I am a happy pappy puppeh dawg

95 pound white kid who seriously thinks hes a badass/gangster/pimp

pimpdaddydrew

check out my new cameraphone daw // //

pimp white kid nerd

work

taken from a wierd al song that is free on youtube

This is tekno

thisisdasbleep

techno, hawking, where did we come from

I made it

I made it too.

Create many things with Miku!

PizzaMiku

// //

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVeMn5xBwj0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUk-lhJVab0

no description given.

gotothetattaglias

Go to the uh, Tattaglia&#039 // make them think that you're // not too happy with our family...

"Go to the uh, Tattaglia's, and make them thin

"Go to the uh, Tattaglia's, and make them thin

no description given.

alvinhowmanylicks

100 Dollars is too much

f0rf0rheatsapool

f0rf0r, pool,100 dollars

Original Work - f0rf0r and ForteSP X EXE2

chrome sparks - marijuana

no description given.

emhotep

Wow! I love raw meat // Yeah, me too! // Am I a cracker?

http://www.uncertaintypark.com/Images/Article%20Images/myshistor

http://www.freeaudioclips.com/list.php?subcatid=58&subcat=Pa

no description given.

synchronisedhaircuits

random google search

im too sexy for my shirt

no description given.

sevenroads

images.google.ca

wave file

the winning combination

metalgearvideogames

metal gear,metal gear solid,game over,video games,snake,snake snake snaaake

Metal Gear Solid (Japanese: メタルギアソリッド Hepburn: Metaru Gia Soriddo?) is an action-adventure stealth video game developed by Konami Computer Entertainment Japan and first published by Konami for the PlayStation in 1998. The game was directed, produced and co-written by Hideo Kojima and serves as a sequel to the MSX2 versions of Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake, which Kojima also directed.[4] The suffix Solid has several meanings as it not only references the game's protagonist, Solid Snake, but also alludes to the "solid" 3D graphics, and its placement as the third title in the series. Metal Gear Solid follows Solid Snake, a soldier who infiltrates a nuclear weapons facility to neutralize the terrorist threat from FOXHOUND, a renegade special forces unit.[5] Snake must liberate two hostages, the head of DARPA and the president of a major arms manufacturer, confront the terrorists,

and stop them from launching a nuclear strike.[6] Cinematic cutscenes were rendered using the in-game engine and graphics, and voice acting was used throughout the entire game.[7] Metal Gear Solid was very well received, shipping more than six million copies,[8] and scoring an average of 94/100 on the aggregate website Metacritic.[9] It is recognized by many critics as one of the best and most important games of all time,[10][11] and heralded as the game which made the stealth genre popular. The commercial success of the title prompted the release of an expanded version for the PlayStation and PC, titled Metal Gear Solid: Integral;[12] and a remake, Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes was later released for the Nintendo GameCube.[13][14] The game has also spawned numerous sequels, prequels and spin-offs, including several games, a radio drama, comics, and novels.

He took too many diarrheas

diarrheaderek

Derek's // Demise //

AI

ai

Ai

feet first.. an fictional speeding ordeal were people tend to levitate off the ground and just speed at many MPH!

superspeed

self made!

my media player ! lol

no description given.

codystoosexy

Cody You're Too Sexy! // //

sexy

Comedy forum

Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

no description given.

NOTTURCHOICEOMG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA // HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH // !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blah blah me I typed it omg

I made it too, wow stop asking godammit

I fell asleep with that app running so many times, started crying last night over how much I miss that fucking thing :/ I can't tell ya'll how much I miss it.

moonlighttheme

from a blog talking about the discontinuation of life with playstation

moonlight theme that played at night while using life with playstation

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

aids and dookie lol

hahadookie

ROFLCOPTER // DOOKIE HAS AIDS // AND UR MOTHER AND UR SISTER TOO

dookie aids roflcopter sh*t face

dookie

team america

no description given.

kermitdaplaya

Too Hot To Handle // //

no description given.

FoEqqboard

Photoshop

http://www.freeaudioclips.com

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

seq01mp4

Text // Text // Text

why did I make this,this took too long,wtf,weird

my old youtube video from a now deleted

same as foreground

also from the old video, but the audio is a distorted version of Moso by Hubba and Amanu

no description given.

TokinYoda

Yoda // Gets High // Too

http://blogol.hu/pikz/spacemaker/yoda_smoking_a_jointjoezna2dec.

Ludacris - Blueberry yum yums

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gaialulz

Gaia funny Lol turned down

I took a picture of one of my conversations on Gaia

I picked I'm too sexy for my shirt out of my media library.

picture by nathan miller. sound from prankdial.com

injailanpretty

I'm too pretty for jail... // //

prank call,pig,jail,bond

Nathan Miller

http://www.prankdial.com/listen/987644317