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Rebecca Blacks friend plays the accordion for us. It is Friday. Let's get down on Friday. Awkwardly.

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A bizarre question asked on Yahoo! Answers garners an even more bizarre response. When WAS the last time that Detroit was attacked by vampires? Does Robert Pattinson know about it? Text from Yahoo!: "A friend and I were discussing Eminem earlier today, and I had brought up the line in "Lose Yourself" when he compares his small neighborhood of Detroit as Salem's Lot. I was then wondering if Eminem had either read the novel of 'Salem's Lot, since there are two major differences between Jerusalem's Lot and the town in which Mr. Mathers grew up. 1) 'Salem's Lot was a small, quaint country village, not a poverty-stricken suburban ghetto of a major city. 2) 'Salem's Lot was being taken over by vampires. I do not believe that Detroit has been invaded by vampires recently, but I decided to check on here anyway. Does anyone here know of the last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire apocalypse? If you could help me, that would be great. Thank you." Best Answer: "The last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire attack was in November of 2005, when the book "Twilight" was released, causing many vampires to believe they could reveal themselves openly. The first signs of the attack was when several victims were found dead with bite marks in their necks. The police originally thought it was the work of sociopaths, but further proof was found when a dead vampire was found by several homeless men hoping for a reward. After the police found conclusive evidence, they brought it to the attention of the mayor. He was hesitant at first, but discovery of a second vampire corpse convinced him otherwise. He put out a press statement warning the citizens of Detroit, and killing techniques. This led to a plethora of vampire corpses. After it was found that most of these corpses were not vampires, but in fact emos, The mayor put out another press statement that told all of Detroit to alert the authorities if they found a vampire. This was to prevent more emo killings. (although, the mayor was heard saying that it was not necessarily a bad thing). Eventually most of the vampires were killed off, but there are some that live there still today."

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This was originally made to convey a prank on my friend, Anna, who is scared shitless from the creepypasta, BEN. She loves YTMND's, so why not make one that the rest of you will laugh at, and it will get infinite luls from my friend/

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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE // // DONE THAT, ANNA!

fridaynosaur

lookingforwardtotheweekend

ITS FRIDAY // FRIDAY // GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

LOL!

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oqiuwhr

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what the fuck? fuckin stupid shitty thing genesis sucks dix lol. amindlessidiot ripped the sega part from youtube then uploaded it to mediafire then sent me the link in the PM then i edited it using after effects cs5 on my laprtop. this site is a satirical criticism of a fad i have not and never will participate in,

itgotwrecked

Furlong Stalks Come On, Swing It!

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Hawaii have recently adopted AV (or IRV as they call it over there) to elect their House of Representatives. Another example of a country replacing FPTP with a fairer system. Britain will get a similar chance in a referendum on 5th of May.

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Use FireFox

comeonswingit4

COME ON! SWING IT! // //

Use Firefox

comeonswingit3

COME ON! SWING IT! // //

put it on max!

Maxisawesome

// WINNING //

Swing the bat AGAIN, Wendy. Come On, Swing It AGAIN!

comeonswingit2

COME ON! SWING IT! // //

Swing the bat, Wendy. Come On, Swing It.

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COME ON! SWING IT! // //

King's Landing is the largest city on the continent of Westeros and is the capital of the Seven Kingdoms. It is located on the east coast of the continent, on the northern banks of the Blackwater Rush as it flows out into Blackwater Bay, and is built around three tall hills. The city is not located within the borders of any of the former independent kingdoms. The surrounding area, informally known as the Crownlands, are directly controlled from the city under the authority of the King on the Iron Throne.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to Sheen, now back at your man, now back to Sheen. Sadly, he isn’t Sheen, but if he stopped using ladies scented marijuana and switched to crack rock, he could smell like he’s Sheen. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a mansion with the Sheen your man could rant like. What’s in your hand, back at Sheen. He has it, it’s an oyster with two kilos of that thing you love (hard, hard drugs). Look again, the drugs are now hookers. Anything is possible when your man smells like Charlie Sheen and not a lady. I’m on a whore.

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I was invited to participate in a world record attempt on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. HAD to dance. Couldn't contain it. Watch the segment at http://billyd.net/post/3609898653

jimmyshimmy

I am on a drug, it's called CHARLIE SHEEN. It's not available cause if you try it once you will die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body

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your face will melt off and // children will weep over your // EXPLODED BODY

Look who's "Winning" now! Rumor has it Uncle Charlie's being replaced by Uncle Jesse. This show might be watchable now, that is as long as Stamos brings along his catchphrase "Have Mercy." P.S. to Charlie Sheen -- Please don't hate me, eat my hands off my arms, send 'Nails' after me, beat me like an ex-wife or destroy me with your "fists of fire." This is only intended as a joke. Although, I'd like to note that you are NOT Special (or at least more special than everyone else), nor are you Wolverine with Super-human healing abilities. I mean, come on, you've aged 15 years in 7 months. There's nothing Super-human about aging at an amazing speed... that just means you snorted out of the wrong Grail in the cave. This isn't meant to be hateful, I really hope the best for you and that you hit rock bottom so that you'll stop hitting the rock... and the women in your life. P.P.S. to John Stamos -- We miss Uncle Jesse.

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Computers are used throughout the world all the time. Computers are in cars, calculators, televisions – you’re even using one right now. Humans use computers to take information – things like pictures, words, numbers, and sound, and turn it into electricity. The information is changed into a pattern of electrical pulses, a bunch of electricity “ons” and “offs.”

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I am on a drug, its called Charlie Sheen!

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Charlie Sheen // LD 100 //

A brief reply to "St. Luis Hell on Earth". If it couldn't be any worse...

StLuisHereHeNomz

Nom Nom Nom! // //

I know its sad and all, but life goes on.

cheerupbucko

// ME NEITHER // (cheer up)

Random inside joke between friends.

Putarangonit

I don't know why I never made this. Maybe it was during the time when my old mic was crapping out on me...I don't know. Anyway, I've made tons of crappy sites, but Braxton always seemed to get a kick out of the microphone ones. RIP man.

Shallow57

Got this gameplay of the Pokemon Musical on Black and White. But it has Snivy and Minccino doing the moonwalk.

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What the fight would've looked like had it been live instead of on facebook

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I came across this review on Amazon and knew it had to be spread to the world.

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AND STILL NO KEN!!! // //

So like one day and then another, I was trying to learn both songs on the guitar and that's when I found the striking similarities in chordings and riffages. I know that happens a lot and this could be old news, but I didn't see this anywhere else so into Audacity and Cakewalk i went and here it is. It's REALLY rough because the primary purpose was to show the similarities. Yes I drew that. I suck. ^^;

lazyrangers

Couldn't help myself after watching the movie on TV. Go watch the full version of this, it's hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9jBiosg1x4

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