?It didn't say it had to make sense, right? |
Xawnder |
(1.00) |
177 |
2014-05-19 |
description:
It may or may not be an inside joke....
domain:
itsnotworthitjustcloseout
fg image origin:
made it
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?There is a bird with deep blue wings |
Xequma |
(3.25) |
479 |
2014-05-19 |
description:
There is a bird with deep blue wings
domain:
thereisabirdwithdeepbluewings
fg image origin:
There is a bird with deep blue wings
bg image origin:
There is a bird with deep blue wings
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?Alley Cat Blues |
XMajor7 |
(4.00) |
1,276 |
2014-05-09 |
description:
Part 2 of biggapple.ytmnd.com
domain:
allycapbloo
fg image origin:
shredder + NEDM
bg image origin:
turtles
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?TESCLEARER |
CrimeWave |
(2.00) |
1,292 |
2014-05-09 |
description:
Just my boss with is overpower face / personnal JOKE for fun.
domain:
CAIUSSBONUSballers
fg image origin:
My boss / after effect edit
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?the wolf of coffee shops |
fourest |
(4.37) |
7,377 |
2014-04-29 |
description:
another joke to add to the joke book
domain:
dicappuccino
fg image origin:
googles
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?got shrunk down |
Krangar18 |
(3.85) |
4,932 |
2014-04-22 |
description:
when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.
domain:
rpg
fg image origin:
doctor who - robots of death
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?hey guys... HOT girl in ehre lol.... teheheheeheheh... |
PewdiePiesSlave |
(1.83) |
802 |
2014-04-19 |
description:
hahah im a trollish joke master
domain:
loluvebeentrolledLOL
fg image origin:
my favorite troll face lol (it reference MLP thats why its really good)
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?babies everywhere |
LegoLewdite |
(4.47) |
5,295 |
2014-04-10 |
description:
old nutrigrain joke
domain:
yeahbabieseverywhere
fg image origin:
nutrigrain
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?What YTMND needs again |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.36) |
4,477 |
2014-04-09 |
description:
YTMND will be popular again
domain:
jokingly
fg image origin:
a ytmnd feature that needs to come back
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?blue looks like a lady |
assmaster1 |
(1.00) |
249 |
2014-04-07 |
description:
he does
domain:
blulks
fg image origin:
bubs
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?baby |
mutaharu |
(1.00) |
573 |
2014-04-05 |
description:
not an april fool's joke
domain:
geegeegeegeebabybabybaby
fg image origin:
transparent
bg image origin:
babby.jpg
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?P1K4C|-|U |
cresun7 |
(3.00) |
785 |
2014-04-02 |
description:
the yellow virus returns
domain:
pikaglitch
fg image origin:
http://xlorapalmerx.tumblr.com/post/81182112097
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?TransEuropa Blues |
Ragdd |
(1.00) |
286 |
2014-03-24 |
description:
Blues of TransEuropa Ferries
domain:
Tef
fg image origin:
FB
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?best fart joke shut up idiots!!! |
fourest |
(3.63) |
2,403 |
2014-03-21 |
description:
dat money-hat, miss him to death
domain:
askaakhewouldknow
fg image origin:
waaaaaa
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?Emo Chess Kid |
mowgli89 |
(1.00) |
451 |
2014-03-19 |
description:
This is just a joke I am playing on my friend
domain:
burpcow
fg image origin:
My friend
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?funny LA earthquake today jokes |
Blasterdude |
(3.38) |
1,370 |
2014-03-17 |
description:
funny joke about the shaking of the earth
domain:
earthquakerz
fg image origin:
what Los Angeles (Season of Spring) had happen to it
bg image origin:
Year of Earth: 2014
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?leperkhan 'spiracy |
LegoLewdite |
(3.86) |
2,082 |
2014-03-16 |
description:
St. Patrick. Is he a lizard person? Drove snakes out of Ireland...
[Khation: there are no actual Khan jokes either here nor in the upper echelons of government. Do not be Khan'd.]
domain:
Blarney
fg image origin:
khantrive'd
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?How To Rock Ane Roll: Lesson ONE |
Father-McKenzie |
(4.40) |
4,516 |
2014-03-12 |
description:
fattening up the old joke muscle
domain:
backinthegamenow
fg image origin:
get your shorts brown
bg image origin:
stink it up
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?hash brown |
ismellpussy |
(1.57) |
323 |
2014-03-10 |
description:
D
domain:
hash-brown
fg image origin:
wait for joke
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?Breaking Katamari! |
Blasterdude |
(3.83) |
1,914 |
2014-03-09 |
description:
Funny breaking bad joke™ original site idea™
domain:
BreakingBadJoke
fg image origin:
creative joke site idea
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?ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDARMACHENE&tr... |
DaChazman |
(4.26) |
2,535 |
2014-03-03 |
description:
this joke is about 7 years overdue
domain:
mychemicalfartbaloney
fg image origin:
my chemical moinklers™
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?s'just jokes |
LegoLewdite |
(4.38) |
4,886 |
2014-03-03 |
description:
Don't forget to tip your waiter. Thank you, hope you're all enjoying yourselves. And now, Mr Tom Jones, ladies and gentlemen...
domain:
whoajokes
fg image origin:
keywords
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?(nsfw) TRUTHTMND: The unfunny truth about Lad... |
woman |
(1.60) |
1,535 |
2014-03-01 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
wildhumansarethelowestofanimals
fg image origin:
That's the joke
bg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwuNKVUIIdc&feature=player
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?mess western |
LegoLewdite |
(3.94) |
4,134 |
2014-02-18 |
description:
spaghetti joke at the just okay corral
domain:
messwestern
fg image origin:
some assembly required
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?Pikachu Is A Dick |
mikhul-felps |
(3.56) |
1,118 |
2014-02-16 |
description:
Fuck that fat-assed yellow wombat.
domain:
pisadick
fg image origin:
Pok...
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?(nsfw) Oklahoma vs. Hentai |
requiett |
(4.59) |
7,699 |
2014-02-12 |
description:
That's like an octopus putting its tentacles in the most intimate personal areas of a woman's -----
domain:
tomguild
fg image origin:
Tom Guild For Congress
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?BILL COUGHSBY |
jimmm |
(4.17) |
2,504 |
2014-02-11 |
description:
Funny Weed Joke
domain:
coughsby
fg image origin:
Bill
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?Stephanie replaced on Lazytown (NOT A JOKE) |
phillies |
(3.40) |
1,535 |
2014-02-02 |
description:
Lazytown returns for a 2013 season with a new girl under the pinkl wig. Trouble!
domain:
newstephanie
fg image origin:
Searched
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?classic arnold joke |
LegoLewdite |
(4.29) |
6,350 |
2014-01-26 |
description:
vintage
domain:
classicarnoldjoke
fg image origin:
phoned in
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?A really Bat joke |
Primatron |
(3.00) |
1,325 |
2014-01-18 |
description:
none
domain:
batjoke
fg image origin:
none
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