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Jasonmom

Clouds have been plotting against humanity for thousands of years, this we know, but now they are finally unleashing their master plan to destroy all humans! I know this may sound like bullshit but it is true, and us here at the LOLCAT -(League of Lucid Cardiographers and Tacos) Are working on a million dollar project to permanently put an end to the evils that are plaguing our skies, but sadly we only have a budget of $0 so we're asking you, YES YOU, for help. Will YOU help your fellow humans in this battle for humanity?! OR WILL YOU JUST SIT THERE AND DO NOTHING!!! YOU MUST DECIDE THE FATE OF OUR WORLD WITH YOUR SPONSORSHIP!!

MothafuckinDanger

HOLY SHIT // //

Rock out to poop? Why, yes. Yes, you can. This is a song I recorded in the late 1990s and found on a CD I burned in 2000. Yes, it's 100% original. The song was originally recorded using some seriously wonky equipment. The vocals were belted through a Radio Shack cheap 7-dollar microphone and the multitrack on a Tascam 424 for those that remember that thing. The drums are fake and from a keyboard. All the guitars are real. The only thing different is that I added in a guitar at the end (which is why it sounds so different from the other) because that section was originally intended for a solo I never recorded. Instead I just added in a rhythm track because it seemed to fit better. Lyrics: ((PFFT)) DIARRHEA DIARRHEA YEAH ((PFFT)) PEOPLE THINK IT'S GROSS, BUT I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD ON TOAST DIARRHEA DRIVING IN MY CHEVY, AND I FEEL SOMETHING HEAVY DIAHHREA WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE HALL, AND I FEEL SOMETHING FALL DIARRHEA SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND I FEEL SOMETHING BURST DIARRHEA SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND I FEEL A WET TURD DIARRHEA YEAH DIARRHEA WHEN SOMETHING IS THE MATTER, AND I FEEL SOMETHING SPLATTER DIARRHEA WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY FEET, AND IT CAME FROM MY SEAT DIARRHEA WHEN I'M SLIDING INTO HOME, AND I FEEL SOMETHING'S BLOWN DIARRHEA WHEN I'M BREAKING ON THE BOWL, AND A WAVE COMES FROM THE HOLE DIARRHEA YEAH OOP! OH MAN, I GOTTA WIPE MY ASS. HEH HEH HEH HEH. ((PFFT))

diarrheasong

SLIDIN' INTO THIRD // AND I FEEL A WET TURD // DIARRHEA!

hey guys, reposting this site again so you can all see it and vote 5 on it again.

hippodance3

HEY GUYS // DID YOU SEE THIS SITE BEFORE? // IF NOT, VOTE 5

Paul Muad Dib make it rain on them hoes

paulmakeitrainonthemhoes

Batman beats it on Jamie Lynn Spears.

batmasturbation

soapalope made a site, deleted it, and then reposted it. ryanmontana liked it and made one, and then they told 2 friends, and so on and so on, and so on, and so on We Did It!!

yetagain

Facebook is horrible! It takes so much time out of your life and gives all of you friends anything on your profile you let them get ahold of.

facebooksuck

Facebook SUCKS // Facebook BLOWS //

I always feel like Gabe Newell's watching me. Tell me, is it just on steam?

gabeswatching

In the time it took me to make this, 600,000 students from China just graduated with engineering degrees. What are you spending your money on this weekend?

stepup3d

// Everything you need to know // about me is in my dancing

THIS GIRL LIKES "WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION?" SITE AND POSTED IT ON HER OWN SITE

linker

http://sheisontherun.tumblr.com // /page/3 //

British Knights were a dope shoe that had the late 1980s and early 1990s on lock-down. BK's were not for the faint hearted - they sported massive decals, plastic add-ons and had tongues bigger than oven mitts. They were particularly popular with basketballers, crip gangbangers] and homeboys. Its rumoured that 76% of hip hop and techno artists during the 1990s wore British Knights at one time or the other. The remaining 24% wore a combination of adidas, puma, Troop and SPX. British Knights fell off after the golden age of hip hop] era ended - largely in part due to idiots claiming nike was a better brand. These idiots have so far eluded the old skool] police, but when they are caught, they will experience large amounts of pain for their silly views. -UD

britishknights

Hit me with your best shot.

Babyhitter

Hit me, with your best shot! // Bring it on! // Seriously. Seriously, do it.

Superman is allergic to salted popcorn, so he has to dump the popcorn all over the floor and use the bowl as a shit bucket. Lex Luthor's house is really really big, so big that not even Superman has time to speed over to the restroom. But the power of Superman's rectum shoots the diarrhea out so fast that the bowl breaks. Some of Superman's projectile shit gets on the scattered popcorn that is all over the floor. Lex Luthor's mother enters the room and thinks it's chocolate popcorn. So she takes off all her clothes and gets down on her hands and knees to eat the chocolate popcorn citing the 5 second rule. But Lex Luthor's mom is allergic to chocolate, so she picks up the broken pieces of the bowl and attempts to fit them back together on the floor, and then shits all over it. Lex Luthor is very upset that everyone is allergic to everything; and is even more sore that his new carpet is now a disaster. So Lex Luthor calls 1-800-STEEMER, for Stanley's Carpet Cleaning services.

strhsdrnjserjnhtsrjtsrjshjndsn

An endless tube... don't stare too long on it ;)

blacktube

It was recently reported that the simple fix to the iphone 4 dropping calls was a simple piece of duct tape on the side of the antenna. I cannot believe this.

iphoneducttape

"The humor of everyday life is way funnier than what the comedians do on TV. It's the stuff that happens right in front of your face when there's no routine and everything is unexpected."

harveypekar

// Harvey Pekar // (1939-2010)

Just what it says on the tin.

worstassignmentever

Baseball Oucherz™ is a real Baseball Voucher, redeemable at your local convenience store or gas station and good for one FREE* bag of Corn-Nuts™ brand snack! "Because it's always crunchier on the Corn-Nuts™ side" *Plus shipping and handling

BaseballOucherz

On July 6, 2010, Activision-Blizzard announced that they were going to require WoW, starcraft and diablo players to show their real life first and last names when they post on the forums. I read literally every response in that legendary thread - it had grown to over 1000 pages and more than 20,000 responses overnight, and this is the funniest post.

realnameforums

I recently heard this song on the radio for the first time in a long time, and decided it needed to be on YTMND. So then I thought of the best image to use for this song.

buzzaldrinpunch

Trust me, after hearing this you will hear it every time its on the radio. TRUST ME

idonthinksomiley

I wish the quality was better, but I made it on some shit site called gifninja.

secretnaziopposingforce

WOW NO ONE'S // DONE THIS YET //

Chris Lindsay gettin it on

chrisgetsiton

CHRIS // GETS IT // ON

I found the gif on Senor Gif and decided to make it into a YTMND

ZidaneVuvuzelas

Honestly, did you really think Patrik Pacard was a Jamaican who looked like Jean-Luc Picard with dreadlocks? http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrik_Pacard (if you have Google Chrome, it can be translated straight away. If not, there's a shorter version on the English Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrik_Pacard)

JaDasIstPacard

LOL! KHANTMND: Think again if you are thinking about voting less than 5 on it, and keep thinking again until you think of voting 5 and then do it!

lasered

Viva Las Vegas

Setmysoulonfire

Get it? set my soul on fire // That elvis song, Get it? // GET IT????!!!!!!!!

Apple is suing HTC yet again. The inspiration for this YTMND is from a user comment on a DailyTech.com article: http://tinyurl.com/25hdxlq (comment #2): "Steve: Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there at HTC, are walking into a trap, as is your android fleet. It was I who allowed Gizmodo to know the location of the iPhone. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best lawyers awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the patents will be quite valid when your friends arrive."

patentwars

come on, I know it's not easy but you should try

makesites