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petahgriffin

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Daddy donny has a little someone waiting for him with his playmates.

thereisnolist

Made this myself. Most images are stock images or found on google. Made this in ibis paint x.

I swear someone did this joke before. Please banish my soul to eternal damnation if that's the case. Seriously.

waitthisisnttherightfad

george carlin

Down Part 2 (Not a song itself!)

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Flashing blood. I'll [b]<strong>mark my site as NSFW because of this.</strong>[/b][b][/b]

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Bongpot.com has so many jokes dude just don't forget to visit after 4:20!!! you might forget lol because pot makes you forget things get it2

FunnyWeedJokes2

legal buds mp3 stoner phone prank joke2

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?" And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Water dissolving and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean Under the water, carry the water Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean Water dissolving and water removing Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, into the silent water Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Leting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?" You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?" And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?" And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, into the silent water Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, look where my hand was Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (I couldn't get no rest) Same as it ever was, hey let's all twist our thumbs Here comes the twister Letting the days go by (same as it ever was, same as it ever was) Letting the days go by (same as it ever was, same as it ever was) Once in a lifetime, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground

thisisnotmybeautifulwife

giphy talking heads free use

giphy talking heads free use

Dumb joke from twitter by @gahhnie

Heistofcentury

https://x.com/gahhnie?t=iAg-8FkoA43R1ciyELDyTw&s=09

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yellowalbum

South Park

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stephen-root

Family Guy + Office Space

I don't have a funny joke this time... Anyways, how has your day been?

KTEWinXP

Sprite taken from Sprite Resource then edited in photoshop by me

Real Name - Emma Grace Frost. Aliases - White Queen. Birthplace - Boston, Massachusetts. Gender - Female. Height - 5′10″. Weight - 147 lbs (human form), 439 lbs (diamond form). Eye color - Blue. Hair color - Blond. Relatives - Stepford Cuckoos (daughter). Powers/Skills : High-level telepathy, Psionics, Mind Control, Memory Manipulation, Diamond form transformation granting enhanced strength, stamina, durability and resistance to extreme temperatures. Role - Vanguard. Health - 650. Affiliation : X-Men, Illuminati, Hellfire Club (formerly). First Appearance : X-Men #129 (October 1979). Voice Actor - Laura Post. "For Emma Frost, war is the purest form of art. With her formidable telepathic abilities, she intricately weaves a deadly mental web that ensnares her foes, while her indestructible diamond form lets her lead her teammates fearlessly into the fray. Forever elegant and composed, Emma reigns as the one true queen of the battlefield!" - Official description! Emma Frost a Vanguard hero for Marvel Rivals. She was released in Season 2.

EmmaGFrost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-edX6uzC68

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpOhyN4zYQY

To get a real April Fool's joke, it takes about a week.

ripusername666

tenor

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

(Insert incredibly unfunny "joke" here.)

hereunder

YTMND

all these hoes in my phone at 3 am

SlimeSaimZ

saim face

saim

There really need to be more Star Trek TAS YTMNDs... this show is a goldmine

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Completed unedited screenshot from ST:TAS "The Practical Joker". Watch it yourself if you don't believe me.

Even at his Lois, he's still a family guy. (stolen joke) *this site has probably been made before*

heypeta

tenor - source is Family Guy (duh)

Not safe for printers. (And yes, I do know that I missed an opportunity for a joke by not marking this NSFW.)

diefool

tenor - source is Office Space

Austin Powers Joke Throwerz™ shows a classic Joke™

AustinPowersJokeThrowerz

Austin Powers Joke Throwerz™

Lilith 🩸 Leucistic King Cobra 🤍 ( One of the 2 Leucistic King Cobra which were alive during 2019 & was from America / U . S . A . ) . . . Beautiful IsN't She ! ! !

LilithCobra

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_SAezxesRkA

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r3wQxnJa_4I

She is naturally blonde but like to dye the hair blue & silver (blue seems to be her fav. color too) . . . She is kind of a goofy mami . . .

ElisIe

https://x.com/tyviania/status/1371566651116773378

https://twitter.com/tyviania/status/1581454865854652417

Question Copyright's second "Minute Meme," illustrating how all creative work builds on what came before. Photographed and animated by Nina Paley. Music by Todd Michaelsen ("Sita's String Theory," a Bonus Track on the soon-to-be-released Sita Sings the Blues soundtrack CD!). Photographed at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York City.

QuestionCopyright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT1wTHjDd3M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT1wTHjDd3M

She draws sexy, cute & NSFW stuff (=🔞ω🔞=) . please visit her if you're over 18 (づ •̀ ˕ •́ マづ༉🐾 .

OlivBC

https://x.com/69b14ckc4t69/status/1807456889229193456

https://x.com/69b14ckc4t69/media

Nicole is a beautiful , blue eyed , blonde girl ( just like her Mom - Anna ) . Nicole is the only daughter of Anna . Nicole & Anna are kind-hearted socialites. Nicole also has a womb tattoo ! Note : BOTH Nicole & Anna ARE CREATED BY Akir Anime . ' MOOOM ! ' - Nicole TO Anna ( Her Mother )

NicoAA

https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/2039686

https://www.deviantart.com/akiranime

party hard anon gif set to axel f crazy frog, as a joke

anonpartyfrog

anonpartyhard.com/mid.asp?pics

Kronii Meme Coin or $KRONII is a nonexistent parody meme coin created by VTuber Ouro Kronii as a joke during a January 2025 livestream. During the stream, Kronii pretended to launch a cryptocurrency called $KRONII or Kronii coin, using nonsense crypto jargon throughout the stream. The stream inspired memes, including artwork of YouTube thumbnails that might come out if the coin was real and found to be a pump and dump, rug pull or other scam and memes about other VTubers losing money on the coin. After the stream, some people purportedly took advantage of the situation and made Kronii coins, although none of these are official or endorsed by Ouro Kronii. The parody coin was inspired by an incident that same month when Kronii's YouTube channel was hacked to promote a crypto coin. On January 20th, 2025, VTuber Ouro Kronii's account was allegedly hacked to do a double money scam under the guise of promoting a crypto coin under the title if " Brad Garlinghouse: RIPPLE BULL RUN CONFIRMED! XRP . . . "

SKRONII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeUFFL7qEMI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEbBQrspl3Q

Stare into her eyes and see a transformation occur.

moving-pictures

scaryforkids.com, slightly edited by me.

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mothermp3

https://ytmnd.com/sites/manage/create/step_3

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