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So many toasters, so little time

selectoneormoretoasters

there are many models to choose // //

Plug in the toaster, and put a jew in it.

moontext

i lost the game

dicktoastertaknkwtf

The alternative to coffee.

nipple-toaster

There's a Pokemon on Leg Toaster

theresapokemononlegtoaster

Theres a Pokemon // on // Leg Toaster

hehe

powerofparkinsons

She's touching his butt hehe

powerofparkinsons2

hehe

powerofparkinsons3

http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-taser-grandmother-061009,0,52843.story shows Deputy Chris Bieze confronting 72-year-old Kathryn Winkfein after stopping her for speeding on May 11 just outside Austin.

texastoaster

72-year-old // great-grandmother // tased by Texas police officer

YTMND Cluster f*ck party!

powerofparkinsons8

Also, I this is the 1900th time this image has been used.

MichaelJacksonInACabInSpace

The toaster wants to visit the stars.

toaster2001

don't leave your pot brownies in the toaster oven full vid here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta40tXMEE4U

hangerabortion

no description given.

duckkkkkkky

um.... f*ck you

daniel-plainview-double-penetration

I figure I might as well make another site since I downloaded the episode to make that first one

magicwrench

Lou can fix most anything, // your toaster's broke or you // phone won't ring!

Pop-Blart is the last Toaster Pastry Cop in the entire world. But after he is framed for sexually assaulting a little girl in the mouth, Pop-Blart begins to unravel a conspiracy involving a group of mysterious Strudel people who may have been the ones responsible for setting him up.

pop-blarts

of the u.s.s pet supplies

paulsorvino

Genesis does what Nintendon't.

seems

SHE SEEMS // TO HAVE AN // INVISIBLE TOASTER

this is the crazy ass air conditioner from brave little toaster movie.I WAS DESIGNED TO STICK IN THIS STUPID WALL

airconditionercrazy

it explodes

exploadingtoaster

buy a toaster

twenty12

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

I love my Computer. I love my TV. I love my AC. I love my DVD. I love my Clock Radio. I love my Lamp. I love my Microwave. I love my Toaster.

powersex

Everything in life is about sex. // Sex is about power. // Power is about AAAAAAHHH!

Don't trust the backroom at ®adio$hack

self-aware

Tom the toaster

tomthetoaster

Tom // This is // My gift to you

qbscrub

nintoaster

// YEAH TOAST! //

I don't know I just have a bunch of Mario CDI gifs.

goodgorganzola

ALL TOASTERS // TOAST // TOAST

Please buy Erky Perky on DVD at your local Blockbuster Video, smelli.

pickledonionperkle

H0TD0G STAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! // LOOK OUT FOR THE TOASTER PERKLE // RIP ABC3, F U ABCME