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After being best friends since playschool, Matt decides it's time to move on. *if sync is off try refreshing*

thatshowwesaygoodbyeinharvard

Saturn is the sixth planet from the Sun and the second largest planet in the Solar System, after Jupiter. Named after the Roman god Saturn, its astronomical symbol (♄) represents the god's sickle. Saturn is a gas giant with an average radius about nine times that of Earth.[12][13] While only one-eighth the average density of Earth, with its larger volume Saturn is just over 95 times as massive as Earth.[14][15][16] Saturn's interior is probably composed of a core of iron, nickel and rock (silicon and oxygen compounds), surrounded by a deep layer of metallic hydrogen, an intermediate layer of liquid hydrogen and liquid helium and an outer gaseous layer.[17] Electrical current within the metallic hydrogen layer is thought to give rise to Saturn's planetary magnetic field, which is slightly weaker than Earth's and around one-twentieth the strength of Jupiter's.[18] The outer atmosphere is generally bland and lacking in contrast, although long-lived features can appear. Wind speeds on Saturn can reach 1,800 km/h (1,100 mph), faster than on Jupiter, but not as fast as those on Neptune.[19] Saturn has a ring system that consists of nine continuous main rings and three discontinuous arcs, composed mostly of ice particles with a smaller amount of rocky debris and dust. Sixty-two[20] known moons orbit the planet; fifty-three are officially named. This does not include the hundreds of "moonlets" within the rings. Titan, Saturn's largest and the Solar System's second largest moon, is larger than the planet Mercury and is the only moon in the Solar System to retain a substantial atmosphere.

klargesaturn

You can't let this get on U&C! The very fate of humanity depends on it!

hurry-up

French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in prison cell. (CNN)French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel, a longtime associate of disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, has been found dead in his prison cell, a spokesperson for the Paris prosecutor's office said. Brunel was found alone, hanged with bedsheets, in his jail cell at the Santé prison in the French capital at around 1:30 a.m. local time on Saturday, the prosecutor's office told CNN. It would not comment on whether Brunel killed himself, adding an investigation into the cause of death has been opened, "as it is systematically done in these cases," entrusted to the French judicial police. Brunel's French lawyers told CNN their client's "decision was not guided by guilt, but by a sense of injustice." "Jean-Luc Brunel has never stopped claiming his innocence. He has multiplied his efforts to prove it. A judge had released him a few months ago, and then he was re-incarcerated in undignified conditions," a statement sent to CNN by his lawyers Mathias Chichportich, Marianne Abgrall and Christophe Ingrain read. Accused of rape by several former top models, which he denied, the 75-year-old was put under formal investigation in France in late June 2021 for "rape of a minor over 15," the prosecutor's office confirmed. Brunel was arrested at Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport in December 2020 on counts of "rape and sexual assault, rape and sexual assault on a minor under 15, rape and sexual assault on a minor over 15, sexual harassment, criminal associations and human trafficking to the detriment of minor victims for the purposes of sexual exploitation." He was released under judicial supervision for a few days in November 2021, before being returned to prison by decision of the Paris Court of Appeals. He appealed the decision as the prosecution prepared its case. Brunel's arrest was part of a probe launched in 2019 by French prosecutors, targeting "acts of sexual nature likely to have been committed by Jeffrey Epstein and possible accomplices," based on checks and cross-checks carried out on information provided to the Paris public prosecutor's office and exchanges with US authorities. Epstein was found dead in his prison cell in the United States on August 10, 2019. He was awaiting trial at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, after pleaded not guilty to federal charges accusing him of operating a sex trafficking ring from 2002 to 2005 at his Manhattan mansion and his Palm Beach estate, and allegedly paying girls as young as 14 for sex. A medical examiner ruled his death was suicide by hanging.

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// CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC BRUNEL // #DIDNOTKILLHIMSELF

Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus3

COME ON STREET FIGHTER 2 I NEED // FOUR MORE GUYS TO // FILL MY SUPER BOWL BUS

Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus8

COME ON CASSANDRA DEVRIES I NEED // FOUR MORE GUYS TO // FILL MY SUPER BOWL BUS

Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus9

COME ON VANGUARD BANDITS I NEED // FOUR MORE GUYS TO // FILL MY SUPER BOWL BUS

blame it on dwayne

blameitondwayne

blame // it on // da-WAYNE

Yeah, another Rainbow Stalin site bitches!

makeitrain

CLINT HOWARD looks back at his life, and wonders where did he go wrong... His brother RON HOWARD was also a child actor, but he's a HUGE success now. Clint Howard decides it was that role on STAR TREK that ruined him. Poor Guy.

clinthowardregrets

On May 24th 2007, We all saw what was in the background, then we were all banned, greeted by Ray Charles, w/ a Diet Pepsi in the corner. Well that was an interesting attack wasn't it? Mmmmmmmm...who wants Diet Pepsi?

fightclubytmnd

I've been sitting on this site for a long time, so I figured I'd finally just upload it.

raisinbrancrunch

It's Nicolas Cage! But instead of a human body his head is on a bird and he's eating worms! OMG!!!

scarletnic

This site is a parody of an iPod commercial, using the "medieval" fad on ytmnd. It contains the image of a man's shadow holding an iPod. Purple background...

medipod

Yes, http://nazipod.ytmnd.com did it first, but I wanted to take a stab at it too. (God knows YTMND has no shortage of variations on the same theme.)

anothernazipod

Used to own an old eMachine...this is what it's like to run any games on it.

linkemachine

BALLIN' DOMAIN GRAB on a Chad Warden site, After making a site about why Suzanne Vega is mother of the MP3, its time we also make a site about why MP3 players are the most convenient way to listen to our music. Sony was also the owner of Columbia Records, Leonard Cohen's record label. SONY ALWAYS WINS!

mp3player

SONY // ALWAYS // WINS

A kid does a backflip on a wheelchair I think its a Epic Maneuver

epicwheelchair

[b]This is not an animation[/b]. Look at the assets and you'll know why. I got inspired by the work of Rufus Butler Seder and I wanted to challenge the whole concept of animation as it is commonly understood here on YTMND (that is, a succession of pictures compressed into a GIF or APNG file.) This YTMND is technically not an animation but a series of still pictures covered by a layer of scrolling black bars. The result is an optical illusion that gives the impression that something is moving behing the bars and the brain automatically reconstructs the image. In order of appearance: Bill Nye, ninjaworksit.ytmnd.com, steamsteamlol.ytmnd.com, lohanfacial.ytmnd.com, conangator.ytmnd.com, Doc Louis and Little Mac from PunchOut!!, Raymond, ckjcwf.ytmnd.com, conaninsane.ytmnd.com, handsouttacontrol.ytmnd.com. [b]ADDENDUM[/b]: Just before uploading I discovered that [user BraunB4Brain:profile] had the same idea and made it even interactive. [site wildcatscroll:site]

thisisnotananimation

The full Dr.Zaius song. Found it on MySpace lol

zaiussong

Dr.Zaius! // Dr.Zaius! //

Homer is drunk...Blame it on the alcohol.

HomerSimpsonsIsDrunkBlameItOnTheAlcohol

Admit it, these babies got their funk on.

babyfunk

It used to come on Cartoon Network.

ccfcn

The best // Cartoon Network // block ever

I know .. it's another YTMND about YTMND. It's based on the 80s video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOD805iAqjY

aotsiwantytmnd

the gargoyle guy saw some STUPID shit and dropped the joint and to that it said "What is going on here?

likewhat

This was the best cartoon show on cartoon network in the nineties. It gave birth to some of the best nineties cartoons such as Dexter's Laboratory, Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, The Powerpuff Girls, and Courage the Cowardly Dog.

WhatACartoonShow

What // A // Cartoon! Show

It's a play on words. (Not intended to be racist) PM if you want the PSD file for your own use.

bassfishing

This was on my fridge, so I decided to scan it and make a YESYES with it.

omgsibk

Hey me again, still working on trying to get better editing skills, decided I'd parody Webmd.com, so here you go MarioMD..hope it makes you smile.

mariomd

Taken from two Metalocalypse episodes. The show is on television via Adult Swim, and available for download via torrents. Or... you could buy it on DVD.

trarc