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And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?" And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Water dissolving and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean Under the water, carry the water Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean Water dissolving and water removing Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, into the silent water Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Leting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?" You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?" And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?" And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, into the silent water Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, look where my hand was Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (I couldn't get no rest) Same as it ever was, hey let's all twist our thumbs Here comes the twister Letting the days go by (same as it ever was, same as it ever was) Letting the days go by (same as it ever was, same as it ever was) Once in a lifetime, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground

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got the idea when assembling the gif

kriszta

Sync is slightly broken because my goddamn mouse won't work. GOD DAMN IT WHY DOES IT KEEP DOUBLE CLICKING

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AGE: 25. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 139lbs. NELL if that is even her real name...Is a notorious mistress who's most well-known characteristics is being a hardcore Sado-Masochist. Somewhat indestructible as she is seen frequently partaking in the use of Narcotics to enhance her senses. However, she never suffers any negative side effects. Some wonder between that and her uncanny appearance if she is even really human. Most think she is just mentally unstable, but she makes it clear it's just what she likes. Always looking for that next extreme sensation of touch and taste. She loves to hit and get hit. Never showing any signs of damage. Somehow she maintains a clientele. Both men and women coming to her for an out of this world experience. Some even end up working for her as they beg to be her pets. She has a strange...control over others... Nell is not her real name. Simply an alias since no one really knows who she is. A popular employee of Club Scarlet, a club for BDSM enthusiasts and Sex addicts, she is well known for her services on a surface level. Under the surface some know her as an enforcer in the criminal underworld. Her signature latex suit and mask keep her identity hidden at all times. Allowing her to perform her duties both sexual and violent without exposing who she really is. She takes pride in her actions and finds satisfaction being in complete control of her life. A truly chaotic and free soul at the expense of decency. While very much a degenerate she doesn't abide by what she disagree's with under any circumstances. Even her boss, Madam Scarlet, refuses to step on Nell's toes when it comes to clients. She enjoys drinking, smoking, fighting and fucking. Follow her rules and play her game. Otherwise... Forget it.

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Behold ! ! ! // La Gimp ! ! ! //

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

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Snow Viper // //

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trisha

Perpetually 19, female, spotted hyena demisexual, poly, immature & rebelious . From: Arkansas, Ozarks . Works at her uncle's farm on the weekends . Lives in a run down mobile home park with her helicopter parents . Very very subtle country accent . Stinky & hairy, bathes like once a week, prefers a dip in a river or a hose rinse . Loves roller skating, ice cream and hates country music . Worn out stuffy work overalls (hotbox for the coochie) . No underwear . Dirty 10 year old sneakers . Weird relationship with her cousin she doesn't like to talk about . Fucks most of her friends . Calls her pseudo-penis her "pistil" gets upset when people call it anything else . Has trouble loving just one person . Dropped out of Highschool in 10th grade .

HibiscusBlossom

// // Hi-Bi

AGE: 34 , HEIGHT: 5'10" , WEIGHT: 134lbs. Victoria Beckett started her rise to power by attending West Point Military Academy when she was 18. Later becoming an Infantry Officer for the US Army in 2027. In her four year service she served in the Eastern European War of 2031, where she was wounded by a rocket that hit her MATV. Her combat expertise lead to her soldiers calling her "War Mother". After leaving the Army she still had a strong desire to fight. DIQ noticed she had an immense talent for combat operations and hired her for their new Security Forces Branch. Starting off as a Section Commander it wasn't long before she became the Chief Deputy Director of the entire SF. She endulges in her newfound power and wealth so much that looking at her you wouldn't assume she's a tested war veteran. From the DIQ Headquarters she managed NAT's forces in the Liberation Wars with her right hand Amanda Grant. While stern and well disciplined, she is not against letting loose and having fun when there isn't work to do. Enjoying the fruits of her labor with expensive drinks and other poisons. The only thing that can match her ferocious appetite for fighting is her sex drive. Many men fear her in both aspects. Only the best warriors get rewarded with her time in the bedroom. You better stand at attention for her...

VictoriaB

// // Vix Tori

Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

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// // Anne!

it's nsfw because it is too too too too too too too honorable for work.

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Mary Louis "Maria" Kanellis-Bennett (born February 25, 1982) is an American professional wrestler, manager, promoter, singer and model. She is signed to All Elite Wrestling and Ring of Honor (ROH). She is best known for her tenures in WWE and TNA. Outside of wrestling, she is known for her 2008 Playboy magazine pictorial and 2010 appearances on the Celebrity Apprentice television series. Kanellis' career began as a contestant on the reality show Outback Jack in 2004. In the same year, she placed fifth in the Diva Search and was later hired by WWE as a backstage interviewer. Kanellis began competing in the ring as a professional wrestler in 2005 and received the Slammy Award for Diva of the Year in 2009. She released her debut album Sevin Sins in 2010 and departed WWE later that year. After departing WWE, she worked for Ring of Honor (ROH) and Impact Wrestling - then Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA) - often appearing with her husband Mike Bennett. In TNA, she is a former TNA Knockouts Champion. Along with Bennett, she returned to WWE from 2017 to 2020 and held the WWE 24/7 Championship once, and as it was during her pregnancy, that made her the first ever pregnant champion in WWE history.

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// // Trophy Wife

I like his suitcase too. This is a complete shitpost. Everything is stolen. I did none of the work. I just really like it.

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She has worked in the creative industry for 12+ years. It's been a great pleasure to have worked with different teams, agencies and clients as a graphic designer, motion designer, 3D artist, illustrator and more.

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// // 128Bpm

With a combination of beauty, talent and untamed desire, Natalya is proudly carrying on the legacy of the legendary Hart Family in WWE and shows time and time again why she is The B.O.A.T. of WWE. The daughter of Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart, which explains her tough, forceful in-ring style that perfectly complements her mat ingenuity, Natalya was trained in the rough-and-tumble Hart Dungeon. The unforgiving training ground that churned out mat greats like Brian Pillman and Natalya's husband, Tyson Kidd, molded The Queen of Harts into one of WWE's most dangerous submission grapplers. She also learned from her uncle Bret “Hit Man” Hart by driving many of her opponents to tap via the family Sharpshooter. Her presence out of the ring is just as incredible: Starring on E!’s Total Divas reality series and working as an active supporter of WWE and The Creative Coalition’s Be a STAR Alliance, Make-A-Wish, Susan G. Komen and the WrestleMania Reading Challenge. Natalya came agonizingly close to capturing championships for several years until she finally broke through at SummerSlam 2017, defeating Naomi for the SmackDown Women’s Championship to earn the gold for the first time since claiming the Divas Title in 2010. She made history once again in 2019, defeating Lacey Evans at WWE Crown Jewel in the historic first-ever women's match in Saudi Arabia. While on SmackDown, the third-generation Superstar wrote her newest chapter in her incredible legacy alongside Tamina, as the tandem won the WWE Women's Tag Team Titles in a victory over Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler. The WWE Universe always assumed it would take a man of tremendous ability to live up to the legendary legacy of the pink and black. As it turned out, it’s doing just fine in this woman’s hands.

NatalyaWWE

// // Hart

Tinashe Jorgensen Kachingwe is an American singer, dancer, and actress. Born in Lexington, Kentucky, Tinashe moved to Pasadena, California as a child, where she pursued work in entertainment. Her notable roles include a motion-capture performance in the animated film The Polar Express (2004), Robin Wheeler in the Cartoon Network television series Out of Jimmy's Head (2007–2008), and a recurring role in the CBS series Two and a Half Men (2008–2009). From 2007 to 2011, she was a member of the girl group the Stunners. After they disbanded, Tinashe released her first musical project, the alternative R&B-styled mixtape In Case We Die (2012) to positive critical reception, and signed with RCA Records shortly after. Her second and third mixtapes, Reverie (2012) and Black Water (2013), received further praise. Tinashe emerged into mainstream success with her 2014 major label debut single, "2 On" (featuring Schoolboy Q). The song peaked at number 24 on the Billboard Hot 100 and served as lead single for her debut studio album Aquarius (2014), which was met with moderate critical and commercial reception. In 2015, she guest appeared alongside Chance the Rapper on Snakehips' single "All My Friends"—which peaked within the top ten of Australian, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom music charts—and appeared on Britney Spears' single "Slumber Party"—which topped Billboard's Dance Club Songs chart. Her second and third studio albums, Nightride (2016) and Joyride (2018), both peaked within the top ten of the Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums chart. Following her departure from RCA, Tinashe independently released three albums — Songs for You (2019), 333 (2021) and BB/Ang3l (2023) — to continued praise. Her 2024 single, "Nasty", became her first Billboard Hot 100 entry as a lead artist in a decade, as well as her first solo song to enter the chart; it preceded her seventh album, Quantum Baby (2024).

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// // NaMa'Stay

See, he's sitting in the place where he lives, it also happens to be the place where he works in this case. The song is telling him to get off his ass and get to work. Plus his feet are [i]not[/i] on the ground. (that's part of the song too)

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The Grand High Witch of All the World, also known as Eva Ernst and Lilith, is a fictional character and the main antagonist in the 1983 children's dark fantasy novel The Witches by Roald Dahl, as well as the graphic novel and the two film adaptations, in which she was played by Anjelica Huston (in 1990). In the narrative, it is a title given to the all-powerful leader of all the witches on Earth. Huston also voices her rat form. The Witches is a 1990 dark comedy film directed by Nicolas Roeg from a screenplay by Allan Scott, based on the 1983 novel of the same name by Roald Dahl. The film stars Anjelica Huston and Mai Zetterling. The plot features evil witches who masquerade as ordinary women and follows a boy and his grandmother, who must find a way to foil their plans of turning children into mice. The Witches was the last film project executive producer Jim Henson worked on before his death, with Jim Henson Productions co-producing the film and Jim Henson's Creature Shop designing and building the prosthetics for the witches and animatronic rats and mice that were used interchangeably with real mice. The Witches was released in the United Kingdom on May 25, 1990. In Orlando, Florida, and Sacramento, California, on February 16, 1990, and in the United States on August 24, by Warner Bros. Although Dahl disliked the film and criticized the ending, which differed from the source material, The Witches received positive reviews from critics and developed a cult following over the years.

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// // Lilith

Dion Fortune (born Violet Mary Firth, 6 December 1890 – 6 or 8 January 1946) was a British occultist, ceremonial magician, novelist and author. She was a co-founder of the Fraternity of the Inner Light, an occult organisation that promoted philosophies which she claimed had been taught to her by spiritual entities known as the Ascended Masters. A prolific writer, she produced a large number of articles and books on her occult ideas and also authored seven novels, several of which expound occult themes. Fortune was born in Llandudno, Caernarfonshire, North Wales, to a wealthy upper middle-class English family, although little is known of her early life. By her teenage years she was living in England's West Country, where she wrote two books of poetry. After time spent at a horticultural college she began studying psychology and psychoanalysis at the University of London before working as a counsellor in a psychotherapy clinic. During the First World War she joined the Women's Land Army and established a company selling soy milk products. She became interested in esotericism through the teachings of the Theosophical Society, before joining an occult lodge led by Theodore Moriarty and then the Alpha et Omega occult organisation. She came to believe that she was being contacted by two Ascended Masters, the Master Rakoczi and the Master Jesus, and underwent trance mediumship to channel the Masters' messages. In 1922 Fortune and Charles Loveday claimed that during one of these ceremonies they were contacted by Masters who provided them with a text, The Cosmic Doctrine. Although she became the president of the Christian Mystic Lodge of the Theosophical Society, she believed the society to be uninterested in Christianity, and split from it to form the Community of the Inner Light, a group later renamed the Fraternity of the Inner Light. With Loveday she established bases in both Glastonbury and Bayswater, London, began issuing a magazine, gave public lectures, and promoted the growth of their society. During the Second World War she organised a project of meditations and visualisations designed to protect Britain. She began planning for what she believed was a coming post-war Age of Aquarius, although she died of leukemia shortly after the war's end. Fortune is recognised as one of the most significant occultists and ceremonial magicians of the early 20th century. The Fraternity she founded survived her and in later decades spawned a variety of related groups based upon her teachings. Her novels in particular proved an influence on later occult and modern Pagan groups such as Wicca.

DionFortune

// // Firth

Bombshell Harley Quinn is a version of Harley Quinn from an alternate universe. Attending Charm School in the United States of America, Harleen Quinzel rebelled against the decorum and restraint expected of women of the era. Found unappealing for being a "brassy, mouthy broad with a sense of humour" Harleen found partnership with a gangster she affectionately called "Mistah J". Together the duo "robbed from the rich and gave to whoever" but "Mistah J" quickly became more and more dark as their thefts continued and he became interested in the occult. Seeking out the "Belle of the Bog" (Barbara Gourdon) in the bayou of Louisiana Harleen left her love when she decided that she didn't wish to become a monster. Becoming a talented doctor specializing in psychology, Harleen practised at the Arkham Ward; Sanitarium for the Criminally Insane, in London due to being kept from working in more auspicious hospitals due to her gender and her past involvement with crime. On December, 1940, Harleen was tending to Shondra Kinsolving; one of her patients who was once a doctor and colleague of Harleen's who worked at the Ward, during one of the city's wartime blackouts on christmas. Suffering from nightmares, Shondra revealed to Harleen that she was dreaming of London being overrun by humanoid, shadow monsters, and a long-toothed, laughing man whispering a message for Harley to "Come find him". Hearing this message makes Harleen have a mental breakdown and arise with her face transformed in clown makeup and exhibiting enhanced agility. Leaving the hospital, Harleen crashes a christmas dance party where she causes grief amongst the English soldiers when she steals the women in the party for herself to dance with. Observing as her attempts lead to a bar fight, Aviation Officer Hal Jordan introduces himself to Harleen and is quickly seduced by the female doctor as she has him lead her to his plane in Whitemore airfield whereupon she steals his key, knocks him out and hijacks his plane to fly to Berlin where she believed her "beau" to be. Three miles from Calais over the English Channel, Harleen's plane is shot down by German infantry and she crash lands in the greenhouse of Pamela Ysley; a smuggler who worked for Selina Digatti until the Germans seized her hometown of Calais three months earlier. As part of a plan of vengeance, Pamela sold her luxurious items to the occupying Nazis forces and then one night brewed a perfume so sweet that it made the Nazis drowsy and gave Pamela her chance to kill them. But an unexpected side effect to the perfume turned Pamela's skin green. As she was in the process of vacating the house after learning of France's surrender to Germany, Harleen convinces Pamela to leave with her to Berlin; killing Nazi soldiers as they drove through occupied towns. Reaching Berlin a few days after the Battle of Britain and Nazi Germany's attempted use of Tenebrae undead to bolster their army, Harleen and Pamela break into the "Cabaret of the Joker's Daughter" only to discover that the Joker's Daughter had lured Harleen there posing as "Mistah J". Revealing that she intended to bring her master back by having him possess Pamela's body, Harleen cuts off the Joker's Daughter's hand and escapes with Pamela to "The Cat's Cradle"; a smugglers den used by Pamela and Selina Digatti to store their smuggled goods 20-25 meters below Berlin. While growing an underground garden to provide food beneath the city, the duo run into Raven, Zatanna Zatara and John Constantine; who were also fleeing from the Joker's Daughter, and soon afterward, Kate Kane, Renee Montoya and Selina Degatti; who were preparing to use the tunnels in a mission to smuggle Jews out of a Berlin Ghetto.

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// // Quinzel

Shanin Blake (born Shannon B. Lowrey, October 31, 1994) is an American pop singer, artist, influencer and model. She was born in Moscow, Idaho. According to Hip Hop Vibe, Blake "initially rose to notability, when she was recording music as a teenager" and "in 2012, some of her work began going viral". At 17 years old Blake gave birth to daughter Juniper Rhythm (b. July 4, 2012), raising Juniper as a single mother. In 2019 Blake moved from Utah to San Diego, California, and established herself in the local music scene. She recorded a song, "Stop, Wait a Minute", that year, that became locally popular and led to her being covered in local media. Blake recounted being in travel, possibly in Costa Rica when the song blew up, and being only vaguely aware of the success it was achieving. She rose to prominence in 2023, singing with Lo-fi hip-hop and dream-pop influences, married to a hippy aesthetic. She maintained a social media presence, and in April 2024 was described as "a veteran singer, but she’s become a TikTok superstar" for whom "a lot of the things she does end up going viral". Dazed described her music as: "Sung to the sort of neo-soul cadence reminiscent of artists like Erykah Badu and Noname, the words come by way of viral singer-influencer Shanin Blake. With over a million followers, the white-dreaded artist – also referred to as ‘Hippy Barbie’ within certain online circles – is refracting across TikTok feeds"[8] Dazed additionally described how: "In one popular video, Blake claims to have cured a kidney infection with “good vibes”, while tracks like “Energy Vampires” and “5G” sound like an AI chatbot if its dataset was plugged with Amethyst clusters and conspiracy theories." In September 2024, she was profiled in Rolling Stone magazine. In the Rolling Stone interview she reasserted that her claim of curing her kidney infection in her video for "Peru Song" was true, while insisting that she is not pressuring others to avoid antibiotics or otherwise copy her path. The Rolling Stone piece additionally addressed and debunked various internet rumors that had spread about Blake, such as that her parents were defense contractors, and that she had died at the Burning Man festival.

ShaninBlake

// // Peru Song

Elizabeth Swann (Keira Christina Knightley OBE) is a fictional character in the Pirates of the Caribbean film series. She appears in The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003), Dead Man's Chest (2006), At World's End (2007) and Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017). She is portrayed by Keira Knightley in all four films. Elizabeth is the daughter of Weatherby Swann, the wife of Will Turner and the mother of Henry Turner. Born in London to actors Will Knightley and Sharman Macdonald, Keira Christina Knightley OBE obtained an agent at age six and initially worked in commercials and television films. Following a minor role as Sabé in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999), her breakthrough came when she played a tomboy footballer in Bend It Like Beckham (2002) and co-starred in Love Actually (2003). She achieved global recognition for playing Elizabeth Swann in the Pirates of the Caribbean film series (2003–2007).

ElizabethSwan

// // Poppet

During the arrest of Luigi Mangione, police found multiple fraudulent IDs, a U.S. passport, and a firearm with a suppressor. Additionally, officers recovered a handwritten MANIFESTO. He gave Unabomber high ratings - ID'ed as Luigi Mangione, 26, ex-Ivy League student - Described himself online as "anti-capitalist" Luigi Mangione reportedly had a two-page manifesto with the following quotes: “These parasites had it coming…I do apologize for any strife and trauma, but it had to be done.” One of his most active accounts was on the book review platform Goodreads, where he said he read 65 titles on topics ranging from Elon Musk to dieting. The account did not show any record of him having read or commented on “Delay, Deny, Defend,” a book about the health insurance industry; police said shell casings found at the scene of the shooting had the words "delay," "deny" and "depose" written on them. Inside the Peak Design backpack, authorities found a Tommy Hilfiger jacket and Monopoly money. Like a true Italian, Luigi Mangione's fatal error as an assassin was giving himself away by stopping to flirt with the cashier at the cafe before going to work.

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// // Manifesto

Chita is a nice person and very accepting. She takes platonic compliments from Willy, the local hobo in the bar she works at and loves when her best friend and fiànce Phil and his cousin Jack visits her at work. She also is accepting of Cherry Pie, the town's token trans woman. In Road Trippin, she sticks up for Jack while Phil bullies him. In Got Surgery?, she openly talks about how she dislikes plastic surgery and vanity. Chita wears a grey crop top shirt and army green pants. A red thong can be seen peeking out of her pants. She wears sweat bands on her wrists and has her nails painted red. The sweat bands and nails are the same color as her thong. Chita's shoes have grey and light grey stripes. She has heavy mascara and dark red lips. Chita's hair is red-ish brown in pigtails with dark blue scrunchies. She has lime-colored earrings and a army green hat. Chita is Phil's best friend. Even though in the first episode, you assume Chita is more than Phil's best friend, through out the rest of the episode, (and series), Phil helps Jack hook up with Chita. Jack is Chita's "friend with benefits". They are not a canon couple, and have never mention that they were dating, but it is implied on many occasions that Chita and Jack have sex often. Chita loves the Halo franchise. Chita believes that by reading Us Weekly, watching the Daily Show, and studying The Secret, she can build a time machine and be a comedic version of a modern day Nostradamus. (A 14th century pharmacist) Chita Custorera is one of the five main characters in the show, appearing in most if not all episodes in the series. She was voiced by Rhia Abarquez.

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// // Chita

The Nutshack S1E3: Pimp My Jeepney (May 9, 2007) Jack decides to buy a car from the Philippines since Phil's car is a clunker. When Jack goes to pick up his Jeepney at the dock and drive it home, he becomes the "cool guy" in town for having such a sweet ride! Phil tells Jack to get his car designed at DC customs where their friends Ed and Angel work. They do such an amazing job, that even celebrities start buying jeepneys. Jack and Phil are challanged to a drag race by the local troublemakers. Will they win and gain glory or lose and have to get make overs at Cherry Pie's salon?! Jack has his Jeepney shipped all the way from the Philippines and wants to get it customized. Meanwhile, Phil challenges Jerome and Jamar to a race.

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// // Lil Kim

He was an American politician who served as the 40th governor of Louisiana from 1928 to 1932 and as a United States senator from 1932 until his assassination in 1935. He was a left-wing populist member of the Democratic Party and rose to national prominence during the Great Depression for his vocal criticism of President Franklin D. Roosevelt and his New Deal, which Long deemed insufficiently radical. As the political leader of Louisiana, he commanded wide networks of supporters and often took forceful action. A controversial figure, Long is celebrated as a populist champion of the poor or, conversely, denounced as a fascist demagogue. Long was born in the impoverished north of Louisiana in 1893. After working as a traveling salesman and briefly attending three colleges, he was admitted to the bar in Louisiana. Following a short career as an attorney, in which he frequently represented poor plaintiffs, Long was elected to the Louisiana Public Service Commission. As Commissioner, he prosecuted large corporations such as Standard Oil, a lifelong target of his rhetorical attacks. After Long successfully argued before the U.S. Supreme Court, Chief Justice and former president William Howard Taft praised him as "the most brilliant lawyer who ever practiced before the United States Supreme Court". After a failed 1924 campaign, Long appealed to the sharp economic and class divisions in Louisiana to win the 1928 gubernatorial election. Once in office, he expanded social programs, organized massive public works projects, such as a modern highway system and the tallest capitol building in the nation, and proposed a cotton holiday. Through political maneuvering, Long became the political boss of Louisiana. He was impeached in 1929 for abuses of power, but the proceedings collapsed in the State Senate. His opponents argued his policies and methods were unconstitutional and authoritarian. At its climax, Long's political opposition organized a minor insurrection in 1935. Long was elected to the U.S. Senate in 1930 but did not assume his seat until 1932. He established himself as an isolationist, arguing that Standard Oil and Wall Street orchestrated American foreign policy. He was instrumental in securing Roosevelt's 1932 nomination but split with him in 1933, becoming a prominent critic of his New Deal. As an alternative, he proposed the Share Our Wealth plan in 1934. To stimulate the economy, he advocated massive federal spending, a wealth tax, and wealth redistribution. These proposals drew widespread support, with millions joining local Share Our Wealth clubs. Poised for a 1936 presidential bid, Long was assassinated by Carl Weiss inside the Louisiana State Capitol in 1935. His assassin was immediately shot and killed by Long's bodyguards. Although Long's movement faded, Roosevelt adopted many of his proposals in the Second New Deal, and Louisiana politics would be organized along anti- or pro-Long factions until the 1960s. He left behind a political dynasty that included his wife, Senator Rose McConnell Long; his son, Senator Russell B. Long; and his brother, Governor Earl Long, among others. Share Our Wealth was a movement that began in February 1934, during the Great Depression, by Huey Long, a governor and later United States Senator from Louisiana. "Every Man a King" is a song cowritten by Louisiana's Governor and United States Senator Huey Long and Castro Carazo. Long was known for his political slogan "Every man a king," which is also the title of his 1933 autobiography and the catch-phrase of his Share Our Wealth proposal during the Great Depression.

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// // Leftist Trump

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_y_Televisi%C3%B3n_Mart%C3%AD Some shortwave goofiness as Radio Marti steals Yemeni Radio's frequency at 11860 kHz....even though they were working at 12000-something at the same fucking time! No audio issues, just clownshoes broadcasting scheduling. It's all in Spanish. na5b.com

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While on ‘American Gladiators,’ Erika earned fame through her stage name, Diamond, and she was known to be an all-round performer who never hesitated to give it her all in the competition. Furthermore, her performance on the show even paved the way for a successful career in the entertainment industry. Erika later played The Knifethrower Dame in the 1992 movie ‘Batman Returns,’ and was also a part of ‘Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman’ season 2. On top of it, readers will be interested to know that she even worked as a model for quite a few years and has been featured in popular publications like ‘Playboy.’ At present, Erika has retired from her profession as an entertainment star and prefers to keep her personal life under wraps. Although she has described herself as an artist on social media, most of her accounts are private as she likes to stay under the radar. Nevertheless, while on the show, Erika mentioned that she still maintains connections with a few of her ‘American Gladiators’ co-stars, and we hope success never eludes her in her future endeavors.

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// // Gladiator US

I was about halfway through with editing every frame of the original gif but then I realized I hadn't saved it properly so the file I loaded only had one frame, meaning I had lost almost all of my work, so I decided to just say fuck it and make it a still image

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So my PC was broken for a week just as I was working on this and the first thing I did after getting it fixed was finish it and post it

Mycomputerwasbrokenforaweeklol