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Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

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the don giovani guy from robin hood men in tights is cool

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// vote 5 //

One of the many phases of derrek.

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Hey There // Remember me? // I'm Cool Derek.

we did it guys.

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This guy means business.

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oscar frpm hey Arnold wants his sandwitch NOWW.suzie,please give him his damn sandwich

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That Will Smith is a crazy guy!

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hey d00d

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HIS FINGER AIN'T LITTLE // //

Eduard Khil 1934-2012

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Eduard Khil // 1934 - // 2012

hey just so you know the partyy mouse crew now has a forum.come check it outt. you can even join the crew if you want. partyy mouse needs more crew members.

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guy getting mad that there is no doughnuts

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No Doughnuts!! // //

After this scene, Anthony Michael Hall's character proceeds to ask an ashen corpse for her panties, which now smell a bit like pizza. He takes it to the bathroom and everybody rubs it with their dick. Then later, the boy she likes wonders, "How come her panties are all burnt up? Didn't you rape her before you burned her alive?" He tried pretending that he did rape her, and that he purposefully left the panties on her because he "[i]likes that sort of thing[/i]", but the guy just thought he was a pussy.

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Epic Sax Guy + Moon Man = The most epic thing ever.

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Josh Is A Strange Guy

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Josh Is A Strange Guy! // //

YEAH

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If this Shang Tsung guy is so great, then how come he has such a crummy looking boat?

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HEY GUYS

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It's been a while, guys.

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BOOMER HAS IT // //

hey, check this out, you may like it, you may want to post it to facebook and press "yes" (up)

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Im Paul Tirado as most of you know me as popibros1 on YouTube. Im a fat mexican. I like to hump trains and suck dick. I sure love mexican food and mexican guys.

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IM PAUL TIRADO!!! // IM MEXICAN!!! // IM GAY!!!

im beautiful and i know it(;

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hey im cole wuzzup // im buttiful // oki bie

hahahaha, woooaah! it's max! guys.

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pretty impressed with myself for pasting the "kevin pereira nervous" guy's face that many times

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Adam Curry, the famous former MTV VJ, helped invent podcasting in the early part of the first decade of the 2000s. His role in the invention of podcasting earned him the nickname "The Podfather." He started his first podcast in 2004, [i]Daily Source Code[/i], which still continues today. In October 2007, he and his longtime friend, technology writer and commentator John C. Dvorak, decided to create a weekly podcast called [i]No Agenda[/i]. It started out as Adam & John just discussing the news of the week in general (technology, politics, celebrities, etc.), and has since evolved into a twice-a-week deconstruction of the world's newsworthy events, centered primarily on politics. Over the years, through over 400 episodes, fans have donated money, music and jingles to the show. One of the most prolific donators of music and jingles to the show is Nashville musician Geoff Smith. This is a song written in tribute to [i]No Agenda[/i] that references their jingle "In The Morning," which was based on Family Guy's "Weenie and the Butt." Enjoy, and please feel free to download this one! You can also download it (and an acoustic version) at http://thegeoffsmith.com.

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im teaching jackie how to make a ytmnd

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HEY // IM TEACHING JACKIE // HOW TO MAKE A YTMND

I'M THE NERO! AHHHHH!

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news mario

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