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Here Is A 7 Month-Old Version Of Chief Bogo With Thomas Morley's Song, Joyne Hands.

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Reaganomics More atomics High inflation And taxation Don't yield to temptation Crime comes from inflation Not just in this nation It's the world's situation Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Times keep on changing Always rearranging Politicians are aging What price are we paying? High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) You might also like The Return of Captain Rock Captain Rock Feel The Force G-Force (Ronnie Gee & Captain Cee) Slime You Out Drake In time, revolution Clean up the pollution There is one solution The global institution Reaganomics (more atomics) High inflation (and taxation) Reaganomics More atomics High inflation And taxation Reaganomics (more inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Rеaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Timеs keep on changing Always rearranging Politicians are aging What price are we paying? High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) In time, revolution Clean up the pollution There is one solution The global institution

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Londonistan is a sobriquet referring to the British capital of London and the growing Muslim population of late-20th- and early-21st-century London. The word is a portmanteau of the UK's capital and the Persian suffix -stan, meaning "land", used by several countries in South and Central Asia. The term has been used in a number of publications, including The New York Times, Vanity Fair, The Weekly Standard, and in the 2006 book Londonistan: How Britain is Creating a Terror State Within. With the election of Sadiq Khan as Mayor of London, Richard Seymour wrote an essay in Al Jazeera headlined "Sadiq Khan's victory and free Londonistan", claiming that the term Londonistan was being "joyfully, ironically appropriated by those who are glad to see a racist campaign defeated. Welcome to the 21st century. Welcome to free Londonistan."

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// // Conquered

The Catwoman is a version of Catwoman from an alternate universe. A widowed Italian Countess, La Contessa Selina Digatti, aka "The Catwoman", is a high-society countess and socialite who secretly runs an international smuggling ring while simultaneously working as an operative for Amanda Waller's Bombshells squad. -The Catwoman is voiced by Kelley Huston. -Selina's surname, "Di gatti", means "of the cats" in Italian. -Selina may be bisexual and open to liaisons with multiple partners. As Selina seemed to constantly flirt with Batwoman (Kate Kane) every time they met, as did Alexander Luthor, when Kate directly asks them if their playful banter and flirting meant that they were courting her and if they were currently asking her to join a ménage à trois, Selina calmly says "Sure, why not?".

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// // La Contessa

Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

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// // Anne!

a joke about an admin on pixelplanet.fun, probably known about here

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This old world may never change... The way it's been... And all the ways of war... Can't change it back again...

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Anon Cannot Go On // //

Since January 7, 2025, an ongoing series of 23 catastrophic wildfires have affected the Los Angeles metropolitan area and surrounding regions. The fires have been exacerbated by drought conditions, low humidity, and hurricane-force Santa Ana winds, which in some places have reached 100 miles per hour (160 km/h; 45 m/s). As of January 14, 2025, the wildfires have killed at least 25 people, forced nearly 180,000 to evacuate, and destroyed or damaged more than 12,401 structures. Most of the damage has been done by the two largest fires: the Palisades Fire in Pacific Palisades and the Eaton Fire in Altadena. They are likely the second and fourth most destructive fires in California's history, respectively. DEI: Statistically, there is ZERO chance that the three very best candidates for LAFD fire chief would all be lesbians. Kristina Crowley Fire Chief Salary: $439K , Kristina Kepner Assist Chief Salary: $264K , Kristine Larson Equity Chief Salary: $399K . Only around 13.9% of firefighters are women, fewer than 2% of those women are lesbians, and under 6% of fire chiefs are female. Statistically speaking, it’s extremely unlikely that three top candidates for chief would all be lesbians—let alone that one would also be black—and the odds are slimmer still if they all share the name Kristin. LA Mayor-Karen Bass (She demanded millions of dollars to be cut from the fire department but did fill it up with DEI) : Are All Democrat Liberals Who Are Responsible for This. Let's Repeat After Me- Vote DEI, You DIE. “This is why some of y'all states be getting hurricanes, that's all Imma say. I swear to God I'm gonna f**k you up, get away from me! I'm sick of you! Burn you're f**king hats mother****r. I'm really sad. I swear to god I'm really sad,” - Cardi B (After Trump's election win, she displayed her Hollywood elite mindset... You get what You deserve).

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Got Beaches ! ! ! ! // ( But No Water ! ! ) // Burn , Baby ! Burn !

every week.

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did you // sign your // time sheet?!

For many a year we've grown these fields, and known all the work that makes them yield. Are you ready to lend a hand?

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WELCOME // THIS IS A FUNNY PAGE // ROOTBEER NO

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Walk // like an // Egypt do

I took a picture of a Bubblegum Vagitron 3 times the standard size.

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Bubblegum Vagitron // by the power of 9 //

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Thanks to Drew Pickles for sponsoring! I foist a lackluster Youtube video of mine onto YTMND.

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Jack Perry (born June 16, 1997) is an American professional wrestler. He is signed to All Elite Wrestling (AEW), where he is a member of The Elite stable. He is also a former one-time FTW Champion, a former one-time AEW TNT Champion, and a former one-time AEW World Tag Team Champion (with Luchasaurus as Jurassic Express). He previously performed under the ring name Jungle Boy. He also makes appearances for New Japan Pro-Wrestling (NJPW), where he is a former member of Bullet Club and its sub-group House of Torture. Jungle Boy's first theme song was "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora in AEW.

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// // Jacky Boi

I'd say that this is what I hear whenever I listen to A New Level, but I think that's what people make YTMNDs like this for anyway.

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Unscarred // Butt // Trials

Name: Mary Hard , Age: 34 , Height: 5'6" (172 CM) , Weight: 165 lbs , Hair Color: Brown , Eye Color: Green , Cup Size: H , Hobbies: Clothes Shopping & Dressing Up Bella , About: Mary has been single for the past eighteen years of her life after she was heart broken at a young age by her first love, Amanda Long. She gave birth to two of Amanda's children. One while they were dating and one after a one night stand with Amanda a year later. However, she never let Amanda know about either pregnancy and raised the two girls on her own. , Sex Life: Until she met Bella, Mary had not had sex since her second child was conceived. She spent her time while single fantasizing about being with barely legal futanari teens. Mary's biggest turn on is the feeling of a small, soft cock growing hard in her mouth. Her second greatest fantasy would be getting ass fucked by a futanari girl with an incredibly large dick. Her other interests include role-playing, golden showers, and cuckold. , Misc: Mary has been very insecure about the size of her penis and foreskin as well as her enlarged clitoris for her whole life. , Flaccid Penis Size L: 8 inches (21 CM) , Flaccid Penis Size G: 8.6 inches (22 CM) , Erect Penis Size L: 12.2 inches (32 CM) , Erect Penis Size G: 11 inches (29 CM) , Semen Output: Average 80 OZ . PLAYFUTA (MARCH 2000)

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// // ARG

Kyubi:ahhh good old spinning

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Some bl0ke beat me by 17 years, whatever ¬_¬

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Spaghetti Time // //

Wasn't it surprising how Primer Impacto still looked old in 2013? It was the last year where they have used the 2004 studio look.

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The Story Behind That Viral 'SNL' Skit of Donald Trump with Dancing Chickens: 'Horrifying and Amazing' A 2004 Saturday Night Live skit that shows President Donald Trump spoofing his love of selling anything with his name on it, even if it means being surrounded by people in chicken suits, is back in the spotlight. The fake commercial features Trump at the height of his fame as The Apprentice host wearing a bright yellow suit hawking “Donald Trump’s House of Wings.” Despite having aired as a part of the April 2004 episode that Trump hosted, the sketch was not in SNL DVDs that include the episode, according to previous Inside Edition and CNN reports. At the time, the clip was also missing from the episode on Hulu, according to Inside Edition. The sketch previously made headlines in 2015, during Trump's presidential campaign

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// // The Don

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It's // Churn // Time

I make YTMNDs for sounds I think about (mostly)

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It's an anthology story about the American dream. It kicks off in a parkour academy with someone being accused of a crime.

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