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It's a fucking milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.

brycedance

payouts for roulette = 35:1. there are 35 slices of bread in 2 loafs, depending on how you count those end pieces. THIS DUDE RISKED IT ALL then got carried away with his winnings

whoaroulette

this guy crazy smdh // //

I have no idea where this sound came from i just randomly found it on my flashdrive. Seriously if anyone knows what it is tell me

vanderbeek

If only it grew on trees...

ifonlyitgrewontrees

IF ONLY IT GREW ON TREES // Consider supporting 4chan //

was on acid last night, morre like coming off it, decided to make a poster for him since he getd so much hate

free4alllzzz

I was thinking of making a Doctor Who site where it's all ms paint and The Doctor has a cat that keeps shitting on the console. Rory says, "Doctor you fucked up. You've turned the universe into a giant ass." "Well that's why you don't bring CATS into the TARDIS, you twit! "You materialized around his hiding spot behind the TV!" "SHUT UP and fly the Tardis while I make cat litter out of chunks of the floor." The Doctor will discover that the Tardis didn't come with an emergency sledge hammer and curse the manufacturer. But they crash on Planet Wetfood and they never see the cat again. Amy cries.

itsatimemachine

belfour fans on it look out now here's a loose puck they score!

spaghetti12

i have shelved this project for to long i just didn't have time to finish it hadn't worked on it since august just slapped the parts i had made together today

moonierseinior

LOL!

kyume

No apocalypse. Take the weekend off, enjoy this tasty solo, and get ready to do it all again on Monday.

dawnofanewday

a promise of never my items used for using my game are never dropped out of their asses. what does someone here think im stupid, .. fuck. randomly means never. promise was them stealing, claiming too, at the same time, which never happenned, that people wanted this. NOBODY fucking wanted it. not one person, everybody bitched and griped. in game though, its like 1 out of every 15 people im guessing but they never say nothng, out of the people talking, it makes sense though. 1 out of 10 will say its shit with and agree with me that it is. it seems like 1 out of 24 or so. though. just saing that thats how many of their emplooyeess they have. seriously they quoted me my game time when i told them the game was screwed up and they dindt have a game and my game shouldnt degrade. drm used to degrade. valve first at work. not going to happen, one way or another i will get my money back. son of a bitches with worst game on earth.

killingthievesisthethingtodo

// // you know

The crew takes a hands on approach when it comes to educating young Wesley Crusher.

WesLes01

Picard tears it up on the Balinese Gamelan

picardbeats

this is a scene that was shown when goofy movie was released on dvd.they forgot to add it when the movie aired in theaters

goofyymovieeeedvd

Look! It's Greg Daly on an effing horse!

gregonahorse

Greg Daly // on a // horse!!!

Hagman died on November 23, 2012, at Medical City Dallas Hospital in Dallas following complications from throat cancer. In a statement to the Dallas Morning News, Hagman's family said: "Larry's family and close friends had joined him in Dallas for the Thanksgiving holiday. When he passed, he was surrounded by loved ones. It was a peaceful passing, just as he had wished for." The New York Times described him as "one of television's most beloved villains". Actress Linda Gray, who played Sue Ellen Ewing on Dallas, called Hagman her "best friend for 35 years", and was at his bedside when he died, her agent told the BBC. In a statement, she said: "He was the Pied Piper of life and brought joy to everyone he knew. He was creative, generous, funny, loving and talented and I will miss him enormously. He was an original and lived life to the fullest." Actor Patrick Duffy, who played Bobby Ewing on Dallas, was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, he said: "Friday I lost one of the greatest friends ever to grace my life. The loneliness is only what is difficult, as Larry’s peace and comfort is always what is important to me, now as when he was here. He was a fighter in the gentlest way, against his obstacles and for his friends. I wear his friendship with honor." Actress Charlene Tilton, who played Lucy Ewing Cooper on Dallas, referred to Hagman as her surrogate uncle and father, who was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, she said: "At seventeen years old my life took a turn that one could only dream of. I was cast as Lucy Ewing in the iconic show Dallas. Dallas was so much more than a television phenomenon to me. It was my family. I grew up with a mentally ill single mother raising me and no father figure in my life. I lived on my own in an apartment from the age of fifteen. I remember the day I met the force of nature that is Larry Hagman like it was yesterday. (It was actually 35 years ago). My Uncle Larry became the father figure that I so needed and longed for. He taught me how to be professional, work hard but have fun at the same time, and how to respect the opportunities I was blessed to have been given. He was very protective because I was so young, but also expected the best from me on the set of Dallas. He was one of the best actors the world has ever known. To me he will always be my Uncle Larry. I am so so very sad, but cherish the lifetime of memories I have with him.

throatcancer

THROAT CANCER DID // LARRY HAGMAN // 1931 - 2012

Psych! This is actually a film still from the set of the new lifetime original film strip entitled, "Ghostbusters 3: This time they actually ARE exterminators!" And yes it is one hell of a cockroach, bite yer head off man, as you can imagine. George Cloony does a cameo where the "sterminators" (short for exterminators) are balls busy in a termite invested outhouse, when he walks in to take a shit and Venkman puts down his beer and says, "Shit man, you got like a rat on your head." Cloony says, "WTF I thought it was something. Would you mind hitting me with one of them protons?" "Sorry dude, best I can do is spray it in the eyes with this weed killer. but it's probly just piss it off real bad and well you'd be in trouble." "I don't care damnit just give me the damn treatment!" Then Louis steps in and says, "Hey you, you can't talk to the Orkin Man that way!", and throws a yellow corn chip with really hot nacho cheese on it right in the mink's eyes and it goes crazy. Cloony runs out with shit running down his leg. The termites eat his brain. It's really gay though because he comes back at the end of the movie and he's like, "Oh hey guys, turns out the stink of hot cheese and the smell of human shit was too much for the little guy and he ran off. So I have like a court order here for you guys to get sued by me, so you guys gotta go to court and face that judge, you remember, from Ghostbusters 2, and he's gonna like, throw the book or whatever. They all just looked at each other and there was a long silence, and then a bunch of termites started eating through his stomach from the inside. He was dead that time for sure. Should be a good movie, it's gonna be shown in Cloony-Vision whatever that is.

punxsutawney

"One of Peter Sellers' characters in Dr. Strangelove, Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, is just another character named after an innuendo. The myth of the mandrake plant is that when a man is hung, he ejaculates onto the ground, thus growing a mandrake plant. This is why it was rumored that mandrake plants often grew on the grounds underneath the gallows." Now with new music and sound effects.

theinternetwillbethedeathofme

rick reilly spirals out of control since leaving Sports Illustrated. Got caught asking for credit for Big Ben's shoulder injury before end of commercial break. Anyone watching seen it. Also others did post before him. Comical dbag, but hey he makes millions being lower than Skip Bayless.

rickreilly

Steve Young Stare // Reilly Sell Out // ESPN Loves Twitter & COCK

Our Father Geoff Keighley, who hath turned the water into Mountain Dew and broketh the bread into Nacho Cheesier Doritos.

mountaindoritos

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radiocitrus

A recreation of my first site on ytmnd, the only one I ever made in 2004, it was a big pile of shit, I deleted when max was asking members to delete sites to save server bandwidth,

nightgrooves

Scuse me // While I // Whip this out

from the video ds on the news (edit) they got the experts to talk about it, such as this kid

lotsagraffix

It haz // lotsa graffix! //

It's a fact that the empire was recently negated from having any representation in the world trade center buildings, the governments lie of sand people clearly does not stand up to intense jedi scrutiny, the 2.000 jawas lost on that day will never be forgotten!

thisiswhathappenedlololol

as I get older my voice seems to be turning into mandarks. It's strange really. I'm black on the outside but whatever whiteness I got seems to still be in there a little bit. yeah....

mandarkmoon

I'm using Windows 8 (Release To Manufacturing). I have Task Manager open. System32 is a virus. When a fake task (like dllhost.exe (COM Surgoate), ThumbnailExtractionHost.exe (Thumbnail Handler Extraction Host), taskhost.exe (Host Process for Windows Tasks), etc.) opens, and checks, and when it's done checking, it still won't close. I end the task myself. I delete a program on the System32 folder and it fails and always there. Might happen in Windows Vista/7 on Show processes from all users. I wish I had a pop-up blocker to pervent this. This is a bug report.

WindowsServiceTaskFail

Bringing it on again

Whatislub

The YTMND forums live on after Max the evil tyrant shut them down

calumnetforum

http://rubycalaber.com/forums // It's like laying // on a dead cow

Who doesn't get turned on by bacon?

letsgetitonbacon

Dear Neighbors, I love this trail. I pick up your litter. I pick up your dogs' shit. I get muscled into the mud by you rich, horseback assholes who think you have the right of way. You park your boats on the trail. You dump your yard waste on the trail. You build fences on this trail like you can claim this trail. You destroy the trail. You've stolen my roses, which I planted for you. You've stolen my palm tree, which I planted for you. You come to this trail and you pick it apart. You come to this trail to take. Part of me is inside you now. -Neighbor out.

blackberrypeespree