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Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

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It's starting to feel like summer; are you starting to feel like a Popsicle®? Find this and other jokes on your Popsicle® sticks all summer long!

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TAPED MUSIC! // //

Sitting on my washing machine, eating ice cream. It's cozy in this here garage.

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YOU DON'T LIKE MUSE? // YOU DON'T LIKE PARAMORE? // YOU DON'T LIKE SWEET TEA?

The MEV Exocet from Exomotive drops it hard on the road and track.

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First part of an ongoing series. I'll bring out the next episode whenever I goddamn feel like it. and my nose was stuffy when i did this so I'm glad I got the pitch I did on marty's voice. Could be higher though, but the air quality is what it is here, so yeah.. deal with it.

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i saw this on tv. Also, this is my second fast food commercial YTMND in a row weirds. PS, timing these things sucks. Deal with it.

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Stop CISPA! The future depends on it.

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Stop CISPA! Your freedom depends on it!

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We all know MLP is by Hasbro. This particular GIF is based on a scene from Two Best Sisters Play Portal 2. Don't ask me why I set Stop Hanging DJs in the BG, I just thought it fit. XD

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After this scene, Anthony Michael Hall's character proceeds to ask an ashen corpse for her panties, which now smell a bit like pizza. He takes it to the bathroom and everybody rubs it with their dick. Then later, the boy she likes wonders, "How come her panties are all burnt up? Didn't you rape her before you burned her alive?" He tried pretending that he did rape her, and that he purposefully left the panties on her because he "[i]likes that sort of thing[/i]", but the guy just thought he was a pussy.

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This is the first song on my first-ever YTMND compilation album [i]The YTMND Bailout Volume 1[/i]! Mike Adams, The Health Ranger, is known primarily for running alternative health Website http://naturalnews.com. In 2008, as the United States economy entered into a deep recession, the U.S. Congress and President George W. Bush approved a $700 billion bailout of financial institutions. In this song, Adams is highly critical of the bailout and those involved in it. Enjoy!

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Batman Forever video game advert from 1995, which I fucking love, not the game, which I was suckered in by and bought, only to be shelved 15 minutes later, but the advert, it just leaks 1995, which is a year I love.It was a good year for films.But this advert I like, that music has been implanted in my brain for 15 years, in fact it's mandatory for me to watch this on the VHS of Batman Forever at least 37 times a day.37, heh...

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The Real // Game Begins! //

I'm thinkin' Arby's, and Tonight's the Night! Wake up, it's time to barf! With the new Arby's Breakfast Barfer. You'll be vomiting directly up your own asshole after you enjoy this new, roasted lunch meat on a bun!!!!

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This post is in tribute to the late, great Disco diva Donna Summer. The world lost a truly great talent, voice and person on May 17, 2012. She had many great disco & dance hits over the years, such as [i]I Feel Love[/i], [i]Dream-A-Lot's Theme (I Will Live For Love)[/i] and [i]She Works Hard For The Money[/i]. This is a remix of I Feel Love from the mid 1990s produced by Rollo and Sister Bliss A.K.A. Faithless. I love this mix because Rollo and Bliss did not overpower Giorgio Moroder & Pete Bellotte's incredible production but just added some outstanding extra elements to turn it into an INCREDIBLE house music STOMPER! Enjoy! And please buy the song on iTunes or Amazon.com. R.I.P. Donna Summer, the Disco Queen. And FUCK CANCER!

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This is my most controversial addition to the Thunderwing Music Channel. On September 11, 2001, the United States of America suffered the worst terrorist attack of its then 225-year history when the World Trade Center was destroyed when hijacked planes ran into the Twin Towers. However, over the past decade since, evidence has emerged that hints that it might have been a false flag. Then-President George W. Bush's lack of a surprised reaction when he was told that the WTC was attacked was suspicious, as was the British Broadcasting Corporation's report that building WTC 7, which was not hit by a plane, had collapsed, as that report occurred before WTC 7 fell. Also suspicious is the very involvement of Al-Qaeda. The WTC attack was allegedly masterminded by Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, who had previously been a CIA tactician. The CIA armed him and rebels in Afghanistan in the 1980s as they fought off an invasion from the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Before Al-Queda was the name of a terrorist group, it was the name of the CIA's database of arms smugglers used, along with Saudi Arabia, to funnel arms into the anti-USSR resistance in the 1980s. Larry Silverstein, the owner of WTC7, told the NYC fire department to "pull it," or demolish WTC7, after it was reported to him that the FDNY could not contain the fire destroying WTC7. I know most of you will think I'm a crackpot, but I do believe that 9/11 was a false flag used to expand the wars for oil in the Middle East and Africa, and give Congress and the President an excuse to pass laws, like the Patriot Act, that rob us of our civil and Constitutional rights. Look into the evidence. Enjoy the song, and please buy it on iTunes or Amazon.com if you like it.

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Moon Man's Moon Train is awesome.

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I've never been into the punk rock scene. However, I fell in love with this song when I heard it in the 1990s on a local radio station, and bought it on iTunes a few years back. [i]California Uber Alles[/i], released in 1979, was the Dead Kennedys' way of taking then-California Governor (from 1975 - 1983) Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown to task for his "fascist" policies and pontificating on fears about the type of police state he might usher in if elected President of the United States (not that our federal government needs his help). This song is suddenly extremely relevant again as Brown was elected to his third term last year. Enjoy, and please buy it on iTunes or Amazon.com! By the way, Jerry Brown [b]is[/b] a nutcase, but he's at least an entertaining one! ;)

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Let's make Australian babies, koala style.

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SNIPIN'S A // GOOD JOB //

We're working on the page, don't break your stride. In the meantime, check us out on iTunes, Facebook, and Stitcher! -The Smart-Ass Podcast

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nutnics original []run GothSteph.nimp@mm _mkdir ^\ site is my absolute favorite site on YTMND. It has been assimilated by the wewgas.

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Adam Curry, the famous former MTV VJ, helped invent podcasting in the early part of the first decade of the 2000s. His role in the invention of podcasting earned him the nickname "The Podfather." He started his first podcast in 2004, [i]Daily Source Code[/i], which still continues today. In October 2007, he and his longtime friend, technology writer and commentator John C. Dvorak, decided to create a weekly podcast called [i]No Agenda[/i]. It started out as Adam & John just discussing the news of the week in general (technology, politics, celebrities, etc.), and has since evolved into a twice-a-week deconstruction of the world's newsworthy events, centered primarily on politics. Over the years, through over 400 episodes, fans have donated money, music and jingles to the show. One of the most prolific donators of music and jingles to the show is Nashville musician Geoff Smith. This is a song written in tribute to [i]No Agenda[/i] that references their jingle "In The Morning," which was based on Family Guy's "Weenie and the Butt." Enjoy, and please feel free to download this one! You can also download it (and an acoustic version) at http://thegeoffsmith.com.

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now it sounds like moon man is on speaker.

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May day is payday if you sit on your ass waiting for a government check

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[u][i][b][spoil]Google From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search This article is about the corporation. For the search engine, see Google Search. For other uses, see Google (disambiguation). Page semi-protected Google Inc. Google Logo Type Public Traded as NASDAQ: GOOG FWB: GGQ1 NASDAQ-100 Component S&P 500 Component Industry Internet, Computer software Founded Menlo Park, California, U.S. (September 4, 1998)[1][2] Founder(s) Sergey Brin, Larry Page Headquarters Mountain View, California, United States Area served Worldwide Key people Larry Page (Co-Founder & CEO) Eric Schmidt (Executive Chairman) Sergey Brin (Co-Founder) Products See list of Google products. Revenue increase US$ 37.905 billion (2011) Operating income increase US$ 11.632 billion (2011) Profit increase US$ 9.737 billion (2011) Total assets increase US$ 72.574 billion (2011) Total equity increase US$ 58.145 billion (2011) Employees 33,077 (2012)[3] Subsidiaries AdMob, DoubleClick, On2 Technologies, Picnik, Zagat, YouTube, Motorola Mobility Website Google.com References: [4] Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) is an American multinational Internet and software corporation specialized in Internet search, cloud computing, and advertising technologies. It hosts and develops a number of Internet-based services and products,[5] and generates profit primarily from advertising through its AdWords program.[6][7] The company was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin while they were both attending Stanford University. Google was first incorporated as a privately held company on September 4, 1998, and its initial public offering followed on August 19, 2004. At that time Larry Page, Sergey Brin, and Eric Schmidt agreed to work together at Google for 20 years, until the year 2024.[8] The company's mission statement from the outset was "to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful",[9] and the company's unofficial slogan is "Don't be evil".[10][11] In 2006, the company moved to its current headquarters in Mountain View, California. Google's rapid growth since its incorporation has triggered a chain of products, acquisitions, and partnerships beyond the company's core web search engine. The company offers online productivity software, such as the Gmail email service, the Google Docs office suite, and the Google+ social networking service. Google's products extend to the desktop as well, with applications such as the Google Chrome web browser, the Picasa photo organizing and editing software, and the Google Talk instant messaging application. Google leads the development of the Android mobile operating system, as well as the Google Chrome OS browser-only operating system,[12] found on specialized laptops called Chromebooks.[/spoil][/b][/i][/u]

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Many YTMNDers know who the "Gay Pimp" Jonny McGovern is. What you may not know is that Jonny has had a podcast since January 2006 called "Gay Pimpin' With Jonny McGovern." In addition to Jonny, it has had a cast of other entertaining characters such as lesbian comedian Julie Goldman, actress Brandy Howard, computer expert Martin Beauchamp ("Straighty/Straight Boy Martin"), and drag queen Linda James. One of the most enduring characters is drag queen ErickaToure Aviance, of the legendary House of Aviance. Often mentioned on the show has been her numerous sexual encounters, particularly with "straight" men, and her softer, gentler side, represented by her going "behind the waterfall," a place where all her favorite beautiful things such as unicorns are. The song "Behind the Waterfall" is based on her going "behind the waterfall" to escape the stresses of normal, everyday life, both in and out of drag. I like the song because we all need a place to escape sometimes. My "waterfall" tends to be conservatively-leaning political news, YouTube and YTMND. Enjoy the song, and please remember to buy it at your favorite online music retailer if you like it.

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WORK ERICKA! // //

extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs extreme racism hardcore pornography anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) pictures of your friends or enemies someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. blatant copyright infringement complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with)

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In response to NunicaMusicChannel posting the original version of "I Feel For You" by Rufus and Chaka Khan, I've decided to post a very cool cover of the song by freestyle singer Stephanie Marano. This song was released in 1995 on her album [i]Symphony of Love[/i], but I didn't know about it until a few years later when a friend introduced it to me. It's become my favorite version of the song. Again, please enjoy it, and buy it on iTunes if you really like it. By the way, for you LazyTown/Stephanie fad fans, her brother Adam remixed the LazyTown intro theme in 2006.

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I FEEL 4 U // I THINK I // LOVE YOU

get down on it

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Tilt your screen and look at it on an angle.

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