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See, this is why we can have nice things. I come back, nobody uses this site, so I have a place to tile images of Olivia Wilde bouncing her tits on my second screen. If you are an Android developer, and you make this a Live Wallpaper, you agree to give me all your assets right fucking now.

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hi I'm Sean connery and your watching the YTMND Channel!

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The Stones rewrote an old classic for the new album.

stones

// // REWRITTEN

An old Sesame Street character removed for certain reasons...

racistmuppets

shes a // STEREOTYPE // ROFL ROFL

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reef

brittany as an old whore. i hate this bitch

brittoldwhore

*BARF* // //

My friends told me to make an Edward Petrossi YTMND. I said no it'll be sh*t, so they offered me $100 to do it. So enjoy this sh*tfest.

edwardpetrossi

This is Seriuz! // //

Tarek likes buttsecks.

tarektime

Your brain is // stuck in the // stone age.

This is kind of an "in-joke" but it all started from an old Pokemon Song called "Team Rocket Rockin'" and this is one of me and my friends favorite lines and yeah.

alwaystheman

Always the man // my ass //

"What are you looking at" sound of a monster from men in black with the image of an angry old man in an old film.

wtulknat

A TWIST :O

oldladytits

ARE THOSE REAL? :O // //

The first song is from an old band that released a demo tape in 1998. The second song is from the latter, 2006. F*CK OFF if you don't know what I'm talking about.

unoriginalhollywoodfaggot

Just more synth.. // Just slowed down... // Just a bunch of crap....

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roypoo

missing person // //

Just a picture I made to show an old member of my shell (who is now a leader in another shell) disciplining her members for coming to my shell.

Joliiethewitch

I'll Get you my pretty!!!!! // //

Andrew Harvey's Sexual Escapades fall to an all time low.

likeabatoutofhell

An old man combined with a lobster baby to make one perfect organism

Elderlylobsterman

I'm a god Lobster // //

An old hero cat.

acatseulogy

That feeling when you win an old Klingspor type specimen book in the TypeCon Type Quiz.

carl-boogie

Type Quiz // EXCITE! //

Loob Lord has recently taken advantage of a drunk teenage girl (while sober) and is facing a lot of shit. So we thought we should make a gif out of it and pull up an old pic of him as a kid due to him always looking like a nonce... well now he is one.

BoozeAndBruise

Heleena Häyhä was born July 8th, 2015 making her 27yrs old as od 2042. She was born in Finland. Her father remarried to her mother who immigrated from Turkey. She had four half brothers from her fathers first marriage. Her father was a harshly abusive alcoholic and her brothers regularly harassed her over being from a different mother. Her mother ran off when she was 14 not being able to handle the abuse any longer. Heleena developed a very strong constitution due to fighting her father and brothers all the time. When she was 17 she too had enough and ran off. Wandering the streets without any idea what to do. Until a Gypsy ran circus that toured Europe came around. She joined them taking any odd job she could get. Cleaning up mostly. One day a very large Russian man, Ivan Svorsky approached her and offered to train her noticing her reslove and stone attitude. First training to be the Strong Woman of the show since he began to be a bear wrestler. When Ivan was brutally injured by a bear during a show she took the beast on herself and accidentally killed it. Rather than being angry Ivan was proud and made her the new bear wrestling attraction while he recovered. When she was 24 she began finding new paths into professional fighting and wrestling to make more money. When Ivan passed away from cancer when she was 25, she left the circus and moved to the US to pursue her new fighting career. Now she hops promotion to promotion for MMA and Professional Wrestling. Wanting to be an example to all that no matter the struggle you experience, so long as you keep fighting, you never truly lose. You never lose until you quit and give up. Height : 5.8 ft , Bust Around : 3.5 ft (38DD) , Underbust Around : 2.8 ft , Crotch-Hip Around : 3.4 ft , Shoulder to Crotch : 2.0 ft , Knee - Crotch to Knee : 1.3 ft .

Heleena

// // Häyhä

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

Snow Viper // //

I still can't believe the old bag fell for it. (troll's grandmother was calling my evoice number to complain we were f*cking with her retarded grandson, so I sent her an email saying I doubted she was getting my emails and could she read the random words

grannyissofaking

I AM // SOFA KING // WE TODD DID

hes such an*ssthat he tried to make a ytmnd of me and he failed horribly....revenge

stupidlukas

There was this prepubescent 13 year old kid that wouldnt stay an inch away from me at the dance two years ago and I kicked him in the nuts on accident, in reaction I tried to something to make him feel better and stop GOD DAMN crying! So I asked im many q

IDONTCARRE

I Dont // CARRRREEEE //

Emureactor got PWN'D, now I YTMND such an event.

emureactorgotpwnd

saw this picture and, well... used an idea from a previous ytmnd... and poof!

hillbillyhere

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SUPERBESTYTMNDEVERYESVERY

OWNED! >:( // OWNED! >:( // OWNED! >:(