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Oh no don't post that. They will think yuo actually like him!

SchoolofFranco

no way!! // //

Upon seeing dinosaurs, grant and that chick are like WTF?

jurassicparkwtf

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

koolkangkanye

So THAT'S what a tool chest falling down the stairs sounds like. Props to Scottendo, just because he has a classic YTMND of Marv saying what the sound was.

loltoolchest

Ew, wait, isn't that, like, his daughter or something?? Gross!!!

kitanaisfriendly

Leonard Cohen wants to hear his Suzanne song and dukes it out with Lyor Cohen who wants to mute audio from the Internet, just like how Warner Music Group muted audio from YouTube, then FREE ENTERTAINMENT activism came to YTMND in response to that, yeah it's a long story as to why.

placeneartheriver

THE FINAL BOSS OF THE FOURTH GAME IS GODDAMN ROBOTS MAN WHO WANTS TO KILL MEGAMAN BECAUSE HE REALLY HATES ROBOTS WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE HE IS ONE SO I GUESS THAT KIND OF MAKES HIM LIKE THAT GUY FROM THE BOONDOCKS LOL

goddamned

I suppose technically it should be Advice Hedgehog, but that sounds more like a Mega Man X boss

adviceman

In Soviet Russia, Cat burns YOU! (I know that Russian letter is actually more like an i, an e, or a y. I just use it like an N to make it look more Russian, and so that people who don't read Cyrillic will think it's funny).

russianedm

TIIIIIIN MAN! RUSTED!!! *cue drum that sounds like a shotgun* refresh refresh...

knockalittleloudersugar

KHAN can't raise his shield but then the episode ends oh no lol but this is from a movie why would there be an intermission i mean okay some old movies had intermissions but like this is far behind that point in time in which that would have been the norm and furthermore they would have not done it at such a pivotal juncture and meanwhile in the

khanabkhaout

TO // BE // CONTINKHANED

JUST LIKE AEGIS SAID, LAIFE WOMAN'S WEAPON IS THE PERFECT COUNTER TO ENCOUNTER MAN EXCEPT THAT WAS 9 GAMES AGO SO WTF

laifewoman

That's like an octopus putting its tentacles in the most intimate personal areas of a woman's -----

tomguild

Worf > Boo. Syncs for me in Firefox and Netscape. Sorry, but this is never going to sync perfectly for everyone. That is the inherent drawback of working with gifs instead of avi or mpg. ...and the downside to making a site like this.

Worfboo

I was about halfway through making this gif until I found out I had already gotten beaten to the punch with the same idea. I know somebody already made something like, but that person said it'd be alright if someone made a gif of it.

deadcelebritythriller

That's like, totally hair gel, hunny

psahaircut

Captain George Dubya Bush of the U.S.S. Internets. Sorry if the sound's not all that great; I'm not awesome like DarkMateria.

dubyasong

// CAPTAIN GEORGE DUBYA BUSH // USS INTERNETS

Cats like boxes. That's irrefutable.

boolivinginabox

It came to me in a dream, and then I think I saw that someone else made something just like this, so in true YTMND fashion, I made the same damn site but tweaked. EDIT: There, I cited sources, happy? EDIT AGAIN: NOW ITS ANIMATED! EDIT: I SUCK AT ANIMATING

sljwindows

Inspired by a sprint commercial I saw a few weeks ago. (You can find that commercial on youtube if you like)

slapthatcowboy

Blurb about Max and YTMND in the newest Wired magazine (The one with Stephen Colbert sawing an iPod on the cover) BTW, The picture of Max is like that in the magazine, it's not something weird my scanner did or anything.

wiredtmnd

Your attention shall be consumed.

pumplikethat

IMMA MAKE YOU // // PUMP LIKE DAT

rolling under them downloads, walking over the....? thats sum chanting up on the river, and make the hole sound sweet! not like Danson, you text, they say he family, y n c o u 2 good 2 b tru, and you agree.

umfuldtrax

I, Umfuld, hacked into DarthWang's account and posted this site, to show that obsessed queer what a real good YTMND is like. So I am going to 5 this site with all of my alt accounts.

burtward

BATMAN > YOU // OBSESSED QUEERS //

See, it's funny because "Eminem" sounds like "enemy" and... uh... that's all I got

eminemcrab

A bright aqua leather jacket with decorative grommets ($1,295) looked like something a former Vegas showgirl married to the local Cadillac dealer might wear as she approaches her seventh decade to show that she has still Got It.

bestytnmdever

Misheard Lyrics from Rihanna's Disturbia.

CivilizedDog

It's like a dog // that's // civilized

I'm out. It's been fun. I wanted to slap together one last noise site, but I just don't have it in me anymore. Everyone's moved on. It's time for me to do the same. I mean: JAMES GANFOLDIINI WAS A BELOVED CHARTER ACTER AND THEPSIEAN WHO PLAYED DRUMMELDORF IN THE LIVE ATCION PRODUCTION OF "HENRY POTTER 2: HANGER GAMES". HE WIL BE REMEREBED FOR HIS BRIF STUNT AS THE LED GUTIARIST FOR THE BAND IMARGARINE DRAGONS. HE WAS THE FIRTS ACTOR TO DO A NUDE SECNE ON THE HOB NETWORK ... fuck, I can't even put together one of these anymore. It's been fun. But it's been 11 years of making senseless noise sites and incoherent-yet-still-somewhat-coherent rambling comments and texts, and I don't think my brain can do it anymore.

jamesgandalf

YOU SHALNOT PAS LIKE THAT PART // EHTE GUY RITSYAS "MOVEBICH // MOVE LIKE MOVESUZANE MOVEMENTBCH

I wish that I could be like the cookies, not the cool kids

likethecookies

I wish that I could // be like the // cookies

Seems like thats exactly what I want to say every time I see this commercial...

isreallykindofannoying