?Flying_Brother’s_Claim..! |
TheBrute |
(4.00) |
1,824 |
2009-05-18 |
description:
Flying Brother
fg image origin:
Created from JPEGs.
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?Goblin King Bowie assists Mario |
manofthemountain |
(3.33) |
1,826 |
2006-12-24 |
description:
no description given.
fg image origin:
Google (originally a picture of Super Mario Brothers) + google +
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?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,827 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
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?my brother and me lol |
joejoker1st |
(2.91) |
1,831 |
2006-01-11 |
description:
my brother and me was awsome
fg image origin:
my brother and me fan site
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?OMG, Secret Nazi Cat! |
NewAgeRetroGeekOfCha |
(2.30) |
1,835 |
2006-08-31 |
description:
My little brother's cat gave birth to this thing. We need homes for some kittens... This one probably won't find one as easily.
fg image origin:
I took it with my camera.
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?My brover Aaron |
emkanz |
(5.00) |
1,837 |
2015-07-31 |
description:
equal rights for broverz!
fg image origin:
private facebook photo of my brother at the white house
bg image origin:
private facebook photo of my brother at the white house
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?Box Kitten... |
PowerPipe |
(2.33) |
1,838 |
2006-08-25 |
description:
Omfg, it's Box Kitten, Ceiling Cat's brother!!
fg image origin:
http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/boxkittencute.jpg
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?The Anti-Christ is Janus |
grindingcousin |
(1.75) |
1,841 |
2006-01-20 |
description:
The anti-Christ is Jesus brother, Janus
fg image origin:
some wierdo on the interweb
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?NoFalconInSmashBrosBrawl |
Unstop |
(2.23) |
1,841 |
2008-01-06 |
description:
No Captain Falcon in Smash Brothers 3. The ultimate betrayal and a rushed game. I will never buy another Nintendo product again.
fg image origin:
Google
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?What is "Andy's Dream Day"? |
gephstud |
(1.00) |
1,843 |
2007-05-05 |
description:
A Ytmmnd made for the Birthday of my brother
fg image origin:
I Created it
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?Clarkson Pep Band |
DarbCU |
(3.75) |
1,849 |
2008-03-03 |
description:
The Clarkson University Pepe Band playing the Blues Brothers Theme.
fg image origin:
I took this picture
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?the best looking man in the world |
jamiesmith12 |
(2.10) |
1,850 |
2006-12-09 |
description:
in case you have not notice his my little brother
fg image origin:
internet
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?Hank Venture is Pacman |
stuuuuuuuuuu |
(3.00) |
1,856 |
2008-06-24 |
description:
Hank Venture is Pacman
fg image origin:
Venture Brothers
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?COME ON IRENE |
Cooper51283 |
(3.25) |
1,863 |
2011-08-25 |
description:
A Tribute to the destructive force coming to kill us all this weekend
fg image origin:
my brother
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?Big Brother Sam's masturbation not a crowd ... |
drak0 |
(1.83) |
1,865 |
2006-06-08 |
description:
Big Brother Sam masturbates
fg image origin:
BB UK, web, Independence Day
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?RIP Willie Hutch |
theautobahn |
(3.00) |
1,870 |
2005-09-21 |
description:
willie hutch has died. did the soundtrack for "the mack." had a smash with "brothers gonna work it out."
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?Smiley Movie Re-Enactments - Barton Fink |
Landstander |
(3.44) |
1,871 |
2006-09-05 |
description:
The classic scene from the Coen Brother's surrealistic journey Barton Fink (1991) as re-enacted by various message board smilies.
fg image origin:
Barton Fink/Various Message Boards
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?PROOF Shamwow Guy killed Billy Mays!!! |
pharaohmobius |
(3.18) |
1,878 |
2009-07-02 |
description:
Vince killed Billy! But the Smothers Brothers don't care. B)
fg image origin:
Shamwow's secret death lab
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?Bing Bong Brothers - Lonely Island |
KenjiMeadu |
(2.67) |
1,884 |
2006-03-11 |
description:
Bing Bong Brother's latest hit, 'Look at our Penis'
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?Megaman Rejected villain #BU21N322 |
kegs-dude |
(3.23) |
1,886 |
2007-10-24 |
description:
You know the one... He's also known as 'The boss' and 'Big brother'... He's watching you... He's watching us all...
fg image origin:
Me
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?This is the end of everything |
disarm-nfm |
(3.71) |
1,889 |
2007-07-25 |
description:
...Only YTMND will be left standing.
fg image origin:
Some picture my brother found
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?NEVAR 4GET bobba |
OUND |
(3.25) |
1,891 |
2006-10-20 |
description:
NEVAR FORGET OUR B7D BROTHERS, NO MATTAR THEM BEIN FRUM 4CHON, 7CHON, YTNMD, TEHY SURVD WEL N TEHY AR AN HEROS NOW
fg image origin:
photoshop
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?death=adder wins |
murphy341 |
(4.00) |
1,895 |
2010-08-30 |
description:
Death Adder wins via rape and/or pillage.
fg image origin:
Brother Ostavia - DeviantArt
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?Professor Klump's twin brother |
joelogic |
(1.64) |
1,902 |
2006-03-09 |
description:
Professor Klump's twin brother!
fg image origin:
Gorillamask.net
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?Wario's Ridin' |
RetoldFire |
(3.38) |
1,911 |
2007-04-02 |
description:
Warios Ridin'
fg image origin:
Super Smash Brothers Brawl Trailer + minor edits
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?Woo boo boo boo boo boo! |
captainsiberia |
(2.50) |
1,911 |
2008-08-22 |
description:
Woo boo boo boo boo boo!
fg image origin:
venture brothers - family that slays together part 2
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?Rusty Venture Rave |
kaptin87 |
(3.64) |
1,911 |
2008-08-29 |
description:
this is skye, where having a baby
fg image origin:
season 2 episode 1 venture brothers
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?I <3 panties |
taperunner |
(2.94) |
1,913 |
2007-03-03 |
description:
My brother like panties
fg image origin:
my desktop
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?Hitting My Brother in the Head with Stuff |
xxxxthegoatxxxx |
(3.00) |
1,914 |
2009-03-11 |
description:
My brother proves that he will do anything in the name of "art"
fg image origin:
2004 High School Project
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?The Blues Brothers Get Down! |
fango44 |
(3.39) |
1,916 |
2006-04-05 |
description:
The Blues Brothers get down on Saturday Night Live
fg image origin:
Saturday Night Live
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