?The Belairian Hummingbird |
NorthAmericanDangerD |
(4.69) |
157,188 |
2007-04-07 |
description:
According to Snapple caps, Will Smith is the only bird that can fly backwards.
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?Tom Hanks Rocket |
blommer |
(4.69) |
162,582 |
2008-11-02 |
description:
Tom Hanks can fly. Sometimes.
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?Swat that Damn Fly |
gendark01 |
(4.67) |
785 |
2016-05-15 |
description:
Swat that FLY!
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?W For Walnut |
Ca-l-gr |
(4.67) |
938 |
2017-07-24 |
description:
I made pretty much of this walnut related content.
Except the background photo, I don't have the pleasure of flying over to some fucking place in the Bahamas, relax for once in my life and then have time to make this walnut related content.
#walnutwave #buymytrailmixtape
thanks
-cal
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?Break Time on the Bridge |
orgo |
(4.67) |
1,423 |
2018-03-31 |
description:
Spock and his ladyfriend have decided that the weed is good. The high is high. It's time or a break. Let's get fly.
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?Price Flies |
officialunofficial |
(4.64) |
720 |
2023-08-14 |
description:
Price Flies when you are having RetroFun™
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?(nsfw) Fly Free, Flying Fuck! |
ScruffyHamster |
(4.60) |
1,568 |
2020-12-01 |
description:
The flying fuck flies around the world
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?A Brisk Night Walk |
LadyOfTheCoconut |
(4.58) |
921 |
2025-02-05 |
description:
April: What do you guys like on your pizza?
Mikey: just the regular stuff; flies, some stink bugs.
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?Eric The Midget Flies with McPhee |
brasstax |
(4.57) |
5,332 |
2006-06-28 |
description:
Eric the Midget flies McPhee
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?Ray Charles joyrides an airplane |
blommer |
(4.53) |
34,686 |
2008-11-07 |
description:
Part 2 of my series of sites starring men who fly and then explode.
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?Where's Bergkamp? |
GordonFremen |
(4.50) |
30,573 |
2011-02-15 |
description:
An oft-delayed tribute to my favorite Gunner and (Non-)Flying Dutchman. Not to forget our son Jack Van Gelder.
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?Lord of the Flies facilitated the way to your Messiah... |
TheBrute |
(4.50) |
4,218 |
2009-07-09 |
description:
Lord of the Flies facilitated the way to your Messiah.
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?Breakdown of a Tiger Knee |
gregkinnear2 |
(4.50) |
3,431 |
2011-03-01 |
description:
Muay Thai flying knee attack
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?King Kong meets his match |
LePape |
(4.43) |
40,406 |
2007-10-27 |
description:
You annoying little flies!
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?Neelix teaches 7 a thing or two! |
yopixs |
(4.43) |
1,861 |
2010-05-12 |
description:
..just like a little scout ship flying into a shuttle bay
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?Don't sleep in the subway |
dudette75 |
(4.40) |
2,920 |
2009-04-26 |
description:
Monty Python's Flying Circus
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?His Name Was Falcon |
nervousbreakdown |
(4.40) |
3,210 |
2009-10-15 |
description:
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?KHANTMND: Admiral Kirk |
DarthWang |
(4.40) |
1,498 |
2022-03-11 |
description:
Joke 1: LOL DARTH KHAN
Joke 2: FNOOOOOOOOOORCHE CHOOOOOOOOOOOKES - wait nvm this isn't a YTMNOOOO it's a KHANTMND
Joke 3: The KHANTMND watermark flies across the screen in the second half of the gif just because
Joke 4: Piett is also Kirk because he's the one being talked about
Joke 5: His head temporarily turns back into Piett as the watermark moves behind it
Joke 6: There's a Khan scream at the end because it wouldn't be a KHANTMND without it
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?drinking games |
wisdumcube |
(4.39) |
20,542 |
2009-10-04 |
description:
Cars fly by the neon, high-rising buildings, then Deckard drinks.
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?Learning to Fly |
blag |
(4.38) |
24,632 |
2008-07-26 |
description:
flying
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?(nsfw) Computers... Everywhere. |
Asiimov |
(4.36) |
1,532 |
2020-04-04 |
description:
Never let a computer fly
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?Super Raccoon Diddy |
YourTheCoconutMan |
(4.35) |
15,410 |
2007-01-01 |
description:
Diddy wants you join him in flying around the city! "FLY OR DIE!!!"
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?1-Million Pixel Tribute |
Fatalis |
(4.34) |
55,587 |
2007-07-26 |
description:
if this site reaches $1 in sponsorships Max will fly out to my hometown and help me find something better to do with my time
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?Don't Freak Out, Batman! |
tricolor |
(4.34) |
28,427 |
2008-08-10 |
description:
batman to all points. i could use some air support. since i can't fly. at all.
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?Flying Dachshund |
LaserMcCloud |
(4.33) |
681 |
2020-04-02 |
description:
OMG A FLYING DACHSHUND
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?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
486 |
2023-09-23 |
description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
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?Kitty Ketamine (Catnip) |
waterweave |
(4.31) |
8,416 |
2006-01-21 |
description:
That cat can fly.
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?Seasons Greetings from Atari |
ZenPsycho |
(4.25) |
18,856 |
2006-11-20 |
description:
I found this on an old site full of old FLI files
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?flying cats |
crasse |
(4.22) |
15,128 |
2009-08-18 |
description:
flying cats combo 10 hits
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?Angry Flying staplers! |
DrPaintThinner |
(4.22) |
4,390 |
2006-05-26 |
description:
Flying staplers are angry and they want to devour you!
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