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Its a German song about getting Drunk while sad. >Always when im sad i drink a shot - when im still sad i drink a shot - when im still sad i drink a shot ...and so on

saddrunk

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dfghytku

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getitfloa1

GET IT // ON // THE FLOOR

i just spent like 4 hours listening to this loop while i was editing a video to it now everyone else on earth can too, lucky them. (seizure warning)

timeispoop

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

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j5gio

Lol you won't believe how many emokids you can find on deviantart it's amazing XD

Crystalizedcharchoal

Emokid // //

nazi hip hop sh*t on it

hiphopnazi

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sailorjoerio

Its Only Appropriate On Your Spe // To EMBARRASS YOU <3 // HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE RIOFRIO!!!!!

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Allahackbars

I have a pretty towel on my- // head do you like it??? // if not I will BEHEAD YOU

it was i

itwasi

IT WAS I // WHO PUT THE ROLL ON YOU // YOUNG BORISH

a kek so top it spins on its head

homelady

>not calling the big 1 bitey // m'lady.... m'cans // my precious antique cans

...the text prettymuch says it all on this one. As soon as I heard the scream I nearly lost it laughing. It was decided this had to be a YTMND (...and hopefully I've not been beaten to the punch.)

painisfunny

See kids... // Pain IS funny... //

Let's make Australian babies, koala style.

stupidsexysniper

SNIPIN'S A // GOOD JOB //

Tape of ex-Country star Tommy Collins (1930-2000), then a pastor venting his frustrations at his flock. After hitting the booze. Allegedly this was taped for broadcast because he had an AM or FM show. Circa 1980, but there is nothing that really dates it. Found on YouTube.

drunkpastoreaster

If only it grew on trees...

ifonlyitgrewontrees

IF ONLY IT GREW ON TREES // Consider supporting 4chan //

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threesomemat

Come on Baby // Youd like it too // just done like it too much

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ismokeidrank

i smoke // i drank // then, i put it on myspace.

the first time I heared this on the radio it sounded like a black baby crying to me. it made a lot of sense She Got Her Own N*gg* Baby.

shegotherownnb

SHE GOT // HER OWN // N*GG* BABY WAAAAH WAAAAHH

A man on edge, who has very much THE edge over his enemies and even his own demented psyche. You never know when it is sanity or insanity talking where this character is concerned.

thatcrazyguygoblinaudition

I made the animated gif myself, and I'm hoping to get it to work on YTMND

clerksanimatedgif

It's a punk who dance on "Lazerhawk - King of the streets"

punkofthestreetssovietpunk

I'm going through a tough time in my life right now but I'm here to thank all the wonderful comments on the last ytmnd I made, it made me emotional knowing there are people across the globe who care about my well-being even though they don't even know me in real life, many thanks for those who stopped to write a positive message for me, it made me better reading all the comments. I won't go into much detail about what's happening in my life but life has not been very nice to me lately, lots of problems in my life of all parts you can imagine (family, mentally, personally, work) I have never been as sad, anxious, stressed as it is now, sometimes I felt (and I still feel from time to time) that the world hates me and life wants to destroy me until I give up and end myself (if you know what I mean) Thanks for making me see that I'm worth it, that I'm somebody in this world, that there are people who care about my existence I know life will not get better in a snap of fingers but with the right support it will make the rainy days better, it will make me feel that things will be ok in the end. - LaserMcCloud

thanksforthesupport

this is for all my homies who couldn't make it on account of them being dead

nicktheogre

You all called me an // OGRE!!! Well i say // F@#$ YOU!!!!

This kid likes to nap. Too bad he sits in the front row.

physicsnap

HEAD ON // APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD // ur doin it rong

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tonto

jump // on // it

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queefsneeze

Come on guys! // // cut it out

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layitonme1

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kanyeeee

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letsdoitjane

LETS DO IT LIKE // THEY DO IT ON // DISCOVERY CHANNEL